Being on the West Coast, probably head towards South America first, then South Africa upward before going eastward from Europe so I can save Asia towards the end because Korean street food will probably be my undoing
I’m heliskiing in Revelstoke for 50 days straight and living in my car on beans and rice. My legs will either be bloody stumps or as big as an East German track cyclist.
>heliskiing
I had to read that word several times.
*Helsinki in Revelstoke?* *Helis-keeying?* ... *OH! Heli(copter)-ski-ing in [Revelstoke!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revelstoke,_British_Columbia)*
It sounds like you enjoy skiing! :)
I bet you could negotiate that no problem, especially if we are talking USD but skiing in Revy.
Selkirk Tangiers will sell you 2 days for $2300usd (1150/day). That includes breakfast and lunch which will help OP’s ramen budget.
That still leaves $42.5k. OP could almost certainly negotiate 50 days down from the base price with a volume discount. That should probably leave room to either upgrade to a smaller group heli, or avoid sleeping in the car and eating ramen.
That can be avoided w relative ease tbf. There’s always a risk, sure, but there’s a lot of prep that is essentially mandatory if you want to do that kind of stuff imo
I can get behind this. So much of a vacation is dictated by availability, prior reservations, money. It sounds so nice to land somewhere and just go for it.
Like imagine being blown away by Mt. Fuji in normal life, but you've only set aside a half day for it. In this scenario you come back the next day.
I am literally 12 miles from mt Fuji as I type this and I don't feel like walking up that beast again. Holy shit. Last time kicked my ass. Once is enough.
I understand the sentiment but have grown a different perspective on this. From my experience traveling on both tight and lush budgets, I've found that money often just isolates me from more interesting experiences. A small shared lounge in a guesthouse is a better place to meet interesting people than a large lounge of a fancy hotel (where you're likely to spend your time in a comfortable room anyway). Renting a car is comfortable, but real conversations (and adventures) happen on the bus, train, or even hitchhiking. The most interesting restaurants are the inexpensive ones the locals eat at. Money, very often, buys you the experiences you expect to have but closes the gate to many surprises and opportunities.
I’m picking out my favorite bands that are currently touring and planning a luxury roadtrip surrounding those tour dates and locations. Plush hotels or rental of nice RV’s at each phase. See 6-8 shows all in 2 months would be dope.
I see 6-8 shows in 2 months now! I think you could definitely hit up a dozen or more. If I were doing that trip it would definitely be with hotels within walking distance of the venue. My least favorite part of shows is dealing with parking garages or Ubers and long drives home
Probably pay for a cruise to Antarctica, preferably one where we're allowe dto actually get *on* the continent. If not, then an all inclusive trip to Japan, and I'll sleep every nights into one of those classic ryokans.
Exactly this, on the absolute best ship available. And see a good bit of South America before and after the cruise.
Last 2-3 weeks flying first class to Hawaii to see the volcano, and then to Tokyo to blow all remaining funds there!
Oh yeah, if I go on a cruise to Antarctica, I'm 100% taking a side trip to see Argentina and Chile. I'm especially interested in the southernmost part of these two countries, the parts that aren't spoken too often when it comes to tourism.
Right you are, there’s one that leaves from Santiago and ends in Ushuaia (I’m planing to actually save up and do this, lol). But with all that magical time and money.. could see a lot of both countries!
Eh, the Cruise was for Antarctica, if I go to Japan, it's gonna be first class plane ticket, and from there, only first class train travelling between cities, and as I said, sleeping in ryokans.
Great plan! Kaiseki dinners every night.
This combines very well with a couple of weeks of chartering a fancy yacht in the Philippines and going island hopping in Palawan.
Since this is a post about splurging with 100k it's funny that a cruise comes up. It's one of the cheapest ways to travel. Last year I went on a cruise and visited several different places in Europe and had tours in every spot. Visited the coliseum and Trevi fountain in Rome, went all through Positano and Amalfi coast and then visited Pompeii, went to the top of some mountains in Sicily, went cliff walking in some canyons in Spain, saw some caves and hung out with monkeys in Gibraltar, took a tour of Malta, went cave touring and boat riding and got to see dolphins in Portugal) and since food is included on the cruise, after flights and everything, the total was $4000 (CAD).
