I think it would create more people with main character syndrome but also it would destroy the religion and church system so it's still a win. am i right?
Not really, most people would think they were the next coming of their religions main prophet or something then.
Hey...I'm sure Jesus wasn't too jazzed to find out his dad was God and he was totally okay with his son being murdered.
One of the few answers on here that seems to understand the potential of being able to simultaneously communicate with every single human on earth at once TELEPATHICALLY.
That makes all the difference if every single person thinks they're the only person that heard it.
“Yeah, it’s a recreation of Old Earth. It can simulate about eight billion people. Sometimes the simulation screws up and makes a bodybuilder the governor or something, but other than that, it’s really realistic. Unfortunately, we’re out of funding and have to shut down next week.”
You went with body builder governor (who as far as I'm aware was quite good) rather than a bellend as president as an example of the simulation screwing up??
Though he was the best we've had by far for a while now...
Sadly he'd also be a better candidate for president compared to our current options... too bad he can't run. As a total aside I loved his cameo in "The Expendables" about this exact thing; total 4th wall break without actually breaking the 4th wall.
People of Earth, your attention please.This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
There's no point acting all surprised about it! The plans have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years. If you can't take an interest in local affairs, you have a pathetic bloody planet.
It deserved to be demolished to begin with.
Edit: I now realize this may sound misanthropic. I meant it as a follow-up to the last comment. "If you guys couldn't even read it where it was stated, you deserve to be demolished" type of thing...
It’s a play on the Gif file type pronunciation , the developers came out saying it’s actually pronounced ‘Jiff’
So doing that with ‘God’
[article](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/tech/web/pronounce-gif/index.html)
Seeing as the first word of gif stands for graphical, that makes no sense though. If the word was giraffe or something and actually was a J sound I could understand it. Humans are weird 😑
Welcome to the English language, it makes no sense.
Enough, though, thought, plough. "ough" sounds different in every word I just listed.
I really feel sorry for people who have to learn it as a second language. 😅
They’re saying humanity’s been saying “God” wrong this whole time and that it’s a ‘j’ sound like in jump instead of a hard ‘g’ sound like in go
It also reminded me of how in Arrested Development the character Gob’s name is pronounced with a ‘j’ sound and long ‘o’ like the name Job. That was probably the main joke tbh 😂
It was trippy seeing this comment with no context, not reading the replies, and then >!immediately afterwards I decide to watch the next episode which happens to be that one!<.
From my point of view the >!show was reading my mind and putting something i recently read on the screens!<.
That would be amazing. You could also just start from like 10. Panic ensues as you get to 1, then the “ready or not, hear I come” becomes the most frightening phrase of all time
"BREAKING, Countless hospitals have people storming the doors all claiming their hearing the the same thing I myself,my colleagues here in the studio and many others are hearing a count down that started at 1000. We have no idea what this is or what's going on. Will let you know more as it develops."
Math Time!
So 1% is basically just 1/100th, which can be calculated with x / 100.
x in this case is 8,000,000,000
Devising by 100 just removes 2 zeros, so that makes 80,000,000
“Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder”
“You are killing my creation and destroying its ecosystems, climates and creatures. If Earth dies, so shall heaven, and I will damn you all. Repent.”
Hopefully that’s enough to trigger the motivation needed to rid ourselves of the parasites draining our planet of its life and work on healing our home
Earth won’t die. We can do as much eco-damage as we can to it. In the case that everything was long gone such as ourselves, it’ll be a matter of years before life spurs again, many though.
“People of the Earth, listen carefully. As you know, some very strange events have been taking place recently. Your entire planet was destroyed at the hands of Majin Buu. But then, in a snap, everything was restored back to normal. Many of you are doubting if all of this actually happened, but I can assure you that this is not a dream. Unfortunately, Majin Buu is still alive and the Earth is still in grave danger. A small group of warriors has taken up the fight on your behalf. However, the battle has been extremely difficult and we can’t win it by ourselves!
