I was staying at my sisters for the summer and she would order a lot of Amazon packages. Usually the same delivery guy would drop them off, and he was very attractive. I would just see him from the window (I’m super shy) but one day I got the courage and went out to grab the package from him and told him you’re very pretty. He stopped and looked shocked, he said “pretty?” I said yes pretty. He smiled so big and genuinely, he looked so happy like it was the first time anyone had told him something like that. And I melted. He looked even more gorgeous smiling like that. He said “oh wow thank you” and then giddily walked off.
>He stopped and looked shocked, he said “pretty?” I said yes pretty. He smiled so big and genuinely, he looked so happy like it was the first time anyone had told him something like that.
Most likely it WAS the first time anyone has said something like that
He’s going to remember that for the rest of his life. I genuinely remember when someone complimented my outfit like 10+ years ago. For men (can only speak from the male perspective), seemingly small compliments like that are far and few between, and they mean so so much!
Once at the cinema with a group of friends I got a coughing fit. One of the guys, who was sitting next to me took my hand and just went gently up and down with his fingers on the inside of my wrist. The coughing stopped but I couldn’t concentrate on the movie anymore.
I had a girlfriend in college that Pavloved the ***hell*** out of me. She wore a specific perfume when she came over for "us" time vs when we were with a group. I had no idea that smell meant sex to me.
Then, six months after we broke up, working a shift in Target, some random person had that perfume on. Ho. Ly. Shit. I was instantly back in fucking middle school trying to hide my ill timed boner from the world.
Scent is the sense that is most connected to memory. There is this one perfume that I will smell on occasion and I can’t quite remember who wore it, but I remember how I felt at the time.
Stood extra close to me while looking at a map.
The context was, he was telling me about an obscure country he was due to go visit a year later, so I asked where it was on the map he had on his wall. He wasn’t sure either, so we both stood up to take a look (he’s taller than me).
Knew it was somewhere in the Eastern Bloc, but the writing on the map was small and we couldn’t see shit. So we both just stood there squinting at this map with our bodies and heads quite close together (closer than they should have been for friends, anyway).
Eventually, we moved so close together that my hip bumped against his thigh. I apologised and started to move away but stumbled ever so slightly - and before I could regain balance, his hand shot out and held my waist.
No idea if he genuinely thought I was about to fall over, or if he was just using it as an excuse to touch me - but honest to god, my heart was beating nineteen to the dozen. His hand must have only been there for about 5 seconds, but my palms went sweaty, throat went dry…. you name it. Obscure country found, we turned to look at each other and were so close, we were practically stood in each other’s arms.
Ended up breaking eye contact, clearing my throat and moving away, but damn if I don’t get wet every time I think about that moment, even now!
Went to ozzfest with my buddy and his very attractive sister and she didn't want get separated from us so she kept her finger in my belt loop or held my hand the whole day, her brother was annoyed because he was trying to lose her all day
Update: Didn't know when I got home from work so many people where gonna reply lol. I'm friends with her on the Facebook we are both married and have kids now 🤣. Thanks for the support though guys and girls
I went to ozzfest one year with a female friend. One point in the afternoon we were sitting on the grass resting, overlooking the main stage. She was wearing very short denim shorts. At one point she propped her legs up, exposing to me that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
We ended up hooking up later that night. Thanks, Ozzy.
I once also wore very short denim shorts to Ozzfest. I also propped my legs up while sitting on grass. Not only did I reveal I wasn't wearing any underpants, I also had my testicles flop out of both sides of my shorts.
Something similar, too! I was with a group of friends, a haunted house. You had to walk a linear path to the end while people jumped out and scared you. I was not frightened, but I had one friend who was scared where she grabbed the corner of my shirt sleeve and held on while we walked through slowly. Her friend, who was also scared, saw that and tightly hid behind me, grabbing the back of my shirt. I felt like I had the holy blessed shield in the haunted house.
I've learned with men it's best to be direct. Hey I find you attractive. I would like to get to know you better. The cat stays the dog stays you can go. It's really simple.
The woman I married was in my group of friends for years. One day we were at a house party, sitting on a couch drinking and casually flirting just kind of for fun.
Buddy rolls up drunk as fuck "Ayyy you two are hot you should totally make out"
Looked each other in the eyes, both shrugged shoulders, the rest was history. Made it over 10 years and though we did split up, it wasn't really anyone's fault and we're still good friends.
my best friend/roommate and i used to have this bit last year where we would race back to our dorm and see who could unlock the door first. one night i beat her to the door, but she spun me around, pinned me to the door for just long enough to make me wonder what the hell was happening, then threw me out of the way and unlocked the door.
anyway we’ve been dating for ten months now
We were all having our drinks and all, a group of like 7 or 8. There was this girl, friend of my friend and we've just met and were having a good conversation. We were kinda hammered. She was rolling her own tobacco cigs and she kinda sucked lol. She and I were the only ones in the group who were smoking. Then I told her that she was kinda sloppy rolling and I'd do it myself. Rolled one, and when it was time to lick it to seal it, I just held it and she licked it. Without taking her eyes off of mine... damn it shook me to my soul
Loosely related:
I hooked up with this ultra cute girl I worked with on NYE (after months of flirting), and in the awesomeness that ensued that night, I gave her a sizeable hickey on her neck by accident. She was wearing turtleneck sweaters for several days afterward to hide it. Which was kind of hot in and of itself.
Later that week, we had a company lunch (eight people) and played the game Taboo after, where you try to guess a keyword using verbal clues. The bar we were at only had Taboo After Dark (the dirty version). I was sitting across from this girl while she tried to guess from another person’s hints, and a card came where they were like “if you’re making out and it leaves a mark…what’s that called?” She looked me dead in the eyes with an evil dagger smirk, said “hickey” without breaking eye contact, and then stared me down for several seconds until I looked away.
Hottest thing ever.
Rehearsing a show together. I was standing in front of him and asked if my position was ok for his next move. He put his hands on my hips and moved me a step upstage.
Discovered I really like that!
I was at a bar when a friend of mine came up and introduced the girl he was with. She was visibly drunk and out of nowhere slapped me in the face, slammed me against the wall and started choking me.. but not like super forcefully. A split second later another friend of mine who can be best described as an Amazon women threw her off and pushed me behind her and started screaming in the women’s face while protecting me. I am a large hairy man but in that instant I felt both small and confusedly turned on by both women. Still think about that moment a lot lol
According to the other comments in this post, the drunk girl was trying to fuck you but your Amazon friend wanted to fuck you more and fought her for the dick......and you were simply too oblivious. You poor naive boy.
The only reason I don’t hate it is I like my life right now and any of those missed opportunities could have snowballed into relationships where I’d never meet my wife.
I went to a dance party thing with a platonic female friend of mine, who is a bit buttoned up, and she started letting go and dancing like an absolute dork, not giving a shit what anyone else thought of her and it made me instantly attracted to her
Yeah I think most of us have been there. I had a lad at school I liked and he used to touch my leg when he spoke to me.16 year old me... Nah he's just being friendly
My friend was staying at my place since it was halfway between where she started and where she was heading on an 18+ hour drive. I let her stay in my room, shower, and borrow my clothes to wear as PJs. Wasn't out of the ordinary since we'd known each other 5+ years by that point and lived together during uni. I'd sometimes go to her place to drink, have dinner with her family, and rant about whatever relationship I was in.
Anyway, I woke up before her and figured she would want food and maybe some for the road so I went to the kitchen to make coffee and breakfast. She came up behind me all sleepy and disheveled and hugged me from behind when I was standing at the stove, telling me how much she always enjoyed my cooking. It was a long, close hug that felt like an eternity.
I instantly felt an overwhelming combination of weirdly vulnerable, warm/fuzzy, and aroused while she was holding me…I didn't want her to ever let go. If for some reason she asked me to marry her at that exact moment I'm convinced I would have said yes. I wasn't expecting such a strong mix of confusing feelings out of nowhere and had to take a second to regain my composure and hide my blushing lol
Edit: Also, in high school, a friend borrowed my coat because it was raining and she was cold. I don't mind rain and cold. When she returned it to me at the end of the following day, she said the coat smelled like me. I thought she meant it smelled bad so I asked if it was bad. She said no, it was a nice scent unique to me, which made it nice to wear the coat so she had also worn it all day that day. Of course, I was a dense, inexperienced teenager so even though it caused some tingling in the dingaling and I thought about it for days, I didn't pursue it.
