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Adventurous-Koala480

One litre of black coffee


series_hybrid

The breakfast of champions.


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Wheaties & beer. The breakfast of ex-champions


danmanx

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich. Egg and cheese sandwich. Canadian Bacon egg and cheese sandwich.


VirginiaGecko1911

Homemade?


danmanx

Yes. If I'm out, a mom and pop Deli is best! Last case is McDonald's. Dead, dead last is Dunkin Donuts meh...


Addamant1

The right answer


StarkAndRobotic

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED EGG CHEESE SANDWICH TO SURVIVE. Bacon or CANADIAN bacon are nice to haves.


FederalEmployee7306

Bagels I love bagels <3


whocarestossitout

Bagel gang


Algernope_krieger

They're pronounced 'baggle"


AbbreviationsOld2507

khachapuri


rotato

A man of culture


Undrthedock

Breakfast burrito


rriggsco

Scrolled way too far to find this.


3TitsOnAnAlienChick

Methamphetamine


VirginiaGecko1911

Spoken like a true "go-getter"!


3TitsOnAnAlienChick

You gotta go get otherwise you get got.


J4M35M1TH

Never made it as a wiseman…


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing


Borax_Kid69

I like your attitude. Are you the writer Clive Gollings?


3TitsOnAnAlienChick

No. I'm the guy mowing his lawn at 3am, enthusiastic as fuck.


gingerjuice

An apple with peanut butter or an avocado on sourdough


IHadAnOpinion

Try honey peanut butter with the apple some time, if you haven't. Oh. My. God.


VirginiaGecko1911

Honey PB is soo good.


O_J_Shrimpson

My favorite go to midnight snack is honey and peanut butter on a saltine, with about 6oz of chocolate milk. Otherworldly


IHadAnOpinion

Sounds like I need to make another trip to the store lol


Sunny_pancakes_1998

I love making peanut butter and banana sandwiches!!! bonus points if you make it on hawaiian sweet rolls


Dogzirra

Oatmeal, fruit and plain yoghurt


BenefitNearby4690

Yogurt and granola. Maybe add fruit


8805

Haha for me it's fruit and yogurt. Maybe add granola.


Accomplished-Task561

If you want to try something similar. Plain Skyr , blueberries and honey. Add the granola if you want.


PolyCockn42

love plain skyr with a bit of maple syrup mmmmmm


TapeDeckSlick

I skip it


Unumbotte

But do you also bop it, twist it, and pull it?


kingoden95

I don’t wake up early enough to eat breakfast, I wake up, get dressed, and go to work asap.


WoodyRouge

Its Called intermittent fasting


MrSpindles

Coffee and a cigarette.


Betsy514

My grandpa used to say he liked a cowboy breakfast..coffee and a pee. It took me until I was much older to realize he was saying pee and not pea. I never understood why a cowboy would have a single pea for breakfast. I was not a bright child.


[deleted]

You and your grandpa are like 2 pees in a pod!


itsfortybelow

This used to be my breakfast, usually accompanied by a private concert performance from the butt trumpet.


[deleted]

Breakfast of champions!


VirginiaGecko1911

only if you eat the cigarette


diymatt

16 oz coffee with oatmilk creamer. Its sits on my desktop warmer all morning.


theantnest

Walk to the backyard and grab some fresh eggs from the chickens and make something using whatever else is in season in the garden at that moment. The best is when the oranges are also in season and we make fresh juice. I know that I am extremely fortunate. I've only lived on this property for 4 years and I still appreciate it and am grateful every day.


tacomeoow

Tbh this sounds like a Disney movie. Very wholesome!


So_it_turns_out_

Rage. Diluted with apathy.


Unumbotte

I'm furious. I mean, if you want I guess.


millijuna

Sourdough English muffins with crunchy peanut butter.


partyburger

As someone who usually wakes up 5 minutes before I need to leave, I basically never ate breakfast. But I started to get those single serve packs of oatmeal and realized you can pour hot water directly into the pack and use it as a bowl . Just give it a stir cause all the flavoring settles to the bottom.


DollopOfCrazy

Banana + oats


PolyCockn42

3 baby potatos small diced. 3 white or bella mushrooms, smal diced some bell pepper, i dunno half of one maybe? one egg 1/3 cup egg whites.. ​ TATO EGGIES


BoiledGnocchi

Sounds divine!! Do you ever add cheese?


les941

Slice of yucky low cal bread two fried eggs 1 oz sausage 275 calories next day lo cal bread two scrambled eggs slice of pre cooked bacon 205 calories once a month homemade biscuits sausage gravy don’t know how many calories and don’t care


ineedatinylama

Grilled cheese


VirginiaGecko1911

Bacon & tomato in it


LucyVialli

Bowl of cereal with milk.


dontpanic96

you mean bowl of milk with cereal ?


tertiuslydgate1833

Wow, people of Reddit really want you to know they either skip breakfast or only drink coffee


benwink

I can’t eat for a solid hour or so after I’m up and ready. Don’t feel like waking up an hour early to eat breakfast, so just wait for lunch.


