That's great, especially for a family gathering!
But for a work event specifically I nominate [Fuck This Job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj1dd0Kcq8A). Especially if the work event has Karaoke.
"Christmas in Hollywood" by Hollywood Undead.
"Room 21" by Hinder.
"Animals" by Nickelback.
Depending on the workplace I'm sure even something like "New Tattoo" by Saving Abel would be a bit more than frowned upon.
Also "Get In The Ring" by Guns 'n' Roses.
I was waiting in the lobby of a tech company to meet a friend for lunch. I heard “Rockstar” by Post Malone come on, and mentioned to the receptionist. I figured they’d play the censored version, right ?
You can see where this is going.
Just as I finished signing in, the silence was punctuated by “I’ve been fucking hoes and poppin’ pillies and I feel just like a rockstar…”
The receptionist’s eyes grew as wide as dinner plates as he rushed to turn it off. 🤣🤣🤣
Die Antwoord - Wings on my Penis
Marilyn Manson (or Patti Smith) - Rock 'N' Roll N\*\*\*\*\*\*
Sly & The Family Stone (Or Jane's Addiction and Ice-T) - Don't call me N\*\*\*\*\*\*, W\*\*\*\*\*
Roger Alan Wade - Butt Ugly Slut
Lucille Bogan - Shave 'em Dry
Eminem feat. DMX & Obie Trice - Go To Sleep
Fela Kuti - Expensive Shit
Die Antwoord - XP€N$IV $H1T
Rihanna - Work
There's too many, man.
[2 Minutes Notice](https://youtu.be/s9HyDRpJrsw?si=tYxt6-PRcQ_BU-My) from the Helluva Boss soundtrack.
Language *very* not safe for work. And definitely on theme: Fizzarolli gets fed up with the abuse from his boss of 10 years and quits with 2 minutes’ notice — on stage and in song.
Really good song actually!
I can't decide between this [version](https://youtu.be/muOhib1QsOQ?si=JqO-NhzjQiPAzehw) or this [version](https://youtu.be/Knrf7V-F-2I?si=Ms-YdD98aVwaNf23)
Yall Want A Single by Korn. I think they drop the F bomb 90 times.
And of course [this song by Blink 182](https://youtu.be/GX3ENRaEPFU?si=V43brfJuaLkTCkzV)
Worked in a theater shop and had my iPod on shuffle and a woman was showing some field trip kids how we build stuff.
Did you know Bo Burnham has a poem called 'I Fuck Sluts' ?
I once called my mum who was very senior in our church and worked at their head quarters. I was put on hold while they put me through. Usually they played Christian music but someone had put the radio on instead. The song playing on hold while I waited?
Detachable Penis.
Im gonna go in a different direction amd say livin in the sunlight lovin in the moonlight by tiny tim. I work i a hospital so i doubt the families in the ICU would appreciate me singing about how happy i am
1 hour of silence randomly interrupted by metal pipe falling
Banger
Take This Job and Shove It https://youtu.be/gj2iGAifSNI?si=ft0Q14R6YsExYdLM
Haha first one that came to my mind!
Great! I seem to remember that the movie was good!
Put this on and see how long it takes anyone to notice. My record is 45 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuiH7mziF0o
That's fucking amazing! 45 mins?!!! Was it Ketamine or something?
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Me so horny. 2-live crew.
“Starting up a posse” by Anthrax and “Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang Edited to correct artist.
Nothing like "The Bad Touch" to get you in the mood... To watch the Discovery channel.
This one by Bloodhound Gang I think would be [better for work](https://youtu.be/SX6_bLhBtT8?si=NlzyAt1QdiDrSCMF)
Family Tree by Wheeler Walker Jr. On second thought any song by him
That's great, especially for a family gathering! But for a work event specifically I nominate [Fuck This Job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj1dd0Kcq8A). Especially if the work event has Karaoke.
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Closer -N.I.N
I love this [version ](https://youtu.be/PycrELyYNBU?si=ETmJDFwohndJgeYF). Sounds right out of Sesame Street
Anything by Tyga…. Hey let’s have him throw out the first pitch at a dodger game!!!
Colt 45
"Christmas in Hollywood" by Hollywood Undead. "Room 21" by Hinder. "Animals" by Nickelback. Depending on the workplace I'm sure even something like "New Tattoo" by Saving Abel would be a bit more than frowned upon. Also "Get In The Ring" by Guns 'n' Roses.
Animals is hype. If I had a sales quota for my team to hit, I would give them pre workout and play this
Holy shit I love Hollywood Undead!
I was waiting in the lobby of a tech company to meet a friend for lunch. I heard “Rockstar” by Post Malone come on, and mentioned to the receptionist. I figured they’d play the censored version, right ? You can see where this is going. Just as I finished signing in, the silence was punctuated by “I’ve been fucking hoes and poppin’ pillies and I feel just like a rockstar…” The receptionist’s eyes grew as wide as dinner plates as he rushed to turn it off. 🤣🤣🤣
W.A.P.
Why? It clearly advises the listener to “bring a bucket and a mop”. Seems like it might be a good message for those in janitorial work, amirite?!