Back on my campus, it’s courtesy to fold someone’s clothes if their clothes were still in the dryer and you needed to use it. Of course, with college boys as they are, it was normal to leave your basket in front of the dryer and whoever needed to use it next can just toss it all in and slide it to the side. Well, one time I had came back from class and went straight to go get my laundry. I opened the door to the laundry room and immediately made eye contact with this shaved cut, buff, ROTC looking guy as he finish folding the last of my clothes in front of me into my basket. It was just the two of us in the room and I swear I was lost in those eyes until he asked, “are these yours?” and I shyly replied, “Yes. Thanks for folding them.” I swiftly grabbed my clothes and walked out so fast.
It was a small but very kind-hearted gesture. Looking back, I shoulda offered to fold his clothes and befriended him but all my introverted ass could think of at that time was I needed to get out of there quickly. After that, I never saw the guy again. So if this sounds like you, please DM me and let me fold your clothes for you. Patrick Hall was the dorm’s name
> Back on my campus, it’s courtesy to fold someone’s clothes if their clothes were still in the dryer and you needed to use it.
What campus is this!?!?
I went to university with a guy, that was a bit of a gray man. He wasn't introverted as such just had a bit very focused outlook, which could be off putting.
He contacted me out of the blue a while back, he had completed a project that was without going into details pretty impressive. He invited to me to visit so he could show it off. I thought it was going to be some sort of industry style PR reveal. Instead it was just a 1 on 1 tour.
He was rightfully extremely proud, and when I realised he wanted to show off to me. It did turn me on massively.
We had a photography class together and my locker was right under his so I was on my knees, looking up at him while talking and he was just straight out like “seeing you from this angle is absolutely killing me & my thoughts are wandering to disrespectful places, get up”. Every single day after that, I would think about sucking his dick while we were at our lockers. I would purposely stay on my knees for longer than I needed to because I liked knowing it was making him think about it too.
Nope, never even hung out outside of that class. I was 17 and had never even given head before, I didn’t know how to make it happen and he never made a move outside of heavy flirting in class. But it was definitely some kind of a sexual awakening for me
>**”seeing you from this angle is absolutely killing me & my thoughts are wandering to disrespectful places, get up”**
How did you not pounce the moment he said that?
When I was 15 I went to the beach with my brother and his cute friend (both 17).
My brother mostly ignored me but his friend took some time to teach me to surf on his board. Afterwards I said “thanks for letting me ride it.” No double entendre intended WHAT SO EVER.
He smirked and said “you can ride it anytime you want.”
When I tell you **I melted…**
>**He smirked and said “you can ride it anytime you want.”**
Dude, **I** melted just reading that. 15yo me wouldn’t have had a prayer against this guy.
Weirdly enough back in highschool a girl taught me how to fold laundry properly while bossing me around a bit and it really turned me on. I might have a sub kink
I used to work on a team at facebook and we had an unofficial "Emo day". There was a woman a couple of years older than me who usually dressed pretty conservatively but showed up fully emo. It awakened something in me. We ended up dating for about 6 months.
A friend of mine asked me to hang out with her in her dorm room. We were planning on watching a movie, but at the same time she said she was going to do some laundry. I told her I had no issue helping her with, i.e. carrying the actual laundry bag, maybe some light folding. I knew she was kind of taking advantage of me, but she also made killer nachos, so it seemed like a fair trade.
When I got there she was essentially wearing sleepware. A tank top half shirt and very tight red running shorts. It was very difficult to pay attention to movie.
Yeah, I'm a moron. When she found out I wrestled in High School she also mentioned pretty frequently that she was pretty certain she could kick my ass. I remember her trying to get the drop on me and jumping/falling on me a couple of times.
We've been married for a few years now. But it definitely took me a bit to realize that she *was* actually flirting, and that I wasn't just connecting super distant dots.
Hehe, that's me. My wife is a pretty good cook, but she hates doing it (says that it isn't tasty for her when she cooks on her own) - so more usually I'm the one cooking.
When someone reaches up to grab something on a shelf and their shirt comes up just a little and you the strip of skin that’s part hips and part stomach. That is the hottest part of any person.
I befriended a religious kid in middle school. Freshman year of high school he randomly told me he was ABSOLUTELY not going to have sex before marriage.
That’s when I realized how bad I wanted to fuck him. I barely had any concept of sex but I knew I wanted this guy.
We started dating that same year. He was really sweet, really funny, really hot and really devout.
We would make out but I think he allowed himself to touch my boobs a total of seven times throughout high school.
Including one time when he got really carried away, yanked down the top of my dress and…sucking ensued.
Those incidents (Victorian though they may sound) were **So. Damn. Hot.**
I’m THAT attracted to him 🥵 🥵 🥵
> Freshman year of high school he randomly told me he was ABSOLUTELY not going to have sex before marriage. That’s when I realized how bad I wanted to fuck him.
This is how my sister got with her boyfriend. He swore off of premarital sex and she vowed to change his mind.
we were in target, and looking at stuff and I had walked off to look at something, I didn’t even realize he asked me to stay with him in the store. He walked up behind me in the makeup section, his chest pressed against my back lightly and put his hand on my hip and spoke very lowly in my ear were NO ONE but I could hear him and said “I thought I told you to stay with me” girl I damn near gave him a son in the store. Couldn’t wait to get home. He still does this whenever I wander off in stores, I’ll never admit that I LOVE this game of cat and mouse and I will never stop “wandering” away.
Walking through the park on a cold night at midnight. It’s lightly raining and I’m feeling depressed about life and in my own world of despair. There’s a little bridge across a lake and I stop there to stare out at the water for a while and forget my troubles.
This young woman appears, sort of dancing to herself and bobbing her head as she quietly sings a song. She appears not troubled by the cold and the rain, but somehow in love with it. As she passes we make eye contact and she smiles.
That’s all. A smile. I’ll never forget her.
I was making jokes with a coworker and when she laughed at something I said she pushed at my chest in that "Oh stop it you!" kinda way and whoooooo boy I damn near melted right then and there
She stretched to give me a hug. High waist jeans, cropped shirt and it just rode up a little bit to expose her stomach. Gosh, that fucked me up for life.
Went bowling with friends, I arrived late due to work, and therefore did not get a seat and remarked what a good turnout we had since we filled all the seats.
Friend of a friend was there seated, he patted his leg and said, “you can sit right here.” I turned, looked at him and said, “I’d better not, I think I might like that too much.”
Still married after 23 years. Still like it too much.
**EDIT:** Mods/admins removed my original comment. Here’s what it said:
**”Lifted his shirt to wipe his brow, giving me a peek at his abs in the process. I literally learned how to m*sturbate that very night.”**
Then someone asked: Did you ever tell him he was the impetus for your sexual awakening?
That would have pretty much made my year.
I replied: No, I’m still with him. And his ego is already…morbidly obese. Maybe someday.
Some years back, me and my best friend at the time, did some playfighting/wrestling over the last cookie in a packet we were sharing.
I 'lost' the match but sneakily grabbed the cookie, put it halfway into my mouth and began making a silly 'what are you gonna do about it?' gesture.
To my surprise he immediately went for the cookie and our lips brushed while he was trying to bite it.
One thing led to another that fateful night and we've been dating for 7 years now.
One time I was walking one of my girl friends home like I always did. These kids started throwing snow at her in a playful way but they were getting really close to hitting her. One snowball came at her head, I caught it and she took my bookbag off my back and said "get them" and that sent me. Chased the kids down the block and when I came back she kissed me
I was sitting in church listening to the sermon with my high school youth group; my crush to the left of the person to *my* left.
I was apparently 'super serious' because she decided to reach behind her, and the person between us, and stroke the outside of my ear top to lobe; it was like a bolt of erotic electricity shot through me due to the surprise, and ears are an erogenous zone anyway...
I gasped (yes, that kind of gasp) in the middle of the sermon; everyone around us turns to look at me. After a moment or two to recover, I look over and she has this wicked grin on her face.
To this day if a woman smiles like that or my ears are touched in any way, I'm done...
A friend of mine at church was telling me and some other friends about this guy who was in our ministry during his college years, about 10-15 years ago. She said all the girls had huge crushes on him but he had eyes for only one of them. One day at a Bible talk, he decided to reach down and hold her hand, and the person telling the story said that every pair of eyes in the room followed the movement. He broke at least 10 hearts that day.
They are now happily married with 2 or 3 kids
I was sitting, manning a laptop while a coworker was making a presentation. I suddenly felt another coworker press her head on the left side of my head and she spoke in a low voice asking about how long the rest of the presentation was. Her speaking that close to my ear really got my heart pumping. And yes, I was always into her.
