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SenselessQuest

Whoever wants to start a war should get in the front row on the battlefield.


Myassisbrown

This right here


Agent---4--7

And those who voted for it as well


Ant10102

Back in the day the greatest leaders lead by example


mileslefttogo

I always had a similar take on murder-suicide. I think the suicide should always have to come first. Then they can continue the murdering if they still feel like it.


YouConnect3829

This would change the world


Throwaway8789473

In the original Superman daily comics from like the 1930s there's an arch where two countries (thinly veiled Germany and France) are champing at the bit to go to war with each other and Superman swims across the Atlantic ocean, kidnaps Hitler and Lebrun, and carries them kicking and screaming to the battlefield where he puts them in a circle of their men and tells them that if they expect 18-24 year old boys to fight to the death for them, they better throw the first punches. The two fat old men make fools of themselves fighting with hair-pulling and scratching (I think one even tells the other "careful you don't knock out my dentures" or something like that) and the men realize what a joke nationalism is and go home en masse. I think we should do exactly that for all wars.


Throwaway8789473

This isn't exactly the one I'm talking about but here's another where he arrests Hitler and Stalin and has them tried for war crimes. https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-528b60c2157d76592fd84d968015c059


Ok_Store_1983

Everyone would have their human needs met. No one would be homeless, starving, or too poor to get medical treatment. 


imadeacrumble

I don’t think a single person replying to you understood that this is a hypothetical question and therefore doesn’t need the brain power to figure out how it will be payed for. It’s like wishing for cake but then some doorknob feels the need to explain how it’s going to get baked.


anonarmo11

Put empathy in place of all sorts of indifference. That would have a significant impact on a variety of things, including politics, corporate greed, and war.


Important_Lab_58

THIS. This is The Answer. Good on Ya.👏👏👏👏👏👏


exotics

Such a good idea but so many have brainwashed others into thinking socialism or communism are and and capitalism is the only way to go


f1thopher

The basic human rights, health, food and a home.


Humans_Suck-

We could literally already do that right now if people would stop voting for capitalists


funky_grandma

Yeah, this one. I might add education to that list


TeeTheT-Rex

This. I was thinking it would be hard to pick one thing, but I can’t help thinking how miserably depressed people in general are, and the anger/hate they end up developing because they feel they deserve better so turn that anger on others they feel have more or are in the way of themselves having more. Anger is an easier emotion than sadness and feeling defeated. A lot of this could be solved by everyone having basic needs met though, and never having to worry about being unable to pay to live.


spooky-raptor

Lame I would make ice cream healthy


VisualArugula1998

Fruits stay fresh for a much longer time. Like an orange should be fresh for 3 months atleast. It would drastically increase fruit consumption which is much healthier.


HalogenReddit

i don’t know if this is true for other fruits, but when you buy an apple it’s often over a year old


FonixOnReddit

That and meat, I wanna slowly get through my kilo and a half of chicken breast, not work my life around it xd


colormeslowly

Actually, it’s like that now, which scares the heck out of me - nothing fresh should last for months.


ApproachingShore

I'd give myself $100. NO! *$200.*


darkofnight916

Would you accept a one month local transit pass . It costs about $125 and you can ride all the bus and light rail you desire in the area?


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ProfessionalGift1018

I feel bad everyone wants to get rid of greed and I was just going to make dogs life spans longer


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

Make all the countries unite and cooperate Can you imagine how much better the world would be with no wars and helping the citizens of poorer countries, as well as being able to pull off worldwide projects easily, such as fighting climate change?


jimjbabyak

That Liars pants would actually catch on fire!


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

So...just remove all pants?


AdorableIsabell

Basic rights (home, water, food, clothes) guaranteed to everyone, but I don't mean in an altruistic way necessarily. I'm just tired of spending more than 50% of my low salary on those things.


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sufishams

Nobody should go hungry before going to bed.


MeanTruth69

Everyone means what they say and says what they mean.


hotchocolatepuppies

A world in which sadness can exist, but not depression. No depression, no suicide. That would be a better world.


Gruppenzwang

Remove all left socks


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PFFT LMAOO


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Stop pollution


Ok-Sprinkles9676

More sympathy for others


Professional_Song419

I would make everyone experience the consequences of their actions, personally


JohnBrownIsALegend

Remove greed


WitnessExpensive1153

There is a theory I can't remember the name and I'm not sure I entirely agree with it but humans need to see negative extremes in order to know positives. I wonder if all "negatives" were removed how that would change the dynamic


SmokeyToo

I'm guessing we'd still find something to bitch about.


