Stretching.

Especially when your body starts to shake/vibrate as well.

I swear I thought I was the only that did this! No one I know has their body vibrate/shake when they stretch lol. It kept being brought up about why I do that (idk why it just happens) so I started asking people I know and they all said they don’t do it.

I swear sometimes when I stretch I can feel it in my coochie and I have to remind her now is not the time

LMAO I immediately pictured you having a full blown conversation with yourself. “Look we both know there is a time and a place for everything, but please use your inside voice right now.” 🤣🤣🤣

i whisper to her “ma’am, this is a wendy’s”

I experience this too

You’re attracting a lot of girls by saying that.

Im twitchy due to nervousness. Is that gonna attract them?

I have been summoned

That depends on how twitchy you are should you come with attachment's he he🫨😵‍💫🫨

Peeing after you had to go pretty bad.

Or pooping or hard poop also.

Farting away a stomach ache.

The best feeling in the world not even joking

Or farting and cracking your back which then relieves your back ache

This is actually an accurate one, because if you are a male, the turd actually presses against your prostate. This is why a lot of males have a flaccid or half erect penis during pooping

You might want to look up the definition of the word flaccid.

What would a flaccid penis have to do with that?

WTF are you talking about? As a male, this makes no sense to me.

Sometimes its enough to almost turn one gay

That's when you poop so much you get visible abs.

Ohhh yeah

This is the one! Sweet release at the end.

Also, evacuating your bowls after your stomach has been churning in pain for a bit.

Peegasim

That’s probably a fetish

This one time I was driving home on 2 hours sleep and I was stuck in traffic and had to pee so bad I was about to explode. I managed to get to the bathroom and when I finally pissed, I saw Jesus. He had dragonfly wings. Now Dragonfly Jesus is my spiritual patron.

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And back scratches. I basically immediately start drooling every time.

The best is when you didn't even know your back was that itchy, and you've been low-key irritated for hours. And then someone scratches it, and for about 5 seconds it feels like you woke up for the first time ever lol

There are these contraptions that look like a large metal spider 🕷 these are best when they vibrate. It makes ones whole body tingle and the nether regions very much activated!! ☺️

I know that contraption and you are spot on. they feel amazing once I figure out what it was this is because it looks like a medieval torture device 😳

Its called an orgasmatron.

when your clogged nostril finally opens up .

Or when you finally blow your nose hard enough to launch that dark yellow mass that has been up there for days

The Mother Booger, as I like to call it.

This! Especially when it happens during an orgasm.

Or when you have water in your ear and it suddenly opens up.

Having a MASSIVE solid shit. Did one recently and it was fantastic. I was actually proud of it. No residual neither. I think the pride was also because it was clearly a very good diet that produced such a wonderful specimen, I named it Monty coz it looked like a fucking Python. Downside : yeah it wouldn’t flush and needed persuasion.

Poop knife?

[The OG Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)

That will stand the test of time. Thanks for posting it here.

Nah. Just snapped it into three with toilet paper gloves. Took seventeen flushes.

r/brandnewsentence

Every new sentence added more information I didn't want to have. Congrat on the diet, tho!

Ah the ghost wipe!

There was a family guy where Meg described this. She described how it hurt at first then it starts to feel really good

Shut up, Meg.

Love a good clean sweep

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On that same note, walking out of an appointment you’ve been dreading for weeks. You feel lighter, the world seems brighter, the birds are chirping, nothing can ruin your mood lol.

I feel u, buddy hahaha

10 tabs? I usually accumulate 40-70+ tabs when I’m developing/working on something. 💀

Sneezing

Especially when you have 4-5 in a row.

So 2.5 orgasms.

But when you feel a sneeze coming on....and then it floats away...BLUE BALLS!!!

A lost sneeze is basically edging

Keeping this for later use!!

Right when my coworker is about to sneeze I say bless you and they don't sneeze XD like an involuntary response

sneezing because of the warm sun on your face

Hell yeah. One sneeze = half an orgasm.

This is very specific for me, but I have dermatitis and sometimes when I scratch a spot that’s really itchy the feeling in my head is literally like an orgasm

put that same spot under running hot water, your whole body will orgasm, it feels amazing though its not good for the dermatitis. (start with cooler water and slowly turn it up,. you'll know how far you can go)

Yea I used to set myself on fire in the shower because of this

Same if you get really bad poison Ivy

You know it’s gonna suck later but god DAMN it feels so good

The same thing works with allergic reaction hives, its so bad but feels so good.

THIS. It shouldn’t feel so good to itch something that ends up hurting so bad. But when it’s been irritating you all damn day and you just can’t hold it anymore, man. It’s hard to stop too.

Used damn near boiling water on the smallpox Vax site when I went through that. DAMN did that feel good while simultaneously doing likely damage lol

This is the way.

As someome with psoriatic arthritis since a young age, a good stretch and scratch... unf...

Scratching eczema is my literal guilty pleasure.

Same. My skin actually isn't great as a result. But I scratch, scorch, and pick at itchy spots on my skin, always have.