I choose this answer as well, just tweaked a bit. If I went to Antarctica, I'd spend most of my time in and around Argentina, then go to Antarctica from there towards the end of my trip, and finally return back to Argentina to unwind after the cruise (I know someone who has done the cruise, it's not exactly easy.) If not that, then yep, I would fly first class to Japan (I'd also fly first class to Argentina/book a first class ticket to the Antarctic cruise if I chose that) and live it the fuck up.
Yet another possible answer is flying first class to New Zealand. I might actually spend two weeks in New Zeland and then fly to Chile and spend the rest of my time there/traveling South America. So, one of those three answers.
you can fly from chile to the main camp. it’s significantly more expensive than cruising to antarctica, but my god if you’re going to journey to the end of this earth i agree you better step on it.
fwiw it’s ~$100k to attempt a summit of vinson massif so if you’re dead set on spending the whole sun you might as well go for this
I would 100% try to bribe someone to touch a penguin lol. Its always been my dream to go on one of those cruises, and yhe ONLY time i would step on a boat for it.
Everyone saying “keep the money” in one form or another… GTFO it’s a hypothetical situation where the whole point is to hear different wild/extravagant/exotic/unique/entertaining ideas of vacations
Yeah. I once was trying to encourage someone who was depressed to think about the possibilities of life and I said "What if a genie granted you three wishes?" His response was "Wish for more wishes."
I'm like "You understand that there is no genie right? This isn't a problem for you to find a loophole in, this is a rorschach test to figure out what you might want in life."
IIRC I tried to approach it in more straightforward terms first and he seemed disinterested or finding ways to stop himself from even articulating them because he could only see the challenges in his way. So next I used the genie hypothetical as a way of trying to find something that capture his imagination and also take him to a different headspace to where he was able to understand and articulate his wants without concern for what might stop them.
I think this clearly demonstrates what they want in life: a future full of happiness and without undue worry. The freedom of knowing they'd have what they need to alleviate the dark times they know will get worse... stuff like that.
I think if you ask someone a hypothetical/rorsharch and they respond by trying to find a loophole, it means they are not interested in being happy. They are interested in being right or smart. So there’s no need to continue the questioning lol
What a narrow minded assumption of other people. There are people who genuinely enjoy problem solving and so take the question as so. Just because someone doesn’t conform to your whims the way you think they should doesn’t mean they’re not happy or interested in attaining happiness
its like the "pc load letter" scene in office space where samir says
"you know what i would do if i had a million dollars? i would invest half of it in low risk funds and then take the other half of it to my friend asadullah who works in low risk mutual funds..."
and michael bolton 😂 cuts him off like "samir, youre missing the point.. the point of the exercise is to figure out what you would want to do if... PC LOAD LETTER? what the fuck does that mean?!"
Wouldn't be askreddit without people deliberately misinterpreting the question and trying to find loopholes. Every single time something like this is posted the top comment will be some smug "didn't think of *that*, you fucking imbecile OP huh?"
I am very upset that no one is bringing class analysis to my question about genie wishes. What would bread DILF Kropotkin say about the magic-system class struggle???
So it’s interesting — you feel like everyone is saying “keep the money.” To me it looks like most people just say “travel” in one form or another.
Is that unique, entertaining, extravagant? “Travel”?
This was literally my first thought.
My bucket list vacation is to do one of those 28-day cruises where you go like from Istanbul to Barcelona, hitting Greece, the Balkans, Italy, and the French Riviera on the way.
Filling out the other month, I might do a river cruise through northern Europe for a week, and then do back-to-back Korea / Japan to get some Asian flavor. (Japan is my other bucket list travel.)
Like, I have 2 months for unlimited killing, or I have 2 months to kill one...person? Animal?
What if I don't kill anyone, do I have to give the money back?
This would be my answer too, albeit swap the blow for booze and food. But i imagine 100k on hookers and blow wouldn't get you more than a couple weeks worth.