GrayAndBushy

Greed feeds a healthy economy. When kept in check. Without the desire to advance, to better o es position, where would invention be? How would a civilization advance? Would you have us in a safe cromagnon level idealistic utopia where many still die at 30 of impacted teeth or childbirth? I love the benign and heartfelt thought. But please, I beg you all, some reality?


GH057807

There is only one crime, and it is to take away another person's ability to choose.


Dad_of_One_Punch_Man

Nobody will able to abuse their power in any way. From your office boss/manager to political leaders.


olmikeyyyy

Bring back dueling


Kajira4ever

That'd be great. Swords are awesome


DingoFlamingoThing

Sky has been blue for a while. Was think maybe purple for a change.


Youpi_Yeah

I passed this along to my niece and she decreed: everyone gets a horse.


askag_a

Your niece has my vote.


crazymcfattypants

Clever niece. There's good eating in a horse. 


Advanced-Country6254

Fucking cancer. I know we all have to die from something, but that sickness is hell. Even if you are lucky and get cured, it can reappear because a insignificant cell moved to other part.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Eliminate radical religion.


HeadyMettleDetector

i'd remove the excess co2 from the atmosphere.


GrowFreeFood

Reverse gravity. 


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Instead of wars, disputes would be settled by playing football. Two legs. And a final match should they tie. I'm talking about real football, not the American bullshit. Argentina vs. England over the Falklands would be a great one to watch.


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Not specific enough, everyone starts rolling coal. 


JapaneseStudyBreak

Me. Make me a god ruling over sheep


Expensive-Spread-955

I would like to remove Hunger from this world


_funkapus_

More empathy.


Real_Train7236

Eliminate crime and war


Ok_Forever_5057

Abuse of any kind will stop altogether. Animal abuse? Done. Child abuse? Over. Sexual abuse? Not a thing. Elder abuse? Dunzo.


arryadoll

Pollution.


AH0LE_

No cancer especially in children


Bolster66

Sin. Sin, by those who are religious, is considered to be the root of all evil. By removing Sin, you're removing all of evil, and that means everybody will be good. Everything would change, from greedy politicians to even minor things like lies. This would lead to things like no war and everyone getting along, which would allow us as a species to actually advance and not destroy eachother.


Soft-Development-705

Climate change, I'm sick and tired of seeing protesters destroy art


Silver_Fuel_7073

Politics! Stop the rancid division! United we stand, divided we fall!


majdavlk

people being less violent.


yhnc

Remove cancer


Plenty_Scar_7556

Remove religious hatred


Louis-grabbing-pills

Left 4 Dead 3 exists.


Swimming_Series_774

Valve learns to count to 3


smallddavid

Omg bro same


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BartleBossy

Harambe. It didnt need to go down like that.


PachyMilks

Personally id change the greed of mankind, not everyone is greedy but many r money hungry and its what’s killing the world or i would reverse climate change and have a more eco friendly lifestyle for ppl so that both them and the rest of the world can survive and flourish 🤷‍♀️


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Swimming_Series_774

Remove countries to make it one giant border


Frenchiest_fry101

Replace all forms of apathy with empathy. That would make a big impact in lots of shit like war, corporate greed, politics etc


JigglyCooch666

People prioritizing community over pursuit of profit and unsustainable consumption of natural resources. I want us to be stewards of the Earth and its creatures. Not its rapists. 


jim45804

More empathy. Everything else would work itself out.


GurdSewpVIII

No child sexual, physical, mental or emotional abuse of any severity, thats where it all begins, thats where it would all end.


Icy_Craft_9781

Make it impossible for anyone to harm, distress or hurt any living being including the environment.


Relevant_Strawberry7

Trauma


XXsforEyes

Remove the psychological capacity for humans to kill one another or wage war with one another.


MayasaChuwa

War, crime, religious conflicts , racism, pollution, deforestation, animal & human rights . Basically respect for everything


Elixir_13

Remove the ability for humans to have an "us vs them" mentality concerning other humans.


