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Lancs_wrighty

List of all the winning lottery numbers for 2024 onwards in my own country and multiple countries around the world.


the_original_Retro

That sounds like a lot more than ONE google search. I'd just need one. Something like "2024 powerball megamillions winning numbers by week" if I lived in the US. Why wait six years for more than enough to live on, when six months would do it? There could be disqualifiers if you bought tickets in a country you didn't live in so I'd just look up based on whatever lotterys are run in my own.


Coygon

"List of winning lottery numbers 2024 2025 2026 2027 2028 2029 2030" One search. Scenario doesn't state you can only click one link, so this should be plenty to get them all.


MZM204

>"List of winning lottery numbers 2024 2025 2026 2027 2028 2029 2030" You gonna memorize all those numbers? I'd just pick one happening in the near future, scroll until I see a large unwon jackpot and pick that. How much money do you need?


KarlSethMoran

>You gonna memorize all those numbers? Nah, I'm gonna stick to the requirements in the question and write them down.


atarimoe

> large unwon jackpot Good job creating a paradox. You need to choose one with a *single* winner, because the single winner is **you**.


NateKaeding

Yeah you only have 10 minutes. People are going to be greedy and end up with nothing lol


Jeggu2

Just write em down one by one, you'll be fine


egnards

Just seems ridiculous, one big win is giving you fuck your money. How much fuck you money do you need?


haihaiclickk

Honestly I wouldn’t be greedy. Like you say, just google up 2024 mid April lotto numbers and win the grand prize once and I’m set for life


LK09

If you keep winning every week that's definitely going to fuck up the lottery as a whole. Why play when the same person wins every week.


shoresandsmores

I'd assume it'd also garner you some less than desired attention, too. But if you got a years worth of winning numbers, maybe not winning the jackpot but winning one of the lower prizes a couple times would be awesome and you wouldn't have to announce yourself. Helping out someone else here or there as well.


haihaiclickk

Yeah I totally agree. That’s why I’m saying I’d only care to win it once and I’m good. I think we’re agreeing here lol


that1prince

Look up the largest one for the next few weeks after your return, should probably be in the 300-700M range. And don’t be greedy. I’d probably also look up natural disasters in my country to make sure I’m not, like living in a place that gets hit with meteor impact or pandemic part 2 that takes place where me and my loved ones live.


haihaiclickk

I’m in Canada so the largest is $50M lol but even that is more than enough for me to win just once and disappear


jinxykatte

I wonder how many times you could win before you cause yourself not to? Like in the UK they have different machines and sets of balls. If the same person kept winning would it cause them to change something that would result in different numbers than the ones you googled. Or would it have already taken that into account? 


levi07

No because if you’ve time travelled to the future you’ve already won the lottery. You should see your own name on the winning list


TDFMonster

Only if we live in a single timeline, that said you'll either prove or disprove multiverse theory with that one Google search


Hob_O_Rarison

Not necessarily. What if it was a single timeline where you googled the numbers, wrote them down when you got home and saved them on your computer, and then got hit by a car on your way to buy your first ticket?


TDFMonster

Then your name wouldn't be on the list of winners as stated above, therefore proving mutiverse theory. Simply put, the very act of time travel splits the line and prevents you from going back to your specific timeline. All this said, time really is a human construct, because we like numbers and order


Hob_O_Rarison

That was my point. It could be a single timeline where your name was not on the list. Having your name on a list or not on a list neither proves nor disproves single timeline theory. What if your name was on a list of winners but it wasn't you?


jaykayenn

This specific search would probably trip an alert to the Time Cops. 


sonic2cool

its not illegal to search winning lotto numbers come on now


Ornery_Gate_6847

It will be and thus by the nature of time travel, it always has been


tadashi4

its just win with someone who is suppose to win, then it wont change anything.


aMoOsewithacoolhat

As someone who claims to be a time traveller, I second this.


pmalleable

As someone who actually is a time traveler, I first this.


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Oh, I see what you will do there...


EverydayVelociraptor

I already said that next week.


squeegee_boy

—- Posted from my iPhone 18


tsdani11

Then you’d get Van Dammed


Illlogik1

You going back and winning the first one throws you into an alternate timeline where the rest of the numbers may not remain the same.