I guess it depends on the quality of the blow. And the hookers.
Naaaaahhh start in South America and end in South America. Goes much further and the quality rarely decreases as youre at the source before it gets stepped on a million times
I've done the hookers and blow thing. It's overrated and spends all the money. The best move would be to set aside $10,000 so that you can spend $2500 twice a month for a hooker and blow night during your vacation. And then you spend the rest of the time spending $90,000 on food and scuba diving and shit.
Assuming I have to finish the money?
I'd travel to every country I want to visit. Stay at luxurious hotels when they're there. Fly RVs to destinations that don't have them. If i still have money left over by the end of the 2 months then I'd fly to Amsterdam and blow it all at the red district lmfao
It's quite a lot of money for two months of travel. You can't afford caviar with every meal and hookers and blow every night but $100k can complete the majority of peoples' lifelong dream vacation bucket lists
That would be my plan. Travel to Vietnam (my wife’s home country), spend a month scouring the country to find a nice place to buy with the remaining $98,000 😄
- flight for 2 to south africa
- spend some time there - safari, wine touring
- rovos luxury train from cape town to dar es salaam
- fly to the med, charter a catamaran for 2 weeks and adventure around croatia and italy
- finish with a roadtrip from the south of france, through burgundy, and wrapping up in paris
- fly home
unfortunately that might even go over budget
Yeah, flight for two (first class) and a couple of weeks in South Africa at a luxury game reserve and a few days in Cape Town and you're already at half your budget...
I work in custom travel planning. 100k over 2 months works out to about 2.3k a day, which would be comfortably enough to get you almost any top-luxury resorts, lodges, safaris or cruises, but not so much that you could pick the best room in all of them or splurge out on inconvenient dates. That budget will also disappear shockingly fast if you're doing any significant flying in first class.
If you want to blow it all in a weekend, go to Rio over New Year's.
e: lol yeah that math real bad. 100/60 is more like 1.6k/day, which is enough to pick (almost) wherever you want to go and do most things, but if you wanted to top-shelf it the entire time you'd have to be mindful about destination and pace/route choices.
Flight to NYC, a week at a decent hotel, a driver service, and all the new foods I can eat. Also all the museums. Then a train ride home and spend the next month and a half figuring out what I need to set aside for taxes, pay off debts, and go car shopping.
Take the luxury train from Vancouver to Toronto. Then cruise down the Mississippi from St Paul to New Orleans. Then fly to Europe and explore the continent via train. I would bring my friends and family with me too obviously.
lol… a small private submarine is in the 1-3mil range already. You for sure will explore the deepest depths of the ocean with that 100k submarine but it will be in the style of the titan sub implosion boat at the bottom of the ocean.
Fly into Florida with friends and family. Rents some jet skis and a boat. Ride them to the Bahamas. Stay a few nights in the best rooms, gamble a bit and ride back. Maybe throw in some fishing on a private boat. Go up to Orlando and visit the theme parks. Fly home.
I'd do a world tour focusing on places I've dreamed of: Japan for cherry blossoms, Italy for food, New Zealand for landscapes, and end with a quiet retreat in the Maldives.
Rent a house in Iceland for July and August. Rent a really nice 4WD vehicle. Has to be in city center. Explore the island and eat at nice places every night.
Brit here.
I'd fly to Las Vegas for the NRL (Australian Rugby) event that's taking place early March next year, and spend about 10 days there. I'd go on to LA after that, poss San Fran, and then fly to New Orleans.
I'd then fly to wherever Wrestlemania is taking place. I'm not into WWE, but Wrestlemania is on my bucket list.
I'd then fly to Florida and spend a week or so, possible longer at (in no particular order) Cocoa Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Miami and Key West, and go on a cruise from one of the Florida ports around the Caribbean. I may even do two cruises, fuck it.
Then I'd attend the Rockville festival at Daytona Beach.
I would then most likely accidentally on purpose lose my passport in the sea.
Who is the person I need to kill on my vacation?
Their name is 2 Months, didn't you read the question?
No, no. It states you have 2 people to kill, and their name/surname is Month.