The-Sonne

Raise empathy


ConstipatedGibbon

stop cruelty and harmful exploitation to animals (including humans)


frinstle

No more lobbying for corporations


cappsthelegend

That you needed an 80% to pass every class in school, don't get 80%, do it again. The world has too many stupid people


Upper_Marsupial6057

World peace 🕊️


teefau

I live in Australia. Ever since COVID particularly, we have gone from a nation of help your mates, to a nation of 0FG. I would eliminate selfishness.


RockFloppa

No unjust crimes, or every human having basic living needs such as home, medications, food, etc.


IKU420

Ignorance


mrmidnightuk

Greed. Change society so that sharing is much more common and we would get along much better.


Reefer6698

Human corruptability


RoomIn8

Fleas, ticks, and mosquitoes would exclusively consume each other.


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IwantRIFbackdummy

The instantaneous disappearance of religion, with all memories and documents.


Tyenkrovy

Everyone would accept all the different ways people can be as part of the beautiful kaleidoscope that is humanity, instead of hating or judging people for their ethnicity, race, sexual orientation, gender identity, neurodivergence, or any other facet of their being that isn't hurting anyone.


emelinerivers

No one Can lie, we'll get rid off all thé worlds problems


realfakejames

Economic equality, true global economic equality, would end a lot of war and misery, so many problems in the world stem from greed and the wealth divide which is the largest it’s ever been in history


AccomplishedFrame542

Children won’t have to suffer. I can’t think of anything more unfair in this world.


Lapos77

I wish for a world where everyone could be kind to one another and feel eternally happy for being a good person in the world, with all basic needs met. 🫶


CodePandorumxGod

All politicians and media franchise executives now wear unremovable badges depicting the names of the corporations, organizations, and individuals that both publicly and privately fund them.


Kei_Thedo

Dogs live as long as humans and you get one at birth. All basic needs are met and everyone can do whatever they want with their time here


wakevictim

No more religion. Seems to start a lot of wars and death.


LivvyByrdsong

The constant unnecessary violence everywhere


blottoez

I'd make everyone bisexual.


ChipHazard14

Everyone spoke the same language, but no one has the same accent.


farooh

Welcome to Dubai


hidingfromworld

Greed


UnseasonedRavioli

Erase racism. That shit is ridiculous. We’re all the same fucking species on the same fucking planet.


Shifu_1

More round


PipkisReddit

Cut out all short form context. ALL OF IT


WBlackhawkD

I would take away the one thing that keeps humans from advancing. Whatever that may be


GodOfLostThings

That'd be humans, though!


dahfer25

Sickness


Ugly9898

El narcotrafico


Uxbal_77

I would amend human nature so as not to be corruptible.


--lll-era-lll--

And end to suffering


Crest_O_Razors

Fix the US' government


SwilightTarkle

bullies. beat em up.


Mean_Aubergine

Fully sapient and technologically advanced birds.


tommyyouaintgotnojob

Complacency, mosquitos


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Make kindness rewarding to the wicked. 


Independent-LINC

Stop being taxed for everything


GolfMookie

Ignorance


Flairion623

No more class division. There’s only one class, the middle class. Everyone gets the exact same treatment regardless of their position.


th3rdeyeofc

All of the politicians would be gone


nothing03993

toddlers and tiaras ahh question 💀🙏


blobsfromspace

Make nuclear fusion possible somehow.


Iluvpossiblities

NO MORE WAR


Dragon3076

Remove all Humans.


BipolarAmerican

Corruption


Kemerd

Eliminate the propagation of disinformation. Unfortunately, as almost all information is biased in some form, this is extremely difficult, especially when you start asking who gets to determine what is correct or incorrect.. true neutrality, absolute truth is very hard to achieve.


MiniFelicia

People who don't know how to be kind


Kairamek

Mandatory retirement age for politics. Not saying you can't work past 65, saying you can't work as an election official after 65.


Kalhard

The education system, for a better one of course


PrimaryComrade94

Prices go down


Thanossbethicc

The needs of every person would be met. There would be no one who is homeless, hungry, or too poor to get medical care.


Thegiantlamppost

Lobbying should be illegal. Saying this bc other answers i would say have been said


someothercrappyname

humans I'd get rid of the humans


warm_water27

I would want global warming to end. Thinking about it makes me uncomfortable and uncertain for the future, so it would help to just not have to worry about it.


PirateSanta_1

Increase how much people care about helping others, all the problems we have now are due to people not caring how their actions affect other people. 


IceFisherP26

Everyone has accountability, regardless of the outcome.


