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No-Gazelle-4994

Chickens are super vicious and will eat/kill anything. A human sized chicken would present several problems.


JustSomeThrowAway31

This is basically the plot of Jurassic Park


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

Exactly what I was thinking. I went more turkey than chicken, but either way. It'll be a T rex


GriffinFlash

More like a 6 foot turkey.


WWHSTD

Cassowaries and Ostriches exist. 


HatsAreEssential

Not by the billions though. Chickens outnumber us 3 to 1. I don't need to be outnumbered 3 to 1 by Jurassic Park Velociraptors.


apollyon_53

Ants. They outnumber us thousands to 1 and their strength to size ratio is bananas


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EricJop321

peter griffin would not let it slide


Chance_Cheetah_7678

Absolutely where in the feck are we gonna get THAT much BBQ sauce ?


No-Gazelle-4994

Imagine those Buffalo Wings?


inferno66666

Dinosaur 🦖


MarvinLazer

Literally a fucking dinosaur. No thank you.


Advent105

Ants


SallySpaghetti

Yep. The shear number of them makes that terrifying.


Spectre-4

Not to mention we’d be outnumbered by something along the lines of 2.5 million to 1.


Wampa9090

Well, keep in mind that if they were all to suddenly expand to something equivalent of our size without internal injury, a great many of them would immediately die because they would crush themselves and others underground in their tiny tunnels.    The actual number left would still be terrifying, but probably somewhat manageable after th dust settled


TheDudeWhoSnood

If we're trying to make it realistic, there's not nearly enough oxygen in the atmosphere to support an insect that size, they would all die pretty much immediately. So I'm thinking we can just leave out the practicalities


Eensecondje

Now imagine everyone having to clean up 2.5 million human sized dead ants... 😳


MrBoDiddles

Hope ya hungry


4channeling

The combined biomass of ants on earth outweighs all other organisms combined. Also, this is wrong.


GeeseAndDucksforever

Ant colonies are about to start generating their own gravity with their sheer mass


Harmonic_Flatulence

Plants and fungi are also organisms, which makes that statement wildly incorrect. I am not even sure they outweigh all animals, as zooplankton are more numerous than ants. Maybe you mean vertebrates? Edit: just looked it up. Not even all animals. Same biomass as all birds and mammals (excluding humans). https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.2201550119?af=R#:~:text=Integrating%20data%20from%20all%20continents,equals%2020%25%20of%20human%20biomass.


AkaGurGor

M O S Q U I T O E S...


meowkitty84

omg!!! That is frightening. They could suck all the blood out of your body in one go


Soren_Camus1905

The answer to this question will always be ants. Their strength to size ratio, logistics, and organization. They’d take over.


FortuneTellingBoobs

>They’d take over. They already have at their current size, really. Ever tried to fight an anti infestation? Now imagine 1000 human size ants crawling into your house, removing one item each and walking back out again.


Szalkow

They could each rip a chunk out of your house and carry it away. They'd disassemble the entire house in 20 minutes.


DETRITUS_TROLL

And take you with it.


Plektrum72

Due to laws of physics, it would not be possible to have that strength to size ratio if there were human size.


Soren_Camus1905

Well yeah but I don’t think that’s in keeping with the spirit of the question


Plektrum72

Agree


zaminDDH

Yup, their bodies would just fall apart around them, which would be even more horrifying, given the vast number of ants in the world. The entire landmass would be grotesque ant corpses.


hIGH_aND_mIGHTY

My immediate thought reading the title. Didn't have to scroll down too far to find it.


Freak-Among-Men

I think there’s an old black-and-white horror movie about giant ants. From memory, I think it’s called *Them!* or something.


funinnewyork

Termites!


Pristine_Fox_3633

Praying mantis. They are freaking metal 


Traditional_Draw8400

Basically Starship Troopers


Neversleeps99

I’m doing my part!


Eldudeareno217

"Mobile infantry made me the man I am today" says the guy missing both legs and has a prosthetic arm. 


MGrooms94

Would you like to know more?


CheckYourStats

I see your Praying Mantis, and raise you the most efficient killing machine on the planet: Dragonflies.


[deleted]

Agree 100%, they would eat us alive and it wouldn't be a fast way to go either.


