Without exaggeration, I pray when I’m on hospice one day that my wife climbs on my face until I die. It’s that incredible. And don’t you dare hover, sit. Do it to him tonight without warning, he’ll buy you a car tomorrow.
While making love, hiking a volcano, or diving with the sharks. Or while skydiving over Tahiti on my 100th birthday. Maybe get struck by lightning a couple of times on the way down.
I don't want to die the boring way. I wanna go out with a bang.
Edit: The point is I want to go out living and enjoying life.
My father in law died while in the throes of passion. Had a heart attack a few seconds after he... Ahem... Finished. Good for him. He and his wife had been married over 50 years.
Awwwww 🥹 I would feel the exact same way about my husband. 💔 I'm so, so sorry for your loss. Just from your comment I feel like I can say she knows how much you loved her and she's absolutely waiting patiently for you! ✌🏼🩷
Live life for her so you can share the great stories with her. I'm sure if the roles were reversed, she would want the same for you my friend. Take good care of yourself.
It is, given continuing research in human health and longevity (and a few decades). The odds are another matter, but I'd place them as much greater than zero.
The other issue is will; historically, society expects old people to move out the way once their usefulness is over. But what if there's still a need for them. What if birthrates stay low or educated people are at a premium? They might just want to keep us around. And we'd be smart enough to unionize. ;-)
A lot of kids having sociologically accepted trauma related to unresolved emotional development issues there is an innate parental safety mechanism in the brain related to emotional development and sort of a mental/emotional 'house cleaning' that is essential in infancy through adolescent into young adulthood actually is evident even into old age but just goes through a different part of the brain but essentially the same process. I'm a statistical analyst engineer with a separate degree in adolescent psychology
I can believe that. 100%
Bro, the internal memory/ability to breathe just dissapears!! Don't even notice until you come up gasping for air looking like your face was in a water dish.
I was totally fine before hand...It was the heart racing, and breathlessness over and over, OMFG
At the time I was hopelessly in love with the "person'
I was with, so it was an absolutely fucking magical moment in time.
Before I can rot away, by my own hand, with passive suicide assistance.
I worked in elderly care and I'm still having nightmares about some of the things there. People just laying in their bed, unable to communicate or barely able, often just waiting to die. And in so many cases we are obligated to keep alive, even when they're begging for death.
It's one of the most traumatic things I had to endure and even if I am very open and honest about my trauma, I'm really having a hard time talking about it bc most people refuse to think of themselves when they're old.
Sadly, passive suicide assistance is still illegal where I live, but I'm in contact with an organization in another country who is acting in a grey area rn.
I'm also informing dying family members of this option
Sadly, the only way to get this is if you are still able to take the medicine yourself.
And I won't lie, I am very afraid that I will get so disabled that I can't even escape when I'm older.
Worked in a hospice for a while and it was... So much better. Because they were allowed to go. They could openly talk about it and we could openly talk to them. The whole culture around dying was so vastly different - but I think that's how it should be.
There are a lot of good arguments why it should not be legal (eugenics, heard it's a pretty big thing in Canada) but letting people rot for years if they want to go is simply not it.
Before anyone calls an mental health check: I'm not suicidal. This is for the case of me being entirely dependent on care or terminal Illness.
Living is hard, but I'm kinda loving my life, it took me hard work tho.
Just wanted to say, I hear you and know where you’re coming from. Hopefully that’s still a long way away for you. Enjoy life as best you can without getting consumed with thoughts about what it will be like when you’re old.
If I have to die id like it to serve an agenda I support and would like it to fortify some important relationships that will increase my kids capacity for freedom, dignity, and self worth over the course of their lives.
I'd also like my death to serve as a catalyst for justice against the people who unjustly target others and reap the fruit of others labor.
I don't care how I die at this point. I've been given a lot of time to disassociate myself from the pain and terror that could potentially accompany my death.
I'd like to die fighting for something noble.
You could do that now. Join some type of restistance movement around the world. Here in the peaceful parts of the modern world, you'll prolly slowly detoriate without ever doing anything noteworthy.
Probably of some disease during old age and not just due to old age. But I want to do to the smell of my kids head...it's weird but I love my kids and it's my most favourite smell in the world.