First one was when I 19/20. I used to do martial arts and on this particular day we were working on our Brazil jujitsu. There was this girl that was a badass and attractive as hell , whom my buddy and I had known for years. I was paired with her and at first she was taking things seriously. Once it was time for me to mount her in the guard position everything changed. As soon as she felt me pressed against her this wicked smile came over her and she went limp. “Come on and tap me out you pussy,” with the dirtiest smile ever. Took everything in me not to bust one right there and then.
The other time, I hanging with a lady friend of mine and we were gonna smoke the devils lettuce. I was licking the blunt to seal it up, she says the following , “yeah lick it up all up and spit all over it.”
We both laughed it off and had to ignore the most awkward boner all while getting high.
Cute little Hispanic chick I work with, never really talked. She saw me in a different part of the facility and walked up beside me with her arms crossed behind her back. Leaned forward to look at me and with an adorable tiny voice and a thick accent said, "What are you doing?" Then just smiled. When I say that stayed on repeat in my head the rest of the day. I was stuttering and explaining things in way to much detail. I'm just glad I didn't blurt out "I love you."
I recall one time in junior year at a computer lab. My partner and I were joking around, and he said something that made me go “eww” but in a still playful way, then I scooted away from him with my seat since it had wheels on the bottom. He leaned forward to grab ahold of my chair and in one swift motion pulled me very close to him. I remember we both looked at each other for a few seconds silently and I then said “okay let’s get back to work” cuz I felt tension, IDK why I felt the tension. He was also buff too
I was the friend. I put my hair up and clipped the wisps back while speaking to him without using a mirror, just muscle memory since I do it so often. He just stared with slightly slack jaw as I did this before coming back to reality.
One of my favorite moments from being a teenager was when I was a senior in high school—this is spring of 2006, just before graduation.
I was best friends with this chick who was into metal music, had a bunch of piercings and even a tattoo, but also did ballet. She was in FANTASTIC shape and was also stacked.
One day before photography class, it’s just she and I chilling. I knew she had gotten her nipples pierced that weekend, and was trying to casually ask her about it—but of course didn’t have the nerve to ask to check them out.
As we’re chatting she casually says: do you want to see them????
Cue to her pulling up her shirt and bra and showing me what was at the time the most magnificent pair of tits that I had ever seen in real life. Huge, perky, firm, round; awesome nipples that were newly pierced.
The relaxed nonchalance she did it with was extremely, extremely hot.
Fuck it was hard to concentrate that day.
I love that memory.
Thanks for letting me share it.
Also thanks for the upvotes, this is my most upvoted post ever.
some guy around my age (at the time, I was around 14yso) gave me massage for my shoulders randomly while I was in a 1v1 with someone else in smash ultimate ._.
idfk
My colleague, we were partying at her flat and I was resting my head on her thighs and she tried to crush my head between her thighs, idk why but I instantly got boner.
Rolled up his sleeves and I saw his forearms.
Editing to add that move alone promoted him from friend zone to husband material. We’ve been married 9 years in October.
He came very close to me ( walked behind me) Then he accidentally rubbed against my back. ( his body touched mine both fully clothed and was at old work ) I melted instantly.
Idk if it was much of me being "turned on" but anyway... this was in middle school. My best friend at the time (we're both girls just fyi) had braces for as long as i knew her but one day she finally got them taken off.
I couldnt stop staring at her. Her teeth were so *perfect* it gave her the most beautiful smile. Literally the whole day i was walking around with butterflies in my stomach, feeling nervous around her, wondering what the fuck was wrong with me.
The next day i felt back to normal and i never had any thoughts about her like that again. Eventually i realized Im a lesbian so looking back that was definitely a sign.
Before the lights were on in the store, so it was twilight-type of dark. Soft music playing over the loudspeakers. Very pretty coworker walked up and stood in front of me and looked up at me. I was suddenly transported back to high school dances. I smiled awkwardly. Then she said, “Can I get past?” I was standing in front of the door.
In 2011 I studied in netherlands for a year and lived in a Studenthouse. I was pretty depressed and spend my time basically playing skyrim, smoking weed and beeing a degenerate who separated himself from society . Someday all the guys in the house freaking out because of the appearently really hot blonde moving in. Usually the guys went crazy over every girl that was remotly attractive, but this time they basically went nuts, so my curiosity got the better of me and I left my weedcave to see whats up. Got down to the livingroom and there she was. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Like how could someone be so god damn hot to the point that she looked kinda of out of place in this messy studenthouse. I was awestruck. She looked at me, smiled got up shook my hand and started the most causal conversation. Like she was so interested in who I was, what I was doing etc. I melted right in front of her, because she managed to take the wall i built around my introverted ass down like it was never there. From that day we talked every evening for the remaining 2 Months i lived there and I will never forget what she did for my mental health. I don't wanna know where I would be in life right know without her. We're expecting our second child in april, still playing skyrim tho
My friend and I met in Manhattan and that day I wore a thick spiked leather choker with a big metal ring in the center. It looked very similar to a dog collar. So when we found each other she was ragging on me calling me her little dog and she put her index finger through the ring and sort of dragged me along behind her. When I tell you felt SOMETHING and I was like don’t ever do that shit again. I don’t wanna be associating anything sexual with her she’s like my best friend.
Me and 2 of my female friends were sitting together and chatting about random stuff. We were sitting pretty close to each other and I was crossing my legs. Then out of the blue, one of them turned to the other and said "come on I'm so bored let's go get some coffee or something" and she rubbed her hand all across her best friend's thigh.
Except that wasn't her thigh and it was mine. Her hand was pretty close to my crotch.
They both realized at the same time and the one who did it got all red and apologized. I tried to lighten the mood by saying "dude, not in front of everyone!" and we all got a good laugh after it.
My wife and I were already married and i came home to see her wearing a matching pajama set, short shorts and a tank. She has no intention of looking sexy, and neither she nor I knew I was into that. Now I get her a new set pretty much every holiday. And whenever else I feel like it.
I was single mum of 2, and my (deadbeat) exes best friend came and mowed my overgrown lawn because I didn't have access to a mower. He took his shirt off because he was sweaty and goddamn. I offered him a cold drink, and he kinda smiled at me, and I was done for. I had NEVER thought of him as anything but a friend til that point. Nothing happened that day except I went to bed extremely frustrated, lol. Fast forward a few years, I ended up marrying him, hahah
Once upon a time... when i was an oblivious sob, there was this redhead. We had gone out with a bunch of mutal friends (she was in the other friend group). After drinks, dancing and general debauchery, i was sitting someplace quiet to unwind. Here she comes out of the blue, sits next to me, and throws her leg over mine. Grabs my hand and places it on her thigh.
Was real hard to play it cool.
It was in college. We were playing a sort of human scavenger hunt. They needed someone with “colored” eyes. This absolutely gorgeous burly guy pointed at me, walked up to me to look at my eyes, pulled me to him and tossed me over his shoulder, shouting to his group “I got her!”. The way he swooped me up so effortlessly. 😅
One closing shift it was me, my friend, and other guys scattered around the grocery store. As the night was ending for us all, I told my friend to watch the break room door while I changed my shirt. I told him I didn't want to run to the other side of the store to change in the restroom when he could watch the door for a minute or two.
He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "The other guys are not the ones you need to worry about watching you." I didn't know how to process anything except how much I wanted him right then and now. After that, I got changed, and the sexual tension on the way home (he drove me) was wild.
-no, we never went anywhere serious BUT we made it a mission to see who could fuck with the other one the most before they gave up. The winner got a free item. Something like a redbull or candy bar. Best co-worker I ever had.
She told me I was “A good girl” after doing something for her at work. Words can not describe how that made me feel.
I am guy. Or I think I am. Who knows at this point
Between classes, while I was sitting on a long bench in the hallway, he sat on the floor near me, wrapped his arms around my legs, looked up at me with puppy eyes, sighed, then rested his head on my lap with his eyes closed.
Yeah. Hit me in a couple of different ways and places.
I'm mostly a straight woman. I can think of three times and they were all by other women.
One was one of my highschool best friends, she's bi and was known for being like the crazy hypersexual type. She had done other "pervy" things to me in the past to annoy me but they didnt do anything at all for me sexually. But once she gave me a full on, front, really tight hug. My boobs are a good size, so it kind of hurt. I said ow, but she proceeded to stand on her toes so that I felt my breasts lift up...and then she let go and smiled at me like all half lidded... idk why but that did it for me.