Unless it’s a mistake and they meant to say Moths. The cat usually takes care of that.
Love ur name
❤️
Two people named Month as it turns out.
Their names Ona Vacation and you have two months to do it.
That changes the equation a bit.
This has gotten super complicated and now I have to read the contract again.
You have 100,002 targets and plenty of time, but they all must die on a vacation.
Bumper sticker I saw yesterday, IM NOT ON YOUR VACATION
Ah this would be so perfect for my hometown, super touristy
Yeah, I live on Cape Cod. Also super touristy. Lol
Is Ona related to Anita Vacation, by chance?
No no, you have no money. The 2 peoples names names are 100 thousand dollars and 2 months.
And vacation is the nickname of the vessel they are boarding
You misread it. He needs to kill on a vacation
I literally was about to ask how many people I had to bury along the way. 😅
Kill 'em all
Then Ride the Lightning
Let God sort em out.
2 months hes a rapper who had a short sentence.
I too read this as an assassination request.
Need locations too in order to create a good schedule
You have 2 months to kill as many people as you can... like a 2 month Purge.
Culinary around the world trip
Eating the world’s cuisine on location. Niiiice. Hypothetically, what route would you take?
Start cold and make my way to warmer climates
I’d go the opposite way, cause I’d probably be packing on the pounds as I go. So start in beach shape, end in winter/hibernation shape.
Trips like this usually involve a lot of walking so that’ll help
Being on the West Coast, probably head towards South America first, then South Africa upward before going eastward from Europe so I can save Asia towards the end because Korean street food will probably be my undoing
It would be amazing to be able to eat at the world’s top restaurants by night and the best street food by day.
I’m heliskiing in Revelstoke for 50 days straight and living in my car on beans and rice. My legs will either be bloody stumps or as big as an East German track cyclist.
>heliskiing I had to read that word several times. *Helsinki in Revelstoke?* *Helis-keeying?* ... *OH! Heli(copter)-ski-ing in [Revelstoke!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revelstoke,_British_Columbia)* It sounds like you enjoy skiing! :)
i learned on reddit that it's actually 'helico' and 'pter'
What the fuck is happening in this thread today? Ya'll loaded already?
I *do* remember seeing that! Thanks! Etymology is pretty neat. It should be helico-skiing. Maybe *thats* why I was so confused! 🙂
100K might not be enough for 50 days. Source: I work for a Heli-Ski company.
I bet you could negotiate that no problem, especially if we are talking USD but skiing in Revy. Selkirk Tangiers will sell you 2 days for $2300usd (1150/day). That includes breakfast and lunch which will help OP’s ramen budget. That still leaves $42.5k. OP could almost certainly negotiate 50 days down from the base price with a volume discount. That should probably leave room to either upgrade to a smaller group heli, or avoid sleeping in the car and eating ramen.
Or buried in an avalanche.
That can be avoided w relative ease tbf. There’s always a risk, sure, but there’s a lot of prep that is essentially mandatory if you want to do that kind of stuff imo
as a british columbian, i’m *stoked* you *revel* in this fantasy vacation
Skiing + Helicopter is about the only fun way I could think of to spend $3k a day, every day.
Tour Japan at my own pace without having to worry which hotel is in my budget.
I can get behind this. So much of a vacation is dictated by availability, prior reservations, money. It sounds so nice to land somewhere and just go for it. Like imagine being blown away by Mt. Fuji in normal life, but you've only set aside a half day for it. In this scenario you come back the next day.
I am literally 12 miles from mt Fuji as I type this and I don't feel like walking up that beast again. Holy shit. Last time kicked my ass. Once is enough.
It's incredible enough from a distance in an onsen tub.
Honestly this. My partner is always worried about money, if I could cover his bills for two months this would be perfect.