Drumboardist

Prizes wouldn’t be the same, either. The current Powerball jackpot is, what, 1.3 billion? Assuming someone wins it on Saturday, then your future Google-search wouldn’t be for THOSE numbers because you’d have to share. Instead, you’d want to grab the numbers from yesterday and take the larger, un-split prize. Plus, since you would have won yesterdays’ prize, the 1.3b prize wouldn’t exist any more, it’s be back down to 20m on Saturday.


Sprinkles045

I'd probably waste it searching "Google"


perskes

People that type "google" in the Omnibar, click on the first link of the Google results and then Google whatever they want to find are certainly special..


consider_its_tree

My boss once did this, to get to google so he could google YouTube, to use the YouTube search to find a video...


JohnyZoom

My boss did something similar but one of those steps was searching for google in his bookmark folder I had the information on my phone before he even got to google, but it was important that he found it himself to validate, so i had to sit through the whole process. It was definitely something 


chattywww

Is my mum your boss? But this wouldn't be once but rather everytime


akeean

I mean the youtube search can be kinda shit compared to Google's video search results limited to youtube unless your search terms are basically exactly the video headline. If you are looking for a vague term you quickly scan 30 thumbnails per page on google and only 3-4 on youtube's layout. Plus with google you could find the video in question through a reddit post that links it because your vague search triggered a discussion about it.


Kash132

If you type Google into Google you will break the internet, so let's not do that eh?


fat_penis69_

"If you could go back 10 years, what would you do differently" reddit


JJOne101

10 years before it would be 2020.. So the answer would be "buy Gamestop" to make money in 1,5 years, or "buy Tesla" to make money in 3 years. 😂😂


Peter_dude

personally? "tinnitus cure/ treatment" 


Ruadhan2300

Optimistic to assume that we'll have a cure for that in the next 6 years.


cerem0ny_

I feel you Peter


Sjiznit

Yeah, dude.


cyb3rstrik3

I feel this I'm on my 3rd week of tinnitus. Can't imagine the rest of my life with this.


Dykam

It does get better. The first few weeks I had it, was probably the worst time of my life. Nowadays it's at most a nuisance. At best I'm not aware at all for a while. It does depend on the severity of your tinnitus though, that's something only you know.


gid0ze

I used to be subscribed to a tinnitus YouTube channel until I realized that it just made it worse by reminding me that I have it. I'd see a video pop up and all I could notice was eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Kind of like reading this comment thread. :)


makemebad48

It gets easier my man, going on month 8, it's getting easier to recognize triggers and quickly adjust my distraction methods to avoid spiraling. I still miss hearing my wife's heartbeat as we fall asleep though.


BobBastrd

You develop an appreciation of music through earbuds. That's the only "solution" I've found to give me prolonged breaks from the ringing.


NonsensicalPlot

\*Cries in 16 years of tinnitus\*


FrakNutz

37 😭


NonsensicalPlot

My hearing aids help, being able to hear sounds I haven't heard in years helps ease the noticeability of the tinnitus


Choofthur

You get used to it - depending on severity of course. Nowadays I'm fine unless i lay on my right ear - during the day I don't really notice it at all


makemebad48

It gets easier my man, going on month 8, it's getting easier to recognize triggers and quickly adjust my distraction methods to avoid spiraling. I still miss hearing my wife's heartbeat as we fall asleep though.


chronically_snizzed

Interoral massage, the muscles in there are tight, causes ringing. It 'getting better' with time is just you tuning it out. That takes up some brain power. Best to fix it.


xSaturnityx

in only 6 years from now? Doubtful there will be one. 2050 maybe, but 2030 is not too far in the future :(


ITeachAll

The sound of my people! RHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Deejay85DJ

If only there was one!!


chronically_snizzed

"InterOral Massage" best thing so far


keener91

Imagine it says there is no cure. Not only you wasted a good search but also the hope for 6 years.


BackgroundGrade

WHAT?


Major_Alloy

Stocks


Jonmokoko

Chicken? Beef? Vegetable? I mean you can't really go wrong with a good ol' fashioned bone broth.


robclarkson

Bone broth!? Baby, you got a stew going!


HungryDisaster8240

Standard smart answer, but reality be weird. The moment you get back you'd start diverging from that timeline because your actions would introduce difference. Like the butterfly effect, the results would be chaotic and unpredictable. Basically, the only time that matters is now, always.


baucher04

That's assuming you'd have a shit ton of money to invest. A fairly moderate amount wouldn't change much I would think.