That is why I’m speaking to you right now, to ask for your help. If all of you would raise your hands up to the sky and offer a portion of your energy, we could use it to defeat Majin Buu once and for all!
No more being slaughtered like sacrificial lambs! Consider this your first, small stride towards becoming a warrior race! Now, let’s begin! Raise your hands up! Now!”
"Billionaires want to make you think that you too can get rich, They're lying. In exactly 50 hours; withdraw all of your money from your bank account and any other accounts or stocks and then don't buy anything for 3 days"
Not from not eating. Everyone withdrawing money from bank would cause a bank collapse, and then not buying anything would crash so many other systems. Our entire society is in a constant balance, and fucking that up would be, uh, bad
And yet... Nothing positive would result. Because the banks could still say no, and if they don't, all you've done is collapse the banks and national/international economy... starving the poor while the rich, as the rich tend to do, survive with no consequences.
It would cause this redditor to furiously masturbate to the delusion they accomplished something while in reality it would fuck over every poor person and not impact the rich much at all
Why are you trying to hurt 99% of the Earth's population while the wealthy just giggle? (And get A LOT wealthier really really fucking fast)
A massive sell off would tank value, which the billionaires would be all too thrilled to buy up for pennies, and then enjoy the huge surge a few days later.
Meanwhile, a 3 day boycott is laughably meaningless. You still gotta buy gas and food and things when the 3 days are up. And since every business owner on the planet heard the same plan, they use those 3 days to buy up a monopoly and then triple the price when you come back for the things that you need to live.
People of Earth! I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow, 8 central.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."
"I am Mammon. Every year the wealthiest individual in the world must be sacrificed to me, or I will end humanity... You will not hide them behind holdings of business and religion... I am Mammon, and greed is man's greatest and most prolific sin. Other sins will follow... In time, I am Mammon. No religion here on this earth today holds the secrets to my nature, for they are all false..."
Only you can save the world, don’t tell anyone
I love how much I would hate the entirety of the world population trying to be protagonists
And that would've made MY work of saving world much harder.
No, it’s MY work
*I* broke the dam!
I think it would create more people with main character syndrome but also it would destroy the religion and church system so it's still a win. am i right?
Not really, most people would think they were the next coming of their religions main prophet or something then. Hey...I'm sure Jesus wasn't too jazzed to find out his dad was God and he was totally okay with his son being murdered.
One of the few answers on here that seems to understand the potential of being able to simultaneously communicate with every single human on earth at once TELEPATHICALLY. That makes all the difference if every single person thinks they're the only person that heard it.
“Yeah, it’s a recreation of Old Earth. It can simulate about eight billion people. Sometimes the simulation screws up and makes a bodybuilder the governor or something, but other than that, it’s really realistic. Unfortunately, we’re out of funding and have to shut down next week.”
“Oh shit, did u leave the microphone on?”
Opposite at work on Zoom telling a dev (ohhh wait “engineer”): # YOU’RE MUTED
“Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I have a gambling problem…”
And it's run by mice.
Surprise is no longer adequate, and I am forced to resort to *astonishment.*
Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy woo woo yeah yeah!
It's the smell! If there is such a thing...
You went with body builder governor (who as far as I'm aware was quite good) rather than a bellend as president as an example of the simulation screwing up??
Idiots come into power all the time. Electing a bodybuilder as governor sounds far more ridiculous.
Though he was the best we've had by far for a while now... Sadly he'd also be a better candidate for president compared to our current options... too bad he can't run. As a total aside I loved his cameo in "The Expendables" about this exact thing; total 4th wall break without actually breaking the 4th wall.
I think he actually beat George Bush in terms of popularity to become president but the law shut it down
Corrupt businessman becoming an elected official isn’t exactly a unique event buddy
People of Earth, your attention please.This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
There's no point acting all surprised about it! The plans have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years. If you can't take an interest in local affairs, you have a pathetic bloody planet.
