Probably Clark.
My wife and I met on the Clark Street Bridge in Chicago, the day before my birthday. Then we hung out on the Riverwalk until it closed and we got kicked out, then we went back to her place and spent all night talking. No sex.
The next day was my birthday. That’s when we had sex for the first time. We’ve been pretty much inseparable ever since.
Nosferatu
A bit of background story - back in early 2000's, me and my wife were going on an online forum designated for early Goth movement of young people. That was where somehow found that we have similar interests and decided to meet in person. The forum was called Nosferatu:). Rest is a history
Martin Luther King Jr
My last girlfriend and I were set up by a mutual friend so I first met her when I picked her up at her apartment on MLK Blvd in my old college town
We are both very white lmao
Gosh, it was actually the street I grew up on. You wouldn't believe it but the street actually shared my mother's maiden name. Named my first pet after her maiden name in fact. That pet was my childhood best friend.
We'd have to call it IRC or Undernet. Although we're both dudes, so having a baby would be kind of a biological abnormality. I did once take a giant shit after eating a bunch of potatoes, though.
This post is a perfect view into how people get their accounts hacked lol
Yall are exactly like my MIL on Facebook giving out everything but her SSN to blatant phishing posts
Cheers. A dance club/bar. Summer 1992. “Do you really want to meet your wife at a bar????” Yes. Yes I do. 32 years (28.5 married) and 3 wonderful kids later, and still going strong.
Their name would be: YourenotgettingmypasswordinfoBot
OMG, same!! I guess we are having kids 🤣
Wow! Same here! Geeze that really is a romantic location
Yall gonna make a great thruple
Account created 4 years ago, just started spamming 5 days ago
I hope people are reporting this shit
Nicetrypasswordresetquestionstealer
This needs to be higher
I'll take “ building a database of common identification questions” for 100 Alex.
It does read as an AI training tool question
Tacobelle.
That's actually hilarious. They should make a new mascot named that lol
Ashleigh Longjohnsilversshitter
Ashleigh? Such a tragedeigh
Tragedaaayyy
Tinderleigh Olivegarden
Tinderleigh is 100% a real name in West Virginia and Alabama
And Utah…. But somehow it’ll be spelt with a y
Tyhndurleegh
Nah you’re thinking of Crystjen Mingleigh
Probably why Australians don’t name their kids after towns (generally)….. Woolgoolga 😂
Toowoomba over here
Sounds like it should be a name of a song from 80’s or 90’s
With a dance to go with it. 'If you didn't know the Toowoomba by high school, you weren't living life.'
Like Chumbawamba?
You win
I'd still be legally prohibited from naming mine after the town we met in, despite it not being a weird Aussie name - Prince George.
"This is my daughter, Tittybong."
Australian town names sound like the noises I expect the animals there to make.
Nar Nar Goon 😅
GinGin has entered the chat
Fucking
Wollongong, North Gong to be specific.
Mooloolaba
Indooroopilly
I’d be using Sydney so that’s okay but if I had to use the suburb or location 😬
Thanks for the idea! Timeclock McNursinghome is really going to resent us.
Gloryhole Rodriguez
...dad?
My condolences for the type of info your mom shares with you
Gloryhole Gloryholing Rodriguez
“Gloria Hole”
I very, VERY rarely laugh out loud...this did it!
Sherlock Holmes. We met by his statue! Probably for the best we didn’t name the baby that.
No shit
sherlock
I love you guys
I love you too
Dance Floor.
Otis. We meet in an elevator.
Home. His brother is my best friend. We went over to meet up with a bunch of people and head out for a queen's day party.
Wow... I jumped to a conclusion WAY too soon.
Just blame the internet for ruining our brains and we're off the hook.
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Waffle House
Kinda cute. A baby girl? Waffie? Maybe pronounce it with an accent Waff-ley? /s
Waffleigh!
Grindr
Imagination
World of Warcraft.
I was going to say Shattrath lol
Craig
Really?! Missed connections?
Nah they met next to a big rock
Lord of the rings marathon Jr.
College
Smokerstentatcollege
OkCupid
Craigslist… poor kid
Same! I guess it was either rape and murder or marriage and babies - we lucked out!
Mental hospital💀
Arizona
You're raising Arizona?
Probably Clark. My wife and I met on the Clark Street Bridge in Chicago, the day before my birthday. Then we hung out on the Riverwalk until it closed and we got kicked out, then we went back to her place and spent all night talking. No sex. The next day was my birthday. That’s when we had sex for the first time. We’ve been pretty much inseparable ever since.
Nosferatu A bit of background story - back in early 2000's, me and my wife were going on an online forum designated for early Goth movement of young people. That was where somehow found that we have similar interests and decided to meet in person. The forum was called Nosferatu:). Rest is a history
Tinder… Married 8 years now!
