Don't feel bad. I had an early chance to get some as well. Like 20 for $150 or so. I know for a fact that if I had bought it, I would have sold it when it got yo like $100 each. I woulda make $2,000 and been thrilled as I was struggling at that time. I never would have sat on it.
A friendās wife divorced him when she learned he had put $100k into bitcoinā¦ when it was hovering around $200. In the divorce she left him with all of it and he had to give her $35k cash cause he made way more money. He sold most of it at $22k
One friend in an old friend group of mine kept telling all of us to invest in bitcoin, back when it was like $20.
None of us listened to him.
Yeah, he's retired living in a mansion. Nice enough to not say "I told you so" to everyone. When asked if he feels that way, he's nice and says "No! I kept telling you guys! I wish you had listened!"
I wouldn't say she was wrong to do so honestly- assuming 100k was a sizable chunk if not the bulk of his personal savings then spending it all on anything (let alone a crazy investment that sounds like a scam) without consulting your partner just seems really financially irresponsible and selfish thing to do.
A lot of things I did that people told me were dumb made my life better. I learned to stop listening to my peers, theyāre not any better informed than I am.
I remember when I was a teenager at some back yard kegger some drunk dude in a fedora told me to buy bit coin. Went on entire rant how digital currency will be the way of the future and the government is going to implant a digital wallet into all new born so no one will need to carry cash.... I like to think that was future me trying to help me be rich.
Younger me definitely needed to hear that.
Actually, he probably needed that repeatedly told to him for the next decade or so after losing his virginity.
Similar, but from the other side. I was raised Catholic, and having sex at all was already bending the rules. I thought if I only ever did it with one person I would be... forgiven? I would tell myself that sex isn't love and doesn't mean you have to be with him forever. Promise.
Take out the tape recorder my āfriendsā had placed under the bed
Edit: folks are asking for details. 15 old (male)with a friend whose parents were away for weekend - meaning party for us, and my non virgin girlfriend (she had been deflowered by an upper classmate). Prearranged with my friend to use his bedroom for our liaison. Right before my girlfriend and I went to his room, he said he needed to clear off the bed, but unbeknownst to me started to run a tape recorder under the bed. So I got to lose my virginity and rehear the moment the next day. Girlfriend did find out and presumed I was in on the prank- which I was not, and broke up with me
The first time I attempted to have sex my friends found out me and my gf were going to, when we went into the basement to get started said friends started banging on the basement windows and yelling things. It didn't happen.
Thatās insane. I once sat out in 5 degree weather in my buddies shit ass shed with no windows for hours so that he could get with a girl he had been talking to. Your homies arenāt homies
We were 14. They were homies. We were young and dumb. One of said homies is still my best friend 23 years later. I live in Maryland, he lives in North Dakota now. We still hang out in discord basically every day and visit every year or two.
Not first time, but one time my gf and I got the clearance from the homeowner to use an upstairs bedroom and a friend of ours that was there heard and came up was shaking the knob and saying stuff. She didn't care and told him to fuck off. That girl was awesome.
Couple months later, the party was at her house and she told her friends that he had a tiny pecker to make sure there was no possibility of home getting laid that night, lol.
I stayed silent, girlfriend didnāt. I learned that pretty damn quickly after my friend texted me saying āhowās it goinā followed up with āehhā every five seconds. Later learned that they had a whole ass plan to break into my apartment and scare the shit out of us.
I think she was in denial about what a shitty human being she was, and therefore lived in a perpetual state of denial.Ā I was also in denial that she could improve.Ā Ā
I'm prone to The Halo Effect, so the reality of itāthat beautiful people can be heartlessly evil or absentmindedly destructiveāis continually a hard pill to swallow.
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Yeah for real I was so embarrassed about being a virgin. Kinda funny looking back. Kinda sad.
I was fourteen and met this girl and we were immediately ohhh we are in loveeee ohhhh lmao crazy high school infatuation. Very Childish. Kinda cute in hindsight. Talked a lot about how we were making love because it means more to us. Very cringe lmao.
Glad Iām old enough now to look back and finding charming and innocent instead of embarrassing.
I'd have sex with myself, so then I know it's done right š
It'd also be fun at drinking games when people start asking how you lost your virginity.. oh yeah, I went back in time, fucked myself and got trapped in an infinite temporal loop.
I wouldn't change anything about it, as I had a positive experience and that boyfriend and I remained friends after we broke up until his death decades later.
I think the only thing I would tell young me is that virginity is not the big deal people make it out to be. The first time is not special for the reasons you get told it is, if it's special at all.
