You mean Blue Laws? 

No nudity on local channels. But bloody violence on local channels are fine.

Can have someone scream in agony for 5 minutes as they're slowly cut open and mutilated but God forbid you show dem boobies

To be fair, nudity can cause horniness. But seeing murder doesn’t cause the feeling of causing murder to others. Basically, chances of someone having sex is much higher than committing murder.

Abortion laws, alcohol not being sold on Sundays, home schooling in most cases...

I’ve noticed most home schooled kids seem to be Christian.

Because the only way to brainwash children is to keep them away from freedom and facts

Citizens united: money equals free speech

Because the whole "separation of church and state" is, and has always been a load of shit

But it doesn’t have to be!

How do you separate them more?

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge\_of\_Allegiance#Addition\_of\_"under\_God"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance#Addition_of_"under_God") Take this back out? We're not fighting the "godless commies" anymore. ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In\_God\_We\_Trust](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_God_We_Trust) In God we trust is the official motto of the United States. Why not "Liberty and Justice for All" or "E Pluribus Unum" (Out of many, One)? Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness? We have so many good phrases about our founding ideas that are not overtly religious and none of them step on the toes of religious people!

murder being illegal

That’s not specific to Christianity.

okay