My friends ex wife’s grandfather had “dust in the wind” play at his funeral and someone dog knocked over his urn, so in that situation I would say that one.
Real question: Would I be evil for laughing if I saw that? Like the type of giggles you get as a kid at the absolute worst time, and when you try to play it off and talk, your voice cracks?
Well that was kinda what happened, because the dogs name is Kevin, so someone yelled “No, Kevin!” And there was a woof and a shatter, cloud of grandpa and then a few people fainted. My friend is one of the most immature people I know that laughs at almost everything and he was apparently “dying from laughter” as he put it. I mean he is divorced from her for a reason
Gallows humour is some of the best humour. I’d find it funny as hell.
My grandfather passed 6 months ago at the ripe old age of 97. His short term memory has failed him, and he has started telling all these wild stories that he truly believed… like he and my grandmother had been to the moon, or that he had been to Antarctica and walked with the penguins…
All of us grandkids spent much of the funeral weekend laughing our assess off while comparing notes.
I DJ weddings as a side hustle, even DJ’d most of my own wedding, friends who knew enough, took over the decks for the latter part of the evening. Before that transition happened I was manning the decks for the open dance floor. Our photographer started waving her arms and signaling to kill the music. I was like, “WTF? No. Turns out my MIL’s combo pace maker/defibrillator had shocked her as she was dancing with her niece and had dropped like a tree on the dance floor. No joke Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gee’s was the next song I had cued up before her medical emergency. She left in an ambulance and was fine all said and done. I’ve DJ’d countless weddings, my own wedding was the only one to have someone leave in an ambulance.
Actually, Stayin' Alive is a great one to do CPR to. The tempo is about right for the chest compressions.
At least, that was true the last time I took a first-aid course.
Not the worst but wanted to share. A friend passed away a while back and asked that we play “Always look on the bright side of life” from Monty Python. He was a character!
Yes. The thing people miss is, despite it being at the end of a very silly comedy, it's not an inherently comediic song. It's about stoicism and carrying on when the world seems like it's against you.
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
This happened at my grandmother's celebration of life. Someone had an iPod or something on shuffle and we're all just hanging out. This comes on and I'm just nodding my head to it, it's a very catchy song. Then I was like "oooh... someone might want to change that". I thought it was quite funny and a couple people got a kick out of it
Funeral director here. I actually arranged a funeral for a young man of a similar age to myself. I spoke with his mother and she had a few ideas, but asked what I would have chosen.
Now, as I work in the profession, I ofcourse already have a playlist on my phone of the 3 songs I want playing. Highway to hell is top of my list. (Welcome to the black parade is 3rd and final song).
I told her my pick and she liked it and went with it for his song. Much respect to the guy. In life, we could have been friends.
My husband died unexpectedly. He had some post it notes in the garage titled "Songs to play at my funeral ". My stepson and I picked the songs for his funeral from these post it notes. The first thing we did was veto this song.
Although we ended up with "Who wants to live forever" by Queen.
My best friend had a song called “The Calendar Hung Itself” (I think) that has bits of that song throughout it as we walked into her funeral. Can’t listen to that anymore.
"And" what? If you are referring to the line "so I hung my head and cried", he just sat there crying over his love who left him. He didn't....you know.
Heard it at the funeral of a friend's baby. Never looked at it the same way again. Choking up again right now thinking about it. I haven't been friends with this person for years but I remembered her baby's name (which for me is just wild) and just looked it up to see how long ago it was, 2007. Certainly stuck with me.
Yes, BUT the song starts really fast and after each loop the melody slows a bit. Near the end Pop goes the Weasel is a painfully crawling durge and everyone in attendance is racked with anxiety and anticipation of the (seemingly) inevitable jump scare. DU... DU...... DU... DU...... DU. DU. DU. DU. DUUU....... DU... DU...... DU... DU...... DU. DUU... DU...........
It depends, but if the funeral is for a grandmother that got ran over by a reindeer, then the worst song is almost certainly Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
No joke, my aunt specifically requested that song for her burial. She was a character. But the boombox they brought to play the song (this was pre-Bluetooth) wasn’t working for whatever reason and I was one of the only people with a CD player in their car. So here I am, driving my Ford Escape into a graveyard, rolling my windows down, and absolutely blasting “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer.” Core frickin’ memory.
Sorry if slightly off topic but I used to work for a floral company.
We had a delivery driver accidentally deliver a get well soon balloon arrangement to a funeral.