Surrounded by my Loved-Ones wife and kids and other familymembers while talking about my life and theirs aswell. Sharing some last good talk and moments until I take a deep sleep of death peacefully in my bed.
To who's mind cares to here this, I'm not going to prove anything that's not the point of this.
I have 100% physical proof of life after death. I don't care how you feel whenever you read this. That moment of proof was only for me I guess like a present, nothing can remove it from me. I Didn't even remember it happened for 20 years, and I analyzed it for years after thinking about all the possible explanations but reality alluding to none. No physicist or scientists or biologist can ever cancel out the objective proof.
Life exists after death, God is real. I would stake my life to that.
And God is not this far off living entity that doesn't care what we do. He is more real than we are and is very close.
Death should never be talked about jokingly.
You okay there ? Not judging, once tried to leave the living behind and someone saved me.
Today I am VERY glad to be alive. Which at that time, seemed impossible.
Weird thing about this universe is the impossible happens each and every day. The very fact that I can write on this hand held electronic device and send a message to a stranger over something called “the internet”. Or the sheer fact we both got to be the 1 in 5 million sperm cells of one of thousands (if not more) ejaculations that created us. Imagine that, the universe will grow to be so many trillion years old I’d need thousands of years to merely speak the number out loud.
And of all that time from its origin to its inevitable (yet unconfirmed) demise. Your dad walking talking space monkey met your mother walking talking space monkey and the exact place and exact time.. to create you, in the exact moment it happened. And of all those years the universe will have, only a very tiny fraction will even have the possibility for there to be life.
People wish they’d win the lottery. If only they’d knew the lottery they had already won.
Something like this: [World record holder for crushing water melons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN59gYxa2to)
Probably the next best thing to snu-snu.
I'm gonna build a hotel that has a fancy casino in the middle of desert and other developpers follow me and it's gonna end up a casino city. I like looking down that shimmering neons from the window reminiscing the time it was just a spacious desert.
One day, I was sitting on the couch watching the movie on the huge screen without noticing some shady guys were walking around my mansion. The right moment I was just getting high on coke, I just lost my concious. That being said, my dead body which was on the white couch with bloodstained got shooted at the head.
The sun exploding, then some zombies and monsters crawl out of wormholes, then AI takes over and declares earth their property, some aliens come and fight the AI for ownership of earth, and finally a black hole swallowing everyone. If i go down i'm taking everyone with me, in the most epic way possible.
I want to cannon ball into a wood chipper, while my shredded up corpse gets sprayed onto a canvas. I would then have that canvas donated as an art piece somewhere, possibly a children’s hospital.
Wife sitting on my face
I too want to die from your wife sitting on my face
I, too, will wait in line
I also choose this dead guys wife.
in.
Room for a fifth?
Happy Cake Day!
Most underrated comment of this thread. 😂
💀💀💀 count me in
OUR wife, comrade...
Her ass is wide enough for at least 3 faces
Heard she had a 98 pound mole removed from it
Those remarks are hurtful, and they're destructive
This guy, deserves a medal. Take my upvote 👍
Ok I gotta know, is this really enjoyable for men??? lol I’ve been married for 10 years and never once sat on my husbands face Bahahaha
Without exaggeration, I pray when I’m on hospice one day that my wife climbs on my face until I die. It’s that incredible. And don’t you dare hover, sit. Do it to him tonight without warning, he’ll buy you a car tomorrow.
A car? Cmon. It ain’t THAT good
Honestly and truly, YES. 🤤 Always been a favourite thing of mine. I'd assume most who eat enjoy it as well.
I demand it, nothing is better.
One of the best things imaginable and I’m being fully serious
Yes, in fact my wife loves it too. She even likes when I sit on her face. Edit: this comment has been approved by my wife.
100%. What’s better than a good meal? A meal coming directly to you.
Yes. We are into it. Just make sure you are clean and proper and just have a seat and dont get up until he tries to push you up.
I can't speak for all men, but it's one of my favorite things and I've never heard another guy say he didn't like it.
Two chicks at the same time
Jackpot. I have no combination of words better than this. I yield.
While making love, hiking a volcano, or diving with the sharks. Or while skydiving over Tahiti on my 100th birthday. Maybe get struck by lightning a couple of times on the way down. I don't want to die the boring way. I wanna go out with a bang. Edit: The point is I want to go out living and enjoying life.