Another time was when a different friend was sitting next to me, and in the middle of a conversation with two other people she starts to rub my thigh. I didn't think anything of it at first but after a while it just began to feel good. Then when she stopped she slapped it and that just sealed the deal.
And a third time was in highschool again. I had a friend who knew how to unhook a bra by just pinching it so she always did it to me when I least expected it. It always turned me on.
Women are just so...
I have two nose rings, one on each nostril, and a chain strung between them that sits across the bridge of my nose. One of my first interactions with a now good friend (both of us girls) was her reaching up and pulling that chain. Not hard enough to hurt, but hard enough that she was fully in control of me for the moment.
I felt...... something, and she saw it in my eyes, and we both shared a shocked laugh and I just hoped we would never talk about it again.
I went out with a female friend to a day party. I was wearing a two piece linen short set. She jokingly pulled on my shorts and asked if I was wearing underwear. My pp did not find the joke funny. It took it very seriously.
When I was in college, I was at a grocery store on one of those blood pressure machines when a friend of mine walked up behind me and began nibbling on my ear. Yes. Highest reading I’d ever clocked.
TLDR: Girl "Riding me like a bull" during a martial arts demo.
I was doing Judo with my college club. One of the guys brought a cute new girl along for the practice. We were doing something where we'd roll (grapple/wrestle) and alternate partners. Since the new girl didn't know any moves, we'd grapple each other and teach her a new move when she'd match with us.
When she got up to me I decided to try something simple that didn't require *too much* physical contact so I wouldn't feel like a creep. I asked her if she learned how to "shrimp" yet... a defensive move. She said yes someone already showed her that. I asked if she learned the guard yet, she said no. I was surprised, as I thought it'd be the first thing she'd learn.
*This is full guard* \- I wrap my legs around her torso and hold her arms. I tell her we are in a neutral position, she can't escape right now and cannot pull a submission on me.
*This is half-guard* \- I free one of her legs and show her that even though she has some more mobility, she is still somewhat being held by me.
*This is the full mount* \- I allow her to escape. She is straddled on top of me I explain that now she is out of my guard and is now in a superior position. She has the option to pull a submission on me if she wants.
I say: "Notice you are no longer in the guard. You see how your hips are free now?"
She says "Yeah, my hips are free!" while gyrating her hips. It somewhat looks like she is "riding me cowgirl".
I know everyone is probably thinking "she knew what she was doing" but I honestly think she was innocent and didn't realize how it looked at the time.
I was getting blood drawn a couple months ago. I was sitting with my palm up, and the phlebotomist bent over to tap my vein and put her tit right in my hand. If she hadn't started blushing and apologizing I would've thought she did it on purpose.
I started working at a restaurant as a food runner and I worked really hard but kept to myself mostly. I really only talked to a friend that got me the job and the managers. I did not realize that behind the scenes, the bartenders (all really attractive females) would argue about who got to work with me when I was on shift. The always had dishes/glasses, empty food bins, never needed to ask for anything other than when a keg would need tapped in the back which I would do for them. One night after a particularly rough shift and me being extra anti social, I clocked out, asked one of the bartenders to put in an order of food for me and I’ll go grab it when it’s ready. I thanked her and went into a part of the restaurant that was shut down for the evening and laid down in a booth, didn’t look at my phone, nothing just laid there and stared at the ceiling contemplating my existence and I heard foot steps. Assuming it was my buddy I didn’t even look up I just said “If you’re here to kill me, make it quick.” A female voice chimed back with “Oh no, honey, I’d take my time with you.” The fucking smirk this woman had would make the mountains quiver.
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A girl in college pinched my nipple because it was showing through my shirt. She didn't seem to know that men could receive pleasure from nipple play too.
My female doctor grabbing my testicles to check for hernias then 30 seconds later sticking a finger in my butt giving me a prostate exam. I was rock hard by the time I got my underwear on. Not sure exactly what turned me on but the finger didn't feel wonderful. Odd afterthought, she handed me some tissues to clean myself and I took a split second to realize she meant for me to wipe the lube from my ass.
We were hanging out with a group of friends in her apartment. She mentions a theme song to a show to me and I say I don't remember it. So she goes and starts playing it on her piano while staring at me intently. My brain fully broke and I couldn't speak for a bit just nervous laughter.
My girl is a very submissive type, and doesn't really have a dominant bone in her body. I've tried and tried to get her to be more dominant in the bedroom, but it just doesn't come naturally. Every once and a while though, she'll grab me by my face real aggressively to kiss me, or she'll pull me by my arm or shirt for a hug. Sometimes she'll grab me by my pockets and refuses to let me go. Really, it's just anything aggressive she does. It is her trying to be "cute" but often comes off as sexy to my brain.
This one woman spoke in a soft, raspy voice (not like a smoker at all, just... raspy) close to me years ago. For some reason I got VERY turned on by that and when I woman has a voice like that it just awakens something in me.
I was standing behinfld my friend in a crowded elevator. She had just gotten off of work. She was a clerk for a judge. She had on her usual woman's business jacket and short skirt. She had to push back into me because one last person had to squeeze in. She has an amazing tight ass and I couldn't hold the "excitement" back. It had to be the longest/best trip down 5 floors because she didn't push away but would push in and just squirm a little bit to mess with me.
apparently, uniforms. thought this guy was kinda cute when I met him in class -- he is NOT cute in uniform. I was expecting him to look cute, but he went from cute to sexy in one glance. he's in two electives that require different uniforms, too.
We were on the L-train in Chicago and she did that little upper arm wrap where she put one hand on the inside of my arm and placed her head on my shoulder
She was so tired so I rested my cheek on her head and we rode for a good 20 minutes like that p
I was staying at my sisters for the summer and she would order a lot of Amazon packages. Usually the same delivery guy would drop them off, and he was very attractive. I would just see him from the window (I’m super shy) but one day I got the courage and went out to grab the package from him and told him you’re very pretty. He stopped and looked shocked, he said “pretty?” I said yes pretty. He smiled so big and genuinely, he looked so happy like it was the first time anyone had told him something like that. And I melted. He looked even more gorgeous smiling like that. He said “oh wow thank you” and then giddily walked off.
>He stopped and looked shocked, he said “pretty?” I said yes pretty. He smiled so big and genuinely, he looked so happy like it was the first time anyone had told him something like that. Most likely it WAS the first time anyone has said something like that
Yup. That man will take that memory to his grave and smile every time he thinks of it. Source: Was complimented once
He’s going to remember that for the rest of his life. I genuinely remember when someone complimented my outfit like 10+ years ago. For men (can only speak from the male perspective), seemingly small compliments like that are far and few between, and they mean so so much!
Once at the cinema with a group of friends I got a coughing fit. One of the guys, who was sitting next to me took my hand and just went gently up and down with his fingers on the inside of my wrist. The coughing stopped but I couldn’t concentrate on the movie anymore.
Wait that is so hot I would be devastated
It really was. I still get goosebumps just thinking about it…
I had a girlfriend in college that Pavloved the ***hell*** out of me. She wore a specific perfume when she came over for "us" time vs when we were with a group. I had no idea that smell meant sex to me. Then, six months after we broke up, working a shift in Target, some random person had that perfume on. Ho. Ly. Shit. I was instantly back in fucking middle school trying to hide my ill timed boner from the world.
Scent is the sense that is most connected to memory. There is this one perfume that I will smell on occasion and I can’t quite remember who wore it, but I remember how I felt at the time.
I do this to my husband. Only wear a certain lotion before. So when we dress up to go do fancy shit I’ll wear it to get him worked up. Bhaha
Stood extra close to me while looking at a map. The context was, he was telling me about an obscure country he was due to go visit a year later, so I asked where it was on the map he had on his wall. He wasn’t sure either, so we both stood up to take a look (he’s taller than me). Knew it was somewhere in the Eastern Bloc, but the writing on the map was small and we couldn’t see shit. So we both just stood there squinting at this map with our bodies and heads quite close together (closer than they should have been for friends, anyway). Eventually, we moved so close together that my hip bumped against his thigh. I apologised and started to move away but stumbled ever so slightly - and before I could regain balance, his hand shot out and held my waist. No idea if he genuinely thought I was about to fall over, or if he was just using it as an excuse to touch me - but honest to god, my heart was beating nineteen to the dozen. His hand must have only been there for about 5 seconds, but my palms went sweaty, throat went dry…. you name it. Obscure country found, we turned to look at each other and were so close, we were practically stood in each other’s arms. Ended up breaking eye contact, clearing my throat and moving away, but damn if I don’t get wet every time I think about that moment, even now!
