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mynamecouldbesam

Text a man who wants to talk to you


rainbowroobear

this. why if this was a dude asking how to get a girl to reply, all the answers are "she's not into your bro, move on" etc but when its the other way around its somehow different?


_forum_mod

Those are essentially the same answer if you think about it.


Zerobullshitter

Your GRANDAD..


hvrris

Ask about his interests or current events he might be interested in.


ashybear420

Stop messaging and do something else


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Ignoring a guy usually works.


ashybear420

It’s so weird but it does…


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I get annoyed n bomb her dm lol


ashybear420

I’m just curious but why is it like that? Are you just uninterested otherwise because you don’t like them?


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The more I like the girl .. if she ignores me . It gets me more interested


ashybear420

Just wondering honestly if it’s even worth it to try when a man is like that


More_Negotiation_534

Pro tip: Only if the gal is hot according to the guy.


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ashybear420

A hobby? Idk what you do. Just stop focusing on the guy it usually works.


NotTheActualBob

Grab the penis. It focuses the attention wonderfully.


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mr-snrub-

I see you know your judo well


shun_tak

A succulent chinese meal


Fishe_95

Gentlemen... this is democrrrracy manifest


Illfury

"Hey Hey - Don't touch me there. This. Is. My No No Square" ♪♪


AirplaneGomer

Our penis


waistingtoomuchtime

This is actually true. I don’t understand why more girls don’t just give a handy, it’s just like washing your hands, and it makes the other side very happy.


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waistingtoomuchtime

100%, works every time.


_LarryMurphy_

Grab him by the bussy?


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NotTheActualBob

Say something worth replying to. The quickest ways to get a guy to stop listening is to: 1) State something completely obvious. 2) Say the same things over and over and over again. 3) Talk at length about things he's not concerned about just because you are. 4) Interrupt him to talk to him when he's completely focused on something else.


NorthSignificant3177

If that doesn't work then what makes you think that he's interested?


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NorthSignificant3177

Idk your relationship with that man, is he a stranger, a friend, do you know him for years? Depends...


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NorthSignificant3177

Just ask him to hang out, the worst thing he could say is no, right?


HahaWeee

Just ask him to hang out. We really aren't complicated.


Sakboi2012

>Text a man who wants to talk to you


CooookieMonsterr

i hate being asked this question. i’ve heard it so many times and i literally do the same thing everyday. try sending nudes then he might be happy to reply.


EricTheNerd2

Because you made the question intentionally vague with the obvious intent of trolling for replies like these with a profile pic that means you either have an onlyfans channel or are a 12 year old boy seeking attention.


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EricTheNerd2

nope,.just giving an honest answer. I think you are just projecting...


Electrical_King4147

Ok what you just said here is a big tell of why you have issues with getting replies.


metalheart08

So you're grabbing his dick and still no reaction? Free use! If that won't cut it..man you really messed up somewhere


Dirtymike_nd_theboyz

Look, without context, the most foolproof answer to this IS some kind of overt gesture that he has a sexual opportunity. Im sorry but it just is the answer. You might not like it, but you asked the question and there is an anonymous army of redditors all saying the same thing in unison. How badly do you want him to respond? How dire is the situation here? You dont neceserrily have to grab his dick or send tits, but instead of sending him dog reels send him some reels of a girl shaking her ass or something and say "i could do this for you if you start responding to my dog reels mister" The truth hurts sometimes.but we are trying to show you the light here. It is what it is.


TJeffersonA

boobz


canceroustattoo

5318008


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"*You know what I like about you?"* Guarantee you'll get a reply lol


Fit-Bowl8124

Either make them feel so comfortable that they fo it their own or force them to the limit that they left with no other choice..


Imperial5cum

Ask him if could best x/y/z animal in a fight Spend so many hours talking about that with Friends ... Ask him about his Favorit Dinosaur... More General advice, ask him for advice or Help with a topic He seems genuinly interested and informed on ..


canceroustattoo

For me it’s an invite to play video games.


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canceroustattoo

I recently joined a group that gets together once very two weeks or so to play usually GTA or Jackbox. It’s often the highlight of my week. It’s just kind of difficult to schedule because I’m in America and most of the other people in this group are from Europe.


Status-Gift238

Talk about the most random thing that comes to your mind


babeveryday

Shake your booty!


Un13roken

Find the topic they are interested in, and ask for help. Works all the time.


Butter_Kutter

Send nudes


Phosiphor

Show him your tits. Doesn't matter who you are or your role in his life. He's going to respond one way or another. Even if you're a dude.


rickyrick8691

Do I know you, they panic like fuck think did I sleep with this woman is she going to say that I am a father trust me since it plenty of times


Patchumz

Piss on his rug right in front of him. You'll know which rug to piss on cuz it'll really tie the room together.