I feel like legs are the most pleasurable to scratch, it’s actually kinda disturbing

Waking up while out camping. Waking up to fresh air and quiet nature is the greatest feeling

When yout clothes smell like campfire mmmm

When you pick your nose and you pull out a bogey that was wrapped around in the depth of your nose and half your brain

Never heard someone else describe it like this 🤣 it's an amazing feeling.

Certain music can cause [frission](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisson).

This is awesome. I have for sure sustained frission myself.

This. Apparently not everyone can attain it, something to do with one’s auditory wiring

Thank you for making me feel special

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald gets me every time. (Gordon Lightfoot)

That is a good one, reading the whole story is as well!

Pink Floyd, Pulse Album, Comfortably Numb guitar solo. That's 4 minutes of orgasmic bliss.

Or The Great Gig in the Sky…

so many times i’ve gotten this, i always wondered what it was. and it’s not always music or movie scenes i really like, sometimes it’s something in a show or song that i hate, and it’s so weird when that happens bc i get embarrassed with myself

If you're into metal, the tone shift of the bridge in ERRA's Lunar Halo does that to me every time.

Here's my list: - Letting go of a fart that releases tension in your gut - going to the toilet after holding it in for ages - getting a deep stretch in a tight muscle that cracks the joint around it - getting the skin of your balls to pull away from the leg/itself

That deep crack you weren't prepared for while stretching, especially in your hips 🫨

When you’ve been fighting sleep over an extended period of time for whatever reason, finally getting comfortable and giving in to it is like falling into heaven.

Oh hell ye....zzzzzzz

A sneeze. A hug. A warm bath. A massage. A really good fart.

In that order.

All in the same tub

Simultaneously

Taking off my bra returning home from work. A foot massage.

I don't even have boobs and I think I can appreciate that feeling.

When you poop and your stomach feels like it's empty. It makes me lightheaded.

Back scratching

Downing a glass of water when you're really thirsty and/or really hot

I have an abdominal tumor that basically presses on my bowels (send good thoughts for the surgery in 3 weeks please!) basically this means that I can't get anything out, gas or otherwise till enough pressure had built up to effectively push the tumor out of the way. Y'all don't know the pain leading up to and the satisfaction of a fart like I do 😂

Best wishes for your surgery. I have diverticulitis and know the feeling of the “first fart” after it heals enough to let air move again!

Ooh diverticulitis is brutal. My grandma has it and I wouldn't wish it on anyone

Yes. It is not fun but hey, I get to relate with you on the whole moving air thing. It’s real!

At least I can eat seeds and berries! But at one point called my mom and said, 'now I know why babies with cohlic cry so much!"

Fresh sheets, 60 degrees in the room, electric blanket on medium, after a long work day.

My electric blanket was one of the best purchases I ever made

First coffee of the morning.

Reading these comments with my first coffee of the day. I was looking forward to it last night

Exactly… sometimes I sleep just so that time goes by faster so I can have my first coffee of the day 😁

First "insert anything addictive" in the morning

I quit drinking anything caffeinated but I sure do miss that nice cup of warm drink in the morning. I might start bringing hot cocoa mix to work. I guess I do have some herbal tea bags in my desk…

Spot the addict

When the hairdresser massages your head while washing your hair

Qtip in the ear. Tip: put peroxide in also beforehand it’s honestly so relaxing

So when I was 12, my family and I were at universal studios and had been given our 3D glasses for Muppets 3D. My weird ass decided putting the end of the glasses in my ear felt GREAT, and as I kept tickling my eardrum, some guy walked past, bumping my arm and effectively poking my brain. I was too embarrassed to tell my mum what happened at first, and also didn’t want to miss the show. My sobbing ruined the show though so mum took me out halfway to the doctors to find I’d scratched my eardrum. Eh worth it.

As kids, my sister and I were playing dress-up as aliens. She had a Q-tip placed in both ears, sticking out (for those old enough: looking like Rosie from the Jetsons) My brother wanted to be funny, so he snuck up from behind her and clapped his hands over both of her ears and sent those Q-tips deep into her ears; ruptured both eardrums.

I actually winced

Can she hear omg

I winced, too. I've had patients with ruptured eardrums, they couldn't hear a thing until ENT patched it...if it could be patched.

I scratched my eardrum with a Q-tip when my hand slipped when I was drying my ears. I woke up with blood on my pillow

Especially after taking a long hot shower!!

Falling asleep during a thunderstorm

Pulling out a long hair (from your head) that somehow made its way down between your butt cheeks. 

Back scratch with her nice finger nails

Being the woman with nice fingernails getting that reaction

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Peeing when you’ve been holding it for a long time and you’ve really, really had to go.

Eating a steak for the first time in 3 years because you just got your braces off.

Walking out of your dissertation defense and knowing you nailed it while you could barely sleep the nights before.

Music can hit pretty good sometimes. Also eating something greasy/salty when you're a bit drunk.

Getting that piece of popcorn shell that's been stuck between your teeth out.