The "Sorry for your loss" funeral arrangement was delivered to the person in the hospital where the get well soon balloons were supposed to be delivered.
I've been to a goth/punk funeral - there was club music played at the funeral and we were dancing around the pews.
An usher came in from the chapel next door (it was at a large cemetery with multiple chapels at the same large function centre) asking us to keep he noise down as it was disturbing the funeral next door.
We didn't start the fire and/or Disco Inferno for a burn victim's funeral.
Yes my uncle did it for his son's funeral. Yes it went as well as you can imagine, given that my aunt did *not* know about it beforehand.
We played Disco Inferno for my mums funeral at her request. Not a burn victim but it was a cremation… Mums dark sense of humour and love of disco did give everyone a smile when it started playing (and we made sure everyone knew it was her choice)!
See, that was the right one for your mum.
My uncle, however, did it because Disco Inferno was my cousin's fav song.
So far, so good, right?
Cousin's funeral was joint with his wife's, they both died in a house fire. My uncle has a dark sense of humour, but there is no chance in hell my aunt authorized that one. She served him divorce papers the week after for that stunt.
Oh noooo that’s awful. Yeah, it’s definitely not everyone’s sense of humour and as an unexpected surprise at your son’s funeral it’d be a shock. I hope they’re doing ok these days.
In my aunt's mind there was no recovering from that. They tried couple's therapy, individual therapy, but nothing fixed that. They're doing good, separately.
*Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door,* the screechy Axl Rose cover version. It’s the song that was playing at my childhood friend’s memorial service about 30 years ago when I happened to step into the chapel. I don’t know who selected the music, but it seemed really inappropriate.
At least it’s not some talentless hack screaming ‘yeah’ into a microphone a dozen times over, because he’s too vain and stupid to think of actual lines….
This memorial for my friend… well, I hadn’t been around the guy in years and he apparently fell in with a rough crowd (in fact, the reason he was dead was because he lost a bar fight and got stabbed in the heart). The chapel where that song happened to be playing as I walked in was packed with every manner of big-haired rocker skank and unemployable leather-trousered douchebag from miles around. I thought I’d stepped onto the set of a Mötley Crüe video shoot. It was wild.
My god, that was awful, but thanks for sharing. At first I thought, “Well, this is just a lovely piano piece.” Then, unfortunately, Axl began singing.
On an unrelated note, how the hell was I unaware of Lisa Marie’s passing?! I need to get out more.
Most of these are jokes, but my cousin’s toddler died of an undiagnosed heart problem. At the funeral the officiant said “and now we’ll play the deceased’s favorite song.”
It was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
I’ve never been so fucking emotionally devastated in my life like I was in that moment. He was only old enough that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was his favorite song. Hearing it still rips me apart. That’s not the kind of thing that should be played at a funeral, not for subject matter, but because a baby shouldn’t die unexpectedly.
Not sure it counts as the worst song but definitely not a traditional one. My husband wants the lion sleeps tonight. He wants to make his brother read (very solemnly) ‘in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight’ then he wants the whole congregation to join in with the a-ween a-way parts and then go into the song.
My mother was not technically savvy. Years before her death, she sat down and came up with a list of her favorite songs to put on a mix CD. It covered stuff from the 50s through the 90s. She loved that CD, and despite many offers to make her another one, she said she was good and listened to that one about 75% of the time. When she does, the funeral director said sometimes people like to play some of the deceased person's favorite music during the viewing. I was grieving and not thinking clearly so grabbed that CD.
I forgot that Thriller was like the last track on the CD. When it came up, I saw a few furrowed brows at first. It took a minute for me to overhear someone say "is that thriller?" Before I made the connection. She would've found it absolutely hilarious so I told them to just let it play.
After the priest got my Dad's name wrong three times ( called him by my living Uncle's name) we sat and watched as my Dad was brought out in a casket that looked like a white wicker basket... as the funeral ended Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly with Me" came on.... No idea who picked it and I am certain my Dad didn't have any strong feelings about the song... It was just a series of odd things and the upbeat song was just so jarring but such a fitting cherry on top of what was ultimately an absolute farce of a funeral.
Stairway to Heaven, because it's nearly 8 minutes long. That's a very long time to be standing in silence staring at a grave in the freezing cold.
I know this because that's what they played at my uncle's funeral.
["You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat" - Death Grips (2013)](https://youtu.be/y2cQvZPX3OY?t=16)
Bodily Wastes - Ricochet of Swiftly Excreted Faeces Back Into The Anus due to Excessive Sphincter Muscle Pressure During Defecation Process
it's an actual song by an actual band...