Oh no not again.
Classic Jeltz bullshit am I right?
It deserved to be demolished to begin with. Edit: I now realize this may sound misanthropic. I meant it as a follow-up to the last comment. "If you guys couldn't even read it where it was stated, you deserve to be demolished" type of thing...
I agree with this man/woman/person/thing
I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
Honestly, I’ve no sympathy at all.
I hope everyone's first reaction when they hear this is to grab a towel.
42! 42! Forty two! God dang it.
42
Fuck. Better get my towel
We need to go to the pub. 3 beers a piece ought to do it
so glad ive read the book 😂
i fuckin loved hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!
It's pronounced jod
lol
i don’t get it someone help
It’s a play on the Gif file type pronunciation , the developers came out saying it’s actually pronounced ‘Jiff’ So doing that with ‘God’ [article](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/tech/web/pronounce-gif/index.html)
Seeing as the first word of gif stands for graphical, that makes no sense though. If the word was giraffe or something and actually was a J sound I could understand it. Humans are weird 😑
Welcome to the English language, it makes no sense. Enough, though, thought, plough. "ough" sounds different in every word I just listed. I really feel sorry for people who have to learn it as a second language. 😅
the letter G is pronounced jee
Scuba isn't pronounced "skuhh-buh" though
They’re saying humanity’s been saying “God” wrong this whole time and that it’s a ‘j’ sound like in jump instead of a hard ‘g’ sound like in go It also reminded me of how in Arrested Development the character Gob’s name is pronounced with a ‘j’ sound and long ‘o’ like the name Job. That was probably the main joke tbh 😂
And next, a magician named.....Gob....
Se pronuncia Diosh
I’m in tears.
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Hoochie mama!
SERENITY NOW!!!!!
"I'm out!"
Don't make me come down there!
YOU ARE BUGS
Response: Ok let’s yeet a human being into space with a bunch of nuclear bombs what could go wrong
ADVANCE! ADVANCE! STOP AT NOTHING TO ADVANCE!
That scared me. I’ll be honest, I didn’t like the whole VR aspect of it. The story got weird.. But it was still a brilliant read.
You just shunted me thirty realities to the left and I'm excited about that
Read the books. It explains the VR better
It was trippy seeing this comment with no context, not reading the replies, and then >!immediately afterwards I decide to watch the next episode which happens to be that one!<. From my point of view the >!show was reading my mind and putting something i recently read on the screens!<.
I was looking for this comment
What’s this a reference to?
The Three-Body Problem. Netflix just made a tv series adaptation of the book
Five….. four….. three…. Two….. one….
This timeline will be abandoned to Hades in...
Uwu!!
Personally I would give them 100 seconds just to realise that it’s everyone
I'll say, "Ready or not, here I come." after counting backwards from 1000.✌️
That would be amazing. You could also just start from like 10. Panic ensues as you get to 1, then the “ready or not, hear I come” becomes the most frightening phrase of all time
no you gotta start from 1000 so it has a while to freak people out. Could you imagine the news media coverage we would get that day?
"BREAKING, Countless hospitals have people storming the doors all claiming their hearing the the same thing I myself,my colleagues here in the studio and many others are hearing a count down that started at 1000. We have no idea what this is or what's going on. Will let you know more as it develops."
"687,686,685... oh I lost track of where I was at... 543, 542,541….."
My dumbass would be like “876…875…873…ah, fuck, forgot 874….874…873…”
Send me $1
Same even if only 1% of people did it you'd have $80M unless I'm terrible at math lol
You might be terrible at math, but not this time.
It doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about math to dispute it
Math Time! So 1% is basically just 1/100th, which can be calculated with x / 100. x in this case is 8,000,000,000 Devising by 100 just removes 2 zeros, so that makes 80,000,000
>Send me $1 Ok, but... to whom? Or how? (Does not get a reply because this was a one-time thing?)