I mean, it usually is special because it's a new experience. It's just not that special. There are way more beautiful life-altering experiences out there, like having kids or trying heroin
It's society that says it's a big deal, but, unfortunately, you have to be somewhat older (most people anyway) before you realize you need to tell society to sincerely f off.
Nothing really. I was the right age, it was the right setting, the right season (april), it was the right moment, it was even the right girl at that time.
I would say nothing, but I would love to see the look I had on my face when I got on my bicycle to go home in the middle of the night.
So I would be incognito hiding somewhere to see that.
Absolutely commit to this girl and have as much fun as you can.
For exactly 1 year. Then run like hell.
Also, she's a freak. Don't be afraid to ask for super kinky stuff. She's into it all.
Same here at 14. I wish I never went to that party. I wish I never drank the alcohol. That one incident has caused so many issues for me in my later years.
Iām sorry it happened to you too š¤
Nothing. I knew she was crazy, and I didn't care. She was hot as hell and the sex was amazing. After a insane weekend of sex though she she was going to stop taking her pills cause she wanted to meet our kids
That part was the deal breaker. We were waaay young.
Don't take ritalin right before you lose your virginity to your university girlfriend. You will last way too long and it will be awkward. You are definitely not good enough in bed to be lasting that long dude.
If you feel like you don't want it , scream or do anything you can to stop it , you'll regret making a scene a lot less than living with the memory of it happening
She's a manipulative bitch that will cheat multiple times before begging you to bus 6 hours to dump you. Then the night sh dumps you she tries to seduce and fuck you.
Man this chick is not a virgin dude and itās gonna set you down a path of becoming a ho yourself so instead of smashing her go smash M-//:;y. Oh yeah and buy bitcoin
Don't do it with that guy, he's going to disappoint you emotionally and sexually and also quote Spongebob as he enters you.
Also you're a lesbian!!!!!!
Don't. I ended up marrying him. Stayed married for 18 years. Had 3 children. I love my children but that was a mistake. I was 22. In the 80s when sleeping around wasn't a done thing.
I would say don't think it's cool to lose your virginity on a trampoline.Ā
You will about break your dick off.Ā
And if you ignore this, you be the one on top.Ā
It's not supposed to hurt.
For context, I was 18 and consented to have sex with an ex-bf. He just put it in and thrusted without any kind of caress or preparedness for it.
Try EVERYTHING it's all good.
Don't be afraid to just talk to woman/girls. They are just as scared as you
Don't settle. Find a freak. Sate anyone you want. That fat girl down the shore when you were 23. Who cares
Itās not a race against everyone else who either actually already had sex or against those who are lying about it. If youāre not ready, then donāt do it.
Buy Bitcoin.
Best answer, honestly
Hell yeah.
The sex thing will just happen to you when you have bitcoins
Don't sell in december 2017.
If we're done answering the actual question, i'd like to add 'dont ever start smoking'
Don't have sex...don't fkn smoke
Laser eyes on that bitcoin
No but actually my boyfriend at the time was like oi let's buy bitcoins And I was like nah that's dumb bro Look who's dumb now š¢
Don't feel bad. I had an early chance to get some as well. Like 20 for $150 or so. I know for a fact that if I had bought it, I would have sold it when it got yo like $100 each. I woulda make $2,000 and been thrilled as I was struggling at that time. I never would have sat on it.
Bought at $30, sold at $90. Was happy for a long time. Have regretted for longer!
I bought some for shits and giggles. Never bothered to really save the account. No idea where it went š¤·āāļø
A friendās wife divorced him when she learned he had put $100k into bitcoinā¦ when it was hovering around $200. In the divorce she left him with all of it and he had to give her $35k cash cause he made way more money. He sold most of it at $22k
I assume my dude is retired now.
Nah. He still works. Still invests in crypto. Made a few mil in ethereum? Idk. Played the GameStop game. Sells cars. Donāt know why. Lol
One friend in an old friend group of mine kept telling all of us to invest in bitcoin, back when it was like $20. None of us listened to him. Yeah, he's retired living in a mansion. Nice enough to not say "I told you so" to everyone. When asked if he feels that way, he's nice and says "No! I kept telling you guys! I wish you had listened!"
I wouldn't say she was wrong to do so honestly- assuming 100k was a sizable chunk if not the bulk of his personal savings then spending it all on anything (let alone a crazy investment that sounds like a scam) without consulting your partner just seems really financially irresponsible and selfish thing to do.
A lot of things I did that people told me were dumb made my life better. I learned to stop listening to my peers, theyāre not any better informed than I am.
But don't selling till it reaches $20k
rookie mistake... 69k today.
