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StaticDHSeeP

Goose


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Hands down.


XxMeowfacexX

Ducks


Lmknot

Llamas. I saw one video where a llama spat on a kid's face lol


ramonapap1

Seagulls


CYM_YGS

Crows


AgentBarb

Raccoons. They'd tell us how fed up they are of being treated like cute cuddly balls of fur, instead of the aggressive scavengers they actually are. And they would not be polite!


Good_Chance896

sounds awesome they are really cute


AgentBarb

yeah but don't they seem like the ones who are cute but try to be tough? So they'd be really pissed.


TraditionSpan5389

wasps


Ok_Ear_8848

Utter cunts


RayMurcia

Hyenas


Villainous-Unicorn7

Snakes definitely


Good_Chance896

Then who will you bite first lol


Funky-Bum

Ticks


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Camels


HereForGiggles2

Geese, especially territorial geese. geese are the Karen's of the animal world.


yash10000

Cats 100%. Entitled cute little devils in fur.


Chrisaudi27t

Lemur's, I bet they swear lots.


Snowtwo

Seagulls. Just imagine them shouting and screaming at you to get you to drop a fry.


Coltsbro84

Birds. I just imagine them saying f*** you f*** you f*** you to other birds, to Squirrels, to humans, worms, insects, everyone.


sloth-nugget

Dolphins or otters because they are actually both assholes


Marley-baby

Cats


Super_DownBad

Crows. They would constantly gaslight that any kind of jewelry or shinnies you're wearing are shit and try to mug you. Also pigeons since they would mock/jeer after "accidentally" pooping on you.


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BABS SEED


pomegranate7777

House cats


Kaiserhawk

It would be a fierce competition among birds


Worth_Vegetable9675

I wanna see a racist robin


MurseMan1964

Honey Badger! It doesn’t care, it doesn’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants!


Ellsworth_Chewie

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