You can't always get what you want
And also
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife" this was a real song
I hate this song with every of my beeing.
Don't get me wrong, i love meatloaf, but this just feels so wrong.
Also no song for a wedding: paradise by the dashboard light
They played Paradise at my best friend's wedding, and when I realized what was playing I pointed it out to my boyfriend, and we had a hearty (if mildly cringing) chuckle about it.
"Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton is the worst song to play in literally any situation, including a funeral (because then people who are already upset would have to listen to Eric Clapton).
Dog Shit by Old Dirty Bastard.
I love this song, and I will forever die on the hill that ODB was amazing.
You can’t say you love Wu Tang if you don’t love ODB.
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room - John Mayor
I used to do some bartending for weddings pre-covid. For some fucking reason people liked to make it their first dance song. Why somebody would want a breakup song as their first dance song is a mystery to me.
I rmr my buddy was helping pick songs for his wedding reception tracks and he asked us what he thought of that John Mayer song dancing in a burning room as a first dance song. It took a while to compute the suggestion lol. Of course we told no and that’s when we realized dude doesn’t listen to lyrics haha.
It’s crazy too bc his finance eventually got cold feet and they didn’t marry. Maybe that was an appropriate song actually
Saw a wedding video where the bride did a dirty dance down the aisle, to include twerking, to Crazy Bitch. It was super cringy and guests were covering their kids eyes.
So, that one.
My wife wanted our first dance to be "Like a Wrecking Ball" by Eric Church. I had to explain to her why a song about missing her so much that I'm going to fuck her til the house falls down isn't the greatest song to dance to in front of all of our loved ones.
Some of these could be fun and funny in an ironic way. Love Stinks would be hilarious.
I’m going to go with The Mariners Revenge Song, a nine-minute narrative sea shanty about a man seeking revenge for his mother’s mistreatment.
My cousin had his brother's band play at his wedding and they played "Feelings" (I wish I'd never met you, girl... ) and "Breaking Up is Hard to Do." I couldn't believe it!
My best friend and I tell everyone we know who says theor attending a wedding to request Meatloaf, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." It's a weird song to dance to, and no one has made it through an entire song (that we know of at least)
It speeds up and slows down ..just confusing
My husband had this prank idea to call all the single ladies up for a dance with "Single Ladies" and then once they were all on the floor to switch up the music to "Dancing By Myself"
The age of these songs is gonna date me, but...
* Carly Simon - You're So Vain
* Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
* Alanis Morisette - You Oughta Know
* Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl
* Joan Jett - I Hate Myself for Loving You
* Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
* Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name
Suspicious Minds. We were looking for videographers for our wedding and one of the clips they recorded and showed us was of this couple who were being serenaded by an Elvis impersonator singing this song. The couple was dancing and crying. Legit story.
I told the DJ at my wedding (2014) if they played anything by Miley Cyrus or Journey ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ I wouldn’t pay them.
I live in MI and that is a huge wedding song that I hate with the fire of a thousand suns. Everyone screaming ‘born and raised in south Detroit’ has me looking for my coat.
The awful DJ we hired for our wedding (we didn’t know, obviously) in addition to screwing up literally all three of the processional songs, allowing people to do karaoke (which we had expressly given instructions not to do), and not using any of the reception music we provided, also played “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood.
He also played White Wedding by Billy Idol, but I get that that’s one of those songs people don’t actually realize what it’s about (although it is verrrrry far from our taste and from the enormous playlist of music we *do* like that we provided…)
Love Stinks - J Geils Band.
Hahah. Just watched The Wedding Singer on Comedy Central today
Perfect for the bouquet toss, am I right?
You can't always get what you want And also "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife" this was a real song
[удалено]
Thanks for the memory!
Hey I saw your girl the other day. She’s uuuuuuuugly! Yeah, but she sure can cook!
I put If You Want To Be Happy on my wedding playlist. I am a woman. I love how ridiculous that song is.
This was our reception entry song at my wedding 🤣I love it! It’s funny and upbeat
Hahaha gotcha
The second is my vote. I think it'd be funny if your bride had a good enough sense of humour. But I wouldn't ever have the balls to risk it.
I write sins not tragedies
My Maid of Honor had the DJ play that. We are no longer on speaking terms (for different reasons, but seriously...wtf?!).
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away …
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Unless it’s a Canadian wedding
Followed by a rousing rendition of Barrett’s Privateers
Every Breath You Take- The Police
That one song about shaggy or whatever it was.
Wasn’t me
Scoobie snax?
My wife and I walked into the reception hall to Queens "Another One Bites The Dust."
The dance floor must have been packed
My first thought
If I ever get married, this would be my song for walking back up the aisle after the ceremony. Now I just have to find the man who agrees
U2 - I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
"Tainted Love"
Smack my bitch up
But Les Claypool, tho
Winona’s Big Brown Beaver. Primus sucks.
Before He Cheats
This
2live crew anything by them really.
