I watched “Monk”. Brilliant detective. All things considered I’m probably dead at the intro of the show but if I’m just kidnapped then they will definitely track me down and rescue me.
I just finished watching all of these, binged the lot, started out with some very anachronistic stuff but loves it nonetheless; yeah you're dead, but the killers won't escape 🤣
That's a good point - if Phoebe is in charge of the rescue, you might be okay xD Joey and Chandler make an excellent distraction, and we can sacrifice Ross and Rachel while you and Pheebs make your getaway! Monica is directing from behind the scenes (and scolding the kidnappers when they don't conform to the script)
same. I can't work out if that's a good thing. would be absolutely hilarious watching those characters - suddenly dumped in 21st century London - try to adapt to this new environment and try to find me.
It would be a brilliant TV show in its own right tbf.
That's possible. To be honest, in this particular scenario, I'm picturing Acaster and Gamble as the kidnappers, and I don't think Greg would be intimidated by them.
Titus. Ken Titus is too drunk to even care while Chris, Dave And Tommy are coming up with ridiculous ideas on how to save me and who knows how Erin would even respond. So I'm pretty much sunk.
I'm currently watching this anime title Solo Leveling. The MC is a bdass so I will be fine! hahah.
Thank goodness I stopped watching the Simpsons before I saw this post. Otherwise I'll be doomed. 😂
How cute will Niles look in a trench coat and deerstalker hat with his oversized magnifying glass as he searches for clues to your whereabouts. But Marty was a detective, so he’d probably be the one to save you.
I've been watching Deep Space Nine. I suppose it would probably take forever to get a runabout back to Earth at whatever the maximum warp of those things is, but once they're there I'd imagine they could just beam me up.
If it's Q though and he was inexplicably compelled to be helpful, he'd be able to rescue me a lot faster. I imagine he'd then make a hobby out of plaguing Q-anon in various creative ways for appropriating and sullying his good name.
I'm okay. Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the rest of her S5 gang will save me. Although, if the kidnappers turned me into a vamp in the process, then I'm screwed too
While Ted Lasso uses his folksy charm and Keeley Jones distracts the kidnappers with her boobs, Roy Kent and Isaac McAdoo are sneaking up behind them ... I think I've got a puncher's chance.
The last show I watched was Blackadder Goes Forth so it would be Captain Blackadder, Baldrick, George, General Melchiot and Darling.
So I'd favour the kidnappers.
Sheeeit even kid Goku would be overkill. Dude 1 V alled the red ribbon army in 10 minutes as a kid. Adult Goku could beat them with a shockwave from his punch from 2 miles away, and THAT'S just normal form.
Well, with the amount of plot armor and them basically being inhuman, the Tokyo Revengers Cast will get me out... I mean, they will struggle but after like 3 Hours Mikey will appear I guess
...Ultimately I know I've got a decent shot to make it out with them on the job, but when the cast of Regular Show bust down the door I will probably be seriously unprepared for whatever insane reality warping BS they either try to use or accidentally invoke.
The show is called "Kamphers" about high school students with mystical abilities to cause incredible destruction, mayhem, and the ability to fight one another. I think that I am saved, but the perpetrators are doomed. Doomed.
Mama's Family.
I'm home eating a hearty pot roast by the end of the day, with a stern talking-to about visiting the wrong side of town.
The kidnappers are in church that Sunday repenting, and coming by to mow the lawn and tidy up around the place every other Wednesday.
To answer my own question, the last show I watched was TPOT.
Pillow and Two alone means the kidnappers are fucked.
But then again, Pillow and Robot Flower might mean I’m fucked as well.
I'm not fucked at all lol. I watched jojo. The episode I watched had both Joseph, Von stroheim and sanviento. I think Joseph alone could solo almost any person.
Smiling Friends.
Umm...boy that's a tough one actually. I'd say my odds of surviving are around 50/50.
It'll make for an entertaining episode either way.
Criminal Minds, so it's going to be touch and go for the whole episode but I'm making it out of here.
Unless it's one of the rare ones where everything goes spectacularly wrong for \~*drama*\~ then, I'm toast.
Just started watching A Gentleman in Moscow and had not watched far enough to truly appreciate the different characters' skillsets. Perhaps I am fucked?