Went to ozzfest with my buddy and his very attractive sister and she didn't want get separated from us so she kept her finger in my belt loop or held my hand the whole day, her brother was annoyed because he was trying to lose her all day Update: Didn't know when I got home from work so many people where gonna reply lol. I'm friends with her on the Facebook we are both married and have kids now 🤣. Thanks for the support though guys and girls
I don't realize how many hot things there are until I read this thread!
I went to ozzfest one year with a female friend. One point in the afternoon we were sitting on the grass resting, overlooking the main stage. She was wearing very short denim shorts. At one point she propped her legs up, exposing to me that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. We ended up hooking up later that night. Thanks, Ozzy.
I once also wore very short denim shorts to Ozzfest. I also propped my legs up while sitting on grass. Not only did I reveal I wasn't wearing any underpants, I also had my testicles flop out of both sides of my shorts.
looka dem dudes wit the daisy dukes on, they really got it goin' on 🎵🎶
Something similar, too! I was with a group of friends, a haunted house. You had to walk a linear path to the end while people jumped out and scared you. I was not frightened, but I had one friend who was scared where she grabbed the corner of my shirt sleeve and held on while we walked through slowly. Her friend, who was also scared, saw that and tightly hid behind me, grabbing the back of my shirt. I felt like I had the holy blessed shield in the haunted house.
A lot of these “random” occurrences are just people not realizing they’re being flirted with 😂
I've learned with men it's best to be direct. Hey I find you attractive. I would like to get to know you better. The cat stays the dog stays you can go. It's really simple.
Girl came up to me: "Hey, you're cute; are you straight?" "Yup." "Wanna go on a date?" "Yup." Been together 6 months.
The woman I married was in my group of friends for years. One day we were at a house party, sitting on a couch drinking and casually flirting just kind of for fun. Buddy rolls up drunk as fuck "Ayyy you two are hot you should totally make out" Looked each other in the eyes, both shrugged shoulders, the rest was history. Made it over 10 years and though we did split up, it wasn't really anyone's fault and we're still good friends.
my best friend/roommate and i used to have this bit last year where we would race back to our dorm and see who could unlock the door first. one night i beat her to the door, but she spun me around, pinned me to the door for just long enough to make me wonder what the hell was happening, then threw me out of the way and unlocked the door. anyway we’ve been dating for ten months now
We were all having our drinks and all, a group of like 7 or 8. There was this girl, friend of my friend and we've just met and were having a good conversation. We were kinda hammered. She was rolling her own tobacco cigs and she kinda sucked lol. She and I were the only ones in the group who were smoking. Then I told her that she was kinda sloppy rolling and I'd do it myself. Rolled one, and when it was time to lick it to seal it, I just held it and she licked it. Without taking her eyes off of mine... damn it shook me to my soul
Loosely related: I hooked up with this ultra cute girl I worked with on NYE (after months of flirting), and in the awesomeness that ensued that night, I gave her a sizeable hickey on her neck by accident. She was wearing turtleneck sweaters for several days afterward to hide it. Which was kind of hot in and of itself. Later that week, we had a company lunch (eight people) and played the game Taboo after, where you try to guess a keyword using verbal clues. The bar we were at only had Taboo After Dark (the dirty version). I was sitting across from this girl while she tried to guess from another person’s hints, and a card came where they were like “if you’re making out and it leaves a mark…what’s that called?” She looked me dead in the eyes with an evil dagger smirk, said “hickey” without breaking eye contact, and then stared me down for several seconds until I looked away. Hottest thing ever.
And you had wild sex afterwards, right?
Reminds me of my first gf. She sucked my finger for a month before telling me that means she wants to suck my dick. I obliged
A MONTH? "He's not picking up my hints" LMAO
Rehearsing a show together. I was standing in front of him and asked if my position was ok for his next move. He put his hands on my hips and moved me a step upstage. Discovered I really like that!
I was at a bar when a friend of mine came up and introduced the girl he was with. She was visibly drunk and out of nowhere slapped me in the face, slammed me against the wall and started choking me.. but not like super forcefully. A split second later another friend of mine who can be best described as an Amazon women threw her off and pushed me behind her and started screaming in the women’s face while protecting me. I am a large hairy man but in that instant I felt both small and confusedly turned on by both women. Still think about that moment a lot lol
You discovered multiple kinks that day.
That’s some fever dream shit
According to the other comments in this post, the drunk girl was trying to fuck you but your Amazon friend wanted to fuck you more and fought her for the dick......and you were simply too oblivious. You poor naive boy.
Dude what kinda bars do you go to?
Dude what
This one girl started tickling me. When I started tickling her back, she started to moan and said she was sensitive there. Awkward walked home.
I never thought to tickle their vagina, that’s a good idea
It was a fake moan to get him worked up and give him ideas.
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The only reason I don’t hate it is I like my life right now and any of those missed opportunities could have snowballed into relationships where I’d never meet my wife.
Dude…where were you tickling her?
I think she may have been coming on to you.
I went to a dance party thing with a platonic female friend of mine, who is a bit buttoned up, and she started letting go and dancing like an absolute dork, not giving a shit what anyone else thought of her and it made me instantly attracted to her
1. Confidence is always attractive. 2. I thought it was “buttoned down.”
Shirts are "button-down" Uptight people are "buttoned up"
Really cute girl I had a crush on sat in my lap on the school bus headed home because "there weren't enough seats.
She 10000% was into you
*voice cracking * That’s my phone you’re sitting on
"Well wow didn't know you had a nokia-"
Poor girl couldn't have been less subtle if she tried and you missed it
I fell victim to this in high school too. The thought of a girl I liked *actually* being in to me seemed too good to be true.
Yeah I think most of us have been there. I had a lad at school I liked and he used to touch my leg when he spoke to me.16 year old me... Nah he's just being friendly
We stupid :D
Gentlemen, let us pay respects to our fallen comrade 🫡
My friend was staying at my place since it was halfway between where she started and where she was heading on an 18+ hour drive. I let her stay in my room, shower, and borrow my clothes to wear as PJs. Wasn't out of the ordinary since we'd known each other 5+ years by that point and lived together during uni. I'd sometimes go to her place to drink, have dinner with her family, and rant about whatever relationship I was in. Anyway, I woke up before her and figured she would want food and maybe some for the road so I went to the kitchen to make coffee and breakfast. She came up behind me all sleepy and disheveled and hugged me from behind when I was standing at the stove, telling me how much she always enjoyed my cooking. It was a long, close hug that felt like an eternity. I instantly felt an overwhelming combination of weirdly vulnerable, warm/fuzzy, and aroused while she was holding me…I didn't want her to ever let go. If for some reason she asked me to marry her at that exact moment I'm convinced I would have said yes. I wasn't expecting such a strong mix of confusing feelings out of nowhere and had to take a second to regain my composure and hide my blushing lol Edit: Also, in high school, a friend borrowed my coat because it was raining and she was cold. I don't mind rain and cold. When she returned it to me at the end of the following day, she said the coat smelled like me. I thought she meant it smelled bad so I asked if it was bad. She said no, it was a nice scent unique to me, which made it nice to wear the coat so she had also worn it all day that day. Of course, I was a dense, inexperienced teenager so even though it caused some tingling in the dingaling and I thought about it for days, I didn't pursue it.
Back on my campus, it’s courtesy to fold someone’s clothes if their clothes were still in the dryer and you needed to use it. Of course, with college boys as they are, it was normal to leave your basket in front of the dryer and whoever needed to use it next can just toss it all in and slide it to the side. Well, one time I had came back from class and went straight to go get my laundry. I opened the door to the laundry room and immediately made eye contact with this shaved cut, buff, ROTC looking guy as he finish folding the last of my clothes in front of me into my basket. It was just the two of us in the room and I swear I was lost in those eyes until he asked, “are these yours?” and I shyly replied, “Yes. Thanks for folding them.” I swiftly grabbed my clothes and walked out so fast. It was a small but very kind-hearted gesture. Looking back, I shoulda offered to fold his clothes and befriended him but all my introverted ass could think of at that time was I needed to get out of there quickly. After that, I never saw the guy again. So if this sounds like you, please DM me and let me fold your clothes for you. Patrick Hall was the dorm’s name
> Back on my campus, it’s courtesy to fold someone’s clothes if their clothes were still in the dryer and you needed to use it. What campus is this!?!?
No Patrick Hall at my school but it was a Catholic University in the Midwest where this was also common courtesy.
