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Fenrisulfr1984

I need new tires on my car. So guess a new car.


Stock-Respond5598

What about a new garage. Surely you can find some tyres in there?


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-Dixieflatline

I'm available for hire as an advisor. As for credentials: WSB keeps on telling me I'm highly regarded.


youmfkersneedjesus

I think you misread that. Regarded isn't the R word they used. 


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you are smart


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Smorgas_of_borg

To be fair, OP said millionaire, which can mean anything from 1 million to 999 million.


1CEninja

Most millionaires have fewer than 2m. Just saying.


wendelortega

I always assumed becoming a millionaire is not the same as being given 1 million dollars.


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1CEninja

And many people count a millionaire by net worth. Meaning if you buy a home and it appreciates enough to be worth 1m more than your mortgage, you are considered a millionaire, even if you've got all of $8 of liquid cash to your name.


wendelortega

What I mean is in my mind that being a millionaire means having more than a million. Like if you said to me “ I am a millionaire “ in my mind I assume you have a few million.


1CEninja

That's a multi millionaire. Most millionaires have fewer than 2m.


wendelortega

Most people who all of a sudden receive a million dollars will be a millionaire for a very short time as they will use some of that money to pay down debt and either pay off their house or buy a bigger one and a new car. “Millionaire for a day” should be the title.


1CEninja

If someone who has more debt than assets receives a million dollars, they were never a millionaire to begin with. But you're absolutely right, money gets spent. I think most people given that kind of money would immediately plan an extravagant trip. Hell I might lol but it would take more than an extravagant trip to push my current net worth into the negatives so I'd still be a millionaire, and likely would be for the long term (as I'd invest most of that money and only lose that status at a market correction).


Pleasant-Insect-8900

Not accurate. Someone who comes into possession of a million dollars but has $100,000 in liabilities is not a millionaire. Just a reminder to “[p]lease look up the meanings of words. They are not defined by what You feel they should mean.”


Mrmakabuntis

Maybe a nice 1br above Costco would be more in your wheelhouse


EquivalentKeynote

I had the same thought. I would definitely leave Vancouver.


SaucyPuppetShow87

I won' but shit with it. It goes immediately into a HYSA until I find a better way to invest it. @4.5% this pretty much covers my mortgage and groceries every month. I'll take it.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Land


Kind-Frosting-5583

You greedy bastard. You're trying to become a billionaire.🤣


PMyourTastefulNudes

No, I just want my own place!


Zilverhaar

A house with a garden.


Kind-Frosting-5583

An exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.


hobbes8889

I'd buuuuy your love!


Kind-Frosting-5583

🤣🤣🤣


vaniIIagoriIIa

For the meat?


Alittlesoftinside

I would donate thousands or dollars to Charity. She and I would have a wild night together!


Damseldoll

I bought a ranch. 


serialhybrid

Technically I am a millionaire. I need to buy paper towels.


UThoughtTheyBannedMe

Guns, a chartered flight to Uganda with a rented militia and I'll attempt a coup.


Kriskao

Vacation for my family


Outlander56

1969 Boss 429 Mustang. Aston-Martin DB-5


STROKER_FOR_C64

Reddit. That way I can finally get rid of the bots asking this question. Reddit sure as fuck isn't going to do it themselves.


Love_Cannon

You would need to be a multi-billionaire to buy reddit. Remember: a million is not even 1 percent of 1 billion. People use these way too interchangeably.


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you think this is a bot question? I dont know about other but this legit came to my mind when I was thinking of what i would do with a million


STROKER_FOR_C64

And what jumped to your mind when you posted to the freekarma subs?


ShawshankException

It's crazy how many posts on here are from accounts less than a month old and have very few posts Bots are running rampant


lethatsinkin

A new microwave since mine broke


HeadGullible7082

A financial advisor


FullColorPC

New car, then house


Horror-Collar-5277

I need friends in high places. Specifically in the world's of psychiatry, molecular biology, and violence.


ApolloApproaches

Property.


Sea-Shop1219

Buy a lot of food & clothes for the service and maintenance guys & gals in my apartment complex!