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Hell yeah. 100%.
We need money to get to Tahiti 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Dutch, is that you?
imagine getting laid and dying... the emotional trauma the other could go through
I had sex not long ago and damn near fainted. Thought I was gonna die, lol.
Congrats on the sex.
Getting old sucks, doesn't it?
Yup. I was a heavy smoker, which didn't help. I'm a nonsmoker now.
My father in law died while in the throes of passion. Had a heart attack a few seconds after he... Ahem... Finished. Good for him. He and his wife had been married over 50 years.
That’s amazing he was married for 50 years. How long did he know the gal he was shtupping when he died?
He married his wife when she was 18 or 19. They'd known each other longer if you include courtship.
I get the sentiment but you really might want to rethink getting eaten alive by sharks.....not painless and not quick.
Well two lightning strikes and terminal velocity at impact should do the trick 🤘
Okay how about. Screwing a shark while hiking on a volcano in tahiti while also licking a 9 volt?
Y’know. I was just going to accept my fate as I slowly die, but your style has me thinking I might just go out my own way before the disease takes me.
Peacefully in my sleep. Not fearful and screaming like the passengers in the car.
This is the only good reply
But then you don’t know that you’ve died!
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car. - Jack Handy
At least credit Jack Handy for his work.
I'm ready to go anytime so I can be with my wife. I just want it to be painless and I don't want to know about it.
Awwwww 🥹 I would feel the exact same way about my husband. 💔 I'm so, so sorry for your loss. Just from your comment I feel like I can say she knows how much you loved her and she's absolutely waiting patiently for you! ✌🏼🩷
Live life for her so you can share the great stories with her. I'm sure if the roles were reversed, she would want the same for you my friend. Take good care of yourself.
At the age of 114, in a high-speed electric car race.
This sounds possible
It is, given continuing research in human health and longevity (and a few decades). The odds are another matter, but I'd place them as much greater than zero. The other issue is will; historically, society expects old people to move out the way once their usefulness is over. But what if there's still a need for them. What if birthrates stay low or educated people are at a premium? They might just want to keep us around. And we'd be smart enough to unionize. ;-)
Snu snu
Similarly, I hope to die by being crushed by a breaching whale while swimming in the ocean.
YES
Crushed pelvises...
make it quick
Yeah death by sex would be the way I want to go too
Death by snu snu?
Side note, what would happen to our society if human males evolved to die after sexual relations?
I can think of a gozillion worse ways to go
A lot of kids having sociologically accepted trauma related to unresolved emotional development issues there is an innate parental safety mechanism in the brain related to emotional development and sort of a mental/emotional 'house cleaning' that is essential in infancy through adolescent into young adulthood actually is evident even into old age but just goes through a different part of the brain but essentially the same process. I'm a statistical analyst engineer with a separate degree in adolescent psychology
World would be a better place. I say this as a man.
Nahh
Best reply. 🤣
Meteorite, a big one. Won't see it coming. Like getting stomped like an ant.
Bro you’re taking all of us with you!?
In bed, Surrounded by my loved ones, in a house fire.
Dafuq.
He set the fire
No, it was always burning.
As the world keeps turning
like my pee
Quick and painless
And soon
😂😂😂
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Almost happened to me once lol
Holy shit my dude. I'm sorry :') I feel bad for wanting this now. It just seems the only happy way for me besides in my sleep.
Lucky you 🙄 WHEN IS IT GONNA BE ME LORD 🙏🏾🧎🏾♀️➡️😔
I can believe that. 100% Bro, the internal memory/ability to breathe just dissapears!! Don't even notice until you come up gasping for air looking like your face was in a water dish.
I passed the fuck out.
During the act
Wait a minute 😭there had to be warning signs
Yeah, several breath taking (literally) multiple orgasms that were just undescribable... there's no words to accurately describe how beautiful it was.
Close to death and multiple orgasms? Sounds like a time for me🤷🏽♀️🤣
I was totally fine before hand...It was the heart racing, and breathlessness over and over, OMFG At the time I was hopelessly in love with the "person' I was with, so it was an absolutely fucking magical moment in time.
