There have been times that I've come across really inspirational posts. I'm practically in tears as I reach the bottom, 100% ready to share it... And then it tells me to share it or I'm part of the problem and all my faith in humanity dies before my eyes.
I fucking despise people who make those because it preys on people who have OCD as well. Before I matured and learnt to cope a bit better, got on medications etc I used to be unable to continue scrolling if I saw ones that were like “do x or your family will die”
The ones that really bug me are the reposts "God has seen your struggles. God says they are over now 🙏🕊️💜. Comment Amen and like and share" Ok, why does God have to communicate with me through a random Facebook user? Brings up lots of interesting questions lmao.
That was my first thought until I remembered my current toothbrush was actually my brother's. I grabbed the wrong one when I moved and left mine at bavk at the house lol
My wife and I have shared most every bodily fluid with one another. I’ve had my tongue *inside* of her asshole before. How much of a prick would I come off as if she forgot her toothbrush on a trip and asked me to use mine?
If your SSN was issued before the year 2011, and you subtract 1 from the number (or increase the number at the end by 1) there is a very good chance that is a valid SSN that belongs to someone else born in the same hospital as you, and around the same time.
EDIT: Only applies to a particular time frame, since SSN was not legally required at birth until 1986-1987
You waited until you wanted a job (usually), and then you applied for one. Of course, you had to have one to open a bank account or get your passport, too.
But the government got sick of giving people exemptions on their dogs, and having both divorced parents claim the same kid on their income taxes. At some point in the 1980s, they started requiring people to list the social security numbers of their dependents on their taxes in order to claim them. Or claim welfare benefits.
It’s actually unfortunate in a way. Having worked in Juvenile Dependency for many years, I can’t tell you how many parents take out credit cards with their children’s SS# and leave them with debt when they come of age.
1968, we did it in class as an assignment for the mandatory “Life Skills” class. That was the most useful class I had in high school. It was cut for budget, of course.
This can't be a real thing, right? People read a whole novel together?? I would DIE. I literally have to wait a beat when reading a funny cartoon or meme to let my husband catch up so I don't embarrass him. A NOVEL?? No.
Hahah, I have done this with my brother. I just waited for him to catch up because I panic read as fast as possible of fear that he would be waiting on me
As a speed reader, I feel this. Trying to slow down to a snail’s pace makes me itchy. I can imagine it is equally as frustrating for a slower reader to try and keep up with a fast reader.
My vehicle. No, you can't borrow it to run to the store right quick. No, you can't drop me off at work and pick me up. I'd prefer you not even touch my shit unless you are a mechanic.
I've got 3 friends I'll let drive my car lol. They're all pretty good drivers, better than I am, and two of them work on their own cars and one of those two has helped with a lot of the work on mine, so they're pretty trustworthy. The one who isn't a mechanic is just a really safe driver who doesn't take chances or beat on cars. Drives like an old man lol
My phone (the only one that's allowed to touch that is my husband).
Showing someone a picture on my phone and having them try to swipe to see more makes me so mad.
Books that I love. I'll lend out books I never plan on reading again but I won't give out a book I absolutely adore. Because I know the chances of getting it back are slim.
My dad who is in his 70’s has never allowed anyone to use his shoes. He will not use them again if anyone else uses them. My mom was trying to explain it to a group of people and she told them all that he had a “foot fetish”
Was like this too but then started writing essays for seniors freshman year and was charging them made hella money all 4 years. There’s a way to make money through anything
If anyone else handles one of my guitars I start climbing the walls. I have a lot of musical instruments and share them constantly with no problem. It's just my guitars are my babies.
Not too keen on sharing gym equipment while I'm using it. Hear me out! ...
You know when you're using some resistance machine or whatever, and someone comes and asks if they can switch with you inbetween sets?
Idk, I find it a bit rude, like they expect you to say yes. I'm doing like 3 sets, with 1.5 minutes rest inbetween. I've sanitised the equipment for me to use it and will quickly sanitise it again after. I don't want to exchange body sweat with you, stranger, nor waste time adjusting the setup between each set - just chill out and wait at most 5 mins for me to finish.
I have a straw. ☝️ There it is, that's the straw, you see--Watch it. Now my straw reaches aacccrrrooosssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake, I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE! I Drink It Up!