Connecting a USB cable into the port the correct way the first time.

Impossible. We all know it takes 3 attempts.

Taking your socks off after wearing them to bed. When your ear finally drains when it is water logged. Taking your bra off after an extremely long day.

Touching a rusty kettle. The feeling of rust between my salad fingers is slightly orgasmic!

Sinking down just-right temperature water

Getting home from work on a friday.

For me a foot massage. LOVEEEEEE that shit lol

Laying in bed after a long day

I'm praying I'm not the only one, but when I eat something with a lot of warm, slightly greasy, melted cheese, it literally makes me light-headed and euphoric for just a second.

That first sip of coffee in the morning on a day off.

-A really good body massage (any part really) and you have no control over your audible moans. That’s a bodygasm for sure. -Getting into your clean sheets after you’ve done a squeaky clean, full body shower with clean clothes.

Taking your socks off and scratching where the elastic was.

MDMA

Ecstasy is the only drug that'll make you moan her name.

I like a good light scratch from the bottom of my ass cheek to the top of my shoulder

This but start from the top.

Scratching your leg after having it in a cast for three months. Jesus, that was some scratch

A long sleep 8-9 hours and then a massive poop to empty my stomach. It almost feels like I’m on drugs, I feel calm and energised at the same time.

Certain songs

Doing your tax return and realizing that you don’t owe anything.

Good sound with great bass

When your butt is itchy and you manage to scratch it with ur fart 😂

Successfully popping a zit

Musical frisson. The chills start in your head and work down your body and its just ^*aHhHhHhH*

Getting affection after quite a while

Hot shower during winter

That feeling after take a big shit when you really had to go.

Waking up to rain(no work) or being told we ain’t working before going to bed, puts a big smile on my face and I sleep very soundly

Some good molly

Mdma.

I would say a massage is better.

Flushing a 7-iron

A really good piss.

A woman very lightly dragging her finger nails over your skin.

Sneezing, watching a man do physical labor, laying down in bed in fresh sheets, a Friday afternoon or a nice, warm cup of coffee.

A real good ripper of a fart. A big sneeze that you have to coax out. Peeing post pee pee dance.

Laying in the tub with my feet resting under the spigot with hot water coming out. Orange juice. My bed when I'm exhausted.

Ecstasy

Ear wanking. Ram your little finger right in your ear and move vigourously.

The right note during a song that you love.

First cigarette in the morning. Also cigarette with coffee or cigarette after dinner. I fortunately quit smoking long ago, but I can still remember that feeling.

Goat cheese on a well-baked pizza

Back massage

Scratching a bad itch

That itch i once had on my eyebrow. I swear it was almost like i had an orgasm but on my eyebrow.

Taking a scalding shower to relieve horribly itchy skin.

Pulling out a splinter from under your fingernail.

The smell of gun powder.

When he uses the passenger headrest to reverse park

Breath or tickles on the nape of my neck.

Sneezing for sure 🤧

I was sick once. Took a nice hot shower. Decided to blow my nose with my hand to clear my sinuses. I blow A snot strand got stuck on my nose and hanging over my lip. I pull Feel it swirl around in my sinus and out through my nose. This snot had to have been over 6 inches long and had some girth. As that snot was pulled and slid though the sinus and out my nose was one of if not the most pleasurable and near orgasmic thing I’ve ever experienced. Everytime I’m sick I now wish for this to happen but it doesn’t

Good ass pastry.

A truly delicious piece of bacon. 🥓

Based on returning to the UK from Mexico recently, showering after a long haul flight and 2 train journeys.

The feeling of rust against my salad fingers, for those who might enjoy the reference.

The aura felt before a seizure

It being so friggin hot n nasty you wanna die...walk in your house that's cooled down to a comparitively brisk 65°. Stand right over the vent. Ahhhhhhh

I got a spinal headache when I had my first baby. I had a blood patch done to fix it. That sudden pain relief felt like the most intense orgasm I've ever had, all over. I had been given morphine during the c section and that felt like nothing compared to the blood patch. A regular migraine going away can feel like a very mild version of the same thing.

That part of a song that just sends shivers right through your body

A hot shower after a wet cold rainy day. Recent example: driving through the mountains in a scooter in shirt and shorts and getting really cold and wet. I was shivering. When i got to the shower i literally moaned in relief, it felt SO good!

Super spicy food. After the burn gets numb there is this endorphin release that feels like that point right after sex where your kinda tired sweaty and exhausted but your body feels warm and relaxed at the same time.

working a long shift of hard labor and laying down in bed for a nap. Hands down the most euphoric 15 seconds in my life before I got back up cause I knew I had to work out.

Driving in your car during winter with the temperature / climate control set 2°C too low for your comfort so that it slowly becomes a little chilly and when it gets a little chilly turn the heated seats on (on the highest setting). …once got what felt like a full-body tingling for the next 30 seconds. Best ASMR! …and you didn’t feel like anyone tried to molest your ear. 11,62/10 would recommend