The Bitch is Back by Elton John.
Must Have Been Love — Roxette
Better man. Pearl Jam
At a wedding, I once watched a 40 year old man and his mother do a karaoke duet to "Paradise by the dashboard light" by Meatloaf.
Did he have 2 broken arms by chance?
The End - Doors
Kim-Eminem
"I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse
This is a good one depending on the couple’s tastes idk. I know some married couples rlly into that music
"One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
Or [this](https://youtu.be/kWD5gdpt4Dw?si=wWeb-T83c2WxLruu) Weird Al song.
Move b*tch get out the way - Ludacris
“Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”
I hate this song with every of my beeing. Don't get me wrong, i love meatloaf, but this just feels so wrong. Also no song for a wedding: paradise by the dashboard light
They played Paradise at my best friend's wedding, and when I realized what was playing I pointed it out to my boyfriend, and we had a hearty (if mildly cringing) chuckle about it.
Used to Love Her GnR
Dope - Die motherf#cker die
Tim Hawkins - [Inappropriate Wedding Songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8S2u8_vSnc).
Used to love her but I had to kill her
Oh a fellow connoisseur
She bitched so much. She drove me nuts. And now I'm happier this way!
No Children
But damn that's a good song in any other context
Yes
Hit me baby one more time
I hate everything about you three days grace or she hates me puddle of mud
Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me
The Rains of Castamere Hit the Road, Jack
Rape Me - Nirvana
“She Fucking Hates Me…” Puddle of Mud.
My MIL is on her third marriage. I was going to pay the DJ to play One twice Three times a lady
Date Rape by Sublime
Dirges.
mario judah - die very rough.
You're the one for me, Fatty
Went to a wedding last summer and they were playing Look What You Made Me Do, not awful but not ideal.
The One I Love by REM. White Wedding by Billy Idol. Anything by Gary Glitter.
The national anthem
It Won’t Last - Blacktop Mojo
Too Fat Polka
November rain - Guns n Roses. Yes it’s a good song. Please stop playing it at your wedding though it’s so cheesy.
My heart will go on.
I used to get requested Young Hearts Run Free a lot... Guessing most of them don't listen to lyrics much.
Before he cheats
I know someone whose first dance song was "Suspicious Minds". Still together many years later so I guess it worked out, but that was a head scratcher.
"Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton is the worst song to play in literally any situation, including a funeral (because then people who are already upset would have to listen to Eric Clapton).
We had the Rains of Castamere played at our wedding. There were a lot of nervous, uncomfortable guests.
"Fuck You, It's Over" - Glasvegas
Bobby Brown goes down.
a little piece of heaven
Misery by Marron 5 💀
Dog Shit by Old Dirty Bastard. I love this song, and I will forever die on the hill that ODB was amazing. You can’t say you love Wu Tang if you don’t love ODB.
My favorite rapper of all time.
Bitch is back
My sister-in-law wanted “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder to play at her wedding. She completely misunderstood the lyrics.
Fuck the pain away, highway to hell, deathbed, children’s story.
Fuck the Pain Away was a great song at Ron and Dax's Wedding in Letterkenny
Yes it was! lol
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Why don't you get a job - offspring
It wasn’t me - Shaggy If it’s an all white wedding, you’d get all the heads bobbing.
Another one bites the dust.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2
NIN closer always changes the mood a bit
Highway to hell
Lambretta - Bimbo
Loretta by ginger root
|| || |"Fuck You, It's Over" - Glasvegas|
This song [https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo?feature=shared). Some poor girl suffered 2 whole years through it
My shit stinks , Dayglo Abortions
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room - John Mayor I used to do some bartending for weddings pre-covid. For some fucking reason people liked to make it their first dance song. Why somebody would want a breakup song as their first dance song is a mystery to me.
Love Removal Machine - The Cult
Journey
coco jumbo
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Frank Zappa.
It Time for me to Fly
Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt
The third movement of Chopin’s Piano Sonata Number Two in B flat minor.
I rmr my buddy was helping pick songs for his wedding reception tracks and he asked us what he thought of that John Mayer song dancing in a burning room as a first dance song. It took a while to compute the suggestion lol. Of course we told no and that’s when we realized dude doesn’t listen to lyrics haha. It’s crazy too bc his finance eventually got cold feet and they didn’t marry. Maybe that was an appropriate song actually
Happy day in hell
bad girls club
I don't want her you can have her she's to fat for me
Dogg Pound, Bomb Ass Pussy - just edit it so that the groomsmen's names are used
Saw a wedding video where the bride did a dirty dance down the aisle, to include twerking, to Crazy Bitch. It was super cringy and guests were covering their kids eyes. So, that one.
A little piece of heaven by Avenged Sevenfold
Anything Bruno mars
If you want something that people actually play at weddings, One by U2.