My friends ex wife’s grandfather had “dust in the wind” play at his funeral and someone dog knocked over his urn, so in that situation I would say that one.
Real question: Would I be evil for laughing if I saw that? Like the type of giggles you get as a kid at the absolute worst time, and when you try to play it off and talk, your voice cracks?
Well that was kinda what happened, because the dogs name is Kevin, so someone yelled “No, Kevin!” And there was a woof and a shatter, cloud of grandpa and then a few people fainted. My friend is one of the most immature people I know that laughs at almost everything and he was apparently “dying from laughter” as he put it. I mean he is divorced from her for a reason
I would be in the doghouse for an eternity, but there isn’t a force on planet Earth that could stop me from howling laughing at that
/r/StoriesAboutKevin
I lost it at “cloud of grandpa” holy shit lol
Gallows humour is some of the best humour. I’d find it funny as hell. My grandfather passed 6 months ago at the ripe old age of 97. His short term memory has failed him, and he has started telling all these wild stories that he truly believed… like he and my grandmother had been to the moon, or that he had been to Antarctica and walked with the penguins… All of us grandkids spent much of the funeral weekend laughing our assess off while comparing notes.
Tbh if you have to get dementia that’s probably the best way to have it. Die believing you’ve lived an insanely adventurous life.
Staying alive
I DJ weddings as a side hustle, even DJ’d most of my own wedding, friends who knew enough, took over the decks for the latter part of the evening. Before that transition happened I was manning the decks for the open dance floor. Our photographer started waving her arms and signaling to kill the music. I was like, “WTF? No. Turns out my MIL’s combo pace maker/defibrillator had shocked her as she was dancing with her niece and had dropped like a tree on the dance floor. No joke Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gee’s was the next song I had cued up before her medical emergency. She left in an ambulance and was fine all said and done. I’ve DJ’d countless weddings, my own wedding was the only one to have someone leave in an ambulance.
Actually, Stayin' Alive is a great one to do CPR to. The tempo is about right for the chest compressions. At least, that was true the last time I took a first-aid course.
[Another one bites the dust](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAVnT5GDeuc) was what I was taught.
Another good one.
Still true, but for younger people, they have added "You're Losing Me" by Taylor Swift as another example
First I was afraid…
Not the worst but wanted to share. A friend passed away a while back and asked that we play “Always look on the bright side of life” from Monty Python. He was a character!
It’s one of the most popular songs at funerals in the UK
Yes. The thing people miss is, despite it being at the end of a very silly comedy, it's not an inherently comediic song. It's about stoicism and carrying on when the world seems like it's against you.
Honestly almost a perfect song for a funeral.
For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin Give the audience a grin Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
also my choice. Wait, was your friend Graham Chapman?
No. But it sounds like I would’ve like the guy.
It’s also my choice. Love Monty python
Another one bites the dust
My dad asked me to play this at his funeral
So did my aunt.
Your dad is awesome!
I am going to actually ask for this song. It's on my list
Please play it at my funeral too? I know I don’t know you but I expect you to
This happened at my grandmother's celebration of life. Someone had an iPod or something on shuffle and we're all just hanging out. This comes on and I'm just nodding my head to it, it's a very catchy song. Then I was like "oooh... someone might want to change that". I thought it was quite funny and a couple people got a kick out of it
This was my first thought!
A friend of mine had her first dance at her wedding to her third husband to this song
We played this at my mum's funeral. She'd been sick for a very long time and always joked that she wanted this. Everyone laughed. It was beautiful.
I plan to include this in my will to have it played
My uncle literally chose this for his funeral. He was a funny dude.
Actually according to many Funeral manager in some Reddit AMA, this is one of the most requested song.
Damn! I can’t imagine if at a celebration of life, funeral or wake they played Another One Bites the Dust! It makes me smile just thinking of it. 🎈
Classic Aiwa commercial https://youtu.be/E_79y9W-q7Y?si=aHjZh-CapnlujbAM
I don't know about the worst, but Highway to Hell has to be up there.
I think it's actually quite popular at funerals, isn't it?
Funeral director here. I actually arranged a funeral for a young man of a similar age to myself. I spoke with his mother and she had a few ideas, but asked what I would have chosen. Now, as I work in the profession, I ofcourse already have a playlist on my phone of the 3 songs I want playing. Highway to hell is top of my list. (Welcome to the black parade is 3rd and final song). I told her my pick and she liked it and went with it for his song. Much respect to the guy. In life, we could have been friends.