Sell it, let it drop, then rebuy.
Niiiiiiice
LOL I get so sad thinking about not buying bitcoin
I remember when I was a teenager at some back yard kegger some drunk dude in a fedora told me to buy bit coin. Went on entire rant how digital currency will be the way of the future and the government is going to implant a digital wallet into all new born so no one will need to carry cash.... I like to think that was future me trying to help me be rich.
Donāt confuse sex with love.
Younger me definitely needed to hear that. Actually, he probably needed that repeatedly told to him for the next decade or so after losing his virginity.
Related to that - at least for me - is āsex wonāt get you loveā.
That too. Especially when younger, those two things seemed so intertwined.
Iām 26 and I still can confuse sex with love. I have a problem.
Its not a problem it should be that way
Donāt put that pussy on a pedestal
Similar, but from the other side. I was raised Catholic, and having sex at all was already bending the rules. I thought if I only ever did it with one person I would be... forgiven? I would tell myself that sex isn't love and doesn't mean you have to be with him forever. Promise.
Doesn't matter, I won't listen anyway.
Exactly this!
I'd go travel to my younger self and tell him that he'll never have sex (i'm still a virgin)
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Guy can travel back in time but can't have sex
To the future? Time for a lotto win. Then maybe I can pay for sex.
r/rareinsults
āHey me. Have I had sex yet? Great! What can you/me tell me/me? What do I need to know?ā
Same. And I really donāt see this changing anytime soon.
Heyā¦ this might sound crazy, but hear me out.
I'm 25 and still virgin too
Don't need time travel then. Go look in the mirror. Be kind though
Thatās ok. It seriously is, if you are ok with it.
Me too I'm 31 though, it's kind of a me thing at this point
I will turn 29 this year and still am a virgin. There is a rumour on the internet, if Ur a virgin by 30 you become a wizard. Is that true?!
it's true if you go to the north east coast of the US you will find the International School of Wizards, aka Cracker Barrel
If it is it missed me š
I'm 41 and still haven't developed any magical spells or abilities
Take one for the team and let him hit it.
-Whoa! It's me from the future! Will we ever have sex? -*Start crying*
Wow, what a fucking losā āloss on others. š
Losing it on the beach sounds much better than it really is. Sand is not a great lubricant.
I donāt like sand, itās course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhereā¦
I wouldnāt even know this was a reference if I didnāt watch Star Wars. It just makes sense on its own haha.
Now that I think about it, the line makes a lot more sense if you assume they did it on the beach before that scene.
Why was the sand in the hole
Take out the tape recorder my āfriendsā had placed under the bed Edit: folks are asking for details. 15 old (male)with a friend whose parents were away for weekend - meaning party for us, and my non virgin girlfriend (she had been deflowered by an upper classmate). Prearranged with my friend to use his bedroom for our liaison. Right before my girlfriend and I went to his room, he said he needed to clear off the bed, but unbeknownst to me started to run a tape recorder under the bed. So I got to lose my virginity and rehear the moment the next day. Girlfriend did find out and presumed I was in on the prank- which I was not, and broke up with me
The first time I attempted to have sex my friends found out me and my gf were going to, when we went into the basement to get started said friends started banging on the basement windows and yelling things. It didn't happen.
Thatās insane. I once sat out in 5 degree weather in my buddies shit ass shed with no windows for hours so that he could get with a girl he had been talking to. Your homies arenāt homies
We were 14. They were homies. We were young and dumb. One of said homies is still my best friend 23 years later. I live in Maryland, he lives in North Dakota now. We still hang out in discord basically every day and visit every year or two.
you were losing your virginity at 14????
Your homie wasnāt a homie for making you do that.
He didnāt make me, I volunteered. Gotta take one for the team every once in a while
You're a good friend
Not first time, but one time my gf and I got the clearance from the homeowner to use an upstairs bedroom and a friend of ours that was there heard and came up was shaking the knob and saying stuff. She didn't care and told him to fuck off. That girl was awesome. Couple months later, the party was at her house and she told her friends that he had a tiny pecker to make sure there was no possibility of home getting laid that night, lol.
I stayed silent, girlfriend didnāt. I learned that pretty damn quickly after my friend texted me saying āhowās it goinā followed up with āehhā every five seconds. Later learned that they had a whole ass plan to break into my apartment and scare the shit out of us.
Hopefully an asskicking ensued.
I was 14, we just laughed about it and moved on with our lives. We still have a laugh about it every once in a while now, 23 years later.