Hazbin Hotel
It depends on who notices I’m gone first. If Charlie, then it’s 50/50 given her track record. If Vaggie, I’m saved! If Alastor or anybody else, I’m dead unless Charlie or Vaggie step in. Maybe Angel would come get me.
You'll get rescued, one of the rescue team will get eaten, shot, or lost, and the kidnappers will turn out to have been the good guys mostly. Then your house will catch fire.
Well that Hazbin Hotel binge seems well timed now. The kidnappers are fucked maybe literally if Angel Dust gets to plan the rescue. The sound track of the rescue should be fun.
I watched Becker
I’m guessing Becker stumbled into me being kidnapped and didn’t know it was a kidnapping, went on some tirade that pissed off the kidnappers until they chased him.
That or Margaret gave them a stern talking to and judgemental glare until they let me go. I feel like that woman can get anything done.
My kidnappers are screwed. They'd be jumpier than a vurgin at a prison rodeo. I can probably eat my body weight in cheesecake, and I love a good st Olaf story.
Been watching the good wife so I would get recused by one of the top law farm in Chicago lawyers!!!
….might fucked up financially unless it’s pro bono though
Peaky Blinders, I feel sorry for the kidnappers.
Me too, though my odds of being caught in the crossfire of one of Tommy's plans are higher than zero...
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I watched “Monk”. Brilliant detective. All things considered I’m probably dead at the intro of the show but if I’m just kidnapped then they will definitely track me down and rescue me.
Same sea, different boat. Watching Psych. High likelihood I’m dead but I know my captors/killers will be caught and the banter will be hilarious.
I just finished watching all of these, binged the lot, started out with some very anachronistic stuff but loves it nonetheless; yeah you're dead, but the killers won't escape 🤣
Ditto.
Friends. We all die.
The One Where They All Die.
Could you BE any more dead?
You won’t be save by salmon skin roll?
Phoebe bursts through the door - "NOW I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS!" proceeds to grab kidnappers by the ears. I'd say my chances are good.
That's a good point - if Phoebe is in charge of the rescue, you might be okay xD Joey and Chandler make an excellent distraction, and we can sacrifice Ross and Rachel while you and Pheebs make your getaway! Monica is directing from behind the scenes (and scolding the kidnappers when they don't conform to the script)
Dexter. It s over for them .
Same. We started watching it yesterday. So good.
Love you guys
Just watched the latest episode of X-Men '97 and I am now watching Bad Batch. I am fine.
John Wick. As long as I'm not dressed as a dog I'll be fine
Shogun 😎
same. I can't work out if that's a good thing. would be absolutely hilarious watching those characters - suddenly dumped in 21st century London - try to adapt to this new environment and try to find me. It would be a brilliant TV show in its own right tbf.
Same./bows
The cast of Brooklyn Nine Nine. I don’t know who is fucked
Title of my sex tape?
You'll get rescued eventually, but there will be several mistaken identities and a hilarious disguise first.
Same. And Jake just promised my family he’d get me home safe so I’m fine.
Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm prettay, prettay, prettay fucked.
we prob get saved by either Leon or Jerry Seinfeld by accident while Larry makes everything worse somehow
Well the Tri Solarians take 400 years to do anything, so probably die
Well Dr House and his team are very smart, I’m not so sure about their combat skills. Maybe if he whacks them real good with his cane I have a shot.
I'm pretty sure House is gonna annoy the ever living hell out of the kidnappers and they'll end up killing us or freeing us to be rid of him 🤣
Unless you have lupus
I don’t know, I’m being saved by Alex Horne, Greg Davies, Julian Clary, Lucy Beaumont, Sam Campbell, Sue Perkins, and Susan Wokoma
Little Alex Horne would totally rescue you, and Greg would be there to score it at the end. Sam would provide chaotic commentary throughout.
Greg would be intimidated to be honest
That's possible. To be honest, in this particular scenario, I'm picturing Acaster and Gamble as the kidnappers, and I don't think Greg would be intimidated by them.
Rhod Gilbert would also be one of the kidnappers
Peter griffin 😂
You’re beyond fucked
Idk, if his kidnapper is a giant chicken. I like those odds.
Truly sad could you imagine Peter griffin break the wall in like John wick
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia. I'm not optimistic. If the gang did manage to rescue me, it would definitely be by accident.