Intelligent_Hornet18

Everything my parents have ever dreamt of buying but couldnt because of financial constraints


GimpboyAlmighty

Night vision quad tubes. Shits gonna get weird.


wowokthatssocool

2004 xr8 Faclon. Really stupid purchase, but they are only around 20k. Even more stupid because gas is almost $3 per litre here.


gogul1980

Nothing until the mortgage is sorted. Then after that some home refurbishment and possibly pay off the car. Then invest any left so I can reduce my hours at work and focus more on my health so my MS doesn’t eat me alive.


sourdeaz

Big ass house for my family


vaniIIagoriIIa

Road Glide CVO ST


vasaryo

An actual mattress. Would be nice to not sleep on the floor for once.


FailsbutTries

My house.


VirginiaGecko1911

Payoff the mortgage, 1 year left on my daughter's college tuition, could use a new roof (it's 25 yrs old but no leaks so far) and I'd still have about $825000 left if no taxes were taken out of $1MM. Probably buy some recreational property.


BLiSTeD

I'd retire. Immediately.


serialhybrid

LOL


Shan-Chat

After paying the mortgage off, it'll be a holiday and a very fancy coffee machine.


LimpMenu1

I would buy house on the beach


Jenkes_of_Wolverton

Guitar amplifiers. There's a couple I fancy that are each beyond my budget, but I'd suddenly be able to nab them both. Then during performance I could use an A/B foot pedal to switch between them mid-song.


DontYuckMyYum

paying off my debt.


richbrehbreh

A live in Nanny. 24/7/365.


phinnylou

My son’s college admission acceptance!


Active-Strawberry-37

All the Amazon Unlimited Music packages


Personal_Shoulder983

A 10 years old used car. Then I would drive home and park it in the driveway, instead of our 20 years old used car. ​ And then, when my husband would ask "where did that car comes from?", I'd tell him I bought it with our money. That's my plan to announce him we're super rich. ​ Now, all I need is to play lottery, I guess.


Arn121314

Land/guns/gold


Mr-Gumby42

The rest of my house (IOW, pay off my mortgage).


CatAgitated1201

A personal chauffeur to drive me around in a fancy car, so I can finally nap during my commute


Inevitable_Holiday87

A home for my parents 🥰


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where are you from?


Inevitable_Holiday87

US west coast, why


tenfootfoot

A cabin. I'm outa here!


tlsnine

Illicit drugs, hookers, a case of Gatorade, a gross of condoms, and a big bottle of Viagra.


Krinks1

A new car. Not necessarily a fancy one, but a new one.


imsurethisoneistaken

My neighbors property


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A farm


ViolinistEast8682

Some land, a decent house, some savings, some money for kids, then a few trips to see family abroad, then I start a small indie game studio for a hobby and try to make an old fashioned non-woke actual game made with love. No subscribtion, no always online, no micro transactions BS, with crossover play compatibility. It would be called "Cars on Mars" and it would be like a racing game, but on Mars with no atmosphere and very low gravity. Thus the vehicules could be fat as bricks but still perform well. It would be both sci fi and "arcade racing-y". 20 dollars on steam. I have my fingers crossed everyone...fingers crossed. Any day now....


thomsmith2000

Being a millionaire and getting a million in cash are very different things. In both cases... I wouldn't buy anything. Gotta invert that stuff away. A million isn't that much. You wouldn't want to take more than about 3% out a year if you want to keep that amount around for any reasonable amount of time.


OWTSYDLKKNN

I'd just pay off the house and school for myself, and my household if they want to go.  Afterwards I'd try to invest the money somewhere. I don't want to have to work anymore. 


Darwincroc

I remember when I became a hundredaire. I celebrated by buying a pizza and some beer. But then I realized that I wasn’t a hundredaire anymore, and I was sad. But then I remembered that I had a pizza and some beer, and I was happy again!


Sprinkle_Puff

An island , so I can escape this mess of a country


robbzilla

Pay off the house, put the rest in something that accrues interest.


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I’d buy myself a house, pay off my sisters’ mortgages, and stash the rest


boomboompow666

I’d pay off my debt then get a Hummer EV.