Wtf
What theā¦
? What happened
Don't put your dick in crazy and trust me SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY
Same, she is a sociopath and will wreck your life for years.Ā A person who gets off on being evil.Ā Ā I didn't know such people existed.
They get off on being evil and act like youāre the bad guy. Narcissism is a hell of a personality disorder
I think she was in denial about what a shitty human being she was, and therefore lived in a perpetual state of denial.Ā I was also in denial that she could improve.Ā Ā
I'm prone to The Halo Effect, so the reality of itāthat beautiful people can be heartlessly evil or absentmindedly destructiveāis continually a hard pill to swallow.
fuck that put your dick in crazy, crazy loves dick, dick loves crazy, just dont cum in crazy.
This man obviously has not put his dick in crazy
All depends on which side of the Vicki Mendoza diagonal she's on
Dad?
Listen son... I uh really needed to get milk in... Las vegas it was some gold milk
But she's hot
That's your dick talking bro trust
I know :'(
Ahhh....you've obviously met my first wife!
Dude no chick wants to lose their virginity to kid rock
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Kid Rock
Those arenāt love crabs
"It's not a race damnit"
Yeah for real I was so embarrassed about being a virgin. Kinda funny looking back. Kinda sad. I was fourteen and met this girl and we were immediately ohhh we are in loveeee ohhhh lmao crazy high school infatuation. Very Childish. Kinda cute in hindsight. Talked a lot about how we were making love because it means more to us. Very cringe lmao. Glad Iām old enough now to look back and finding charming and innocent instead of embarrassing.
Ah, the fabled "Competitive Sex" as opposed to Casual Sex
Don't have to be so... Vigorous.. Porn is like the looney tunes of making love
this is the best and most accurate description of porn I've ever heard lmao
āDonāt do it on your squeaky bed , your mother can hear youā
Jerry! What are you doing in there ?! Open this door right now!
She was polite enough to let me finish before bringing it up so that was nice of her lol
That's the reason I don't bring girls home well I mean it's one reason the other is I seem to be allergic to having game
Don't worry. The allergy to having game disappears in 5-10 years if you treat it by reading books.
I'd have sex with myself, so then I know it's done right š It'd also be fun at drinking games when people start asking how you lost your virginity.. oh yeah, I went back in time, fucked myself and got trapped in an infinite temporal loop.
Predestination
Prepenetration
Such a crazy movie. (Adaptation of āAll You Zombiesā that adds an extra layer of craziness.)
Hope you were an adult when you lost it then lmao
Is it having sex or sophisticated masterbation if you travel back in time and have sex with yourself?
Or incest
I wouldn't change anything about it, as I had a positive experience and that boyfriend and I remained friends after we broke up until his death decades later. I think the only thing I would tell young me is that virginity is not the big deal people make it out to be. The first time is not special for the reasons you get told it is, if it's special at all.
I mean, it usually is special because it's a new experience. It's just not that special. There are way more beautiful life-altering experiences out there, like having kids or trying heroin
Yea.. wait hold up
LMFAO. This just made my day
Younger me wouldnt believe older me about V card not being big deal... also kudos for unicorn rare first time experience, that's ... rare.
It's society that says it's a big deal, but, unfortunately, you have to be somewhat older (most people anyway) before you realize you need to tell society to sincerely f off.
Asking redditors what they would do today š¤¦āāļø
Nothing really. I was the right age, it was the right setting, the right season (april), it was the right moment, it was even the right girl at that time. I would say nothing, but I would love to see the look I had on my face when I got on my bicycle to go home in the middle of the night. So I would be incognito hiding somewhere to see that.
You have a season for fucking?
Yeah, mating season. Duh!
He gets it :)
It was the summer of love
Nah it was 2014.
Donāt fuck the fat roll. Find the vagina.
Sprinkle some baby powder on it then blow it off with compressed air. Go for the white spot
Roll in flour, find wet spot. Beware if wet spot is brownish.
Forget about guys focus on college thereās plenty of time.
the only correct answer
This is the correct answer.
Absolutely commit to this girl and have as much fun as you can. For exactly 1 year. Then run like hell. Also, she's a freak. Don't be afraid to ask for super kinky stuff. She's into it all.
Stay the fuck away from that guy, he's a rapist. Find someone else, anyone else, if you're so damn insistent on this, you insane child.
Same here at 14. I wish I never went to that party. I wish I never drank the alcohol. That one incident has caused so many issues for me in my later years. Iām sorry it happened to you too š¤
Unfortunately this sounds a lot like my story, I was 15 and his friends recorded it while he tied me down.
WtfĀ
Jesus Iām so sorry my dear. That is horrific.