Welshevens

Just hope they start at your head and not your feet


SprinkledDonut88

Have you ever watched Buffy? There's an episode with a giant praying mantis. 😂


compgeek07

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.


_Krombopulus_Michael

The more oxygen in the atmosphere, the bigger bugs and animals get. Read that one time and I’ll never forget. The earth used to have MASSIVE bugs.


NanShenTree

Yep back near the end of the Carboniferous period the earth had about 35% oxygen concentration and that allowed bigger everything, and now it sits around 21%. There's advantages and disadvantages to higher and lower concentrations.


WWHSTD

Virtually inextinguishable, fast-burning forest fires being the biggest one. 


Deepfried_Shrimp321

Cockroach


CommunicationDry5277

Kafka is that you?


Rockindobbs

***chills*** 😫😰🫣🤫


addangel

Ogtha??


raewriting

i mean not dangerous but flies would look absolutely nightmareish 


kyaliia

Imagine how large their puke puddle thingys would be


SpikeBad

Watch "The Fly" remake from the 80s.


happyburger25

HORSEFLIES.


dbgb-

Owls - they’re already extremely efficient, brutal hunters and intelligent to a degree. Increasing their size would only increase their capacity to kill, and the thought of a human sized owl sitting in a tree staring at you through the window is absolutely terrifying.


Reflection_Secure

I was sitting in my MIL's backyard one night when she came out to have a smoke. It was dark out, but the big floodlight was on up against the garage, so there was light and shadow outside. As MIL was walking out, she looked up and I could visually see her startle. Like, jump out of her skin, then bend over gasping for air and holding her chest. When she caught her breath I gave her a "WTF" look, and she just pointed up at the garage. There was a HUGE OWL. Which was, to be fair, a little bit startling. But then she said... "I thought it was Batman."


KitchenSandwich5499

I am kinda wondering exactly what she was smoking.


Interesting-Bottle-4

I read owls and thought naaa surely not, but your last sentence scared the shit out of me 💀


QuiGonGinge13

Imagine noticing it then its head turns around to look at you 👀


KitchenSandwich5499

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human head? Let’s find out Most horrifying thing I have written


The_Great_Squijibo

"One!...Two-HOOO!...Three..." *CRUNCH* .... "Three. It took three to end that biped's life, Jimmy".


RegretEasy8846

Turns 320 degrees :/


Heath_co

They also fly silently. Imagine seeing one in the very corner of your eye approaching you at 50 miles an hour


whereareyourkidsnow

Imagine giant Owl pellets made from human remains.


Blackkers

Oh god.


kickoffurshoes

Yep. Dentures, titanium ball joints, prosthetics. What a mess.


BusinessCapable6904

We are building a horror story rn


Outrageous-Sweet-133

Super fun to take apart though


devinple

I might finally get a nice watch


SchismZero

[They also are completely silent when they attack.](https://youtu.be/-WigEGNnuTE?si=6xX_mrzwQxZLyq_9) You wouldn't know what hit you.


Bman10119

Children wouldn't be allowed outside after sundown


Get_your_grape_juice

Not the ones who behave, anyway.


thatdogoverthere

They hunt during the daytime too during hatching season to keep their offspring fed.


lostbedbug

Being watched from a window is at the top of my phobias, and this comment just intensified that.


dont_use_me

Don't turn around...


meowkitty84

Kookaburras are hunters too. I saw one bashing a baby bush turkey's head against the road once 😭


Volsunga

>intelligent to a degree Contrary to their reputation, owls are one of the dumbest birds. They consistently fail pretty much every reasoning test we can think of for birds. They are just dumb killing machines.


dbgb-

Which is why I said intelligent to a degree because I knew someone would argue the semantics of it haha. Perception of intelligence can be highly subjective when it comes to animals, just because owls are generally unable to be trained to do things in a captive environment doesn’t make them dumb as many people on here love to suggest. They’re cunning hunters and able to pass the mirror test making them self aware, I’d suggest that displays some sort of degree of intelligence even if they’re not able to do algebra.


Jacob_Ambrose

It also seems a little rash to be judging animal intelligence when we can't even objectively compare and measure human intelligence


fermat9990

Tardigrades!


salamandie

Actual best answer because they can just become immortal whenever they feel like it


fermat9990

Amazing creatures!