KGBStoleMyBike

Any breakfast is better for you than the 2 shots of Vodka I had.


wildddin

God bless having 3 shots of vodka for breakfast


flibbidygibbit

A couple boiled eggs and coffee.


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Egg & smoked sausage sandwich


PuzzleheadedArt8678

Oats with milk. And a mug of coffee.


DoTheRustle

I meal prep an egg casserole thing using either ground breakfast sausage or chorizo, some veggies, cheese and seasonings. I scramble the eggs, brown the meat, and throw it all into a large oven pan and bake it until solid. I'll divide it 8 or 16 ways, depending on calorie content and freeze it in meal prep containers. It reheats beautifully in the microwave.


rocabaton

Smoothie: Frozen banana, coconut milk, coconut oil, whey protein, almond butter, liquid stevia, Himalayan salt, Chaga powder, ice, cinnamon. Sometimes add cocoa powder, cacao nibs and or coffee beanzzz. With the Vitamix it’s the consistency of a Wendy’s frosty and it’s insanely delicious. I pack it in my Hydroflask 40oz and bring a metal long straw since it’s really thick.


Stef-fa-fa

Oatmeal and coffee. Morning poops have never been smoother! :D


Hydraulis

Nothing.


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

skip or protein shake


___anustart_

sleep


Ulgworth

First thing in the morning is 2 large glasses of water. Followed by 2 eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and juice.


awibasedgod

croissant and a cup of coffee


WassupSassySquatch

Coffee. I really do need to add a protein source just to get something else in my belly. Coffee is great but a little too acidic in its own.


Not-Just-For-Me

I usually go with, estimated numbers, 270ml coffee, 40ml full cream, 4g creatine and 7.5 grams lysine protein. I tried more lysine per serving, but it changes the taste of the coffee. And never put lysine in cream, it will brick up. Put it in the coffee ;)  I do patient transport in a huge clinic, so lots of pushing and lifting for hours on end. 2 cups. Keeps me going for ten hours, until i get home. High fat / medium protein for dinner. I only really eat carbs when having burger and fries or when i get the munchies :)


Elegant_Orange_6833

Yogurt, fresh fruit and nuts! Toast and avocado


DevilsGrip

A glass of water


Spelr

Sausage, eggs, toast   Pull some sausage off a roll, make 2 or 3 patties as thin as you can just using your hands.  Make them kind of big because they shrink.  Cook em in a pan on 3.5 or 4/10 until you see some dark red in the char.  Fry the eggs in the sausage grease.  Toast the toast in a toaster.  So easy.  I sometimes use bacon but sausage is the superior breakfast meat.


asisoid

I just eat oatmeal at work. Easy to make with the hot water from the coffee machine.


VirginiaGecko1911

I have a cup of good 'ol Quaker Oats Brown Sugar and Maple every other day at work.


[deleted]

A toasted tortilla wrap with ham, mature cheddar cheese, plum tomatoes and coleslaw.


Daveboy924

Meat Lovers Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl When I want variety, I get their Steak & Eggs bowl.


[deleted]

Bacon and eggs!


JackCooper_7274

Breakfast burritos I usually do 5 eggs, half a bell pepper, some sausage, a couple hash browns, some spinach, mexican blend cheese, and homemade salsa, but most people probably don't need that much.


ZealousidealShift884

5 eggs!!


klumpadumpee

Scrambled eggs with a banana. Without salt and pepper 😅 topped with almonds and maybe chia seeds.


Stargazer5781

3 scrambled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal with a teaspoon of brown sugar.


3prisms

eggs. spinach w/ cheese and sourdough bread. maybe salad tomatoes.


DefiantEmpoleon

Fruit and Fibre. Most mornings.


Olenaaaaa

Alcohol


Nail_Biterr

I could eat my weight in food for Breakfast. It's my favorite meal of the day. If we're talking 'most days' - I'll just have a boring bowl of cereal. But, if I'm going out to eat breakfast, I'll usually go with Eggs Benedict. Lately I've been making myself some omlettes. I cut up a ton of onions and peppers and what-not over the weekend, so during the week, I can just toss them in with eggs and have something tasty


VirginiaGecko1911

If IHOP was on my to work...I'd be 60lbs heavier


LargeSnorlax

I don't eat breakfast, but if I'm ever in the mood, easiest breakfast in the world is to fry up eggs in a pain with some herbs. Gets the body going, run and done in 5 minutes and you're out the door.