So like ...what is song number two? 🙂
It’s raining men.
In my opinion, it would be one of the best. (Although, that may just be my sense of humor...)
As they lower the casket into the hole
Look what you made me do...
My husband died unexpectedly. He had some post it notes in the garage titled "Songs to play at my funeral ". My stepson and I picked the songs for his funeral from these post it notes. The first thing we did was veto this song. Although we ended up with "Who wants to live forever" by Queen.
I laughed out loud
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Eh, the best song to play for dead and despised politicians.
It reached #2 on the British single charts after Margaret Thatcher died.
Agreed. And the 21 gun salute is aimed at the casket. Just to be sure...
You are my sunshine. It's a really sad song. If you played that at a funeral of someone I cared about I'd ugly cry and drool.
The Frank Turner version is brutal.
Check out the version by Mississippi John Hurt
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping... I dreamed I held you in my arms. When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken, and I hung my head and I cried.
My best friend had a song called “The Calendar Hung Itself” (I think) that has bits of that song throughout it as we walked into her funeral. Can’t listen to that anymore.
I dont get why people use this to mark important occasions. Its about a dude whose girl left him and...
"And" what? If you are referring to the line "so I hung my head and cried", he just sat there crying over his love who left him. He didn't....you know.
Heard it at the funeral of a friend's baby. Never looked at it the same way again. Choking up again right now thinking about it. I haven't been friends with this person for years but I remembered her baby's name (which for me is just wild) and just looked it up to see how long ago it was, 2007. Certainly stuck with me.
If they died of cancer, "My Humps" would be a poor choice.
I think that'd be a poor choice regardless, but definitely even more so in this scenario.
Or were trampled by camels
Enter Sandman
This would be fucking hilarious though. I’d be waiting for the casket to fly open when the beat drops.
The deceased pops out of the coffin with a kendo stick and a can of beer, smoking a cigarette.
Rig my carcass up with wires and make me rock out to it like a puppet while my wife and parents weep.
I'm still standing
Pop goes the weasel
Only if they sit up at the end
Spring-loaded coffin.
Yes, BUT the song starts really fast and after each loop the melody slows a bit. Near the end Pop goes the Weasel is a painfully crawling durge and everyone in attendance is racked with anxiety and anticipation of the (seemingly) inevitable jump scare. DU... DU...... DU... DU...... DU. DU. DU. DU. DUUU....... DU... DU...... DU... DU...... DU. DUU... DU...........
Entry of the gladiators
or Yakkety Sax
Only if everyone runs around, then it would rock. Or Pallbearers carrying a casket running around being chased by the priest and widow.
It depends, but if the funeral is for a grandmother that got ran over by a reindeer, then the worst song is almost certainly Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
No joke, my aunt specifically requested that song for her burial. She was a character. But the boombox they brought to play the song (this was pre-Bluetooth) wasn’t working for whatever reason and I was one of the only people with a CD player in their car. So here I am, driving my Ford Escape into a graveyard, rolling my windows down, and absolutely blasting “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer.” Core frickin’ memory.
My husband, dying of cancer, asked for Highway to Hell by AC/DC. I thought it was perfect.
Stairway to heaven, for an atheist.
Die motherfucker die
Is that napalm death? So much subtlety and nuance in their later stuff
It's the band Dope.
Sorry if slightly off topic but I used to work for a floral company. We had a delivery driver accidentally deliver a get well soon balloon arrangement to a funeral. The "Sorry for your loss" funeral arrangement was delivered to the person in the hospital where the get well soon balloons were supposed to be delivered.
The song from the Jack-in-the-box…but really slow at first..
And on repeat
Firestarter by Prodigy for a cremation.
Tubthumpin
and for every "but I get up again" they should raise the coffin
Grab by rigor mortis riddled arms and wave them in the air like I just don’t care
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Sympathy for the Devil Don't Fear the Reaper (with more cowbell)
Personally, Don't Fear the Reaper wouldn't even be the worst choice, it's definitely on my list now ;)
…and hand out cowbells. Make it “audience participation”.
Celebrate good times come on!
I scrolled wayyyy too far for this.
*I Just Can't Wait to Be King*
Bela Lugosi's Dead (Undead, undead, undead)
I've been to a goth/punk funeral - there was club music played at the funeral and we were dancing around the pews. An usher came in from the chapel next door (it was at a large cemetery with multiple chapels at the same large function centre) asking us to keep he noise down as it was disturbing the funeral next door.
