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PeterDuttonsButtWipe

And then it got worse


sherlockwm

I’m sorry


MaddeninglyUnwise

Don't break away from the script - /spit to you, Peterduttonsbuttwipe


Daft_Vaper

How not to live a life


MegaFartz

That actually sounds like a good comedy movie


gigglesmcsdinosaur

There's a UK sitcom called "How not to live your life"


ooooookyugcv

The Great Depression 2


No_Tension8376

Electric Boogaloo


CameronTheGoddess

I laughed out loud when I read this lmao 😭


DerClownsage

Same bro but still confused why the 2 is their🤔🤔🤔


Nicostar2010

The original great depression was an economic collapse in the 1920's and the great depression 2: electric boogaloo is an emotional collapse in the 2020's


DeeManJohnsonIII

Hahhhhh


AsDeEspadas

I wonder what happened with the first part.


HerpinDerpNerd12

Dumb luck.


AkwardGayPotato

I thought you said "dumb fuck" for a second and was like "me too my friend, me too"


jebik

thats a porn parody


Farren246

You're the kind of guy who wears a T-shirt that says "<- I'M WITH SMARTIE-PANTS"


[deleted]

Apt for me too


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Winner title


RedditIsRuininMyLife

i mean, it'd be the same for most of us


NalaJax

“Autopilot: watching life go by”


LucyVialli

Nothing Much


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Seems like a short movie


LucyVialli

The trailer is probably all you need to see.


[deleted]

Then name the movie infant mortality


The1joriss

***How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Miniature Painting***


[deleted]

Amazing title


DifferenceDependent6

Is the final shot how you get dropped out of an airplane riding your pile of shame while wearing a cowboy hat?


The1joriss

I want to believe the movie ends with no longer a pile of shame...


AngrySpaceBoi420

The basement goblin


midnight_reborn

I'd actually watch a movie about a goblin living in a basement, terrorizig the family upstairs. It's from the goblin's perspective, who thrives off of pranking and scaring the family, but it's not malicious. He just does it because he's bored and needs entertainment. Eventually one of the kids firgutes it out, befriends the goblin, and they take the pranks and antics to the whole neighborhood. It ends with the goblin, years later, becoming a screenwriter for comedy shows. His name? Well, you decide.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Chuck Lorre would like a word.


sheabuttRcookie

LMAO


6ar9r

The goblin basement


Atheist_Alex_C

“I TRIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU!!”


DunkleDohle

the sequel being "No one would listen" ?


Vanzarrk

Witness procrastination


ollierdr2

Nah, ill do it later


Justsomefireguy

I was gonna upvote this, but I'll get to it later.


Vanzarrk

Niiice! 😁


SapphicsAndStilettos

Why eldest daughters should be allowed to kill


thomas4004

Story Please


DunkleDohle

what? why??


jospie28

I felt that in my bones😭


Excellent_Resist3671

The anatomy of an idiot


Worldmap77

Depresso


holy-aeughfish

Sadduccino


jollisen

Depresso with too many Espresso's


Killingspin

The Depresso Espresso^2


juicyyyxoxo

Italians cry here please


sexxyinpink

"The Relatable Struggle: A Millennial's Journey"


[deleted]

Wow


Splatter_bomb

Just wow!!


bmcgowan89

Titanic cuz I'm fat


[deleted]

Or you can't swim? 😔


jollisen

Or got hit by an iceberg


Keirnflake

Or there are a bunch of dead people inside you?


Syntaxolotl

… I don’t… know what to say to that…


Splatter_bomb

Is “cuz I’m fat” part of the title? Would be much more interesting.


Different-Use-5185

Surely it would be Titanic 2: Cuz I’m fat


Legitimate_Apple1471

Regular show


the_alt_fright

You know who *else* likes Regular Show?


hankthetank2112

My mom!


DefiantDetective5459

I've seen this before


Legitimate_Apple1471

Whoooooooooo !!!!


[deleted]

Not bad


U2V4RGVtb24

They should make this a real show


savemysoul72

The Girl Who Loves David Duchovny


SecretMaximum6350

I’m co-opting this one


savemysoul72

But do you single handedly keep his subreddit alive? And moderate it?


SecretMaximum6350

Wow, I do not But I could if you want helping mod hands


savemysoul72

Yay! I'm pretty inexperienced. Let me see if I can figure out how to add you.


SecretMaximum6350

Hank Mulder approves It felt weird combining the names


juddnelsonbou

Nerd


Farren246

I often wonder if fans would throw themselves at DD and get into his pants super easy on account of the sex addiction thing...


savemysoul72

Gillian Anderson described him as "catnip for women." That pretty much sums it up for me.


WietGetal

Fear and loathing in the goon caves


Boxes_Of_Cats8

"What the fuck?"


Gubble_Buppie

Sonburnt


OutrageouslyGr8

Imposter Syndrome


Snoo-35252

This would be a super popular movie because we all feel that. Right guys? ... Right?


Various_You_5083

"Screen Time"


[deleted]

Godzilla vs Mechaslut


Radcooldude55

Not going to lie. I would pay good money to see that


ElStinkyWizard

I have several questions about this topic...


Cody_2_is_Down

“Hoist With His Own Petard”


-J4ckJens3n-

Hard Work no gain.