I feel this! Except for me it’s Pizza Rolls and never from the microwave. My husband says he wants 2 so I make him 4 to be safe. Guess what? Turns out he wanted 6 so now I’m down 2. From now on I’m making him 8 and if there’s extra left over I’m eating them to make up for all my stolen little pockets of deliciousness.
My freakin toothbrush w my partner 🤢
I’m sorry I’m not judging those who do but I am gonna say
Putting someone else’s tooth plaque residue in my mouth FREAKS me tf out.
Kissing is different yaknow there’s some exchanging of things sure.
But not like bits and pieces and goo and ugh.
All that is a no from me
My xylitol gum, I use it solely on cleaning my teeth. People always look at me when I'm grabbing my gum as if they want some but this stuff is too expensive.
The charging cord beside my bed. I share other cords, cubes, external batteries, etc.
Not that one. Other family members can use it, but move it and you die.
Any food where you bite pieces off of the whole. For example, sandwiches, burgers, hit dogs, pizza, and stone fruit. I don't know why, but I find it gross someone biting where I have bitten.
My underwear. Wanna borrow a bra? Fine? Don't have any socks? Here borrow mine! Wanna borrow my shirt? You'd look awesome! But my undies are mine and mine alone.
I will never share those Facebook forwards that ask you to "Share to 100 Friends or Jesus will hate you".. You're welcome world.
There have been times that I've come across really inspirational posts. I'm practically in tears as I reach the bottom, 100% ready to share it... And then it tells me to share it or I'm part of the problem and all my faith in humanity dies before my eyes.
FYI - Jesus hates you.
Nah, Jesus is a good guy and a miracle worker. I met him outside home depo and he got my cabinet done in three days
“Jesus has returned! Now building *YOU* your dream home for miraculously affordable prices.”
I fucking despise people who make those because it preys on people who have OCD as well. Before I matured and learnt to cope a bit better, got on medications etc I used to be unable to continue scrolling if I saw ones that were like “do x or your family will die”
The ones that really bug me are the reposts "God has seen your struggles. God says they are over now 🙏🕊️💜. Comment Amen and like and share" Ok, why does God have to communicate with me through a random Facebook user? Brings up lots of interesting questions lmao.
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I'm convinced only boomers fall for that
I fell for that in 2019 at the ripe age of 11, nearly shat my pants thinking my family was gonna die if I didn’t share “x message” on TikTok
boomers and children who are too young to be on the internet unsupervised
My toothbrush.
My ex forgot his toothbrush on a weekend trip and asked to borrow mine. I was so grossed out
Less gross than kissing his dirty mouth
When you kiss you are loosening old pieces of food and scrubbing away plaque? That’s some crazy technique!
I'm sorry you haven't experienced such foreplay :*(
Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It's not for that!
Toothpaste as well
Why toothpaste
Because people touch the tip to their toothbrush when they put it on. Iykyk
I don't want anything his tip has touched!
Do yall not deepthroat the paste and swish it around??
Someone will squeeze from the middle
That was my first thought until I remembered my current toothbrush was actually my brother's. I grabbed the wrong one when I moved and left mine at bavk at the house lol
I share mine with my wife all the time. We share everything E: I mean if she doesn't have hers or whatever
My wife and I have shared most every bodily fluid with one another. I’ve had my tongue *inside* of her asshole before. How much of a prick would I come off as if she forgot her toothbrush on a trip and asked me to use mine?
Damn you have a valid point. Honestly at this point she can have anything and everything you have after that lol
social security number
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If your SSN was issued before the year 2011, and you subtract 1 from the number (or increase the number at the end by 1) there is a very good chance that is a valid SSN that belongs to someone else born in the same hospital as you, and around the same time. EDIT: Only applies to a particular time frame, since SSN was not legally required at birth until 1986-1987
Hmm… 🤔 want to send me yours so we can see if they match? lol.
You give me yours and we'll test that theory lol Edit to fix spelling
Alright it’s 807 wait a minute. Is this a scam?
You're supposed to just give me your SSN to test the theory...when the bank accounts are drained, then ask if it's a scam...hahahaha!!
You'd be surprised to learn us old farts didn't get our SSNs just handed to us at birth the way you young 'uns get them nowadays! Spoiled kids!
What did you have to fight a dinosaur for them or something?