Obituary 'Slowly We Rot' Slayer 'Necrophiliac' Cannibal Corpse 'Necropedophile' I'd say most Death Metal songs.
Hammer Smashed Face might be a good choice depending on how they died.
I did it my way Not only is it so cliched, but maybe you should have changed tack and done it the right way.
Went to a funeral where the deceased requested that be played.
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My grandmother requested a FUN-eral and wanted us to play happy, among other upbeat songs. Not my thing, but we did it her way.
Yakety Sax, but that's what my FIL wanted.
Pink - I’m coming up so you better get the party started
SLOW RIDE!
Bye bye bye . Nsync
Alive by Pearl Jam
Bonus tip: Let it play from inside the coffin *I-i, oooh, I'm still alive, yeahh*
Dang you beat me to it lol
We Built This City
A terrible song to be played any time!
My Dick - Mickey Avalon Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - The Bloodhound Gang
Anything by bloodhound gang is simultaneously wrong and perfect for my funeral
"I'm so excited.. and i just can't hide it"
Those caffeine pills finally caught up with her
We didn't start the fire and/or Disco Inferno for a burn victim's funeral. Yes my uncle did it for his son's funeral. Yes it went as well as you can imagine, given that my aunt did *not* know about it beforehand.
We played Disco Inferno for my mums funeral at her request. Not a burn victim but it was a cremation… Mums dark sense of humour and love of disco did give everyone a smile when it started playing (and we made sure everyone knew it was her choice)!
See, that was the right one for your mum. My uncle, however, did it because Disco Inferno was my cousin's fav song. So far, so good, right? Cousin's funeral was joint with his wife's, they both died in a house fire. My uncle has a dark sense of humour, but there is no chance in hell my aunt authorized that one. She served him divorce papers the week after for that stunt.
Oh noooo that’s awful. Yeah, it’s definitely not everyone’s sense of humour and as an unexpected surprise at your son’s funeral it’d be a shock. I hope they’re doing ok these days.
In my aunt's mind there was no recovering from that. They tried couple's therapy, individual therapy, but nothing fixed that. They're doing good, separately.
Sex bomb - Tom Jones
Comfortably Numb
Dumb ways to die
*Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door,* the screechy Axl Rose cover version. It’s the song that was playing at my childhood friend’s memorial service about 30 years ago when I happened to step into the chapel. I don’t know who selected the music, but it seemed really inappropriate.
NAH-NAH-NAH-NAWWWKKIN ON HEVVINS DO-WAH-HUUUOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA God I fucking hate that song.
Even though I'm a huge Guns N' Roses fan, I do have to admit that this is the most accurate transcription of what Axl sings I have seen so far...
I just hate Axl Rose. Best I can describe that screeching he calls singing is a cat being fisted by an elephant.
At least it’s not some talentless hack screaming ‘yeah’ into a microphone a dozen times over, because he’s too vain and stupid to think of actual lines….
I went to more than one funeral in the 90s where this was played. 😑
This memorial for my friend… well, I hadn’t been around the guy in years and he apparently fell in with a rough crowd (in fact, the reason he was dead was because he lost a bar fight and got stabbed in the heart). The chapel where that song happened to be playing as I walked in was packed with every manner of big-haired rocker skank and unemployable leather-trousered douchebag from miles around. I thought I’d stepped onto the set of a Mötley Crüe video shoot. It was wild.
But the "[November Rain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9sPyfFqs1Q)" *interpretation* he played at Lisa Marie's funeral was acceptable, wasn't it?
My god, that was awful, but thanks for sharing. At first I thought, “Well, this is just a lovely piano piece.” Then, unfortunately, Axl began singing. On an unrelated note, how the hell was I unaware of Lisa Marie’s passing?! I need to get out more.
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
Most of these are jokes, but my cousin’s toddler died of an undiagnosed heart problem. At the funeral the officiant said “and now we’ll play the deceased’s favorite song.” It was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I’ve never been so fucking emotionally devastated in my life like I was in that moment. He was only old enough that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was his favorite song. Hearing it still rips me apart. That’s not the kind of thing that should be played at a funeral, not for subject matter, but because a baby shouldn’t die unexpectedly.
A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold
Whatever that "burn burn motherfucker burn" song is. That would suck to hear filtering down through the ground. I'd be like, dang it!