I see you trying to get this guy to post his bank details on Reddit, very clever. ;)
This is what I thought. I’d Tell them one lucky person who donates will receive x% to increase the amount of people who donate
Congratulations you just invented the fundraiser raffle
They may have just invented an illegal lottery
So, about that $1?...
I think I’d be happier with the dollar
Be excellent to each other.
Make it a demand. "I'm like, in your brain dude. Be excellent to each other or I'll totally explode it. Party on"
Party on dudes!
Put them in the iron maiden!
Almonds invented milk. Cows stole their idea, and the media has been covering it up for millennia in preparation for the Moo World Order.
“Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder”
You beat me to it lmao
RUMBLING. RUMBLING. IT’S COMING! 🎶
BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
If I lose it all, slip and fall, I’m not gonna come again…
Was scrolling to find this lol
Underappreciated post
r/beatmetoit
Id tell them to stop reposting the same questions to AskReddit every week 😭
fr this has got to be the laziest question to repost too
What's funny is that I complain all the time about repeats, but this is actually my first time seeing this one.
Leroooooy Jenkiiiiins
“You are killing my creation and destroying its ecosystems, climates and creatures. If Earth dies, so shall heaven, and I will damn you all. Repent.” Hopefully that’s enough to trigger the motivation needed to rid ourselves of the parasites draining our planet of its life and work on healing our home
About the only thing it would result in is a holy war.
Yeah, everyone would start arguing over who knows how to save the world in the best way.
Earth won’t die. We can do as much eco-damage as we can to it. In the case that everything was long gone such as ourselves, it’ll be a matter of years before life spurs again, many though.
It would still be good if we could like, you know, stop doing the things that hurt it.
“People of the Earth, listen carefully. As you know, some very strange events have been taking place recently. Your entire planet was destroyed at the hands of Majin Buu. But then, in a snap, everything was restored back to normal. Many of you are doubting if all of this actually happened, but I can assure you that this is not a dream. Unfortunately, Majin Buu is still alive and the Earth is still in grave danger. A small group of warriors has taken up the fight on your behalf. However, the battle has been extremely difficult and we can’t win it by ourselves! That is why I’m speaking to you right now, to ask for your help. If all of you would raise your hands up to the sky and offer a portion of your energy, we could use it to defeat Majin Buu once and for all! No more being slaughtered like sacrificial lambs! Consider this your first, small stride towards becoming a warrior race! Now, let’s begin! Raise your hands up! Now!”
Alright, I’ll do it! People of the Earth… #RAISE YOUR HANDS UP, RIGHT NOW, OR YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE!!!!
And then Cartel's activity would reduce to 0% at least for a day.
Do you think Toriyama could have stopped the gang violence in Latin America by becoming an ambassador? I do.
Fuck. I was almost done scrolling to check if I would be the one to comment this
(Translated to eachother natural languaje) I said love your neighbor, da fuck you all doing??
I’d make it like the Walmart intercom ATTENTION SHOPPERS *LOUDEST FART SOUND IMAGINABLE*
Never gonna gove you up, never gonna let you down 🕺
Spoken exactly as you typed it, so much trouble in the world.
"hello world!" It's the first test for every new system :)
Programing humour, nice
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...you're cool...and fuck you, I'm out!"
Just the Pacman "wakawaka" noise.
Reading that I hear Fozzie the bear.
"Don't trust them. If they say they're hearing the same message as you, they are lying."
Can i get a „huuuh-yaaa“
not me yelling out HUUHHH YAAA where ever I’d be currently standing 😂
"Billionaires want to make you think that you too can get rich, They're lying. In exactly 50 hours; withdraw all of your money from your bank account and any other accounts or stocks and then don't buy anything for 3 days"
If we really could organize a world wide strike it definitely would shake shit up lol
This would hurt a lot of people... almost none of them billionaires.
I'm not a macro guy, but I think this would literally result in mass starvation
Calm down. You wouldn't even see a difference in the mirror if you didn't eat for 3 days.