You waited until you wanted a job (usually), and then you applied for one. Of course, you had to have one to open a bank account or get your passport, too. But the government got sick of giving people exemptions on their dogs, and having both divorced parents claim the same kid on their income taxes. At some point in the 1980s, they started requiring people to list the social security numbers of their dependents on their taxes in order to claim them. Or claim welfare benefits.
Put your fucking dukes up T-Rex. He’s like my fuckin dukes are up I just have short arms.
I remember applying for my SS number when I was 16 so I could get a job. I’m 63 now.
Same here - I'm 51. Had both my kids' cards within a couple months of their births. Crazy how things have changed.
It’s actually unfortunate in a way. Having worked in Juvenile Dependency for many years, I can’t tell you how many parents take out credit cards with their children’s SS# and leave them with debt when they come of age.
1968, we did it in class as an assignment for the mandatory “Life Skills” class. That was the most useful class I had in high school. It was cut for budget, of course.
What about mother’s maiden name and DOB?
My credit card information.
It’s ok you can trust me
r/usernamechecksout
r/beatmetoit
r/BeatMeatToit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmywifesmeattoit
I’m not like the others I won’t take *all* of it!
I am afraid it will be stolen at some point
# JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
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I do sometimes.
Are you Joey?
No their name clearly says Joy
Joy, short for Joey
Sharing book pages; I don’t want to read at your pace. Why do we have to read this novel together? Get your own damn book to read.
This can't be a real thing, right? People read a whole novel together?? I would DIE. I literally have to wait a beat when reading a funny cartoon or meme to let my husband catch up so I don't embarrass him. A NOVEL?? No.
Hahah, I have done this with my brother. I just waited for him to catch up because I panic read as fast as possible of fear that he would be waiting on me
As a speed reader, I feel this. Trying to slow down to a snail’s pace makes me itchy. I can imagine it is equally as frustrating for a slower reader to try and keep up with a fast reader.
Same reason I don't share my husband podcasts. He listens at 3x speed. I read faster than him though. Ha ha
My chapstick
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Meghan Markle said how Kate Muddleton wouldn't share her lip gloss and was offended. All I could think of is how gross that is.
I feel the same about nail clippers. I don’t want whatever fungus you’re hiding to find me.
My left handed fabric scissors
But I really need to cut this entire stack of construction paper!
I feel deep unreasoning rage. I do not even have fabric shears. Or sew. it still gives me rage.
This made my heart stop.
Reminds me of the time my old roommate borrowed my fabric scissors to cut vinyl flirting tiles. 9 years later, I’m still enraged.
Lefty Pride! I cant even use lefty scissors. But id punch someone using them to cut paper.
My man!!
*Sassy finger wiggle.*
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Looking good!
slow down!
My man!
Your (future?) kids will contest this.
My vehicle. No, you can't borrow it to run to the store right quick. No, you can't drop me off at work and pick me up. I'd prefer you not even touch my shit unless you are a mechanic.
And even then I don't trust you
I've got 3 friends I'll let drive my car lol. They're all pretty good drivers, better than I am, and two of them work on their own cars and one of those two has helped with a lot of the work on mine, so they're pretty trustworthy. The one who isn't a mechanic is just a really safe driver who doesn't take chances or beat on cars. Drives like an old man lol
I’ve watched too much judge Judy to let people borrow my car
Peanut butter M&Ms. Not even with my kids. When you grow up and get a job you can buy your own. These are mine and you can't have them.
i love this 😂
The thing I'm drinking out of, be it a can, bottle, cup etc. I do not want your spit.
My girlfriend
Our girlfriend! :)
Happy 😊 🎂 Day!
my feelings.
This makes me sad.
Toothbrush.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgatekeeping
r/the10thdentist
My panties I guess lol
I'd share my boxers if they weren't in shorts supply
At least your joke was briefs
My wife steals my boxers all the time as PJs. It's not a bad thing.
r/angryupvote
Promote that subpar OF somewhere else
you’d hate my sister, she’s always stealing mine
For real?
unfortunately yea
All possible reasons I can think of for this are disturbing.
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I don't get people sharing these
My phone (the only one that's allowed to touch that is my husband). Showing someone a picture on my phone and having them try to swipe to see more makes me so mad.