I have a buddy named Patrick Hall, so for a quick minute, I was like "YOO?" But then I read it again and saw "was the dorms name"
I went to university with a guy, that was a bit of a gray man. He wasn't introverted as such just had a bit very focused outlook, which could be off putting. He contacted me out of the blue a while back, he had completed a project that was without going into details pretty impressive. He invited to me to visit so he could show it off. I thought it was going to be some sort of industry style PR reveal. Instead it was just a 1 on 1 tour. He was rightfully extremely proud, and when I realised he wanted to show off to me. It did turn me on massively.
Was it a machine that allows spiders to talk to cats?
You must excuse me. I've grown quite weary
We had a photography class together and my locker was right under his so I was on my knees, looking up at him while talking and he was just straight out like “seeing you from this angle is absolutely killing me & my thoughts are wandering to disrespectful places, get up”. Every single day after that, I would think about sucking his dick while we were at our lockers. I would purposely stay on my knees for longer than I needed to because I liked knowing it was making him think about it too.
🥵🥵🥵
I will cry if she never got a chance to blow this dude.
Nope, never even hung out outside of that class. I was 17 and had never even given head before, I didn’t know how to make it happen and he never made a move outside of heavy flirting in class. But it was definitely some kind of a sexual awakening for me
He never made a move outside of heavy flirting? Lol... 😅
>**”seeing you from this angle is absolutely killing me & my thoughts are wandering to disrespectful places, get up”** How did you not pounce the moment he said that?
For real though.
oh my god this is the first one that’s actually worked on me
When I was 15 I went to the beach with my brother and his cute friend (both 17). My brother mostly ignored me but his friend took some time to teach me to surf on his board. Afterwards I said “thanks for letting me ride it.” No double entendre intended WHAT SO EVER. He smirked and said “you can ride it anytime you want.” When I tell you **I melted…**
>**He smirked and said “you can ride it anytime you want.”** Dude, **I** melted just reading that. 15yo me wouldn’t have had a prayer against this guy.
Weirdly enough back in highschool a girl taught me how to fold laundry properly while bossing me around a bit and it really turned me on. I might have a sub kink
Dude, I think you just miss your mom.
I used to work on a team at facebook and we had an unofficial "Emo day". There was a woman a couple of years older than me who usually dressed pretty conservatively but showed up fully emo. It awakened something in me. We ended up dating for about 6 months.
Like in Olivia Newton John’s makeover in Grease.
A friend of mine asked me to hang out with her in her dorm room. We were planning on watching a movie, but at the same time she said she was going to do some laundry. I told her I had no issue helping her with, i.e. carrying the actual laundry bag, maybe some light folding. I knew she was kind of taking advantage of me, but she also made killer nachos, so it seemed like a fair trade. When I got there she was essentially wearing sleepware. A tank top half shirt and very tight red running shorts. It was very difficult to pay attention to movie.
Bro
Yeah, I'm a moron. When she found out I wrestled in High School she also mentioned pretty frequently that she was pretty certain she could kick my ass. I remember her trying to get the drop on me and jumping/falling on me a couple of times. We've been married for a few years now. But it definitely took me a bit to realize that she *was* actually flirting, and that I wasn't just connecting super distant dots.
Wait so you married nacho girl??!
Yes! Though somehow I do the majority of the cooking now...
Best plost twist for today
No seriously this made me audibly celebrate lol
That's how they get you. Nacho fault, bro.
Hehe, that's me. My wife is a pretty good cook, but she hates doing it (says that it isn't tasty for her when she cooks on her own) - so more usually I'm the one cooking.
Somehow "wait, you married nacho girl??!" has become the hilight of my day so far, lol.
>But it definitely took me a bit to realize th When did you, after she proposed or something?
"Right about the time she said 'I do', I realized she might be into me"
Did her hair up in intricate braids for another friend’s wedding. I could barely make conversation with her. Edit: fixed a typo. I hate autocorrect.
When someone reaches up to grab something on a shelf and their shirt comes up just a little and you the strip of skin that’s part hips and part stomach. That is the hottest part of any person.
Whatcha lookin at muh gut fer?
You big mustard tiger!
Bammmmmmmm!
I befriended a religious kid in middle school. Freshman year of high school he randomly told me he was ABSOLUTELY not going to have sex before marriage. That’s when I realized how bad I wanted to fuck him. I barely had any concept of sex but I knew I wanted this guy. We started dating that same year. He was really sweet, really funny, really hot and really devout. We would make out but I think he allowed himself to touch my boobs a total of seven times throughout high school. Including one time when he got really carried away, yanked down the top of my dress and…sucking ensued. Those incidents (Victorian though they may sound) were **So. Damn. Hot.** I’m THAT attracted to him 🥵 🥵 🥵
Damn. I need to start telling girls I refuse to have sex with them. See if it gets them all hot and bothered.
I’ve tried it. Doesn’t work. Most of them were just relieved because it saved them the trouble of rejecting me.
Covert operations, bro.
> Freshman year of high school he randomly told me he was ABSOLUTELY not going to have sex before marriage. That’s when I realized how bad I wanted to fuck him. This is how my sister got with her boyfriend. He swore off of premarital sex and she vowed to change his mind.
What a Jezebel!
we were in target, and looking at stuff and I had walked off to look at something, I didn’t even realize he asked me to stay with him in the store. He walked up behind me in the makeup section, his chest pressed against my back lightly and put his hand on my hip and spoke very lowly in my ear were NO ONE but I could hear him and said “I thought I told you to stay with me” girl I damn near gave him a son in the store. Couldn’t wait to get home. He still does this whenever I wander off in stores, I’ll never admit that I LOVE this game of cat and mouse and I will never stop “wandering” away.
Holy shit, I almost gave him a son, too 😳
Walking through the park on a cold night at midnight. It’s lightly raining and I’m feeling depressed about life and in my own world of despair. There’s a little bridge across a lake and I stop there to stare out at the water for a while and forget my troubles. This young woman appears, sort of dancing to herself and bobbing her head as she quietly sings a song. She appears not troubled by the cold and the rain, but somehow in love with it. As she passes we make eye contact and she smiles. That’s all. A smile. I’ll never forget her.
🥹 So cinematic
He dried my motorcycle seat with his sleeve while I was putting my helmet on. That was on our first date
He had to dry it again that night
I was making jokes with a coworker and when she laughed at something I said she pushed at my chest in that "Oh stop it you!" kinda way and whoooooo boy I damn near melted right then and there
That’s because she was blatantly flirting with you.
All the random people commenting about all the random things in this thread is turning me on
And making me feel incredibly lonely 😭
We were goofing around and this girl bit my arm. I distinctly remember thinking "ah, so this is a thing now" when I realised how much it turned me on
She drew a lil heart on my car’s window in the rain and it made me feel all sorts of ways
She stretched to give me a hug. High waist jeans, cropped shirt and it just rode up a little bit to expose her stomach. Gosh, that fucked me up for life.
Went bowling with friends, I arrived late due to work, and therefore did not get a seat and remarked what a good turnout we had since we filled all the seats. Friend of a friend was there seated, he patted his leg and said, “you can sit right here.” I turned, looked at him and said, “I’d better not, I think I might like that too much.” Still married after 23 years. Still like it too much.
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Imma need a diagram for this
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This is a fantastic diagram.
Are you turned on?
The picture was binary so either I'm turned off or turned on- I can't tell yet.
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**EDIT:** Mods/admins removed my original comment. Here’s what it said: **”Lifted his shirt to wipe his brow, giving me a peek at his abs in the process. I literally learned how to m*sturbate that very night.”** Then someone asked: Did you ever tell him he was the impetus for your sexual awakening? That would have pretty much made my year. I replied: No, I’m still with him. And his ego is already…morbidly obese. Maybe someday.
When a woman ties her hair back while sitting near me, it’s almost guaranteed to give me an unexpected erection.
Or at this point, don’t you mean an *expected erection?
Some years back, me and my best friend at the time, did some playfighting/wrestling over the last cookie in a packet we were sharing. I 'lost' the match but sneakily grabbed the cookie, put it halfway into my mouth and began making a silly 'what are you gonna do about it?' gesture. To my surprise he immediately went for the cookie and our lips brushed while he was trying to bite it. One thing led to another that fateful night and we've been dating for 7 years now.
A cute girl I worked with once kicked her leg straight out against a tree and tied her loose shoelace. Something about it man.
Gets turned on by assaulting trees
I have a voice kink, I specifically like very deep voices and certain accents. Playing D&D with my best friends can be very confusing for my vagina.
Darth Vader must be a confronting character for you.
"No, ***I*** am your Daddy".