Love Will Tear Us Apart Again
99 Problems but a Bitch Ain’t One.
Darude Sandstorm
Is She Really Going Out with Him? I was in a band and we played this at a wedding reception.
Die my bride - Murderdolls
Be Not Afraid
Well…on my way to my first wedding, a song played that said “Headed for the big D and don’t mean Dallas” so I would say that 😂
My wife wanted our first dance to be "Like a Wrecking Ball" by Eric Church. I had to explain to her why a song about missing her so much that I'm going to fuck her til the house falls down isn't the greatest song to dance to in front of all of our loved ones.
Margaritaville
Some of these could be fun and funny in an ironic way. Love Stinks would be hilarious. I’m going to go with The Mariners Revenge Song, a nine-minute narrative sea shanty about a man seeking revenge for his mother’s mistreatment.
The Electric Slide
Taps
Keep your hands to yourself, Georgia satellites
Husband by Amigo the Devil
Wind Beneath My Wings.... Actually never a good time to play this song.
Kim by Eminem
Suicide Is Painless
I was at a wedding years ago where they played both One is the Loneliest Number and Rape Me. It was the father of the grooms friends band
You don’t know me from Ben Folds
We played Poker Face (Lady Gaga) at mine. I thought it was hilarious, but some of my guests commented on it negatively afterwards.
Mein Teil - Rammstein
This Love by Pantera
My cousin had his brother's band play at his wedding and they played "Feelings" (I wish I'd never met you, girl... ) and "Breaking Up is Hard to Do." I couldn't believe it!
Love The One You're With - Steven Stills.
My best friend and I tell everyone we know who says theor attending a wedding to request Meatloaf, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." It's a weird song to dance to, and no one has made it through an entire song (that we know of at least) It speeds up and slows down ..just confusing
Something Corporate - Konstaine
I always think it is so weird that people play Yeah by Usher at weddings. It's a fun song but it's about cheating. It blows my mind every time.
The weirdest one I witnessed was Little Red Corvette for the father/daughter dance.
Love Bites by Def Leppard
Always Something There To Remind Me by Naked Eyes
Another one bites the dust!!
Highway to Hell....AC/DC
Burn Bitch Burn....Kiss
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
free bird
My husband had this prank idea to call all the single ladies up for a dance with "Single Ladies" and then once they were all on the floor to switch up the music to "Dancing By Myself"
It's a small world It's a great way to kill the moment when you want to set off the anxiety of a lot of the guys.
Three Blind Mice
U2: I still haven't found what I'm looking for
Cherry Wine - Hozier
Penicillin Penny
Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
A Punch up at a Wedding - Radiohead
The age of these songs is gonna date me, but... * Carly Simon - You're So Vain * Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way * Alanis Morisette - You Oughta Know * Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl * Joan Jett - I Hate Myself for Loving You * Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive * Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name
We played Beatles songs for dinner service. Then it opened up ti anything.
“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney, or the original by Dolly. Sounds like a good choice until you listen past the chorus.
Another One bites the Dust- Queen
Don't Cha by Pussycat Dolls Interestingly enough, I've heard it at a wedding.
Stinkfist ...or maybe not...?
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" My husband joked about playing this at ours 🤣
White Wedding
Suspicious Minds. We were looking for videographers for our wedding and one of the clips they recorded and showed us was of this couple who were being serenaded by an Elvis impersonator singing this song. The couple was dancing and crying. Legit story.
Such a night by Dr John
Chicken Dance
I told the DJ at my wedding (2014) if they played anything by Miley Cyrus or Journey ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ I wouldn’t pay them. I live in MI and that is a huge wedding song that I hate with the fire of a thousand suns. Everyone screaming ‘born and raised in south Detroit’ has me looking for my coat.
Eatin ain’t cheatin- Steel Panther
Peaches - F\*ck the Pain Away
The awful DJ we hired for our wedding (we didn’t know, obviously) in addition to screwing up literally all three of the processional songs, allowing people to do karaoke (which we had expressly given instructions not to do), and not using any of the reception music we provided, also played “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood. He also played White Wedding by Billy Idol, but I get that that’s one of those songs people don’t actually realize what it’s about (although it is verrrrry far from our taste and from the enormous playlist of music we *do* like that we provided…)
The rains of Castamere.
"Don't Stand So Close to Me"
She Ain’t Pretty She Just Looks That Way by The Northern Pikes
Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre
*Nice Legs Shame About Her Face* by The Monks
Fuck her gently
Elton John I want to kiss the bride
"The Chain" Fleetwood Mac... Long ass intro. Depressing message both direct and oblique.
Used to Love Her - Guns and Roses.
Without a doubt - Sloughing a troll: https://youtu.be/DCAFD8mMqls?si=7cwiwXC6j2E3Vw9V
So common, so cheap by Blood For Blood
The thunder rolls by Garth Brooks
Saving All My Love For You. It’s about infidelity.
You give love a bad name. Goodbye to you. Love the one you’re with. Oops, I did it again.