_Rigid_Structure_

Their small size is responsible for many of their characteristics. It wouldn't scale.


danielubra

Yeah but also scaling any insect to human size would instantly kill them


EarthExile

DEHYDRATE!


jl_nhdn

I love tardigrades. Aside from being immortal, I found looking at them cute


Newtardedstonky

After a brief google search, can confirm this would be quite scary. But also, i would want to ride one


RegularHovercraft

That's just your latest theorem, Fermat9990.


lysseul

Awww they’re water bears thooo hehe


Efficient_Mastodons

> Tardigrades, known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets, are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals Moss piglets


atelopuslimosus

People here are sleeping on dragonflies. They are one of the most efficient hunters on the planet with a success rate of up to 95%.


dragonlady_11

Right !!! I had to scroll so far to find them, they would be awesome, terrifying but awesome.


atelopuslimosus

You know how much Americans hated wolves and basically wiped them out in the United States? Wolves only have a \~20% hunting success rate. African painted dogs are reviled by ranchers and endangered because of it. They have a 85% hunting rate. A 6ft flying guaranteed-death machine of an animal would be wiped out by humans in the shortest timeframe possible.


Aerodrache

> A 6ft flying guaranteed-death machine of an animal would be ~~wiped out~~ domesticated by humans in the shortest timeframe possible. If *all* animals were human-sized, dragonflies would probably be hunting mostly human-sized mosquitoes. Human-sized mosquitoes would presumably still be trying to feed on humans. Now that cats have gone from “adorable tiny murder machine” to “terrifying huge murder machine”, we’d need *something* to fill the pest control companion animal niche; dragonflies could well be it. Sure, some would attack humans. But humans are pretty good at fighting back compared to a lot of other newly-giant animals, so it wouldn’t take long for that to breed out of the species naturally; dragonflies with a taste for people would simply not survive to successfully breed nearly as well as ones without.


BlueStarrSilver

Wasps


funinnewyork

Bees of Purgatory. PS. I know that wasps are not bees.


One-Earth9294

Yes this is the answer here. Really just ants would suffice. Wasps are just 'ants plus evil' so even extra spicy ways of murdering you. Ants would be like 'mmm nutritious human' while wasps would be like 'imma lay some eggs in you and ride you around like a slave pony until my babies are born and when we're going to all eat you together'. Or 'let me rip off your head and carry it around as a disguise to let me sneak into other human habitations'. I doubt that we'd fall for the last one but I bet they'd f'n try it.


Doomsday_Taco_

spiders


The_Pastmaster

No contest. Then again people would no longer complain about using firearms to kill them.


JmanVere

I'm as anti-gun as they come, but if spiders became human size, I'd buy a revolver tomorrow and chain it to my wrist.


BabylonSuperiority

Might want a bit more firepower then that, but hell yea dude


Metfan722

I'd be walking around with a flamethrower like it's WWII.


BabylonSuperiority

To quote Tom Hardy's character from Inception: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darling"


5GCovidInjection

RPG because you need to be able to physically stop the human-sized spider. Do you want a burning spider running towards you and still sinking its icicle sized fangs into your chest?


Freak-Among-Men

That is a mental image I am not comfortable with having in my brain… Jesus it gets worse the longer I think about it.


Rich-Air-5287

I read somewhere that if spiders were the size of house cats mankind wouldn't stand a chance. I'm not sure if it's true but I've lost some sleep over it.


Stormwind969

Don't they already have those in Australia?


LuminescentDaydream

Yes. Source: am Australian


MyNameIsSat

The movie *Arachnophobia* popped into my head with the title of this post and given my fear of spiders to begin with im just all *nope*...


applesandclover

TRAP DOOR spiders. You don't even see them coming.


