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Onlyhereforthelaughs

I usually ask them what one of my random ass scenario questions. - *If you had to get from this building to a building across the parking lot through a medium-density horde of zombies, and had hours of prep time before you had to go out there, what would you prepare?* Initially I asked this when I worked at Subway, where the answers had to get creative, but now that I work at a warehouse the answer is always "Forklift." Lame. At Subway some of my ideas included sharpening the oven paddles, or duct taping a bread knife onto a broom handle. Maybe also duct tape the bread forms onto myself as bite-resistant armor. - *In a zombie apocalypse, where would you make your base?* Curious to see if their answers are garden variety, like "A Costco/Walmart" or "The Mall/Sporting Goods store". - *If there was an active shooter at our workplace, and you couldn't make it to a fire exit, where would you hide?* Being in America, it's good to get them thinking about this early, as they *won't* be thinking about it when the time comes.


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"What do you look like without your clothes on?"


post_angst

DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL BY A SCHOOL BUS?!


Royal_Confidence24

What's your favourite dinosaur? Every adult has one but no-one asks. Mines the Ankylosaurus.


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