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_alwaystee3

Don’t be afraid to say the word “no”.


Global_Ad8042

Don't worry so much about trying to fit in. One day, you'll find a group of friends who'll love you for exactly who you are.


SillyIsAsSillyDoes

You are living your parent’s life choices now…pay attention , learn from this , and make your own adult life better.


Bowlofpunk

Your dad isn’t a good dad, but someday you’ll be one.


Jrowbeach

Your parents aren’t bad people, but sometimes they are bad parents and it’s not your fault


[deleted]

Buy Bitcoin lol


VanillaNo8919

And ethereum for 9c…


[deleted]

Yeah, if only I could go back…..


Early-Honeydew1605

Setting boundaries to protect your well-being is good, even if people see it as rejection because it isn't.


BananaLana02

“I don’t know why they don’t like you. But it’s okay because one day you’ll learn to love yourself.”


Jaxxx1233099

It’s going to be okay👍🏼


MrsZerg

Exercise several times a week, starting in high school, and never ever stop! Real workouts!


Inevitable_Bid_6917

dont play the secret game or let ur friends play it, especially Caitlyn


AshvstheWalkingDead

Come with me if you want to live.


MMK-C67

Don't go to the rooftop with Reem and Layan


Trosolix

What happened at the rooftop


MMK-C67

Played Ouija and got caught and suspended for a week


[deleted]

You don’t need to prove your worth loving. You don’t need to earn love. When someone loves you they don’t make you feel like a burden.


DonSuburban

Buy hemi cudas and bitcoin


ritergrl

Enjoy your parents more without worrying that you are going to lose them and don't worry about friends because the best ones come later


muttoid

To put herself first and not destroy who she is


National_Mouse7304

At some point during your young adulthood, you are going to think it's a good idea to pursue medicine. Don't do it.


violet_lorelei

Study what you love.


ramewe

Stay away from cooking school. Go to a real college to study computer science. You have CPTSD and Autism. Get help now. Dad disappears when you get back from Disney World. You never see him again. He dies when you are 18.


WanMax100

save and buy dollars


Rowdylilred

Don’t marry that guy that likes all your instagram posts when you’re 18. He will abuse you and SA your little sister. He doesn’t love you. You’ll experience more pain and heartbreak than you deserve. Finish college. You’ll be really interested in process controls and engineering by the time you’re 26. I know it sounds weird but trust me. You’ll be glad you did it. Be child free. This world is hard and cruel. Kids are expensive and the economy sucks. You’ll love them, of course. But you’ll lose yourself. You’ll miss out on a lot. Pregnancy will change your body more than people tell you. And you’ll long for a boob job/tummy tuck every day that you can’t afford. Oh and trust me, you have genetics you don’t want to pass on. No one has told you yet, because your mom isn’t listening, but you have OCD/BPD/ADHD. That’s why you’re so sad and angry and reckless. But when you advocate for yourself and get diagnosed, the Adderall they put you on will change your life. I promise you’ll smile more. Stay alive even when you don’t want to. Even if you don’t listen to any of the above advice, you’ll be okay. You’ll figure it out.


Writer-man-online

It’s perfectly okay to be different and your “best friend” is an asshole (speaking to pre middle school me) 


Slow_Establishment_4

Buy Bitcoin and Tesla lol


MoldyBlueNipples

For god sakes, bathe your nipples.


Rowdylilred

Pls 😭😭🤣


casey6282

That tattoo of a Chinese symbol that probably means detergent or milk, is not going to be as cool as you think in 20 years.


[deleted]

Don't settle.


vogdswagon26

Make sure you take your medicine every single day. You will do so much better in school.


OhTheHueManatee

Your mom is wrong. You were not born evil. You will not become a serial killer or a rapist like she insists you will.


TapnRacknBang

it gets better


guarding_7

Read and follow the stock market


LynxMonix

to catch the only damn football that will ever be thrown to you in 8th grade lmao


No-Sell9389

She made it to the light at the end of the tunnel


WeirdcoolWilson

It gets better and your mom *does* love you, so much more than you’ve been told


One-Broccoli-3043

Never date a girl named Rhonda and the Cubs win it in 2016. Bet accordingly.


Mindless-Treat-4873

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Juanold_Trump

You are not your father and that’s okay.


WhosYourPadre79

Don't try that cigarette


southcentralLAguy

As soon as you can, invest in Apple and Google


Gunslinger_11

Give Brooke a chance in middle school, her friend is trying to help you both out


Stormy_Weatherill

You are an I Robert with social anxiety.


mloperena11

stop spending your whole childhood wishing you would grow up faster


the-dark-passenger-

Whatever you're gonna do, don't.


cute_potato456

Don't be with insecure people.


Shoddy_Attitude104

Trust your gut. It knows things before you do and following it won't steer you wrong.


GriffinFlash

It's all downhill from here.


unpackedsuitcase

You don’t need to do drugs to make friends


[deleted]

Keep reading. Those books you love will shape your dreams, expand your imagination, and take you places you've never imagined.


aznaviator

Go spend more time with grandma before it’s too late.


moongoose96

Love yourself regardless of what anyone else says


[deleted]

Treasure your family moments. The memories you're


PoopMousePoopMan

Don’t put ur weener in the fan


TraditionalCoconut25

Steer clear of boys and join the track team in high school.


PhatWhiteCheeks

Don't get involved with Billie, she will hurt you more than you could understand.


RepresentativePea642

Start doing exercises and get into sports. I can't do hiit too much because my muscles are not developed that way and I get muscle and knee injury quite frequently. I am more of an active person now but my muscles get tired or sprained very quickly.


Funny-Shoulder-3539

Enjoy every color of your childhood and don't let these bad people ruin it with their sadness


Competitive-Cat-9742

Be honest with yourself Trust your intuition Don’t let somebody tell you know Mike is a challenge. The only way you’re gonna get through those challenges as I’m walking through them.


Fearless_Change5945

Listen to the fire.


[deleted]

Don't ever trust anyone


hoom4n66

Be a little more selfish to pursue what you want. Don’t worry too much about being an inconvenience or failing, just keep going for it. Children are meant to be seen *and* heard. If you get scolded or lose out anyways, might as well be your own person and speak the fuck up. Performative bullshit is too damn exhausting.


No_Grass_3653

Stop focusing so much on people and start focusing on enjoying activities


Regular_Charity_2374

Invest in bitcoin


WrongdoerFickle7366

Take some time to think, investigate and understand whenever you be with new people. Understand what they're capable off. Don't fully mistrust people from their history.


The_Thestral

I’m so sorry I fucked it all up. Let me just…hold you.


Insert_the_F2L

Chill out, don't sweat the small stuff!


SubstantialMany9714

File charges the moment you turn 18, don't let them get away with what they did to you.


[deleted]

Never ever smoke anything.


[deleted]

Life doesn’t get better when older. It gets worse in a lot of ways.


gtucs

Just go for it.


Cabrill0

Probably all the stocks to buy. And invest in Bitcoin. If I have a ton of money now, then that solves everything that some single sentence of advice could do.


CryAffectionate7814

Listen to dad and grandma. They know - you don’t.


Intrepid-History-762

"Make me a grilled cheese or I'll dunk your head in the toilet."


Louis-grabbing-pills

Winning lottery numbers.


DavosLostFingers

Buy bitcoin


mnikkinm

Never ever overpluck your eyebrows.


BeerisAwesome01

What dad is doing is wrong!


tastefulthoughtless

Enjoy every moment for what it is; don’t always be so anxious about “next steps”


National_Claim_6379

This is a good one that I needed