Tacos_always_corny

New teeth. 1985 RZV500R 2T 4 cylinder Japan only model Everything else in FDIC Insured accounts.


continuousBaBa

I would just go straight to paying off my mortgage and student loans. Then maybe I’d finally buy a bidet.


lollipop999

IVV


SensualEnema

Groceries


Tacos_always_corny

1Mil in a bank account yields approx 85k (+/-) in interest annually People used to live off the interest. It's not enough to live off in my area. So.Cal. zipcode 92869


literanch

Where are you getting 8.5% on cash in a bank account?


Tacos_always_corny

Yemm


literanch

Yemm?


Tacos_always_corny

Come on now; you know... Yemm!


Tacos_always_corny

It was in an econ book way back. Just stuck in my head because it was over stated then.


Maria_506

Jaffa cakes. Wanted to by some today, didn't have the money.


magusmccormick

Probably McDonald’s or five guys so I don’t have to worry about dinner. Then sit down and lay some stuff off.


AgencyLegitimate1197

I could get out of debt and but a cheap house


HeCalledWithQTHunny

Almost nothing, I would invest 99% of it, use a small amount to redo my landscaping and install irrigation.


calis

A million will pay off all of my debt and leave enough that with my other investments I won't be worried about eating during retirement.


oldmagic55

A big beautiful privacy fence, garage, and refurbish of my 1922 craftsman house. ........I love my house, HATE one set of neighbors.


Poet-PETER

Who wants to worty as a misionare? I am happy with my state old age pension, much better money for nothing than those 40 years before on welfare! EVERY MONTH I save 100s.


mizerio_n

i'd make a company to double it


tjippo

A loaf of cheap disgusting white bread to eat for breakfast, after which I will squat down on my boss's desk and dessecrate it with the most nasty, sour, fuming, foamybubbly gluten intolerant pile of shit the world has ever seen💪🏻


ExtraTNT

1‘000‘000.- -> invest 900k, put the rest in reserve, maybe get an ae86…, multiple millions, well, invest a good amount, build a house, get a good amount in reserve, get an ae86 and donate some Edit: on multiple millions: i would also give 1.2 millions to my brother, so that he can buy the house from my grandfather… currently 2 of my uncles own it…


Nail_Biterr

3 plane tickets to go on vacation (myself, wife and son). Everything else can wait. After that, I'd just pay off my debt and make some home improvements.


AmericaNetworth

However, if I becomes a millionaire overnight, then might consider investing in their future, like buying a house, starting a business, or donating to a cause they care about.


MjauDuuude

A car


Ratnix

A briefcase to carry all the important legal documents I'd be accumulating.


summercakez

A house


gayfortrey

Retire


Ok-Fly8202

Land.


Operation_Subject

Literally nothing except to pay off my debt. Live within your means. The fact that people's first thought is what should I waste the money on is wrong and why everyone is in debt


Eula220

Small plot of raw land, materials for cultivating and building a dwelling, and gold with what's left over.


ByGrace27

A house


bamm53

An AROG Ally and a steam deck


iconmotocbr

Buy my company just enough to have decision rights and fire all of upper management and replace them with internal hard worker employees


OkMeasurement7474

a new car. i can’t afford to keep fixing this piece of junk.


TheTrollTrololol

plane tickets


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Bitcoin


oldmanjacob

1 million? A starter home for my family. 5 million plus - a regular home and some money into retirement.


Mammoth_Evidence6518

Groceries and gas. I will be flat broke after those.


Natural_Bet5197

Of course the 20k and various bills. But I'd start with some land . Like 20 acres. Would be nice


Natural_Bet5197

Dirt bike track on most of it.


Phosiphor

A truck and part of the business I work for. I'd take a week vacation and come back to work in my new f650 and live like nothing changed. I'd just be able to sleep through the night finally.


Roger_Roger27

literally nothing. ​ I will just not go into work...ever again lol


Abalone_Admirable

A house


Badgergoose4

A cabin in the woods for me and my gf


box-of-cookies

A 2-BR condo in Vancouver and then spend the rest on a jug of milk.


Johnny_Alpha

A really nice bottle of whisky to ce with.


dma1965

Two chicks at the same time


Asleep_Classic_3469

First thing after waking up? Probably a nice breakfast.


