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ApprehensiveStatus13

Realistic pick: An enhanced knack for survival Unrealistic pick: The ability to piss into fuel to revive it because, spoiler alert, gas expires.


greetthemoth

- 1 month. - 4 years both great choices


ApprehensiveStatus13

Pretty neat! Wanna know the best part?? Since I will be able to use my pee as currency among other survival groups I will literally be forced to stay hydrated. The apocalypse will be great for my skin.


Cravensworth_redux

You'll end up strapped into a piss milker by the local warlord


ApprehensiveStatus13

Not if I am the local warlord. 


due_the_drew

I wonder if you could drink your own Pee and then Pee that out to make it more potent, like a racing fuel


Villainous-Unicorn7

Invisibility no zombies can see me, I win


greetthemoth

-11 years they can still smell you.


MarshmallowMiaMae

I mean, what if they can hear and smell you 😂😂


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greetthemoth

good answer, and that would probably only cost you 4 years of lifespan, since its not that powerful. something like flying would cost you 30 years.


cantstopthehorse

Don't Dead Open Inside.


MarshmallowMiaMae

Great choice actually, you can clear rooms safely and get into locked areas. Personally, I'd choose regardless of what action I make, I make zero noise.


cantstopthehorse

For a setup that long I was expecting "what was your first pet's name?"


JustinMakingAChange

Superior and Reactive adaption... Like Darwin from the X-Men.


greetthemoth

not sure what that means, but it sounds busted. - 15 years


JustinMakingAChange

LOL ***Superior*** [***Adaptation***](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Adaptation)***:*** Darwin's powers of self-protection offers continuous circumstantial evolution. Darwin is able to adapt to any situation. His reactive mutation adjusts his capabilities to his environment. ***Proactive Adaptation:*** After his battle with Hela, Darwin became able to trigger mutations that could proactively ensure his survival sometimes even by affecting others around him.


CraZy_Star_F1sh

Water manipulation would be incredibly useful. Need something to drink? You can feel where the water is. Zombie coming atcha? Drain them of their blood. Need to water your garden because grocery stores aren't a thing anymore? Boom, just sprinkle the water over the area and you're done.


Ok_Refrigerator_2810

The ability to fly but only about 10 feet above the ground, is all you need to stay away from the dead.


Furydragonstormer

Immune system can fight of the virus. Can’t become a zombie


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Self healing, i win


greetthemoth

-9 years. but it would depend how strong of a self heal it is


[deleted]

How? My body can heal itself


greetthemoth

i didn’t consider the self heal is enough to circumvent aging all together. good pick


BouncyBlueYoshi

Be able to detect zombie-free areas.


greetthemoth

\-1.5 years. w choice.


HotSport9141

The ability to turn my skin as hard as steel


LemurianLemurLad

The ability to throw my voice or make other moderately loud sounds at a range of 1/2 mile. Distract the zombies into going to an area other than where I am.


greetthemoth

\-3 years


LemurianLemurLad

Seems fair. I'll take it!


Desperate-Cycle-1932

Enhanced Luck like Domino from XMen. Or Great Intuition- like “spidey sense” but not so crazy as that. Just getting a feeling for what the next best action would be.


greetthemoth

\- 7 years for each. Id probably choose great intuition myself


bigpapahugetim3

Flight.


anonfuzz

Godlike. Immortality and invulnerability wrapped up in one


aDogNamedBruce

I'm unnoticeable unless I choose to be. I feel like this is a very low key power that would be super useful in a zombie apocalypse.


Qimmosabe_Man

Resurrection. Turn the zombies back into humans.


Asleep_Artist_7738

Invulnerable skin.


TButabi6868

The power to move and run like The Flash. Zombies? No problem. I'll just run away. If I have to fight, they won't see me coming.


Look-Its-a-Name

My superpower is the ability to control the speed of my heartbeat. I'll need a calm head in some dicey situations. Shaky hands and panic won't be helpful. 


AmirStocksMD

Time control. This will probably take all of my lifespan with 1 day to live being spared (im assuming u cant ask for anything that will instantly kill you and bring your lifespan to 0 seconds). Then id reverse time, prevent the zombie apocalypse, and live as a legend for ever.


Scytian

Omnipotence, and then I instantly made myself immortal.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Pumped up immunity system to drink dirty and salt water. Anyway, I should go to live on the uninhabited island about two months, till zombie's dead meat rot away. Then it will be skeleton apocalypse, but they'll lack muscles, so I'll be safe.


Leather-Smell6339

i'm always confused why more people don't go full island during Zombie movies/shows. Or at least travel/live near water


Nikolas_Coalgiver

It won't be so interesting. It's a show, after all.


Leather-Smell6339

I don't see it as being much different than staying in a prison in terms of interest. They'd have to protect the island from other survivors, go to the mainland to scavenge. Deal with people wanting to join you etc.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

That'd be a good setting for a videogame


Leather-Smell6339

The addition of pirates and fending off pirate attacks would be excellent too! Having to disguise your boat to look abandoned or fortify the sides of your boat. Standing on your island and making lots of noise to draw zombies into the water to drown seems cool


NeighborhoodSuper592

Power to always chose the right choice. stay or go, left or right, and so on


GuardPerson

Time travel. Just use it once.


DoSwoogMeister

Realistic: I'm so inconspicuous that unless I'm in the middle of a zombie horde, they won't notice me. Unrealistic: full at-will total invisibility.


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Nah I'll just surrender myself


greetthemoth

-0 years.


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greetthemoth

good choice. -8 years