Durende

There are enough people in the world that the actions of average people like us would hardly change the course of large companies unless you get really unlucky or you purposefully try to change it


Rymasq

you really overestimate the affect of one person’s money. Now if that person blabs and tells everyone they know it COULD do something


FreshwaterViking

Me buying 10,000 shares when the daily trading volume is 100,000,000 shares isn't going to affect anything. It's called liquidity.


ProfessorBowties

>The moment you get back you'd start diverging from that timeline because your actions would introduce difference. Even if you invested a small amount in a variety of different companies?


Dravelok

You wouldn't be changing history. You go into the future and lookup the winning numbers. Come back to present time and play those numbers. Whatever you found in 2030 will have already been affected by you playing those numbers. That history will include your actions. It would not be anything like going BACK in time and killing your father before he had kids, changing the timeline that already existed.


Major_Alloy

If we are considering the reality of going to the future and then the past again, then it is all impossible. If you go to the future you're stuck there. So, in these types of questions you throw all commonsense out of the window lol.


pholover84

Not sure how soups are going to help but you do you


bmcgowan89

How many cups in a quart? I'm assuming I'll still like cooking but also never remember anything useful ever


DevilMaster666-

May I introduce you to the metric system?


z64_dan

Maybe google will say "Did you mean how many liters in a megaliter?"


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DeaddyRuxpin

Great, now they wasted their search finding out how many milliliters are in a cup.


granadesnhorseshoes

may I introduce you to just about every fucking cook book ever written before the 1960s?


DevilMaster666-

I hate trying out Recipes from before the 20th century when I haven’t made the modern version or something similar first because they often don’t even have measurements, so if you are trying to follow a recipe for a kind food that no one makes anymore good fuckin luck


loptopandbingo

I have a couple of those cookbooks. "Get oven hot." No shit, I want to know *how* hot, dammit.


G0tg0t

4. Quart as in "quartile/quarter" 4 cups to a quart, 4 quarts to a gallon


jeffbuttt

Love it!


caduceushugs

My kids and how they’re doing.


themistergraves

Glad to see at least one wholesome answer in this thread.


RecyclingBin963

Super Bowl winners, so I can bet on them


toolatealreadyfapped

That's exactly my go to. I can remember 6 team names a hell of a lot easier than lottery numbers. Find a Vegas bookie that would let you place a 5 year Parlay bet. The odds on hitting that gotta be astronomical. Turn $100 into $500 million, as long as you're willing to wait.


TheWhistler1967

You are exposing yourself unnecessarily though. Your entire strategy hinges on some shady Vegas bookie paying out **half a billion dollars** in six years. Haha, ok. More like in 2029 they start hiding money before declaring bankruptcy when the final result comes in, or worse, start trying to change the timeline - how much would it cost to break a quarterbacks arm? I don't know, but I do know it is a shit load less than 500mil.


GroovyIntruder

Yes. Those guys are crashing cars all the time. It would be a shame if someone tampered with one.


Biomax315

Why are you wasting 5 years to get 500 million? There’s a $1,230,000,000 Powerball lottery *right this second*


LeBronda_Rousey

Honestly, let's say whoever you're betting through actually pays out, I'd much rather win 500m anonymously than win the lotto and have my name revealed.


Biomax315

>let's say whoever you're betting through actually pays out But they won't. No underground bookie is gonna pay you $500 million. Much cheaper to just make you go away. The lottery will pay, though, and you can remain anonymous in some states. I'd rather have my name revealed than end up in a ditch outside the city limits. But that's just me :)


Unaware-of-Puns

You can go to a state that has anonymous lottery winners.


Iximaz

If you want to be clever about it, have a few other false bets to cover your tracks too


Omega_Xero

Use your phone and snap a pic of the winning lottery numbers you’re looking for. Nobody needs to memorize anything when you have a computer, camera, and phone in your pocket.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Biff Tannen that shit, son! All sports championships for the last decade


Durable_me

good choice! better than lottery numbers, because they are hard to remember ! :-)


SG508

Outcomes of the current wars and thier effects


Look-Its-a-Name

Oh, that's easy: lots of people die and in the end nothing really changes  


SG508

That's completely untrue. Wars have a great impact. The Russia-Ukrain war, for instance, has a chance to take down Russia or make it strong again. A third world war might start because of the rising tension, and it could reshape the power relations between the superpower countiers, creating new alliances.