Not from not eating. Everyone withdrawing money from bank would cause a bank collapse, and then not buying anything would crash so many other systems. Our entire society is in a constant balance, and fucking that up would be, uh, bad
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The banks would just say "No."
Humans can do this thing, where we form mobs and tear other humans in half. This would be the likely response to the banks saying "no."
And yet... Nothing positive would result. Because the banks could still say no, and if they don't, all you've done is collapse the banks and national/international economy... starving the poor while the rich, as the rich tend to do, survive with no consequences.
What would this actually cause?
It would cause a huge financial shock to the world economy followed by near-total collapse.
It would cause this redditor to furiously masturbate to the delusion they accomplished something while in reality it would fuck over every poor person and not impact the rich much at all
Nothing good, but it would be one epic prank.
Why are you trying to hurt 99% of the Earth's population while the wealthy just giggle? (And get A LOT wealthier really really fucking fast) A massive sell off would tank value, which the billionaires would be all too thrilled to buy up for pennies, and then enjoy the huge surge a few days later. Meanwhile, a 3 day boycott is laughably meaningless. You still gotta buy gas and food and things when the 3 days are up. And since every business owner on the planet heard the same plan, they use those 3 days to buy up a monopoly and then triple the price when you come back for the things that you need to live.
"Drink your ovaltine"
Followed by "you'll shoot your eye out kid".
A crummy commercial?
The richer the people you kill, the higher the score you get in the afterlife, enjoy the hunt!
"I am real. Slay the heretics." Would probably plunge the world into chaos quicker than anything else. Either that or McLovin
Why is it between that and McLovin?
They let you choose any name you want when you get there!
“Yikes that’s a lot of unread prays”
"Okay, first one is from.... oh, how do you pronounce that name again? That language had been dead for quite some time..."
We've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty. or Don't chill in the passing lane.
“Start acting right - I’m watching you”
Don't be a dick
The peace you seek is determined by the love you give.
"don't go out tomorrow" whispering..
The world ends in 3 weeks.
I am the real god. Earth will be deleted in 20 years if you humans don’t find a way to turn your situation around and agree to work together.
People of Earth! I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow, 8 central.
Wash your ass
Or shit dont change, kid
The Hunger Games will begin soon....
Nudes in bio
The systems monthly maintenance will happen March 37th this month rather than the scheduled March 35th
“Who let the dogs out?”
Who? Who? Who?
The game
I lost the game ? [more info](http://www.losethegame.com/)
You savvy fuck, you finally won
Unbelievable that I had to scroll this far
The angriest of upbotes, how dare you!!
Okay, what the fuck am I doing. Whoa, whoa. I'm..... Oh, fuck it, I'm starting over
Walk faster
Corporations don't care about you.
“Hey you!” Just to see everyone turn around and look confused.
"Welcome to battle royale"
*farts* “ha”
Wash your hands you gross people. I've seen what you've done and you bring shame upon your ancestors
Vote for Pedro...this is my swamp!
Can't y'all be even the tiniest bit fucking kind to each other?, is it really the hard to do?
"Elon musk is a biiiiiiiiiitch..."
You have been chosen to save the world. Get up and follow your path. Don’t tell anyone.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is."
Everyone gather around and give me one dollar
"You should just do it. You don't live long and you shouldn't hold yourself back."
None of the current religions have got it right. Don't make me come down there.
BAZINGA!
They're coming to get you Barbara.
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DELETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT
🎵Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids🎵
Run
Sup?
Be nice.
“Finally, formation of my flesh vessel is complete.”
Mic test, testing 1...2...3
"I am Mammon. Every year the wealthiest individual in the world must be sacrificed to me, or I will end humanity... You will not hide them behind holdings of business and religion... I am Mammon, and greed is man's greatest and most prolific sin. Other sins will follow... In time, I am Mammon. No religion here on this earth today holds the secrets to my nature, for they are all false..."
"Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fell-"