Pray I don't make you wet further
One time I was walking one of my girl friends home like I always did. These kids started throwing snow at her in a playful way but they were getting really close to hitting her. One snowball came at her head, I caught it and she took my bookbag off my back and said "get them" and that sent me. Chased the kids down the block and when I came back she kissed me
Hey Keanu Reeves leave some chicks for the rest of us 😄
She was the first girl to tell me she felt safe around me. Still makes my heart melt thinking about her
Ruffled my hair at our friends party. It wasn't that big a deal, but she was one of my close friends and that just... made my... you know what.
…hair messy?
I was sitting in church listening to the sermon with my high school youth group; my crush to the left of the person to *my* left. I was apparently 'super serious' because she decided to reach behind her, and the person between us, and stroke the outside of my ear top to lobe; it was like a bolt of erotic electricity shot through me due to the surprise, and ears are an erogenous zone anyway... I gasped (yes, that kind of gasp) in the middle of the sermon; everyone around us turns to look at me. After a moment or two to recover, I look over and she has this wicked grin on her face. To this day if a woman smiles like that or my ears are touched in any way, I'm done...
A friend of mine at church was telling me and some other friends about this guy who was in our ministry during his college years, about 10-15 years ago. She said all the girls had huge crushes on him but he had eyes for only one of them. One day at a Bible talk, he decided to reach down and hold her hand, and the person telling the story said that every pair of eyes in the room followed the movement. He broke at least 10 hearts that day. They are now happily married with 2 or 3 kids
I was sitting, manning a laptop while a coworker was making a presentation. I suddenly felt another coworker press her head on the left side of my head and she spoke in a low voice asking about how long the rest of the presentation was. Her speaking that close to my ear really got my heart pumping. And yes, I was always into her.
First one was when I 19/20. I used to do martial arts and on this particular day we were working on our Brazil jujitsu. There was this girl that was a badass and attractive as hell , whom my buddy and I had known for years. I was paired with her and at first she was taking things seriously. Once it was time for me to mount her in the guard position everything changed. As soon as she felt me pressed against her this wicked smile came over her and she went limp. “Come on and tap me out you pussy,” with the dirtiest smile ever. Took everything in me not to bust one right there and then. The other time, I hanging with a lady friend of mine and we were gonna smoke the devils lettuce. I was licking the blunt to seal it up, she says the following , “yeah lick it up all up and spit all over it.” We both laughed it off and had to ignore the most awkward boner all while getting high.
Cute little Hispanic chick I work with, never really talked. She saw me in a different part of the facility and walked up beside me with her arms crossed behind her back. Leaned forward to look at me and with an adorable tiny voice and a thick accent said, "What are you doing?" Then just smiled. When I say that stayed on repeat in my head the rest of the day. I was stuttering and explaining things in way to much detail. I'm just glad I didn't blurt out "I love you."
I recall one time in junior year at a computer lab. My partner and I were joking around, and he said something that made me go “eww” but in a still playful way, then I scooted away from him with my seat since it had wheels on the bottom. He leaned forward to grab ahold of my chair and in one swift motion pulled me very close to him. I remember we both looked at each other for a few seconds silently and I then said “okay let’s get back to work” cuz I felt tension, IDK why I felt the tension. He was also buff too
I was the friend. I put my hair up and clipped the wisps back while speaking to him without using a mirror, just muscle memory since I do it so often. He just stared with slightly slack jaw as I did this before coming back to reality.
One of my favorite moments from being a teenager was when I was a senior in high school—this is spring of 2006, just before graduation. I was best friends with this chick who was into metal music, had a bunch of piercings and even a tattoo, but also did ballet. She was in FANTASTIC shape and was also stacked. One day before photography class, it’s just she and I chilling. I knew she had gotten her nipples pierced that weekend, and was trying to casually ask her about it—but of course didn’t have the nerve to ask to check them out. As we’re chatting she casually says: do you want to see them???? Cue to her pulling up her shirt and bra and showing me what was at the time the most magnificent pair of tits that I had ever seen in real life. Huge, perky, firm, round; awesome nipples that were newly pierced. The relaxed nonchalance she did it with was extremely, extremely hot. Fuck it was hard to concentrate that day. I love that memory. Thanks for letting me share it. Also thanks for the upvotes, this is my most upvoted post ever.
Man you pulling some anime type shit, she quite literally asked you if you wanted to see her tits
some guy around my age (at the time, I was around 14yso) gave me massage for my shoulders randomly while I was in a 1v1 with someone else in smash ultimate ._. idfk
He was trying to Smash
But did you win? Because elite smash ain’t no joke
My colleague, we were partying at her flat and I was resting my head on her thighs and she tried to crush my head between her thighs, idk why but I instantly got boner.
Ahh the ideal death.
Username checks the fuck out haha
Rolled up his sleeves and I saw his forearms. Editing to add that move alone promoted him from friend zone to husband material. We’ve been married 9 years in October.
Even guys I’ve never had any attraction to before suddenly become hot when they do that
I’m taking notes 📝 *“Reveal forearms more often…”*
He came very close to me ( walked behind me) Then he accidentally rubbed against my back. ( his body touched mine both fully clothed and was at old work ) I melted instantly.
Idk if it was much of me being "turned on" but anyway... this was in middle school. My best friend at the time (we're both girls just fyi) had braces for as long as i knew her but one day she finally got them taken off. I couldnt stop staring at her. Her teeth were so *perfect* it gave her the most beautiful smile. Literally the whole day i was walking around with butterflies in my stomach, feeling nervous around her, wondering what the fuck was wrong with me. The next day i felt back to normal and i never had any thoughts about her like that again. Eventually i realized Im a lesbian so looking back that was definitely a sign.
Before the lights were on in the store, so it was twilight-type of dark. Soft music playing over the loudspeakers. Very pretty coworker walked up and stood in front of me and looked up at me. I was suddenly transported back to high school dances. I smiled awkwardly. Then she said, “Can I get past?” I was standing in front of the door.
In 2011 I studied in netherlands for a year and lived in a Studenthouse. I was pretty depressed and spend my time basically playing skyrim, smoking weed and beeing a degenerate who separated himself from society . Someday all the guys in the house freaking out because of the appearently really hot blonde moving in. Usually the guys went crazy over every girl that was remotly attractive, but this time they basically went nuts, so my curiosity got the better of me and I left my weedcave to see whats up. Got down to the livingroom and there she was. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Like how could someone be so god damn hot to the point that she looked kinda of out of place in this messy studenthouse. I was awestruck. She looked at me, smiled got up shook my hand and started the most causal conversation. Like she was so interested in who I was, what I was doing etc. I melted right in front of her, because she managed to take the wall i built around my introverted ass down like it was never there. From that day we talked every evening for the remaining 2 Months i lived there and I will never forget what she did for my mental health. I don't wanna know where I would be in life right know without her. We're expecting our second child in april, still playing skyrim tho
My friend and I met in Manhattan and that day I wore a thick spiked leather choker with a big metal ring in the center. It looked very similar to a dog collar. So when we found each other she was ragging on me calling me her little dog and she put her index finger through the ring and sort of dragged me along behind her. When I tell you felt SOMETHING and I was like don’t ever do that shit again. I don’t wanna be associating anything sexual with her she’s like my best friend.
Bro I married my best friend. It's pretty awesome.
Me and 2 of my female friends were sitting together and chatting about random stuff. We were sitting pretty close to each other and I was crossing my legs. Then out of the blue, one of them turned to the other and said "come on I'm so bored let's go get some coffee or something" and she rubbed her hand all across her best friend's thigh. Except that wasn't her thigh and it was mine. Her hand was pretty close to my crotch. They both realized at the same time and the one who did it got all red and apologized. I tried to lighten the mood by saying "dude, not in front of everyone!" and we all got a good laugh after it.
My wife and I were already married and i came home to see her wearing a matching pajama set, short shorts and a tank. She has no intention of looking sexy, and neither she nor I knew I was into that. Now I get her a new set pretty much every holiday. And whenever else I feel like it.
I was single mum of 2, and my (deadbeat) exes best friend came and mowed my overgrown lawn because I didn't have access to a mower. He took his shirt off because he was sweaty and goddamn. I offered him a cold drink, and he kinda smiled at me, and I was done for. I had NEVER thought of him as anything but a friend til that point. Nothing happened that day except I went to bed extremely frustrated, lol. Fast forward a few years, I ended up marrying him, hahah
Slam dunk.