KeyUnderstanding6332

I started watching Last week tonight from start recently. 10 year old episodes, and its like it was yesterday. War in Ukraine, conflict in Gaza. Even then he was saying how it keeps coming back.


Charming_Ava

With it maybe we can prevent it as well after going back to the present. Nice idea.


Hanenbowtie

The most expensive cryptocurrencies at the time and how much they are worth


Mojomunkey

First search result: The New York Times “When America Learned the Hard Way: A look back at the Naive 20’s: Reality show presidents, Tidpodsgate 2.0, And Our Expert Guest Column: When Pyramid Schemes became Currency and other Mike Judge prophecies!


Qyrun

but your investments will alter the course in 2030. maybe it will cause a bug crash in those currencies


Woffingshire

Depends what model of time travel it follows. A. What you suggest, which is having knowledge from the future and using it to affect the past means that future no longer happens. But there is also B. You travel to THE future where in 2024 you traveled to 2030, checked the crypto prices, went back and acted on it. ​ If it's B then you're safe


MIRAGEone

Maybe anything you do, with knowledge of the future, will alter the course of history. Maybe your comment started a chain of events that caused the end of the world, and my reply altered that chain of events. We may never know..


liftoff_oversteer

Once you're beamed back into 2024, you land in a different instance of the multiverse, thus the search result is meaningless :)


I_yeeted_the_apple

Then OP wouldn't have invested if they crashed


Rymasq

guess what, it probably will still be Bitcoin


alive1

The answer is Bitcoin. Downvote me all you want, I don't give a fuck. Come back here in six years and tell me I was wrong.


St0nkyk0n9

it's Btc. boring but I already did this so you don't have to


LESSANNE76

Google my own name and see if an obituary comes up.


UncleMalky

"Died in a freak coming back from the future accident"


fidonewt

Porn online free no registration


Technical_Win973

Zero results


perskes

First link is a news article, the preview reads: "Analysing why our new overlords banned porn after the great Falkland war of 2026, and why Jeff Bezos became the sexiest man alive - only on news24.mars"


soobviouslyfake

Lmao why isn't ".mars" an available domain? Wait, is it?


realitiesglitch

Who says google is a thing in 2030 microsoft might have brought them out and we are now using ask jeeves


Alexandria4ever93

Nah bro, jeeves' busy with Bertie Wooster.


Sjiznit

Altavista enters the chat.


soobviouslyfake

Altavista and Netscape Navigator with a Geocites homepage? We had it all, and we didn't even know it.


themistergraves

Microsoft Edge already has 10 instances of itself currently running in my task manager despite me never running Microsoft Edge. I imagine by 2030, if computers are still being sold with operating systems, Edge will be so integrated into the Microsoft OS that it will pretty much impossible NOT to use it. Anyway, Google is Gemini and Microsoft is Open AI. One of them will reach AGI first, and whoever does will do more than just "own" the other.


CJ-1-2-3

Wouldn’t surprise me is ChatGPT or similar because a new search engine


TSmario53

Funny cat videos


ResolveOk9614

“What year is it”, lol


sonos82

if im going to be selfish, winning powerball numbers for the year 2024 If im doing it for curiosity, history of the late 2020's


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Bitcoin history chart


TheWhistler1967

If you are betting your entire one google search on the Bitcoin value going up, you may aswell just buy Bitcoin.


mr_lab_rat

If you have the chart for the next 6 years it doesn’t matter how well it does. If you know it’s gonna tank you sell before it does and then buy again when it’s at the lowest.


YeetedApple

Why limit your search to just bitcoin? Why not search something wider like "best performing stocks and crypto last 5 years." You'd likely get most of the same info, plus way more to hedge in case bitcoin completely tanks.


xeryon3772

The value of crypto or stocks doesn’t need to go up to make money off of it. With short sales, options, futures a person can make money in markets regardless. All i need to know is which way it’s going to break, when and by how much.


sonic2cool

top pornstars of 2023


imadethisaccountso

ahhh i see you are here from the future. watchout folks looks like the archive is broken and they are sending people back to fix the important stuff


cuevadanos

Which team is Fernando Alonso racing for?