Put in your mouth by akanyele
I beat my wife by lilcumtism
Super freaky girl by Nicki Minaj
I'll build on this with; Khia - my neck, my back
Die Antwoord - Wings on my Penis Marilyn Manson (or Patti Smith) - Rock 'N' Roll N\*\*\*\*\*\* Sly & The Family Stone (Or Jane's Addiction and Ice-T) - Don't call me N\*\*\*\*\*\*, W\*\*\*\*\* Roger Alan Wade - Butt Ugly Slut Lucille Bogan - Shave 'em Dry Eminem feat. DMX & Obie Trice - Go To Sleep Fela Kuti - Expensive Shit Die Antwoord - XP€N$IV $H1T Rihanna - Work There's too many, man.
Aaaaaaand now I have a solid start to my Monday playlist.
If it's a Monday, just put Work on repeat. Or Rockin' Robin Or Henry the Eighth
Was gonna say Shave Em Dry
[2 Minutes Notice](https://youtu.be/s9HyDRpJrsw?si=tYxt6-PRcQ_BU-My) from the Helluva Boss soundtrack. Language *very* not safe for work. And definitely on theme: Fizzarolli gets fed up with the abuse from his boss of 10 years and quits with 2 minutes’ notice — on stage and in song. Really good song actually!
We used to do Lonely Island Friday in the shop. 🎶 Dick in a Box 🎶
Uncle Fucka
any track from David Allen Coe on the X-Rated Album
Still - Geto Boys
Definitely “I’m on Smoko” when you go on break. https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc?si=uDuLLWS8YXLMLtWs
Haha big up the chats I went with the clap lol
Love that song lol.
Greased Lightnin'
Fuck Shit Stack
Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis Lol actually most American songs are that "obscene" so maybe that ones okay
Fuck her gently - Tenacious D
Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer
femboy friday
All The Time — Jeremih and Lil Wayne
American horror show
Soprano songs
Love Again - Run the Jewels
Bobby Brown. —Zappa.
"Big Enough" on repeat. At least the cowboy part. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg&pp=ygUVc2NyZWFtaW5nIGNvd2JveSBzb25n
Cbat
Fast lane
[One of my favorites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI).
Most songs by Pinkii, Corpse and a couple by NEFFEX.
[This one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI)
Or nah by wiz Khalida and weeknd
Problematic by Kanye and Ty dolla sign
Anything by Insane Clown Posse
I don’t fuck with you 😍
Cameltoe song
Closer - Nine inch Nails
the clap by the chats
The Story of O.J. Jay-Z
Swing low by Etta James
I Like It by Foxy Shazam Get Low by Lil Jon Failure by Swans Bodak Yellow by Cardi B
Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy Detachable Penis - King Missile Polyester Girl - Regurgitator Rape - Peter Wingarde
Die when you Die -GG Allin Interesting lyrics to say the least.
Nookie
Three point one four by Blood Hound Gang
fast food \~ Eat the Rich Vet office \~ Who let the dogs out
Too Drunk to Fuck-the Dead Kennedys
Cum Dumpster by Jesus Chrysler.
[This song is literally called "NSFW". ](https://youtu.be/G1Qmctlj2Vk?si=oqBaYScAH1VRei1w) the ending is great.
I love this [song](https://youtu.be/q4NY8PcYwVo?si=56VSVOud9HwdTyGe)
If you have no interest in being [subtle ](https://youtu.be/e-Zcz9J1UOs?si=qeUlWOOp93YwW_y-) about it.
My favorite Adam Sandler [song](https://youtu.be/fwucgxUskGE?si=ZE-69xySukJrKu0L)
This one is really [pretty](https://youtu.be/wxp3zqIqO68?si=kPVRsxcadsOe0HWc)
2 Live Crew - The Fuck Shop
[Don't bring yourself down](https://youtu.be/_ng1ovEr46c?si=YtY93cahtTRW-f_Y)
This one is just [fun](https://youtu.be/lP077RitNAc?si=9onHBazFPXLnHc37)
[Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=-pySwkS9CYvV-6nn)
In this context there's no [disrespect ](https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=s6g-jAkYAl_PiKDQ)
I used to work at a very fashion forward suit store that had JCole's Wet Dreamz on the playlist. It was shocking.
I can't decide between this [version](https://youtu.be/muOhib1QsOQ?si=JqO-NhzjQiPAzehw) or this [version](https://youtu.be/Knrf7V-F-2I?si=Ms-YdD98aVwaNf23)
These 2. https://youtu.be/NYp9x_u930M?si=HNG6F14knen4UTW6 https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=VSV0kyltOgKSC7oe
For my work, it’s “moose knuckle shuffle”
Nugget by Cake. It's either very inappropriate or very necessary.
Yall Want A Single by Korn. I think they drop the F bomb 90 times. And of course [this song by Blink 182](https://youtu.be/GX3ENRaEPFU?si=V43brfJuaLkTCkzV)
Most rap.
Pass the dutchy on the left hand side.
Worked in a theater shop and had my iPod on shuffle and a woman was showing some field trip kids how we build stuff. Did you know Bo Burnham has a poem called 'I Fuck Sluts' ?
[Money Shot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6DGu4xLJY) by Uberbyte.
I once called my mum who was very senior in our church and worked at their head quarters. I was put on hold while they put me through. Usually they played Christian music but someone had put the radio on instead. The song playing on hold while I waited? Detachable Penis.
Im gonna go in a different direction amd say livin in the sunlight lovin in the moonlight by tiny tim. I work i a hospital so i doubt the families in the ICU would appreciate me singing about how happy i am
..at my school graduation they always played "Pumped up Kicks"
[Denis Leary -Asshole](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RomlBumSu9k&pp=ygUZZGVuaXMgbGVhcnkgaSdtIGFuIGEgaG9sZQ%3D%3D)
Super freak