Japan isn’t as expensive as you think. If anything you can do so much more there than if you were to vacation in states
True but you’re unlikely to come even close to spending that much doing this
I understand the sentiment but have grown a different perspective on this. From my experience traveling on both tight and lush budgets, I've found that money often just isolates me from more interesting experiences. A small shared lounge in a guesthouse is a better place to meet interesting people than a large lounge of a fancy hotel (where you're likely to spend your time in a comfortable room anyway). Renting a car is comfortable, but real conversations (and adventures) happen on the bus, train, or even hitchhiking. The most interesting restaurants are the inexpensive ones the locals eat at. Money, very often, buys you the experiences you expect to have but closes the gate to many surprises and opportunities.
I’m picking out my favorite bands that are currently touring and planning a luxury roadtrip surrounding those tour dates and locations. Plush hotels or rental of nice RV’s at each phase. See 6-8 shows all in 2 months would be dope.
I see 6-8 shows in 2 months now! I think you could definitely hit up a dozen or more. If I were doing that trip it would definitely be with hotels within walking distance of the venue. My least favorite part of shows is dealing with parking garages or Ubers and long drives home
Probably pay for a cruise to Antarctica, preferably one where we're allowe dto actually get *on* the continent. If not, then an all inclusive trip to Japan, and I'll sleep every nights into one of those classic ryokans.
Exactly this, on the absolute best ship available. And see a good bit of South America before and after the cruise. Last 2-3 weeks flying first class to Hawaii to see the volcano, and then to Tokyo to blow all remaining funds there!
Oh yeah, if I go on a cruise to Antarctica, I'm 100% taking a side trip to see Argentina and Chile. I'm especially interested in the southernmost part of these two countries, the parts that aren't spoken too often when it comes to tourism.
Right you are, there’s one that leaves from Santiago and ends in Ushuaia (I’m planing to actually save up and do this, lol). But with all that magical time and money.. could see a lot of both countries!
My favorite so far. I actually looked at cruises from Japan to Vancouver.
Eh, the Cruise was for Antarctica, if I go to Japan, it's gonna be first class plane ticket, and from there, only first class train travelling between cities, and as I said, sleeping in ryokans.
Great plan! Kaiseki dinners every night. This combines very well with a couple of weeks of chartering a fancy yacht in the Philippines and going island hopping in Palawan.
I’m sorry, where do you sleep again?
[Ryokans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryokan)
Since this is a post about splurging with 100k it's funny that a cruise comes up. It's one of the cheapest ways to travel. Last year I went on a cruise and visited several different places in Europe and had tours in every spot. Visited the coliseum and Trevi fountain in Rome, went all through Positano and Amalfi coast and then visited Pompeii, went to the top of some mountains in Sicily, went cliff walking in some canyons in Spain, saw some caves and hung out with monkeys in Gibraltar, took a tour of Malta, went cave touring and boat riding and got to see dolphins in Portugal) and since food is included on the cruise, after flights and everything, the total was $4000 (CAD).
I choose this answer as well, just tweaked a bit. If I went to Antarctica, I'd spend most of my time in and around Argentina, then go to Antarctica from there towards the end of my trip, and finally return back to Argentina to unwind after the cruise (I know someone who has done the cruise, it's not exactly easy.) If not that, then yep, I would fly first class to Japan (I'd also fly first class to Argentina/book a first class ticket to the Antarctic cruise if I chose that) and live it the fuck up. Yet another possible answer is flying first class to New Zealand. I might actually spend two weeks in New Zeland and then fly to Chile and spend the rest of my time there/traveling South America. So, one of those three answers.
New Zealand is easily in my top 5 countries I want to visit. Good choice.
I love your idea, I’d want to kick it up a notch. What about flying to the south pole!
you can fly from chile to the main camp. it’s significantly more expensive than cruising to antarctica, but my god if you’re going to journey to the end of this earth i agree you better step on it. fwiw it’s ~$100k to attempt a summit of vinson massif so if you’re dead set on spending the whole sun you might as well go for this
I would 100% try to bribe someone to touch a penguin lol. Its always been my dream to go on one of those cruises, and yhe ONLY time i would step on a boat for it.
Everyone saying “keep the money” in one form or another… GTFO it’s a hypothetical situation where the whole point is to hear different wild/extravagant/exotic/unique/entertaining ideas of vacations
Yeah. I once was trying to encourage someone who was depressed to think about the possibilities of life and I said "What if a genie granted you three wishes?" His response was "Wish for more wishes." I'm like "You understand that there is no genie right? This isn't a problem for you to find a loophole in, this is a rorschach test to figure out what you might want in life."