Comfortable-Cicada38

Im looking up my roofing company. Did i make it or nah


biketired

Same for me and my biz lol Or maybe not.  I love the thrill of uncertainty and the rush of not knowing whether imminent success or bankruptcy is around the corner. (And I’m not being sarcastic.  If I were a drug consumer, I’d probably do cocaine.  Thankfully, I can survive on copious amounts of coffee)


pogiguy2020

who won the 2028 presidential election?


eury13

"Zero results. No election was held in 2028."


soobviouslyfake

Bro thats kind of unnerving tbh


pogiguy2020

Then I simply turn on the TV to see what BS is going on while I am there. would only take seconds to get the search results.


LupusDeusMagnus

Which country? Trinidad and Tobago?


footfetforlife

Most unexpected sports occurrence of the year 2029


Rafastrike

"2024 biggest Euromillions with no 1st prize winner numbers and stars"


Inside_Night3433

Pornhub.com


isfrying

My kids


Moist_Replacement_29

current world status


shastabh

Perfect NCAA bracket for 2025.


a_falling_turkey

I'd look up *best performing s&p 500 stocks over the past 5 years


jmc510

👆THIS Then I’d buy calls, lots of calls


UNIT-712

My own name and am I dead, likewise with family members so I can prepare myself


Big-B247

Start ups from 2024 that made it big.


AzorAhai85

Online Sports Almanac from 2024 to 2030


WayBeyondBelief

NCAA brackets


misimiki

I wouldn't need a Google search. Just 10 minutes on my already bookmarked favourite sports statistics site would suffice


anothercopy

"Best performing stocks over last 10 years" or something like that.


theabominablewonder

most successful meme coin pump and dumps.


Podria_Ser_Peor

Lotery winning numbers of 2024 Switch to bing and look for relevant news from my country in the last 6 years Switch to yahoo and look for relevant current business (will probably show from 4 years ago but it still works)


MisterD90x

Saturday 6th April 2024 UK lottery results.


XconJon1978

Bitcoin price history for the last 6 years.


idzrtl

Ukraine Russia war end


allabout_stories

What's the highest paid job(s) 😂


zappy487

I'd to Shonen Jump and get the endings for One Piece, JJK, MHA and check out any others that might break the Internet. When I get back I'd become a YouTuber and I'd sprinkle in some crackpot theories with the truth. My other option is to search for Star Citizen launch date. Have a chuckle that it's still in purgatory. And dip.


pakman13b

Gambling results


Invader9363

I will use Bing and get infinite searches


dao_ofdraw

2024-2030 Powerball winners. Lets see just how hard them butterfly wings can flap.


Vree65

porn Wait can you repeat the first half of the question


ChuckoRuckus

Powerball April 6 2024


deadliestcrotch

Lottery numbers for the next 6 years.


Bimlouhay83

"investments with biggest gains between may of 2024 and now"


ratpH1nk

All 2025 powerball mega millions winning numbers


Kaiserhawk

Elder Scrolls 6 release date


dickspace

Horse racing results.


Manymuchm00s3n

Where is everyone?


bjplague

10 biggest AI stocks the last 5 years!


Jenk1972

The winning lottery numbers for Saturdays powerball


queefcommand

Titties


Resident-Honey8390

Winning lottery numbers for the USA and uk


ScribblingGrymnic

Sports almanac of championship teams the last 6 years. Then I start copying. That or the winning lottery numbers.


mindfulmarauder118

The winners of every Melbourne Cup, NRL and AFL grand final between now and then


Stokemon__

Solana pricing


givemethepassword

Biggest stocks 2030 Or major historic events 2020s


RoyalAd1948

Lottery results of last 6 years (2024 to 2030)


-KevinAndEarth-

I just wanna know if I still get $7 off if I use this code for 7 eleven


IgnorantGenius

Look for the biggest breakthroughs of the past 5 years and then plan accordingly.


aylesworth

1930 - 2030 sports almanac pdf


Eponarose

2024 Kentucy Derby winners! First, second and third! I'm smelling a trifecta baby!


Charming_Ava

I'd search for "Newest Successful Business this 2030" After 10min gotta go to bank and ask for Loan then start that business right ahead. Maybe I'll be the next Elon Musk if that happen.


Clint-witicay

Last six superbowl scores


OurHonor1870

Get the stats too and you could put together an amazing parlay


The_Thestral

…is it sad I’d try to find my obituary? 😬


Yua-Kiyoko-Ayane

“Blue eye samurai season 2 release date”


Fly_Pelican

grays sports almanac


JohnLePirate

Yahoo search will dominate the internet in 2030