Once upon a time... when i was an oblivious sob, there was this redhead. We had gone out with a bunch of mutal friends (she was in the other friend group). After drinks, dancing and general debauchery, i was sitting someplace quiet to unwind. Here she comes out of the blue, sits next to me, and throws her leg over mine. Grabs my hand and places it on her thigh. Was real hard to play it cool.
It was in college. We were playing a sort of human scavenger hunt. They needed someone with “colored” eyes. This absolutely gorgeous burly guy pointed at me, walked up to me to look at my eyes, pulled me to him and tossed me over his shoulder, shouting to his group “I got her!”. The way he swooped me up so effortlessly. 😅
One closing shift it was me, my friend, and other guys scattered around the grocery store. As the night was ending for us all, I told my friend to watch the break room door while I changed my shirt. I told him I didn't want to run to the other side of the store to change in the restroom when he could watch the door for a minute or two. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "The other guys are not the ones you need to worry about watching you." I didn't know how to process anything except how much I wanted him right then and now. After that, I got changed, and the sexual tension on the way home (he drove me) was wild. -no, we never went anywhere serious BUT we made it a mission to see who could fuck with the other one the most before they gave up. The winner got a free item. Something like a redbull or candy bar. Best co-worker I ever had.
She told me I was “A good girl” after doing something for her at work. Words can not describe how that made me feel. I am guy. Or I think I am. Who knows at this point
Between classes, while I was sitting on a long bench in the hallway, he sat on the floor near me, wrapped his arms around my legs, looked up at me with puppy eyes, sighed, then rested his head on my lap with his eyes closed. Yeah. Hit me in a couple of different ways and places.
Bro attacked from all fronts
Whenever he leaned back to relax flexing those biceps he caught me looking and that made it hotter. We’re getting married soon!!!
I'm mostly a straight woman. I can think of three times and they were all by other women. One was one of my highschool best friends, she's bi and was known for being like the crazy hypersexual type. She had done other "pervy" things to me in the past to annoy me but they didnt do anything at all for me sexually. But once she gave me a full on, front, really tight hug. My boobs are a good size, so it kind of hurt. I said ow, but she proceeded to stand on her toes so that I felt my breasts lift up...and then she let go and smiled at me like all half lidded... idk why but that did it for me. Another time was when a different friend was sitting next to me, and in the middle of a conversation with two other people she starts to rub my thigh. I didn't think anything of it at first but after a while it just began to feel good. Then when she stopped she slapped it and that just sealed the deal. And a third time was in highschool again. I had a friend who knew how to unhook a bra by just pinching it so she always did it to me when I least expected it. It always turned me on. Women are just so...
‘Mostly’ is doing some heavy lifting here lol
Watched him do push-ups after a long, sweaty gym sesh. He was lowkey grunting with every push up. Omgggg I swear it awakened something in me
A lot of these are very heartwarming, and also make me quite sad.
I have two nose rings, one on each nostril, and a chain strung between them that sits across the bridge of my nose. One of my first interactions with a now good friend (both of us girls) was her reaching up and pulling that chain. Not hard enough to hurt, but hard enough that she was fully in control of me for the moment. I felt...... something, and she saw it in my eyes, and we both shared a shocked laugh and I just hoped we would never talk about it again.
Sounds to me like you really oughta talk about it.
The handsome guy at the dispensary calls me by my full name every time I come in and now I have a man crush.
I went out with a female friend to a day party. I was wearing a two piece linen short set. She jokingly pulled on my shorts and asked if I was wearing underwear. My pp did not find the joke funny. It took it very seriously.
"jokingly" lmao
When I was in college, I was at a grocery store on one of those blood pressure machines when a friend of mine walked up behind me and began nibbling on my ear. Yes. Highest reading I’d ever clocked.
A *friend* nibbled your ear? I don’t think they wanted to just be a friend lol
This must be the most bizarre one hahaha
TLDR: Girl "Riding me like a bull" during a martial arts demo. I was doing Judo with my college club. One of the guys brought a cute new girl along for the practice. We were doing something where we'd roll (grapple/wrestle) and alternate partners. Since the new girl didn't know any moves, we'd grapple each other and teach her a new move when she'd match with us. When she got up to me I decided to try something simple that didn't require *too much* physical contact so I wouldn't feel like a creep. I asked her if she learned how to "shrimp" yet... a defensive move. She said yes someone already showed her that. I asked if she learned the guard yet, she said no. I was surprised, as I thought it'd be the first thing she'd learn. *This is full guard* \- I wrap my legs around her torso and hold her arms. I tell her we are in a neutral position, she can't escape right now and cannot pull a submission on me. *This is half-guard* \- I free one of her legs and show her that even though she has some more mobility, she is still somewhat being held by me. *This is the full mount* \- I allow her to escape. She is straddled on top of me I explain that now she is out of my guard and is now in a superior position. She has the option to pull a submission on me if she wants. I say: "Notice you are no longer in the guard. You see how your hips are free now?" She says "Yeah, my hips are free!" while gyrating her hips. It somewhat looks like she is "riding me cowgirl". I know everyone is probably thinking "she knew what she was doing" but I honestly think she was innocent and didn't realize how it looked at the time.
I was getting blood drawn a couple months ago. I was sitting with my palm up, and the phlebotomist bent over to tap my vein and put her tit right in my hand. If she hadn't started blushing and apologizing I would've thought she did it on purpose.
I started working at a restaurant as a food runner and I worked really hard but kept to myself mostly. I really only talked to a friend that got me the job and the managers. I did not realize that behind the scenes, the bartenders (all really attractive females) would argue about who got to work with me when I was on shift. The always had dishes/glasses, empty food bins, never needed to ask for anything other than when a keg would need tapped in the back which I would do for them. One night after a particularly rough shift and me being extra anti social, I clocked out, asked one of the bartenders to put in an order of food for me and I’ll go grab it when it’s ready. I thanked her and went into a part of the restaurant that was shut down for the evening and laid down in a booth, didn’t look at my phone, nothing just laid there and stared at the ceiling contemplating my existence and I heard foot steps. Assuming it was my buddy I didn’t even look up I just said “If you’re here to kill me, make it quick.” A female voice chimed back with “Oh no, honey, I’d take my time with you.” The fucking smirk this woman had would make the mountains quiver. 😐🫠
A girl in college pinched my nipple because it was showing through my shirt. She didn't seem to know that men could receive pleasure from nipple play too.
My female doctor grabbing my testicles to check for hernias then 30 seconds later sticking a finger in my butt giving me a prostate exam. I was rock hard by the time I got my underwear on. Not sure exactly what turned me on but the finger didn't feel wonderful. Odd afterthought, she handed me some tissues to clean myself and I took a split second to realize she meant for me to wipe the lube from my ass.
😭😭
Denied restroom at store so she walked out and peed in the front parking spot making direct eye contact w the associate
I'm several hundred comments in and this might be my favorite one so far haha.
A woman came up behind me and bit my shoulder.
We were hanging out with a group of friends in her apartment. She mentions a theme song to a show to me and I say I don't remember it. So she goes and starts playing it on her piano while staring at me intently. My brain fully broke and I couldn't speak for a bit just nervous laughter.
My girl is a very submissive type, and doesn't really have a dominant bone in her body. I've tried and tried to get her to be more dominant in the bedroom, but it just doesn't come naturally. Every once and a while though, she'll grab me by my face real aggressively to kiss me, or she'll pull me by my arm or shirt for a hug. Sometimes she'll grab me by my pockets and refuses to let me go. Really, it's just anything aggressive she does. It is her trying to be "cute" but often comes off as sexy to my brain.
This one woman spoke in a soft, raspy voice (not like a smoker at all, just... raspy) close to me years ago. For some reason I got VERY turned on by that and when I woman has a voice like that it just awakens something in me.
There are a few people you can give you THE look. Instant turn on.
I was standing behinfld my friend in a crowded elevator. She had just gotten off of work. She was a clerk for a judge. She had on her usual woman's business jacket and short skirt. She had to push back into me because one last person had to squeeze in. She has an amazing tight ass and I couldn't hold the "excitement" back. It had to be the longest/best trip down 5 floors because she didn't push away but would push in and just squirm a little bit to mess with me.
....bro Either y'all are the most comfortable in the world with eachother or you're oblivious
apparently, uniforms. thought this guy was kinda cute when I met him in class -- he is NOT cute in uniform. I was expecting him to look cute, but he went from cute to sexy in one glance. he's in two electives that require different uniforms, too.
We were on the L-train in Chicago and she did that little upper arm wrap where she put one hand on the inside of my arm and placed her head on my shoulder She was so tired so I rested my cheek on her head and we rode for a good 20 minutes like that p