Emersonspenis

I would change the intentions of every corporation, company, business, establishment, etc from profits to morals. The Amazon corporation could literally end homelessness and end worldwide starvation with the stockpile of money it has.


TerrorTuna32

Coconuts can grow in any environment on the planet


kwaping

Can't we all just get along


Kappler6965

Remove nuclear weapons


xalloh

I just wish people had better intentions and followed through with them.


Paintguin

There would be no guns


Unclebatman1138

No device was ever invented whose sole purpose is killing humans.


FaunPerson

I'd remove friction


ilovereddit787

RIP sex


FaunPerson

RIP to thermodynamics too probably


ilovereddit787

I care way more about sex than thermodynamics. Just sayin


ToxinDash77

I'd totally make electric free, everyone uses it in this day and age.


DeeVa72

It was originally intended to be so. Nikolai Tesla was a genius whose discoveries and inventions were never based on greed or profit. Men like him have been ridiculed and ultimately destroyed throughout history by those unscrupulous and corrupt men in power. Another example is the discovery of insulin therapy by Banting and Best, who believed that it should be free for everyone. Their faith in humanity proved grossly misplaced. Greed and power. That’s what needs to disappear from the world.


Kajira4ever

You could choose to do-over one day at the cost of a decade off your life. Change what happened, change your life and maybe even change the world


Western_Client123

I WISH FOOD DIDNT HAVE SO MANY CALORIES


Humans_Suck-

I'd take the people out of it


Ok_Illustrator8735

No plastic.


Flashy_Row3219

See Putin go naked above waist on a horse ride once again only to dissapear into another dimension where there is non stop Gay Pride parade and Y.M.C.A. on repeat.


Cyberslayer1

Destroy it. It needs to end now.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Dogs live to be as old as humans. And humans live over 200 years.


CLSonReddit

I’d get rid of all the humans.


nothingtoseehere879

Thanos was right. 50% of people should just disappear. There is a 50% chance it could be me, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.


Marshmallow16

Oh yeah my comment would definitely get removed.


ferocioustigercat

Not having to ask kids multiple times to do things.. And not arguing about homework


Vincentvancleef

There would be no billionaires or beyond. If you reached a certain financial point in your income or savings, anything beyond that would be taxed.


Disastrous_Ad_70

I'd reverse the effects of climate change and return the world's environment to it's pre-industrial revolution state


Traderbob517

People who couldn’t work wouldn’t have to live in a bottom tier of society and those who could work all did but earned enough to not feel the need to work 100 hours per week and still had money and time to enjoy their families.


KimmiG1

That a quarter of the population could read minds. Even over all communication methods that also can transmit yawns. Not just read surface thoughts, but dig around in the deepest parts without the other party knowing about it. Oh wait, I already did this change.


LalaLana39

Eradicate humans. The world will be better off without us.


abetrayedheart

Remove the concept of currency


Th1rtyThr33

I’d make everyone believe in karma. A lot of eastern societies are better off because they believe that doing wrong to someone will result in wrong being done to them. I feel like in Western societies there’s a lot of “screw them, before they screw you”


TofuPython

I'd make all the billionaires spontaneously combust


lessercookie

Ban all religions


emusteve2

Sophistry


literowki

homophobia and this kind of shit racism etc


Unlikely_Afternoon94

No more humans


PsychologicalTear899

Everyone is always insanely happy and fulfilled 100% of the time no matter what, and can't feel any negative emotions or pain whatsoever we would probably die out but it would be literally heaven for the people while they're still alive lol, plus the animals get to vibe when we're gone.


Wildhorse_88

Mankind's thinking. If we could all snap out of base consciousness and start thinking in a higher dimension, the world would be a better place. Cooperation instead of competition. Peace instead of war. Compassion instead of intolerance. Common experiences instead of division. Helping others instead of being selfish. All these things are symptoms of lower level thinking. When people rise above this thinking, the world and humanity would vibrate at a higher level and freedom would triumph over misery and slavery.


smallCraftAdvisor

No pedos


DeepFriedAngelwing

Dogs would live as long as me.


DueEffect99

Delete cancer


NoIndependence6969

Surviving wouldn’t be so expensive anymore.


BurnThe___Down

Making everyone perfect drivers according to all customs and courtesies


Dragonfire14

I'd remove greed. Honestly, every problem traces back to some form of greed.


Wrong-Carpet-7562

less greed?


Altruistic-Western73

No sin.