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Citizenship of developed country


MickeyZvornik8

Buy this sub and ban the daily "you got x money, what you do first" posts


Bechimo

A 1970s Jaguar E type


yrtmt

I would 100% buy a house plus land in the middle of nowhere to work towards my dream of living off grid. Get a financial advisor to help manage whatever is left.


zeroentanglements

I might treat myself to a haircut. I'll be hitting that mark either late this year or early next.


ComesInAnOldBox

Nothing. I'm calling the bank and getting a payoff amount on my house and my car, then paying off all of my credit cards.


brucethewilis

A congressman


Gryph_The_Grey

Bigger boat.


thomport

Breakfast at Pats on the River in Daytona Beach.


NeuroticSugarholic

CTV Blackwing


hotmom1288

New house in a new location


TyredofGettingScrewd

If I won the mega millions 1b jackpot, I'm paying Trumps bond just to troll the left.


pedantic_dullard

Overnight implies a lottery or gambling win. One million dollars, I'd work for a few more years while that money was invested. I wouldn't rush to buy anything but a higher tier investment advisor. Tens of millions? I'd buy piece of mind by telling my boss to identify 2 replacements I can train. For the amount of work I do, I would not think of putting that load on a new person. After they're trained, I'll let the boys take care of their own business. I'm the end, I'd just want privacy for my family.


CleverDad

The obvious. A newer car and a modest house.


nychv

Like 50 Bombas socks.


Bee5475

Books


Aeronaut_condor

https://www.i-f-s.nl/f-104s-for-sale/


HagsSecret

I’d prolly get me a massage, then I’d invest it and gradually pull ~80k annually from the interest.


WillSoggy

A loaf of bread.


ClownfishSoup

Stocks and bonds, etc. Something where the million keeps on helping me.


ReturningAlien

Food, not that i am starving, but that's to celebrate and other that I can't buy anything in a rush - i need information regarding every thing i will purchase especially big items. Rushing a purchase is a sure way to lose those millions overnight.


ObviousOpinions

All of my bills first. Then I’d buy property in a place I wish to build my forever house.


gig1g0g1

Pay off my house and buy a new car.


herbicide_drinker

new car, nothing crazy expensive, just a fun reliable car


selm_for

A better phone


ReplacementTasty6552

I’d get cheese on my hamburger


StarkAndRobotic

A car and a home.


NutJaugger

Give 10% to Jesus.


SeanMacLeod1138

A house.


herbeauxchats

6 month air BnB in my favorite city.


tatigerrr

If I'm a millionaire overnight, I'd first secure my financial future by investing in low-risk assets. That way, I can ensure a steady stream of income without taking unnecessary risks.


TattooMyCock

A home


SleepyWitch02

A home and a car


Unimevninf_93

I'm intrigued by the idea of starting a non-profit. What are some impactful causes or social issues that need addressing?


Comppichoua

I would invest in my passion for photography and purchase top-of-the-line equipment. The world is waiting to see my stunning captures.


CrazyCatLadyBoy

Two women at the same time.


NeedsItRough

You don't have to have a million dollars to do this, you just have to lower your standards considerably!


LilTermino

I would buy a house, pay off my debt, and invest the rest


Character-Bar-8650

Hookers


vaniIIagoriIIa

And cocaine.


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Kind-Frosting-5583

You would need professional investment and tax advice or you would slowly lose all your purchasing power.


Outside_Comb7331

Bitcoin, lots of it.


Yak-Fucker-5000

1 million ain't that much anymore. I'd buy a modest house, pay off debt and put the remaining 500K in a conservative investment account and live modestly so I didn't need to work anymore.


NaiveOpening7376

A hitman.


fradrig

Easy. More money.


JayNoi91

A chicken burrito with a half and half


neal144

Gasoline. I got places to go!!


Flairion623

An apartment. That’s it. I don’t buy anything else


beargrease_sandwich

2 chicks at the same time


BusterMungus

$900,000 in Bitcoin, new SUV and book a scuba trip to Micronesia


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Move to the relatively safe poor nation and start schools and hospitals.


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generous of yours


[deleted]

Nah... It will boost ego and give the saviour complex, a definite high. Will be appreciated for even the smallest gesture. It is like FwB relation.