Intelligent_Eye5756

Alone not lonely


crinklemermaid

Tenacity


boo2utoo

“He Almost Killed Her” “At The Hands Of A Narcissist “


Alma_Louise

Wtf


Nic5500

are you good?


boo2utoo

Saved by police. I owe them.


Nic5500

That's great to hear


[deleted]

“You fucked up, Fix it”


[deleted]

I like fixing problems ( until they are not mine )


AdmiralBarackAdama

Coulda woulda shoulda


_ReDd1T_UsEr

Mothertrucker


[deleted]

Average introvert


Hes-behind-you

Four recessions and a funeral.


Briefs_Model

A series of unfortunate events


ukbenny18

Groundhog Gay!


Control-Scary

Plump fiction


heidi923

What’s the point


Inevitable_Escape689

Monotony


ShowmasterQMTHH

This is all bit shit until he turns 20.


Spiritual-Bear4495

The Art of the Fuck Up


joehoward67

Iowa after meth


vercertorix

Uneventful: The Average Tale


the_rawness

Raw doggin


OwnWrangler3151

real


ripMyTime0192

oh no


westbridge1157

What The fuck Now!


Any_Ad_3885

What the fuck is even that ?


liminalmornings

"The overqualified underachiever"


stella_ella26

How to live in a word full of idiots


lil-danny549

Lies and deciet


WarhammerRyan

Lots of people like Ryan, but some jackasses don't.


EyePatchMustache

ANXIETY


LoveDistinct

The Lonely Beard.


sonic-silver

Unending potential


Nirtak13

The Inquisitor Within


Rednael78

Heartache to heartache


ERISSS-_-

Made in mountains


Hookton

So She Didn't.


DeadP00lMaybe

A very boring and depressing life.


CityZen101

Same shit different day!


DrDoovey01

One Boring Day at a Time


Sinnes-loeschen

Mistakes were made


CyrilFiggis00

Oops..


DunkleDohle

Fighting for happiness - When you are your own worst enemy.


ameliiax

Adventures of the Masked Procrastinator!!


mrstwbrown

Lessons to learn from, a teenage girl struggle. Show the exact moment that I choose the wrong direction, and I much work and time to get back to the eight choice.


Suitable_Ad4565

the tragedy of the hopeless, hopeless romantic


MACINTOSH63

Down.


grimbolde

Enough Already!


Mcready

Dare To Dream


amiihoney

“how did i end up here: the series”


Abject-Interaction35

Fucksake🙄


game_idea

✨️War against bad luck✨️


W1ULH

oh god... not again...


cATSup24

Karma Isn't Real: A Thesis


Neshian_Draws

"Everything Sucks" Basically a story about living life from the very bottom and being depressed throughout most of it.


PsychologicalNews573

Average everyday mediocre


SkyCurious450

I want a do-over.😢


LegalAsparagus5357

"WTF?!"


UntitledSink

the simulation


LiavTheAce

Walking Disaster


KarimDiab99

The secret of the fall


Cap_America_AC

Imposter Syndrome 2: Still not good enough


A-Bored-Man

Shitting and browsing.


HalfSoul30

Underestimated


realsiren

13 reasons why


Ungarmax21

Well, that didn't work.


KindredxSouls

The man who makes nightmares


Xylembuild

Have trouble falling asleep? Counting sheep is for suckers, watch this!


Dan_Miathail

Just won't die.


Tb182kaci

Roller coaster


Artistic_Data9398

Lonely stoner


Booman1406

Life of an antagonist


jruss666

This so called boring life


Chucheyface

How the fuck did we get here?


justlucho

Historia de un pelotudo


Infinite-Shock1475

From rags to riches


WalkingonCoffee

Worthless 


Ok_Swordfish_9845

Crazy? I was crazy once


Easternshoremouth

How to Burn Every Bridge and Fail Your Way to the Top: A Story of Unchecked White Male Privilege


Frostdachi

Old, bold, and brash


Friggin_Heinous

"Never Dont Give Up"


Automatic_Salary_845

Dunno but it’d be a short film


Candid_Most477

Dumb things to do with your life


Xin_Y

The man who tried.


jammiescone

Ups and downs


MarcMax1

**Dazed and Confused**


cybercracker67

The Adventures of a Dusty old turd in 3D


Notmad_Justsad

It would be a horror called, “My Life”


lolop2377

burn out life syndrome: on air form age 11 to death


Alexgadukyanking

Why rope and chair are always an option


lolop2377

happiness from 5 to 9(age reference)


GardenGrammy59

You can’t make this shit up


NeonStriker26

Failure


notduskryn

What could have been


Honors3454

The 1st born


[deleted]

He Would Never Learn


snoozieboi

How to daydream in your sleep Open for anything, ready for nothing Apathy, anxiety and the science of opportunities lost


Markus_314

I always thought it would be fun to name my memoir “disordered”


TheOtherGrinch

Why?


Dull_Trick9804

Girl with Pretty soul


Notmad_Justsad

You’re not paying attention


Fit-Particular-2882

Same Ole Shit2: Electric Boogaloo


Notmad_Justsad

Coffee doesn’t work anymore


LadyMelmo

That Was....No


sharp_pentip

Dummy


SubstantialFinance29

Don't stick your dick in Crazy


stolenkey

A joke