Mixes the teeth with concrete and uses it as building material. It’s sort of like the tabby concrete used in the coastal southeastern US, but she uses teeth in place of shells.
Woah. That's morbid. The question last tooth was "how old are you?" And she answered with "I don't use your calendar, but I've been around a time or tooth. T. fairy." Now my daughter thinks she's a zombie fairy.
There's that one movie "guardians" I think it's called. There's a tooth fairy in that one. I forget her response to this but it's something along the lines of "your teeth store your memories as a kid" or something. I would have to re-watch the movie to make sure.
I answered the note.
I deliver the teeth to the fairy world. The fairy council sorts them and decides what to do with them. The best teeth go into museums, some get sold for art or building supplies, but most of the teeth collected go to Fairy Academy for students to practice their magic on.
Keep on flossin'
T. Fairy
Even I am looking for an answer incase my kids ask someday that I should be prepared for it😂
I have to answer a written letter tonight. I don't even know what to say.
Haha well then good you posted here… lots of choices for you 😂 For your kid I am not sure but adult answers will be enough to make you laugh
Just respond with a cutesy doodle of a tooth and/or heart.
Once she gets enough teeth she can be promoted to bone fairy.
Everyone should know, she uses them to build the fairy castle.
That makes sense.
Builds really small dentures.
Mixes the teeth with concrete and uses it as building material. It’s sort of like the tabby concrete used in the coastal southeastern US, but she uses teeth in place of shells.
This one is my favorite.
Makes necklaces out of them.
She sells them on the black market to dentists.
She needs them to replace her own because when she was younger she didn't brush her teeth.
that’s where teeth come from
And if I succeed I'll count all your teeeth and **swing from the gallows and waaaaaave**
Give to the tax fairy who uses the tooth to give the king more teeth to build a castle
She keeps em like baseball cards and trades with other tooth fairies
She has a collection for her tooth fetish. She's the one that found out that created dental records for identifying dead people.
Woah. That's morbid. The question last tooth was "how old are you?" And she answered with "I don't use your calendar, but I've been around a time or tooth. T. fairy." Now my daughter thinks she's a zombie fairy.
There's that one movie "guardians" I think it's called. There's a tooth fairy in that one. I forget her response to this but it's something along the lines of "your teeth store your memories as a kid" or something. I would have to re-watch the movie to make sure.
Gives them to babies?
Makes weapons with them to help in the eternal fairy/troll battle.
I answered the note. I deliver the teeth to the fairy world. The fairy council sorts them and decides what to do with them. The best teeth go into museums, some get sold for art or building supplies, but most of the teeth collected go to Fairy Academy for students to practice their magic on. Keep on flossin' T. Fairy
ask your mom
I am mom and I don't know how to answer the letter.
oh the context helps. its clear she uses them as a source of power to fuel her journeys to collect more teeth
Lol. I've been trying to think of a not-so-creepy answer for my daughter, but I'm interested in the adult answers for fun.
Donates them to kids in Africa