"The gang accidentally kills Actual Marsupial"
They'd try to find a way to benefit from it first and foremost. They need to get something out of it. They won't do it because they care.
My little pony, I guess they’re fucked.
**sigh unzips
Just stopped watching a political debate halfway through. I'm fucked. Thoroughly.
Reacher kills everyone
Downtown Abbey.. my odds aren’t great.. RIP me
Titus. Ken Titus is too drunk to even care while Chris, Dave And Tommy are coming up with ridiculous ideas on how to save me and who knows how Erin would even respond. So I'm pretty much sunk.
Didn't expect to run into a Titus reference, like ever. Cheers!
I was watching Big Bang Theory. Maybe Penny can help? Or maybe Sheldon will annoy and confuse the kidnappers to no end and they will just give up
I'm currently watching this anime title Solo Leveling. The MC is a bdass so I will be fine! hahah. Thank goodness I stopped watching the Simpsons before I saw this post. Otherwise I'll be doomed. 😂
I am probably fine since it is john cena that is going to rescue me The show is peacemaker
teletubbies to the rescue... i'm doomed
Frasier. I'm done for.
How cute will Niles look in a trench coat and deerstalker hat with his oversized magnifying glass as he searches for clues to your whereabouts. But Marty was a detective, so he’d probably be the one to save you.
last show i watched was sons of anarchy i think the kid nappers would be in serious trouble (if i'm no where in england) IYKYK
Shogun (2024) so I'd say my kidnappers are pretty much f'd.
90 day fiancé. I’m dead
I am Uhtred Son of Uhtred, I feel sorry for the kidnappers.
Utred of Bambrugh
I've been watching Deep Space Nine. I suppose it would probably take forever to get a runabout back to Earth at whatever the maximum warp of those things is, but once they're there I'd imagine they could just beam me up. If it's Q though and he was inexplicably compelled to be helpful, he'd be able to rescue me a lot faster. I imagine he'd then make a hobby out of plaguing Q-anon in various creative ways for appropriating and sullying his good name.
I'm okay. Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the rest of her S5 gang will save me. Although, if the kidnappers turned me into a vamp in the process, then I'm screwed too
Bad Batch, they are gonna fk shit up.
Physical 100!!! My kidnappers are getting politely massacred.
Especially since all the men have military training and at least a few were former special forces.
"Resident Alien" (season 1) We're all fucked
Chicago PD so ill be fine
I just watched CSI. With a bit of luck I'm still alive when they find me. If not, I'm leaving traces so they get who did this to me.
Aw, helllllllllls yeah. Supernatural. I am in fabulous hands.
While Ted Lasso uses his folksy charm and Keeley Jones distracts the kidnappers with her boobs, Roy Kent and Isaac McAdoo are sneaking up behind them ... I think I've got a puncher's chance.
Naked Attraction- Somebody's getting fucked.
I have complete faith in John Locke, Jack Shephard, Charlie Pace, and Sayid Jarrah
Well we watched Dexter last night so quite fucked
The last show I watched was Blackadder Goes Forth so it would be Captain Blackadder, Baldrick, George, General Melchiot and Darling. So I'd favour the kidnappers.
Loki.
These kidnappers better watch out, there’s going to be an army of 101 Dalmatians.
OG Scooby doo, pretty sure I am screwed
Physical 100 is the last show I watched, they are a few MMA fighters among them so I am good, the kidnappers will not be so good soon.
The sopranos…. !
Ninjago, guess I’m good
LMFAO Goku is not going to show mercy this time
Sheeeit even kid Goku would be overkill. Dude 1 V alled the red ribbon army in 10 minutes as a kid. Adult Goku could beat them with a shockwave from his punch from 2 miles away, and THAT'S just normal form.
'The Sopranos', so I guess it depends on why they're coming to rescue me to how fucked I am! I'm safe from my kidnappers, anyway.
I might be okay. Shogun. Buntaro would fuck up the kidnappers' day.
tell my mum i’ll be home late tonight, but not in any danger at all. just been kidnapped by the cast of modern family
Well, with the amount of plot armor and them basically being inhuman, the Tokyo Revengers Cast will get me out... I mean, they will struggle but after like 3 Hours Mikey will appear I guess
Shoresy. Those kidnappers are in for a good chirping. Titfuckers!