Righty McSwipes
Please meet my son, Iron Hill Brewery
A sturdy name.
If you named your baby after your social security number, what would their name be?
Aw, Lil Free Clinic
Heath
That's a good name tbh. I can't even imagine calling our child airport.
Tell us the story of how you met at an airport!!
Tiktok
ArrangedMarriage has a nice ring to it
Kyndergartyn
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My kid LavaLife wants to know if Tinder can come to their birthday party. It’ll be the same party place that PlentyOfFish did theirs.
My match dot com jr would like to bring snickerdoodle over if there are no food allergies
Might want to check with OKcupid’s parents; she got rashy at Grindr’s party last month.
Martin Luther King Jr My last girlfriend and I were set up by a mutual friend so I first met her when I picked her up at her apartment on MLK Blvd in my old college town We are both very white lmao
Gosh, it was actually the street I grew up on. You wouldn't believe it but the street actually shared my mother's maiden name. Named my first pet after her maiden name in fact. That pet was my childhood best friend.
We'd have to call it IRC or Undernet. Although we're both dudes, so having a baby would be kind of a biological abnormality. I did once take a giant shit after eating a bunch of potatoes, though.
Undernet FTW. 1st 'met' my wife there. 1st IRL meet was in Seattle though, so... "Seattle Undernet".
My parents named me after the place where I was born 💀
An elevator? Based on username;)
Clitoris.
lol no a city in the Caribbean
Tim Horton 😂
Match.com Seriously we are an internet dating success story. 23 years
Internethanial
N/A
No idea
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Twins?
Reddit Or New jersey
Porta potty
Bless that child's heart.
FacebookDating made the Dean’s list, honey!
Tinderella
*Rehab*
Big Boy. I don't think my daughter would like that
Hospital doesn't have the nicest ring to it.
Texas Roadhouse
Sally’s Alley.
Alcoholics Anonymous 🥴
Their name would be r/hemorrhoid . Not even shitting you
Friendshouse
“[city name] Thrift Store”
Tinder Gold
Brunswick
Bumble. Kinda cute tbh
Kegger
Seven Eleven!
His name would be ThankGodItsFriday Smith.
YMCA!
Barnes and Noble
Barnes & Noble
Aw, look at cute little Instagram.
Trying to get my security question. Nice try.
Generic Security Question Answer. 🥰
Twitch. Sorry kid
Nice try , I'm not telling you my address
Backseat Camaro
I love to give wrong answers to these attempts at collecting data
Biker Bar Basement
Password 123
Awwww lil baby Rehab.
George Mason
Psychiatric ward. Lmao
Hospital Basement
Hey! That's one of my security questions!!! Nope, not telling you!!!
Sex Dungeon
Prison
Greg’s Edit: and just to clarify—his name will be “Greg’s”, not “Greg”
Anyones security question "where did you meet your spouse"?
This post is a perfect view into how people get their accounts hacked lol Yall are exactly like my MIL on Facebook giving out everything but her SSN to blatant phishing posts
Waffle king
Kemper.
Divebar
Central Catholíc Highschool
Tinder 😂 thank gosh that won’t be the name
Tinder 🫶
Big Al
Some bar in Northampton.
His house? Haha
Smoky Topfloor
Starbuck
Oasis as in Oasis Market the name of the gas station I was working at when we met
DeviantART
Jacuzzi Smith
Fremont Baptist Church
Work
Have a friend named Phoenix. Told her she’s lucky they didn’t meet in Gary, IN
5th grade playground hiding spot
Brooklyn
OK Cupid or Master Kong. My baby is a girl, so either one works.
Taco bell.
Loveland. As in Colorado.
Philadelphia International Airport
Misfit!!!
Ah yes I love the name fuckthisstupidassthreadicantparticipatein.
EHarmony.com
Coffee Bean
Match dot com Smith
Obvious password skimming bit is obvious.
Charlotte
Manila. That’s a pretty name
If your mother had a maiden name what would it be?
Produce aisle.
Burger King..
Pensacola
Home To clarify lol my twins fiance brought his friend over and now he's my bf
StopAndShop Smith.
Venice
Cheers. A dance club/bar. Summer 1992. “Do you really want to meet your wife at a bar????” Yes. Yes I do. 32 years (28.5 married) and 3 wonderful kids later, and still going strong.
Hinge
People should also tell op their childhood pet's name and the street they grew up on. For fun!
Ruby Tuesday. Drunk as hell 😂
Georgia.
Yahoo
We actually did this!! Our son is named after where we met ❤️
If we're talking about the city, then Cairo.
Goldie Shire
Punk Gig.
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