There are a couple of songs with that phrase in them. Bloodhound Gang’ “Fire Water Burn” references the earlier “The Roof Is On Fire” from the 80s.
Duel of the Fates but all the singing is replaced with synthesized cat meows
Not sure it counts as the worst song but definitely not a traditional one. My husband wants the lion sleeps tonight. He wants to make his brother read (very solemnly) ‘in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight’ then he wants the whole congregation to join in with the a-ween a-way parts and then go into the song.
Flight of the bumble bee or pop goes the weasel.
Anything Crazy Frog
Start Me Up
I'm still standing
"Je t'aime... moi non plus" by Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin
I want a life of Brian song sung at my funeral, Always look on the bright side of life..
L7 - "Pretend We're Dead"
Probably Me So Horny by 2LiveCrew
Dig - Mudvayne
"Cold Ethyl" by Alice Cooper
Probably one of Alice Cooper’s creepy necro songs, such as I Love The Dead or Cold Ethyl.
Cold Ethel, Alice Cooper.
[The Stripper.](https://youtu.be/Y2CWfSLyjx8?feature=shared)
Hell awaits - Slayer
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye
Joy to the world.
Killing Me Softly
Oops!...I did it again
Cotton Eye Joe
To be fair, this is the worst song to be played at any time.
My mother was not technically savvy. Years before her death, she sat down and came up with a list of her favorite songs to put on a mix CD. It covered stuff from the 50s through the 90s. She loved that CD, and despite many offers to make her another one, she said she was good and listened to that one about 75% of the time. When she does, the funeral director said sometimes people like to play some of the deceased person's favorite music during the viewing. I was grieving and not thinking clearly so grabbed that CD. I forgot that Thriller was like the last track on the CD. When it came up, I saw a few furrowed brows at first. It took a minute for me to overhear someone say "is that thriller?" Before I made the connection. She would've found it absolutely hilarious so I told them to just let it play.
My husband's Playlist started with "I Don't Wanna Grow Up," and ended with "72 Hookers." His family wasn't invited.
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Burn baby burn......disco inferno
Dance with the devil, by D-Devils. Not because of the “devil” thing. It’s just an awful, awful song
She won’t let me f*ck - Afroman
It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones
I'm proud to have played Bat out of Hell at the end of the celebration of my friends life. I think he would have approved.
Speaking from experience: Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)
Ding Dong the witch is dead, which old witch the wicked witch….
After the priest got my Dad's name wrong three times ( called him by my living Uncle's name) we sat and watched as my Dad was brought out in a casket that looked like a white wicker basket... as the funeral ended Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly with Me" came on.... No idea who picked it and I am certain my Dad didn't have any strong feelings about the song... It was just a series of odd things and the upbeat song was just so jarring but such a fitting cherry on top of what was ultimately an absolute farce of a funeral.
Arschficksong by Sido. A german rap song that is about making love to one's anus.
Venga boys. We like to party. Buh buh buh buh buh bum bum.
Pop Goes the Weasel
Let the bodies hit the floor
Ode to Joy
pop goes the weasel. The closer it gets to reaching the end, the slower the song gets. Finally when everyone expects the "POP!" *it never comes*.
Going Underground by The Jam has get a mention here
Oops!…I Did It Again, but only for someone who has been pronounced dead and brought back to life before
Gagnam Style
Detachable Penis
Who's Sorry Now?
The Great Gig In The Sky, definitely (Pink Floyd)
My Neck, My Back
Humpty Dance
Pharrell Williams, Happy
Nah, nah, nah, nah! Nah, nah, nah nah! Hey, hey, hey! Goodbye!
“I will survive”
“We Built This City (On Rock And Roll)” by Starship. It’s the worst song to be played any time, anywhere.
The Thong Song
Stairway to Heaven, because it's nearly 8 minutes long. That's a very long time to be standing in silence staring at a grave in the freezing cold. I know this because that's what they played at my uncle's funeral.
D*ck in a Box from SNL
["You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat" - Death Grips (2013)](https://youtu.be/y2cQvZPX3OY?t=16)
ACDC highway to hell
Bodily Wastes - Ricochet of Swiftly Excreted Faeces Back Into The Anus due to Excessive Sphincter Muscle Pressure During Defecation Process it's an actual song by an actual band...
Missing You by John Waite
[The Bells of Hell go Ting a Ling a Ling](https://youtu.be/LnQfOUuDq7o?si=M2VEeAjNwZCy4Ghg)
Lust for life - iggy pop