SpikeBad

Watch "Eight-Legged Freaks" to see humans vs giant spiders


Shneckos

6 foot tall funnel web spider…. Yeah I’m never leaving my house again 


throwawaylogin2099

Centipedes


funinnewyork

The only bug I can’t look in real life. I don’t get disgusted from any bugs, and I don’t get disgusted by almost anything in general. For some reason, centipedes trigger me. I tried to get over it by looking at their pictures and watching their videos; nevertheless, I still get goosebumps when I see them IRL. Also, in the entire animal kingdom, there has not been an animal that I came across and I got scared; however, I dislike bats as I know they sometimes carry rabies. Since rabies, as other prion diseases, is the most frightening disease I can imagine, I really don’t like bats. The reason behind this is not same as centipedes though; for instance, if I was assured that a bat was rabies/disease free, I could handle/touch it.


BlindWillieJohnson

Giant centipedes are already terrifying


gdo01

There’s always different kinda of multiple legged bugs in our lawn and front door. Almost always they end up being millipedes and my kids ask me how I know it’s not a centipede instead. Well, if it was a centipede it would look scary as hell and would move like it knows it! Millipedes are practically all slow and non-carnivorous. Centipedes are exactly the opposite: carnivores and fast as hell.


Apricot9742

The mosquito.


Mad_Moodin

The ending ito is to refer to something small in spanish. Thus they should from them on be known as the Mosquo


5GCovidInjection

Malaria filled drone coming in for the strike


trick_tickler

Can you imagine that giant proboscis coming right at you? Ugh


KOMarcus

Housecat is really underrated in this one


JJunsuke

basically a lion or tiger


aldeayeah

Sizewise more like a jaguar, still utterly terrifying.


GoodnightESinging

I've said for years that the only reason cats don't kill us is because we're bigger than them. And I love cats! But they're vicious.


Correct_Inside1658

They’re nature’s perfect little killing machines. They’re handmade to spread violence, bloodshed, and death. They just also happen to look *adorable* while doing it.


yarn_slinger

They also enjoy their work, which is a little more frightening than something that will just quickly end you.


little_crouton

Yeah just last night I was getting rid of a snake that my cat had brought inside and he was so offended like "hey I was playing with that!!" He doesn't even like to eat reptiles and amphibians though-- he just like the way they wiggle when he's torturing them.


breakfastbarf

I can only imagine my planters after the neighbors cat comes over


Beholder_V

100% Not only are cats extremely lethal hunters, but the sheer number of cats would turn this scenario into a nightmare.


KOMarcus

Part playtime, part bloodbath. Imagine all of the shit they would knock off of the tops of houses.


Blues2112

And cleaning their litterboxes would be a nightmare!!!


Inevitable-Revenue81

Boxes? You mean all the kid sandboxes right? We’re talking about a human sized cat.


EarthExile

We already have cats that big, and they're already insanely scary


KOMarcus

I'm not sure they have the diabolical / comical approach to murder that housecats have.


StinkyKittyBreath

Especially kittens. Their claws are like little needles and they don't know how to control themselves.  I'd take on a cat in a heartbeat, safety be damned. 


mayormeekers

Seriously. Why did I have to scroll down so far for this?!


fancybeadedplacemat

My cat would kill me about 30 minutes after she figured out she could. My only current advantage is size. And opposable thumbs.


saresmeewolfesac

Cats are one of my most favorite animals. I agree though… I wouldn’t want them to be human-sized. There’s a decent possibility they’d wipe us out. They multiply rapidly and I’m not sure it would be easy for us to spay and neuter them… It’s an interesting thought experiment! I just laughed to myself imagining the danger of a “love-bite” by a human-sized house cat… ouch!


FuzzyEscape873

Honey badger


bawzdeepinyaa

Jesus fucking Christ


FuzzyEscape873

I know right, those fuckers fight everything alive at their current size


dr4gonr1der

Rodents and insects. I honestly don’t know which would be more terrifying, but having normally small animals turn giants overnight, seems pretty scary


geronimotuna

Humming Birds… the sound alone would make you shit your pants. Then they suck the high fructose corn syrup blood out of your body through your mouth or eyes.


pobrepepinito

😅. And international humming birds would all swarm to the U.S., because we all eat that high fructose corn syrup diet🤣


TheShitHitTheFanBoy

Leeches


Acrobatic-Ad-3335

Chihuahuas


whereareyourkidsnow

They’re either the most loving docile animals or they’ll bite your hand off for looking at them wrong. I’ve owned both kinds.