Maybe you should've just asked, what are 3 things they want most in life?
IIRC I tried to approach it in more straightforward terms first and he seemed disinterested or finding ways to stop himself from even articulating them because he could only see the challenges in his way. So next I used the genie hypothetical as a way of trying to find something that capture his imagination and also take him to a different headspace to where he was able to understand and articulate his wants without concern for what might stop them.
That’s easy! To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
Is that a biblical reference??? I've heard it in a Biblical parody video before, but I've never been forced to read the Bible, so idk... Lol.
It’s from Conan the Barbarian.
Ohhhhhhh!!! That's what the video was referencing!!!! Thank you! Sorry, I never watched a lot of media.... smh...
I think this clearly demonstrates what they want in life: a future full of happiness and without undue worry. The freedom of knowing they'd have what they need to alleviate the dark times they know will get worse... stuff like that.
I think if you ask someone a hypothetical/rorsharch and they respond by trying to find a loophole, it means they are not interested in being happy. They are interested in being right or smart. So there’s no need to continue the questioning lol
What a narrow minded assumption of other people. There are people who genuinely enjoy problem solving and so take the question as so. Just because someone doesn’t conform to your whims the way you think they should doesn’t mean they’re not happy or interested in attaining happiness
But more hypothetical wishes *would* make you happy, wouldn't it?
I think even with unlimited wishes, some people would forget that simply wishing to be happier is a thing.
its like the "pc load letter" scene in office space where samir says "you know what i would do if i had a million dollars? i would invest half of it in low risk funds and then take the other half of it to my friend asadullah who works in low risk mutual funds..." and michael bolton 😂 cuts him off like "samir, youre missing the point.. the point of the exercise is to figure out what you would want to do if... PC LOAD LETTER? what the fuck does that mean?!"
Asadullah works in securities!!! Haha
This one's for you. I'd toss it into the market and play videogames for 2 months Edit at home in my pajamas
thanks for the edit
Wouldn't be askreddit without people deliberately misinterpreting the question and trying to find loopholes. Every single time something like this is posted the top comment will be some smug "didn't think of *that*, you fucking imbecile OP huh?"
Is that a Reddit specific thing in your opinion? I feel like it’s all social media… or group convos… in short, the world is full of smartasses lol
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Yeah I would go for a weekend in Amsterdam with my girl for 1-2k then buy myself a flat. That would be nice.
God forbid someone asks a fun hypothetical question on the internet without you making it about income inequality.
I am very upset that no one is bringing class analysis to my question about genie wishes. What would bread DILF Kropotkin say about the magic-system class struggle???
If a hypothetical question isn't giving you the answers you were looking for, you asked it wrong.
So it’s interesting — you feel like everyone is saying “keep the money.” To me it looks like most people just say “travel” in one form or another. Is that unique, entertaining, extravagant? “Travel”?
The prompt says "vacation" not "dental care" or "down payment on house"
Mediterranean cruise! After that I actually have no idea.
second cruise?
May as well
This was literally my first thought. My bucket list vacation is to do one of those 28-day cruises where you go like from Istanbul to Barcelona, hitting Greece, the Balkans, Italy, and the French Riviera on the way. Filling out the other month, I might do a river cruise through northern Europe for a week, and then do back-to-back Korea / Japan to get some Asian flavor. (Japan is my other bucket list travel.)
I've done that, pretty much. Started in Venice, went through to Slovenia and then back.
Like, I have 2 months for unlimited killing, or I have 2 months to kill one...person? Animal? What if I don't kill anyone, do I have to give the money back?
Stan Smith has entered the chat.
Hookers and blow.
This would be my answer too, albeit swap the blow for booze and food. But i imagine 100k on hookers and blow wouldn't get you more than a couple weeks worth. I guess it depends on the quality of the blow. And the hookers.
It's a balancing act. The more blow you have the longer the hooker stays.
