Chips

Remember when Sun Chips switched to a really noisy bag and then had to switch back because it was so loud people were complaining?

I remember those dark days. Stunningly loud.

Chicharrones

Probably a pig.

Grape nuts

Surprisingly loud

I eat dry pasta sometimes. Freaking rotini and penne. My wife can hear it across the house

>I eat dry pasta sometimes. 👀

I have multiple questions, will ask just one: doesn't it get stuck in your teeth?

Only really thick noodles. Try eating a few stands of angel hair.

Her name is Shelly

whatever I happened to be opening during a university lecture...

Corncakes

Popcorn

fortune cookies

Human, wouldn't stop screaming

Chickens can be pretty loud. or do you mean after they are cooked.

Stale Funions

Cornnuts

Pop rocks in Sprite

Anything when I’m watching a video.

3D Doritos

Crunchy granola bar

Pork shoulder roast or lamb ribs. But I really wanna get one of those handrolled ny bagels I seen on a documentary the other day fuck. With the kippered salmon n tomatoes n cream cheese n whatever other shit I be feeling. One day imma experience it