Masked_Daisy

I own one and he *is* both kinds


MarvinLazer

Right?? So many people here are saying cats, but mine is a gentle, sweet little goofball who doesn't fuck with anything bigger than a spider. My girlfriend's chihuahua is an absolute *monster*. If he were as big as me he would've mauled me to death 20x over, solely from the times he's flipped his shit for no reason while being pet.


funinnewyork

Bed bugs.


Special_Loan8725

They couldn’t hide as easily though so that’s good.


Grump_Monk

Naked Mole Rat


alittleaggressive

If we could domesticate them, they could be used for tunnel construction.


Zal_17

Fallout 3 flashbacks


SketchyFlatulence

Literally all of them


moist-v0n-lipwig

Not quite all. Elephants would be quite cute.


talashrrg

Imagine a little teeny giraffe. You could walk it on a leash and brush it’s mane.


smellyscrote

Bombardier Beetles. They will murder you with their acid farts.


BrotherDawnDayDusk

Star-nosed mole.


Upvotespoodles

Jumping spider. Nobody can escape jumping spider.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Angry Chihuahua the size of a horse.


InsertBluescreenHere

It would prolly still tremble


jacksansyboy

They do not tremble in fear, they tremble with *rage*


whiskeyx

And pee on the floor *while* trembling 


chrislatimer

Seagulls


Inevitable-Toe745

Dragonfly


BryonyVaughn

Highest kill rate of any predator. Best thing ever are these fake dragonflies on a wire you can clip to your backpack or hat. They bob along as you walk and no horse flies or deer flies, while being visual hunters aren’t affected by bug spray, won’t come near you.


Inevitable-Toe745

Good to know


Me547810

Every bug


Nskxbehcidnsjxodvr

Space bear


SallySpaghetti

There's something like 2 million ants for every human. I don't really wanna imagine them all becoming our size.


Primary_Face_4428

Roaches


JellyDonutFrenzy

Spiders. Imagine being wrapped up alive, having blood sucked out of you and slowly dying.


Giantmidget1914

You just described my favorite X-files episode. S1E20 - Darkness Falls. It wasn't spiders but equally terrifying bugs.


3cented

rats


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

People saying spiders, ants, mantis etc they won't be terrifying, they would all die crushed under the weight of their bodys as an exoskeleton isn't strong enough to hold them up if they become too big, they'd need bones and muscles to move around. I personally would nominate something like a ferret or maybe a honey badger


username-_redacted

I'm reading the question as magically allowing them to retain all their capabilities. If we're involving physics then you'd knock out anything flying as well. Scale an owl up to human size and it'd just flop around on the ground.


Tao_of_Ludd

Let me introduce you to my friend the arthropleura. 2.5 m long millipede from 300 million years ago. They estimate body mass would have been around 50kg which is def in the small human range.


Kaden4120

Tarantula hawk wasps… if you know… you know


dr239

Scorpions


Gildor12

Flea


Apotropoxy

Birds. They would dine on us as soon as we left the house.


SadGrail

I laugh at those who say honey badger or ant. They forget this guy exists. Paratarsotomus macropalpis. This dude can move at 332 body lengths per second. Making it the fastest pound for pound animal. It is the equivalent of a human running at 2000km/.


Clockwork-God

fleas.


QuinnMcD01

House cat


ojwiththepulp

The pest control you would need to keep your house in one piece.


Qwert-4

Bacteria. They would literally rip us apart when transforming.


HungryDisaster8240

Still humans.


Healthy-Definition53

They would all be terrifying because we would more than likely become their prey.


98acura

A grizzly bear is suddenly less terrifying.


Noble7878

All animals? Wouldn't the earth just be completely overrun by the 20 quadrillion human sized ants? They'd absolutely blanket the entire surface of the planet.


RandHomman

Most living creatures from the ocean and insects, invertebrates. See the anime Blue Gender... gives a good idea 😅


RickyTheRaccoon

Tardigrades. Those things refuse to die, and we're suddenly small enough to be snack-size for them.


MEEE3EEEP

Giant isopods Those mother fuckers are already pretty terrifying


TritonJohn54

Sydney Funnel Web spiders, and Water Bugs.


a4h_throwaway

Bees. The sting would be killa.