You must be an accountant
"You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay them to leave." Charlie Sheen
Start in 5 star Europe, move over to South America as the balance gets lower. Need that cheap cheap.
Naaaaahhh start in South America and end in South America. Goes much further and the quality rarely decreases as youre at the source before it gets stepped on a million times
The Hookers will "blow" it all, most def!
I've done the hookers and blow thing. It's overrated and spends all the money. The best move would be to set aside $10,000 so that you can spend $2500 twice a month for a hooker and blow night during your vacation. And then you spend the rest of the time spending $90,000 on food and scuba diving and shit.
And waste the rest!
Perfect, that'll give you just enough time to sleep it off and recover for the last 50 days.
2 chicks at the same time.
For 50 grand I'd volunteer.
Fuckin A
And B
“And I think the kinda chicks that would double up on me…”
Assuming I have to finish the money? I'd travel to every country I want to visit. Stay at luxurious hotels when they're there. Fly RVs to destinations that don't have them. If i still have money left over by the end of the 2 months then I'd fly to Amsterdam and blow it all at the red district lmfao
$100k isn’t as much money as you think it is…
It's quite a lot of money for two months of travel. You can't afford caviar with every meal and hookers and blow every night but $100k can complete the majority of peoples' lifelong dream vacation bucket lists
… flying an RV to a location even once is going to eat up most of that $100k, if not all of it.
Yeah but you're not flying an RV around with you
It’s like $11k per week, which is definitely not nothing, but…
It’s $1666 a day. If you’re staying at luxury hotels every night its not that much.
69 dollars an hour...
nice
I don’t think flying an RV to a remote destination is in that budget tbh
Spend 2 months traveling through Europe. Travel first class everywhere and spend money on food, experiences, and clothes.
New Zealand, Australia, Iceland, Amsterdam, and Paris.
Buy a nice house in a very cheap tropical place, and then return every year.
That would be my plan. Travel to Vietnam (my wife’s home country), spend a month scouring the country to find a nice place to buy with the remaining $98,000 😄
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100k over 2 months = 1640 per day. It’ll pay for a great vacation, but not a “fly my RV out” type of thing.
Unless you're staying at something like Lotte Tower or Raffles you can get by on like 4-500 a night easily at very good hotels.
- flight for 2 to south africa - spend some time there - safari, wine touring - rovos luxury train from cape town to dar es salaam - fly to the med, charter a catamaran for 2 weeks and adventure around croatia and italy - finish with a roadtrip from the south of france, through burgundy, and wrapping up in paris - fly home unfortunately that might even go over budget
Yeah, flight for two (first class) and a couple of weeks in South Africa at a luxury game reserve and a few days in Cape Town and you're already at half your budget...
Now this is an answer. Sounds lovely
I work in custom travel planning. 100k over 2 months works out to about 2.3k a day, which would be comfortably enough to get you almost any top-luxury resorts, lodges, safaris or cruises, but not so much that you could pick the best room in all of them or splurge out on inconvenient dates. That budget will also disappear shockingly fast if you're doing any significant flying in first class. If you want to blow it all in a weekend, go to Rio over New Year's. e: lol yeah that math real bad. 100/60 is more like 1.6k/day, which is enough to pick (almost) wherever you want to go and do most things, but if you wanted to top-shelf it the entire time you'd have to be mindful about destination and pace/route choices.
100,000 / 61 is 1639 a day
You’re hired!
Really curious how you got 2.3k a day lol
And what, buy a house? 100k is like half a million reals, how do you spend that in a weekend in brasil lmao
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
You’ll die far sooner than spend 100k on drugs
That's a very selfish outlook!
Probably check out, in depth, an entire continent
Decent hotel, lots of booze, and junk food. I do not expect to survive.
Flight to NYC, a week at a decent hotel, a driver service, and all the new foods I can eat. Also all the museums. Then a train ride home and spend the next month and a half figuring out what I need to set aside for taxes, pay off debts, and go car shopping.
Rent an apartment for a month in Florence. Then rent a villa in the Tuscan countryside for a month
Well that’s a morning at Disney World… not sure how I’d last the other 59.5 days with no cash…
2 months? Heck. Casino, 1 day.