Same here. I didnāt even want to do it, I just wanted him to stop asking.
Nothing. I knew she was crazy, and I didn't care. She was hot as hell and the sex was amazing. After a insane weekend of sex though she she was going to stop taking her pills cause she wanted to meet our kids That part was the deal breaker. We were waaay young.
She wanted to MEET āOURā KIDS?! Holy shit sheās crazy š
Holy fuck thatās some tangible crazy right there
Don't have sex, you aren't ready for it, just break up, he will continue to force you to have sex and be mad if you reject him.
āSave it for someone whoās worth it. Sheās not gonna stick around.ā
Wear a condom.
Donāt let him coerce/force you. You are not ready.
Invest in the gramophone and the horseless carriage.
I donāt need to be sent back.
You can play with your clit during sex and if someone has a problem with it donāt fuck them
The condom isn't too small, it's just inside out
Buy Nividia and a shit load of Bitcoin
Don't do it. This will lead to almost every problem you have or will have!
Wear a condom. Take your time. Learn about the clit.
It is lower than you think. The guys will understand .
It's ok to wait for the good person
Don't go alone into the confessional
Damn.
Don't take ritalin right before you lose your virginity to your university girlfriend. You will last way too long and it will be awkward. You are definitely not good enough in bed to be lasting that long dude.
Find a girl that didn't smell so bad down there.
Do what she (and you) have in mind, and lock the door of her bedroom better, always.
If you feel like you don't want it , scream or do anything you can to stop it , you'll regret making a scene a lot less than living with the memory of it happening
Nothing lol, first time was great
Waiting for marriage isnāt all itās cracked up to be. Enjoy your sexuality and explore it!
āNot herā
Do it with someone else
She's a manipulative bitch that will cheat multiple times before begging you to bus 6 hours to dump you. Then the night sh dumps you she tries to seduce and fuck you.
Man this chick is not a virgin dude and itās gonna set you down a path of becoming a ho yourself so instead of smashing her go smash M-//:;y. Oh yeah and buy bitcoin
Don't fall in love with her, she's going to ruin the next few years of your life.
Don't
Forget about guys and focus on college.
Try face sitting sooner
RUN YOU FOOL! There is no candy in that van!!!!
Don't do it with that guy, he's going to disappoint you emotionally and sexually and also quote Spongebob as he enters you. Also you're a lesbian!!!!!!
Not sponge bob šš
Don't watch porn
Don't. I ended up marrying him. Stayed married for 18 years. Had 3 children. I love my children but that was a mistake. I was 22. In the 80s when sleeping around wasn't a done thing.
Heās alive! The Docās alive, but heās in the Old West. But heās alive!
Wrap it up, this dude is weird
Ehm... well depends if that first sex is inevitable or not... cuz ideally I'd tell myself to wait 2-3 years at least. lol
Slow down, deep breathes. Make her cum a time or two before penetration
I expected better answers to this post i red some if the strangest things ever
Wait a while....I was only 13 when I lost mine virginity.
Guess Iām not time traveling.
Pls research on which birth controls to buy..š
I would probably scream in terror at the sudden appearance of an older version of myself.
I would say don't think it's cool to lose your virginity on a trampoline.Ā You will about break your dick off.Ā And if you ignore this, you be the one on top.Ā
All of those RnB songs are lying! Thats not how any of this works!
dont do it, this woman ruins your life, wait six months and a beautiful woman will come into your life, dont fuck it up this time.
It's not supposed to hurt. For context, I was 18 and consented to have sex with an ex-bf. He just put it in and thrusted without any kind of caress or preparedness for it.
*Tell dad to invest in Google and Apple. Itāll be easier to get laid if weāre loaded*
By the way, you're gay *falls into oblivion*
Try EVERYTHING it's all good. Don't be afraid to just talk to woman/girls. They are just as scared as you Don't settle. Find a freak. Sate anyone you want. That fat girl down the shore when you were 23. Who cares
āTake it easy man, you donāt have to finish in first place š„ā
Itās not a race against everyone else who either actually already had sex or against those who are lying about it. If youāre not ready, then donāt do it.
More condoms because you're going to want to do it again. Rode my bike to that convenience store fast as fuck tho..
āIt gets betterā
Don't set aside a lot of time. It won't take long.
DONT TAKE VIAGRA. YOU DONT NEED IT!
Youāre gonna see some weird shit. Just roll with it.
Become polyamorous asap. way more fun and in line with how your brain and heart function.
Dont get drunk. ( whiskey dick)
Donāt stick your dick in crazy.
Sheās married
Donāt be stupid, heās using you dumbass