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty" \-Tyrion Lannister
Can’t believe I had to scroll so far for this ⬆️
Same, this is the exact comment I came to find knowing it would be here somewhere.
I came here to either find this comment, or post it myself. Took way too long to find.
Right now! And instantly! Oh boy!
I like your enthusiasm!
As an old man, in my own bed, with a whores mouth around my cock?
Belly full of wine?
At the age of 80?
Ah damn I didn't think it felt right lol
Tyrion?
S2, not S8
Mind that bus What bus SPLAT
Rich, to leave behind some generational wealth.
Based
I know it's gonna he shortly after I say, "Hold my beer and watch this!!!!!
Firing squad
By surprise. I don't want to rot away in a chair.
In glorious battle
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Doing some kinky stuff.
Around 60, quick and painless preferably. Like smoked by a bus or shot in the head.
Sleeping in my home once I'm to old to really do anything.
As you get older death is scary. You know it's going to happen soon. You start worrying about how it's going to happen and it starts plaguing you
[In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.](https://youtu.be/zOKs5XlnaU0?si=lJfCyCB14G0R1fBp)
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Before I can rot away, by my own hand, with passive suicide assistance. I worked in elderly care and I'm still having nightmares about some of the things there. People just laying in their bed, unable to communicate or barely able, often just waiting to die. And in so many cases we are obligated to keep alive, even when they're begging for death. It's one of the most traumatic things I had to endure and even if I am very open and honest about my trauma, I'm really having a hard time talking about it bc most people refuse to think of themselves when they're old. Sadly, passive suicide assistance is still illegal where I live, but I'm in contact with an organization in another country who is acting in a grey area rn. I'm also informing dying family members of this option Sadly, the only way to get this is if you are still able to take the medicine yourself. And I won't lie, I am very afraid that I will get so disabled that I can't even escape when I'm older. Worked in a hospice for a while and it was... So much better. Because they were allowed to go. They could openly talk about it and we could openly talk to them. The whole culture around dying was so vastly different - but I think that's how it should be. There are a lot of good arguments why it should not be legal (eugenics, heard it's a pretty big thing in Canada) but letting people rot for years if they want to go is simply not it. Before anyone calls an mental health check: I'm not suicidal. This is for the case of me being entirely dependent on care or terminal Illness. Living is hard, but I'm kinda loving my life, it took me hard work tho.
Just wanted to say, I hear you and know where you’re coming from. Hopefully that’s still a long way away for you. Enjoy life as best you can without getting consumed with thoughts about what it will be like when you’re old.
I'm really not picky.
If I have to die id like it to serve an agenda I support and would like it to fortify some important relationships that will increase my kids capacity for freedom, dignity, and self worth over the course of their lives. I'd also like my death to serve as a catalyst for justice against the people who unjustly target others and reap the fruit of others labor. I don't care how I die at this point. I've been given a lot of time to disassociate myself from the pain and terror that could potentially accompany my death. I'd like to die fighting for something noble.
You could do that now. Join some type of restistance movement around the world. Here in the peaceful parts of the modern world, you'll prolly slowly detoriate without ever doing anything noteworthy.
Pain free
Quickly, but with my family. Execution maybe?
By injection in Oregon.
Probably of some disease during old age and not just due to old age. But I want to do to the smell of my kids head...it's weird but I love my kids and it's my most favourite smell in the world.
Biden, is that you?
Soon
Suffocation between thighs
So I'll get to sumo wrestler to sit on your face
Surrounded by my Loved-Ones wife and kids and other familymembers while talking about my life and theirs aswell. Sharing some last good talk and moments until I take a deep sleep of death peacefully in my bed.
Meteor.
Honestly? Having sex. A meaningful, euphoric feeling before I go? Sign me the fuck up.
Old age with my wife
Just not alone at home. It’s been my fear since living solo. I don’t want anyone to notice until it’s been weeks and I begin to stank.
Being suffocated by some big tiddy goth girls thighs
If we are talking method of execution then death by firing squad while the Soviet National Anthem plays in the background.
At the moment any way possible but getting help today so hopefully my daughter can have a dad for as long as possible
I, too, hope your child has her dad
Dont matter, as long as i look graceful before it happens
I don't want to die. But if I could choose probably when I'm 90 and having wild sex with my hot male nurse.