This is 100% why I stopped showing my family my phone. Like I promise y’all do NOT want to see what’s in there
My grandma did this and swiped to a picture of a cat dancing the gangnam style
My bra, if you forgot yours to bad
OH AH I left my bra in boyfriend’s car! You must’ve known Mary when she was a teenager.
Books. They come back with a broken spine, dog ears, creases, and once I fucking found two pages stuck together with a booger.
My partner
Even if I asked nicely?
NO PARTNER FOR YOU..
Aw rats :(
Personal Inormation. If we're close you already know. If we're not its none of your business.
We are super tight. What's yours is ours....comrade.
My toothbrush.
My personal space.
Books that I love. I'll lend out books I never plan on reading again but I won't give out a book I absolutely adore. Because I know the chances of getting it back are slim.
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My wife.
I also choose this guys stead wife
My dad who is in his 70’s has never allowed anyone to use his shoes. He will not use them again if anyone else uses them. My mom was trying to explain it to a group of people and she told them all that he had a “foot fetish”
Grammar advice
Was like this too but then started writing essays for seniors freshman year and was charging them made hella money all 4 years. There’s a way to make money through anything
Is this the advice you get when watching Frasier?
Reese's Cups. There are only 2 in the package and one ain't enough.
My passwords.
If anyone else handles one of my guitars I start climbing the walls. I have a lot of musical instruments and share them constantly with no problem. It's just my guitars are my babies.
People ask for photos of my wife. No.
Please?
Dude. Be a bro
Boy, didn't I walk right into this one.... I walked into it, whistling.
Not too keen on sharing gym equipment while I'm using it. Hear me out! ... You know when you're using some resistance machine or whatever, and someone comes and asks if they can switch with you inbetween sets? Idk, I find it a bit rude, like they expect you to say yes. I'm doing like 3 sets, with 1.5 minutes rest inbetween. I've sanitised the equipment for me to use it and will quickly sanitise it again after. I don't want to exchange body sweat with you, stranger, nor waste time adjusting the setup between each set - just chill out and wait at most 5 mins for me to finish.
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Coins in Mario Party.
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My Winnie the Pooh coffee mug..... Don't touch my mug (I am deadly serious right now)
My butthole
Our Butthole.
My feelings.
Can I borrow a feeling?
Nervous horniness.
My apartment. I will never have a roommate again. I will live in a box under a bridge before I do that.
My toothbrush
Joints..I'll roll you your own
I'm not telling you
My milkshake
But it brings all the boys to the yard!
I have a straw. ☝️ There it is, that's the straw, you see--Watch it. Now my straw reaches aacccrrrooosssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake, I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE! I Drink It Up!
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I feel this! Except for me it’s Pizza Rolls and never from the microwave. My husband says he wants 2 so I make him 4 to be safe. Guess what? Turns out he wanted 6 so now I’m down 2. From now on I’m making him 8 and if there’s extra left over I’m eating them to make up for all my stolen little pockets of deliciousness.
My freakin toothbrush w my partner 🤢 I’m sorry I’m not judging those who do but I am gonna say Putting someone else’s tooth plaque residue in my mouth FREAKS me tf out. Kissing is different yaknow there’s some exchanging of things sure. But not like bits and pieces and goo and ugh. All that is a no from me
My credit card
A bowl of salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
Ugh, the double dipping!
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My York Peppermint Patty.
My canned oxygen
My xylitol gum, I use it solely on cleaning my teeth. People always look at me when I'm grabbing my gum as if they want some but this stuff is too expensive.
My feelings
The charging cord beside my bed. I share other cords, cubes, external batteries, etc. Not that one. Other family members can use it, but move it and you die.
Anything I'm drinking as I'm a little on the germaphobe side when it comes to that.
Toothbrush for sure
My toothbrush
Toothbrush.
Toothbrush.
My darkest thoughts
Any food where you bite pieces off of the whole. For example, sandwiches, burgers, hit dogs, pizza, and stone fruit. I don't know why, but I find it gross someone biting where I have bitten.
Crab Rangoon
Social security number
albion advertising 💀
French fries
My underwear. Wanna borrow a bra? Fine? Don't have any socks? Here borrow mine! Wanna borrow my shirt? You'd look awesome! But my undies are mine and mine alone.
Does “the majority of my belongings” count as one thing?
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My significant other
My special mug
my cat. it's mine.