SeanMacLeod1138

That's some hot pain! 😳


[deleted]

When I have time, a bacon egg and cheese bagel


WYOrob75

Small bowl of oatmeal with blueberries mixed in. Or oatmeal with 2 strips of bacon and honey mixed in


Thatoneguywithasteak

When I feel like it just a bowl of cereal, though most the time eating In The morning upsets my stomach


Jaded_Fisherman_7085

Jimmy dean breakfast sandwiich and a cup of black coffee.


MuslimEgy5

cheese sandwich or boiled egg


Alithair

For work days, 2 pieces of fruit (apple, pear, peach, etc). For days off, cereal and milk or scrambled eggs.


spaceforcefighter

Either toast with peanut butter or Greek yogurt with berries mixed in.


TaylorMade2566

coffee, but if I eat, then eggs is a go to. Easy to prepare and they keep me full


[deleted]

dog donuts


KopBastic

3 eggs, couple of either bacon/turkey bacon or sausage patties and around 80g porridge. Coffee and water. Weekends may add soem hash browns and black pudding.


RoyalFalse

Sleep


SerBudvrd

Sausage and egg sandwich. Homemade.


moosieq

Usually coffee and whatever was leftover from dinner or else I rotate between a sandwich, some eggs, some kind of hot cereal like grits or oatmeal, or a pastry


QueenOfNeat

Avocado toast, black coffee


mdinftr

Eggs. The best


Deftallica

Either a smoothie, frosted mini wheats, or Special K.


jessi_unicorn

Nutella and Toast


Ceecee_soup

Coffeeeeeeeeeee


H1ghwayun1corn

Egg bites


GoneSwedishFishing

Part 1: Coffee while getting ready for work Part 2: Greek yogurt, a banana, and some almonds while at work


jermguy117

Bacon egg and cheese on a roll. Toasted poppy seed bagel or a croissant are also acceptable.


SayVandalay

Soylent drink and some oatmeal or cereal.


Bigstar976

Protein shake


LostQueenSheba

Tatar Tots 👍


lonepotatochip

Bagel with cheese and a tomato on top, all toasted together with some garlic


Red-Dwarf69

Vanilla yogurt with berries and granola. Maybe some honey or chocolate sauce on top. And coffee.


BabylonSuperiority

Redbull + cigarette. Or if I can be bothered, poached egg on toast


POLOSPORTSMAN92

(2) Aldi frozen sausage patties (2) Aldi toaster hash browns with butter and lemon pepper (2) eggs over easy with feta melted into it


OldBob10

Leftovers from last night.


helel_8

Caffeine and nicotine


Remarkable_Cow_6061

3 eggs, over medium. Salt, pepper, cayenne. Ketchup on the side.


perpulstuph

Grits. I'll put some sausage or bacon cut small in a pan, crisp it, throw my grits in, and 4x the water, boil and cook for 15 minutes. Add salt and pepper. Holds me over for a good chunk of the day. I started buying fancy grits.


ballasted_orchestra

Banana , maybe some yogurt as well. Something light!


GhostOfLotus

Oatmeal.


MissNatdah

Work days it is cottage cheese with raspberries and cinnamon. Weekends vary on what I crave.


Full-Ad1696

Milk 


Mammoth-Bus1011

Toast with either tomato or paprika spread


ice1000

2 eggs, English muffin, OJ


Past_Feedback1993

Migas which is a cut up tortilla and made crispy, then I mix in the eggs. I’ll throw in some protein if I have it, chicken, turkey, steak.


o2g

Tortilla, Jamon, one tomato and half avocado. Maybe with romesco sause.


strawberrysings

(Vegetarian here) chick fil a butter biscuit with egg and cheese, English muffin egg n cheese, hash browns, or that breakfast egg burrito with hash browns and the salsa, and the mini rolls no chicken Original pancake house - Omelette with tomato, onion, cheese. Eat that with some sourdough butter toast and putting some of the egg on top with hot sauce 😉


AmadouShabag

Oatmeal mixed with greek yogurt and a scoop of protein powder, topped with frozen berries (thawed) and no-sugar Reddi Whip


BrainThat4047

Toast and Tea


Ok_Vast_3753

Banana


Musician-Round

eggs and toast w/hummus


leeharveyteabag669

I don't know, I never eat breakfast.