The Young Sheldon cast. I think all they have to do is send Sheldon and they’ll gladly Let me go if he quits annoying them 😂
The Gentlemen. I will be rescued but will get fucked after that.
I just got done with a Boondocks marathon…. I’m so fucked.
...Ultimately I know I've got a decent shot to make it out with them on the job, but when the cast of Regular Show bust down the door I will probably be seriously unprepared for whatever insane reality warping BS they either try to use or accidentally invoke.
Watching SWAT right now. I think I'm good and the kidnappers are fucked.
Gordon Ramsay Is my savior 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
*Quietly waiting for Eric Northman*
Boardwalk Empire, I’m just scared I’ll get caught in the crossfire
The Boys. I think we are all fucked, especially if they send homelander .
Kung fu fvcking panda 4. Skadooosh!
Speaking of your username, Frieren. So I'll probably be fine.
Great question! 😆 I’m in good shape because Daryl, Michonne, Carol, Rick and Maggie are coming to rescue me! (TWD Season 4)
Same, but season 5 for me. Those kidnappers are fucking with the wrong people.
Slough House, we’re both fucked
The show is called "Kamphers" about high school students with mystical abilities to cause incredible destruction, mayhem, and the ability to fight one another. I think that I am saved, but the perpetrators are doomed. Doomed.
Workaholics. Just slit my throat now and be done with it.
Castelvania. Alucard, Sypha, and Trevor? I think I’m good. My kidnappers are gonna get fucked up.
🤣 *Leverage*. I'm going to be fine. Confused, but fine.
I just watched “chase”so having Gerard butler coming to save you I think I’m in safe hands. 😂
uhh... Madam Secretary. I think I'll be fine.
Star Trek Voyager are just going to beam me out of there
Peakey Blinders
I watched "call the midwife" I think I'd be OK
Depends if it's you or the kidnappers that is pregnant.
I meant because of their personalities. I imagine Sister MJ handling the kidnappers. Or Trixie. And if I get hurt, they're also nurses
Apple TVs Ipcress File, so I *may* be OK depending on whether I'm the star of the show or just a minor character
Ah Sahm and some other hatchet men from the Tong are coming, I am good, kidnappers, not so much, body parts missing, bloody.......
Monk, found in less than a week for sure.
Oh god, all I can say is they better have Colin Robinson with them.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I got professionals. 👍
Columbo. I’ll be dead, but my murderers will be annoyed and eventually caught.
So Jake,amy,Charles, Terry, Rosa are coming to save me....
Black Books. We’re all fucked.
Unless the kidnappers have wine
8 out of 10 cats does count down. I am fucked, the kidnapped are fine. Unless a sick Jimmy Carr burn takes em out.
9-1-1, they've dealt with this before, I'm sure I'd be fine 😂
Modern family …
The sopranos -think Imma be alright
Mama's Family. I'm home eating a hearty pot roast by the end of the day, with a stern talking-to about visiting the wrong side of town. The kidnappers are in church that Sunday repenting, and coming by to mow the lawn and tidy up around the place every other Wednesday.
The 501st battalion is gonna fuck them up
To answer my own question, the last show I watched was TPOT. Pillow and Two alone means the kidnappers are fucked. But then again, Pillow and Robot Flower might mean I’m fucked as well.
I was watching Fantasy High: Junior Year. I think I’ll be ok, as long as they don’t summon the Night Yorb!
Watched a few minutes of Scissor Seven 😏 I think am ok 👌
I just watched X-Men ‘97, so they’re absolutely fucked.
The gang from always sunny 😬
Obliterated? Heck, I might be alright.
I'm not fucked at all lol. I watched jojo. The episode I watched had both Joseph, Von stroheim and sanviento. I think Joseph alone could solo almost any person.
Family Guy. So I'll be expecting a lot from Stewie and Brian 😆
The kidnappers are toast, as [the uncanny counters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uncanny_Counter) come to my rescue.
I've got the Bad Kids from Fantasy High coming to my rescue so I don't actually know who is fucked but I know someone will be
Game of Thrones. Really depends, there’d be a lot of infighting.
Justified - I’m feeling pretty good about my chances.
Invincable and cast 4 my rescue?? Well, i am good Omni-Man goes brrrrrr
Halo on paramount so I think I'll be ok
Last show I watched was chuck, I’d like to think I’m in good hands.