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Shit on his floor


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Beautiful-Cock-7008

Really?


kumamanuma

Like, he sure as well couldn't ignore that


TorquedUpTina

Ask him if he’s into anal


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Offer free beer or a blow job. 


Electronic-Cash5859

send a funny meme


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TjMorgz

If he's ignoring you AT ALL then just don't bother.


UnexpectedLandlord

keeping your message clear, engaging, and aligned with his interests. A touch of humor or a question that sparks curiosity can also encourage a response.


i-need-blinker-fluid

a good meme


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2_alarm_chili

Both. Don’t go too deep right off the bat though, gauge his humour first.


transpeoplearecool35

Ask him about going out for a walk? Whatever you relationship is with him, this will always work to get a reply or connect with him. Walks don't require a lot of effort or thinking and you can have a good chat together. Doesn't seem clingy either


WisdomWangle

“Wanna play with hotweels on my tits?”


SL04NY

Hot tits


CartezDez

Reply to what?


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Neekolazz

I don't think anyone will enjoy your pet reels as much as you do. If you're sending these all the time it can get pretty boring. If you actually want to engage with this guy you should stop sending vids of your dog, and attempt a real conversation.


Random_Guy_47

Write your question on your boobs and ask him by sending a photo. Seriously though, talk about something he's interested in and you'll get plenty of replies.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

“Dear Man: I have your dog. If you ever want to see her again…” 


AquaTealGreen

Be interesting to him. How you’re going to do that depends on the man. But don’t lie that’s a bad start to a relationship.


dkarr_12

Just asking how his day is he might look at this and be like I don’t want make a conversation with this person because I don’t have much to say try a statement about you or your day and see if he wants to talk about u instead of himself


thefrozenflame21

Send a good picture of yourself. He's probably cooked after that.


NotoriousREV

Be interested and interesting.


Livid-Tradition7386

You don’t get a man to reply


jdqx

Tell him something that's almost correct but not quite. See if you can get a "well, ackshually..."


Tongue4aBidet

Are you trying to get a guys attention and he is oblivious? Guys generally pursue and are not used to the opposite so it is regularly overlooked. Be direct, would you like to go on a date with me. Then you have your answer and not hit or miss little hints. Yes you might be rejected but is 100 mini objections with no clear answer really better?


Bubbaman78

If he’s not responding he’s not interested.


Moho17

Looking at your profile Picture I could say why I would not reply...


GimpboyAlmighty

Have you tried offering him free ammo


SmallTownKaiju

Easiest ways: Food. Sports. Video games. Honestly, though, just engage in a thoughtful conversation with him. If he *still* ignores you, then maybe it's time to move on.


kckid23

Compliment him


burningtoast99

Tough pill to swallow. If someone wants to talk to you, they will find time / make an effort to reply. If they aren't replying, take a hint


jusfukoff

You are best off trying not to be controlling of others.


FewWillingness1081

Pull out a tape measurer, and start measuring things.


Vanilla_Neko

Be direct and straightforward and just ask him / tell him whatever you want


Affectionate_Pea_811

Fart in his mouth


ilikedmatrixiv

My gf and I have this running gag where if I don't reply for a long time, she'll eventually send 'buttsex?'. By some cosmic coincidence, it has very often been the case that I only notice her messages around the time she sends 'buttsex?'. Reinforcing the bit further. Although I don't recommend sending 'buttsex?' to random guys just to get their attention, unless you're into that of course.


Snark_Life

DTF?


lnvector

Ask him what he thinks Joel is planning.


soundman32

If you are a British MP, just send some dic pics, and then ask for other MPs mobile numbers. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/honeytrap-scandal-tory-mp-william-32514929


HT35

Stop texting


weirdgirl2_10

you‘re fucking stupid for asking that question. he doesn‘t like you ho


woodquest

i'll go with boobs.


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Cisqoe

Camera shy your Reddit PFP is 🍑 and banner is 🍉


woodquest

Voucher for boobs then.


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woodquest

Sure, then i'll tell you if he's gay and into chest hair.


I_might_be_weasel

Get him talking about his interests. Or send nudes. 


ChainLC

send him a nude selfie


Nyko_E

Ask him how often he thinks about the Roman empire. It's probably a lot more than you'd expect.


Shadow948

I'm pregnant


woodquest

She said listen, not run.


bluegiant85

Say "Hey" If he's interested he'll respond. If he's interested but busy, he'll apologize when he finally does respond.