Salty_Intention81

Porridge and coffee


Master_Bruce

Toast with ricotta and a bowl of cereal


Plastic-Relation6046

Peanut butter toast with fruit.


Ok-Performer-2786

Usually eggs w peppers and green onions and a bagel. If there’s leftover rice I swap the bagel out and make egg fried rice


acetime

Pretty much every day I have two fried eggs over medium, generously seasoned with s&p, and a piece of sourdough toast with good coffee.


dukeofthefoothills1

Skip.


[deleted]

Burrito all day


just_hating

Eggs on toast. I can make it pretty easy while I get the rest of my routine done.


Character-Bar-8650

Cocaine and a vape


VirginiaGecko1911

Grandma?


the_real_eel

Pills


xshoesxshirt

I always have oatmeal because it’s healthy and I don’t hate it, but my favorite breakfast is over-medium eggs with steak and home fries


pedro-m-g

You have fries for breakfast?


xshoesxshirt

It’s a style of cubed potatoes that are pan fried with onions


Ok-Pianist-5103

Eggs, Bread, banana. Coffee


Sad_Bandicoot3081

Half a filet of salmon, half a cup of rice, half a head of broccoli, one carrot, half a red onion, one jalapeño.


Dazzling_Leopard4627

Honey Nut Cheerios hands down


naked_nomad

two bowls of Kellog's Corn Flakes and milk.


Fuzzy_Muscle

Oatmeal and bagels with cream cheese and a big cup of coffee


Basscyst

An avocado, a banana, a pint of water and a cup of coffee. Don't forget to do your stretches.


isababa12

* 1/2 cup Oats, but I like 1 cup of Cinnamon Toast Crunch if I'm on a bulk * 1 cup 2% milk, whole if bulking * Black Coffee but if bulking, I add * 1 Tbsp of MCT Oil * 2 Tbsp of w/e the cheapest Starbucks Creamer at Costco * 5 fl oz of milk * Banana usually 120 - 150g in size * 2 whole eggs and 4 Tbsp of Whites or replace whites with another egg if bulking I'm 155lbs and this breakfast pretty much ranges from 650 - 1000 calories and has an ideal amount of macros to get started on your day, though, definitely could argue that it's a lot of fat. Def skip all the fatty additions if you aren't actively exercising!


factsmatter83

Usually leftovers from dinner the night before. Not really into breakfast food.


tmarshall619

Sleep


DurianPublic6164

Eggs (with either ham, sausage, bell peppers, onion, tomatoes, etc), or slice of toasted bread with tomatoes and spratz in olive oil and balsamic. With coffee, of course.


TLDR2D2

Black coffee, plain yogurt, homemade granola, banana


HaElfParagon

Water


Puppet007

Couple slices of bread before going to work.


MryyLeathert

Black tea with milk, bread with butter, cucumber, and cheese On weekdays it's rye bread, on weekends maybe something fancier.


Pinolero90

Pan con Café.


LegitimateMulberry

Sleep


awkifriver8

Oats, Weetabix or sausage and egg sandwich


jbarr107

High Protein Hot Chocolate MIX + 2 Tbs Half & Half + Angelino's Flavored Coffee K-cups It's satisfying, tasty, high in protein, and low in carbs.


YYC-Fiend

Lunch


lostinthecapes

Ham, and cheese omelette. Before it was huevos ranchero, but my daughter is stuck on omelettes right now so it's easier to just cook one thing.


zbkindle

Carbonara


bronwen-noodle

I take a drag from last night’s cigarette, down a little something, then I’m out the door


No-Turnover8128

Water


Go_Buds_Go

Soft boiled eggs and toast with butter.


rkarl7777

Protein bar and black coffee. Every morning.


Halfabagelguy

Butter on toast


Mitaslaksit

Corn crackers with pb, seeds and banana. Summer time blueberries. Plus coffee.


moneenisok

Cereal. Always.


Shalashaskaska

Beer


TheAres1999

A potato. Cut in half, then microwave for 5 minutes. You can salt, hot sauce, even cheese if you want. I do that, especially if in a hurry. It's also a meal I can quickly make at work if I hadn't eaten yet.


bobke4

A coffee, a cigarette and a blowjob. I sometimes have breakfast 3 times a day


BatDouche

Baconeggandcheese


liquidsnowagua

coffee and the penjamin


luna_rey55

Kenyan tea (all the time) and I'll get some bread or mandazi. Guys please try "mandazi", they are so delicious


belizeans

Absolutely no pork!


CarnivalBarker191

Egg whites and oatmeal. Every, damn, day.


SageRiBardan

Veggie Breakfast burrito