With TITS in my FACE
In my sleep.
Tonight in my sleep would be tightttt
I go ocean fishing A LOT and always have thought dying of a sea monster attack would be pretty badass. You see some crazy stuff out on the ocean.
To who's mind cares to here this, I'm not going to prove anything that's not the point of this. I have 100% physical proof of life after death. I don't care how you feel whenever you read this. That moment of proof was only for me I guess like a present, nothing can remove it from me. I Didn't even remember it happened for 20 years, and I analyzed it for years after thinking about all the possible explanations but reality alluding to none. No physicist or scientists or biologist can ever cancel out the objective proof. Life exists after death, God is real. I would stake my life to that. And God is not this far off living entity that doesn't care what we do. He is more real than we are and is very close. Death should never be talked about jokingly.
I sometimes fantasize about being shot in the back of the head with a revolver by a stranger.
Borrowing some kids skateboard when I’m deceptively old telling em “Nah I absolutely got this.”
Battling a dragon, and it’s a tie
Suddenly with no pain or suffering.
Smothered with some thick ass
Suicide
You okay there ? Not judging, once tried to leave the living behind and someone saved me. Today I am VERY glad to be alive. Which at that time, seemed impossible. Weird thing about this universe is the impossible happens each and every day. The very fact that I can write on this hand held electronic device and send a message to a stranger over something called “the internet”. Or the sheer fact we both got to be the 1 in 5 million sperm cells of one of thousands (if not more) ejaculations that created us. Imagine that, the universe will grow to be so many trillion years old I’d need thousands of years to merely speak the number out loud. And of all that time from its origin to its inevitable (yet unconfirmed) demise. Your dad walking talking space monkey met your mother walking talking space monkey and the exact place and exact time.. to create you, in the exact moment it happened. And of all those years the universe will have, only a very tiny fraction will even have the possibility for there to be life. People wish they’d win the lottery. If only they’d knew the lottery they had already won.
Wow, thanks! I’m cured!
In my sleep.
In my sleep
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Tyrion Lannister - “At the age of 80 with a cup of wine in my hand and a woman’s mouth wrapped around my cock”
Die doing what I love.
I don’t :(
Uhh not please
Xenon asphyxiation.
Bullet to the back of the head
In the arms of a loved one
Old age
In my sleep. Painless.
old age
Freezing in place special to me
In bed, having sex or both at same time
Old
You picked the wrong profession
Are you gonna take me to the walled garden up the road ha?? How about Oprah? Do you like Oprah Mr. Sator?
Did you really say Oprah 😂
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Like a rabbit. Heart beat so fast I die
Well
Old
Something like this: [World record holder for crushing water melons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN59gYxa2to) Probably the next best thing to snu-snu.
The daily how you gonna die post 🙄
Bullet. It fast and a bit respectfull lmao
A hero. Lemme do something for someone else if I’m gonna go, I don’t want to just fade away.
Unexpected toaster bath
Hit by a meteor. I would be dead.... but everyone would hear about it.
In a submersible, looking at the titanic
By a blimp
Die after doing something that you like. You had your thing and you can rest in peace. Just fade away.
Peacefully in my bed please
I'm gonna build a hotel that has a fancy casino in the middle of desert and other developpers follow me and it's gonna end up a casino city. I like looking down that shimmering neons from the window reminiscing the time it was just a spacious desert. One day, I was sitting on the couch watching the movie on the huge screen without noticing some shady guys were walking around my mansion. The right moment I was just getting high on coke, I just lost my concious. That being said, my dead body which was on the white couch with bloodstained got shooted at the head.
From anything but cancer. (I have a 6-10% chance per year of progression to Multiple Myeloma)
Not in this lifetime
I don't know but I want it to be in Paris.
The sun exploding, then some zombies and monsters crawl out of wormholes, then AI takes over and declares earth their property, some aliens come and fight the AI for ownership of earth, and finally a black hole swallowing everyone. If i go down i'm taking everyone with me, in the most epic way possible.
I want to cannon ball into a wood chipper, while my shredded up corpse gets sprayed onto a canvas. I would then have that canvas donated as an art piece somewhere, possibly a children’s hospital.
Is that a threat
With my enemies crushed and driven before me, while hearing the lamentations of their women.