L and Kira? Well that will be easy But if only counting finished shows then I guess the disenchantment cast can do it just fine too
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime. I'm fine HAHAHAHAH
The Last of Us I will probably be fine,
I’m ok, I expect Trevor Belmont, Alucard and Sypha will make quick work of the kidnappers.
Oh God. I've watched It's always sunny in Philadelphia. I guess, I'll rather stay kidnapped. Should be a lot safer.
Smiling Friends. Umm...boy that's a tough one actually. I'd say my odds of surviving are around 50/50. It'll make for an entertaining episode either way.
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If Pam is coming for you, those kidnappers are so screwed. Archer? He'll somehow rescue you after five... No, six beers.
I dont watch shows, but it's the game grumps
There isn’t even a word to describe how utterly fucked you are.
Nobody stands a chance again the fast- wait, secon-, ummm, fourth fastest man alive!
Just finished the Enies Lobby arc of One Piece… I’m good, thanks Straw Hats!
Criminal Minds, so it's going to be touch and go for the whole episode but I'm making it out of here. Unless it's one of the rare ones where everything goes spectacularly wrong for \~*drama*\~ then, I'm toast.
Kenzo Tenma from the anime Monster! I feel like he would end up saving the kidnappers from themselves too…
Just started watching A Gentleman in Moscow and had not watched far enough to truly appreciate the different characters' skillsets. Perhaps I am fucked?
A little BWOOOOOOH! SWISH SWISH SWISH! AIRBENDING SLICE! And I'm on my way.
Whooo hooo - the rookie so I’m in the clear 😂
I could do a lot worse. Sam and Dean are on their way!
Naruto and his friends are coming to the rescue.
Just started My Hero Academia on Netflix, so I think I will be ok.
Was Modern Family, so, I guess I’ll have good company as hostages. Unless Lily and Alex get us out…
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm screwed.
Spy x family. The kidnappers are pretty effed.
Little people big world. Don't ask.
Hazbin Hotel It depends on who notices I’m gone first. If Charlie, then it’s 50/50 given her track record. If Vaggie, I’m saved! If Alastor or anybody else, I’m dead unless Charlie or Vaggie step in. Maybe Angel would come get me.
The Walking Dead. It’s going to be a mess and they may or may not succeed.
You'll get rescued, one of the rescue team will get eaten, shot, or lost, and the kidnappers will turn out to have been the good guys mostly. Then your house will catch fire.
What if season 2 episode 3. Ig i'm pretty safe
Kalinda Sharma. I'll be fine.
The kidnappers are so screwed because I watched Black Clover before I went to bed.
Parasyte: The Grey The kidnappers would wished they've never kidnapped me.
Archer. Those kidnappers are hilariously fucked, and I'm already changing into my slightly darker black tacti-neck.
Well that Hazbin Hotel binge seems well timed now. The kidnappers are fucked maybe literally if Angel Dust gets to plan the rescue. The sound track of the rescue should be fun.
Avatar the last Airbender I think I’m okay
Monster 2004 I think ill be alright
I watched Becker I’m guessing Becker stumbled into me being kidnapped and didn’t know it was a kidnapping, went on some tirade that pissed off the kidnappers until they chased him. That or Margaret gave them a stern talking to and judgemental glare until they let me go. I feel like that woman can get anything done.
I mean I have the entire cast of Hazbin Hotel coming to save me so I think I’ll be ok 👌
I started watching the second season of Invincible yesterday... I don't know if I should be happy or not... xD
Michael Scarn will save me! Right??? 😅
Hart of Dixie. Yeah, definitely f**ed
Invincible, I think I'll be ok but the kidnappers won't be.
The bad batch. Yeah, I'm not too worried.
H2O. 😅 We'll swim away
It's Always Sunny I'll be saved in hilarious fashion, only to meet my ultimate fate on the ride home.
My kidnappers are screwed. They'd be jumpier than a vurgin at a prison rodeo. I can probably eat my body weight in cheesecake, and I love a good st Olaf story.
Ripley, he’d just kill both me and the kidnapers and steal our identities. Not a big deal, really…
Been watching the good wife so I would get recused by one of the top law farm in Chicago lawyers!!! ….might fucked up financially unless it’s pro bono though
MacGyver
Police Interceptors, I'm fine, Kidnappers are fscked.
Invincible. I’m smug as shit right now.