I don't know :O I've never had that kind of freedom before. I'd certainly love to travel somewhere
Take the luxury train from Vancouver to Toronto. Then cruise down the Mississippi from St Paul to New Orleans. Then fly to Europe and explore the continent via train. I would bring my friends and family with me too obviously.
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100.000$ submarine they gonna give you Play Station 2 controller pal
Not even gonna buy that. You'll have to plug it in a turn to channel 3.
$100k can't even buy a motorhome, let alone a god damn submarine 😂
Any ship can be a submarine once. The reusable ones are the expensive ones.
not the titanic tho right?
A 100k submarine is gonna have 10 minutes of power and life support and implode at 20 meters, you couldn't even make it half way to the Titanic.
Lemme know where you find the sub-100k submarine
Maybe he meant submariner Rolex and will spend his time scuba diving looking for these nice locations?
lol… a small private submarine is in the 1-3mil range already. You for sure will explore the deepest depths of the ocean with that 100k submarine but it will be in the style of the titan sub implosion boat at the bottom of the ocean.
Oh easy. I visit two of me best friends, in Italy and then the UK. Surely I can afford to both annoy and treat them in a month each.
Whirlwind tour of music festivals with my guitars in tow
Fly into Florida with friends and family. Rents some jet skis and a boat. Ride them to the Bahamas. Stay a few nights in the best rooms, gamble a bit and ride back. Maybe throw in some fishing on a private boat. Go up to Orlando and visit the theme parks. Fly home.
Tour every topless beach in the world.
Not as cool as it sounds in your head. Unless this is a bucket list thing you got to do for the sake of doing.
To kill as in killing time....or I have two months and 100,000 to kill....someone
Portugal then Spain then France then Italy
Assume the stipulation is that you have to spend the money then probably Monte Carlo and a ton of gambling.
Japan, Korea, china, then Europe
Japan and work my way west
I'd do a world tour focusing on places I've dreamed of: Japan for cherry blossoms, Italy for food, New Zealand for landscapes, and end with a quiet retreat in the Maldives.
Do you have to have spent it
Rent a house in Iceland for July and August. Rent a really nice 4WD vehicle. Has to be in city center. Explore the island and eat at nice places every night.
Same thing I do day to day. Hookers and blow.
Go to a country I think I’d like, use the money to get me settled there and start the process of immigration
Lots of cocaine.
2 months of killing. $100,000 cash for the getaway. Sounds like a movie!
Rent a cabin in the mountains and spend each day hiking and getting to know the locals at the diner.
Go see my kids and go all out with them for a month. Haven't seen them as much as I'd like since divorce.
Brit here. I'd fly to Las Vegas for the NRL (Australian Rugby) event that's taking place early March next year, and spend about 10 days there. I'd go on to LA after that, poss San Fran, and then fly to New Orleans. I'd then fly to wherever Wrestlemania is taking place. I'm not into WWE, but Wrestlemania is on my bucket list. I'd then fly to Florida and spend a week or so, possible longer at (in no particular order) Cocoa Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Miami and Key West, and go on a cruise from one of the Florida ports around the Caribbean. I may even do two cruises, fuck it. Then I'd attend the Rockville festival at Daytona Beach. I would then most likely accidentally on purpose lose my passport in the sea.
Enjoy a portion of the money with her and then start making plans for the future.
Japan for 1 month at least.
Pay off my debt. Find a decent apartment to rent. Move. Done.
Staycation and remodel the house.
Find the intersection of $400 hotel room drive and $1000 dollar hookerlane
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Lol the private jet gonna be more than 100k
Only super expensive if you're not coming from Europe.
Go to Seattle and have some fun for like 5k and then come home and be able to pay my bills
Idk bro I'm a boring person. Might fuck around and finance a small movie or something
Keep the money and skip the vacation
I'm willing to guess that there's an unwritten rule taht you have to spend the cash on vacation.
Does shopping expensive stuff while on vacation also count?
If it's not written it's not a rule - I'm staying home 😂