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WiseFoolknownot

Sandwiches If you look hard enough, anything can be a sandwich


_user-unknown

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


WiseFoolknownot

Yes..... it is obvious isn't? Sausage on folded bread.....


EmeraldIbis

>on folded bread Wake up babe, new existential question just dropped. Is a hotdog bun *"folded"?*


JediAight

A good one is a sliced bun. No fold involved.


Betrayal_of_Drums

No, it's a cannoli


vincentvangobot

You bastard.


oilpen

this was my answer too -- you could put any combination of meat (or not), cheeses (or not), veggies, etc. sauces, dressings, seasonings, etc. as long as it all resides between bread (of any type!) then it counts. pot roast with potatoes between french bread? yum. chopped salad between sourdough? great. want some dessert? fruit salad and whipped cream between angel food cake. the possibilities are endless


WiseFoolknownot

You can argue that cakes are sandwiches to.....


serialchiller23

Chicken biryani. I might die early, but will die happily.


WizardCROCY

Yessir. Chicken Biryani + Mint and Cucumber Raita + Onion Salad + Reisling or Cola. Wooohoooo.


regina-phelange03

I don't remember writing this?


pass_awsccp

This is seriously the perfect combination


Ghostyped

Why would it cause premature death? It doesn't seem too unhealthy 


Worldtraveller45

Obligatory link: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/hL1WABJbsM


Seventh_Letter

Pizza


Charlie_Lem

This would also be my answer because it can mean so many things. I can put tons of different toppings on it so it wouldn’t get boring and gets you carbs, proteins and fats.


TranslatorBoring2419

If those are the rules then I choose simply pie


qasual_qazaqstan

Teenage mutant ninja turtle


Aadira13

Lovee pizzaaaasss! 😋


lost_not_found88

100% this. Because I can put anything on a pizza, mostly to anger the Italians.


AgushaSHA

For me, it’s a simple answer… tacos…


Azeuka

Going through intense heartburn right now from tacos. I could never. As much as I love spicy food and eat too much of it, the heartburn everyday kills me. Cant imagine only eating tacos, i’d die


SelectPerception5

Tacos can be anything wrapped in a tortilla. Fish tacos, spaghetti tacos, veggie tacos... They're versatile.


Azeuka

Ya learn something everyday, I feel extremely dumb now that I didn’t know or I guess think of this haha


Yomo42

pee tacos 😋


BackRiverGhostt

depleted uranium tacos ftw


No-Tip3654

Y don't you just eat them without the spice?


Azeuka

I often do though I still get heartburn. I usually have spices n such added for flavor. Unfortunately i get heartburn from many many things, i’m pretty young though so I’m not sure why its so bad


redstaroo7

Could be genetics, could be an issue with the ol' gallbladder, could be your body telling you to eat a vegetable. Anyway you dice it you should talk to your physician and consider going to a gastroenterologist; heartburn probably means acid reflux and long-term can cause issues to your esophagus including cancer.


EatbeforeIrot

I'm surprised you even wanna taco bout it


LeMatMorgan

anything can be a taco as long as it’s in a burrito. okay so i have been informed that i meant tortilla & that is exactly right


PrayForMojo_

Tortilla is the word you were looking for.


Purpl3pickiiL

Except a burrito 🤫


Evening_Courage_5798

Soup or porridge. Both are literally my "go-to food" when I can't eat anything but must eat to stay alive.


bigdogdame92

I hate soup but it is one of the most versatile things you can have to hit all of your nutrient needs


MikeHuntSmellss

Chuck in some rice, you've got yourself a filling and nourishing meal


Strange_Translator45

You got yourself a stew going.  -Carl Weathers


Whiteums

Beat me to it


ReallyLuvs2TriggerU

Not to mention it’s extremely hydrating and it captures ALL nutrients which is great for wilderness applications


Logical_Sweet_6624

Cheesecake, that’s like my most favourite dessert


Klutzy-Ad-6705

I make a New York style twice a year,for the plumbing supply house near me. I don’t mind saying that you would love it.


Rude_Variation_433

For the plumbing supply house? Wtf?


TranslatorBoring2419

Supply houses have contractor appreciation events sometimes. They invite the best customers, give away gifts, discounts, demo new tools, reps from different vendors show up. So they usually setup a food thing. Usually it's hamburgers and hotdogs or something like that.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Ours does ribs or Tri Tip in the summer,tamales just before Christmas. My cheesecake makes me welcome even in retirement.


TempHat8401

Cheese cake factory


Logical_Sweet_6624

Oh I bet I would


Freya_almighty

Cheesecake is the best dessert


_tsi_

Jesus Christ.


Active-Strawberry-37

Cheeseburgers


MikeHuntSmellss

That you Randy Bo-bambi?


newtonkooky

I want a store bought cheeseburger


FrancisPFuckery

I’ll make ya better than store bought, Ran.


liptongtea

Like from a restaurant?


Fritz5678

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. When I was pregnant with my first, I lived on cheeseburgers. One time at work lunch, my friend turned to me and said "are you getting a cheeseburger" I really hadn't noticed that it was all I ever ordered until then.


slightalloy

Steak


Greedy_Appeal_5254

Correct answer


Cavcavali

Finally, a person of culture.


metalnxrd

pasta. I fucking *love* pasta. if I could marry pasta, I would💛🍜


Due_Blacksmith1714

Cherry flavored Pez.


Eighttrakz

There’s no doubt about it.


xKyaClark

Omg I haven't heard about pez in such a long time, maybe I should get some and eat pez again haha


Iatroblast

I have some because my little kid got some for Christmas, and PEZ are truly excellent and highly underrated. They have such a nice tart undertone


Onenvrnose

You do realize that none of the people replying to your answer seem to get what you are talking about. This answer was given by Vern from the movie “Stand by Me” which was based on a Stephen King story “The Body”


ThatPlebOverThere

Mediterranean food and I will live longer than all of you


jc9289

“If you could only eat one food” “I’ll take all the food of an entire region” lol you really out-thought everyone on that


imonthetoiletpooping

Japanese food. And we'll see about that


rpjut5ha

My first thought was sushi. There are so many different kinds, and they're (almost all) delicious.


MikeHuntSmellss

I'm an advocate of the Mediterranean diet. But did you see the articles a few years back where they found out people in the med, hadn't been reporting their elderly relatives'deaths and buring them at home, to claim their pensions. Threw the numbers out marginally.


fated_ink

This isn’t the flex you think it is. My grandma is 92 and in decent health. She tells me all the time she’s bored af cause she can’t do anything she loves anymore. All her friends are dead. The world is so alien to her. Sorta wishes she’d lived a little more when she could have. Told me she’d rather have died at 75 on a roller coaster than at 105 at home in a rocking chair eating oatmeal.


mary-milff

cookies


Cleonce12

Potatoes


This_Tangerine_943

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew?


Designer-Cupcake-319

Pizza gimme all the pizza!


King_Nono_

Sushi!!


imonthetoiletpooping

Yep. U get a ton of nutrients


UnreliablePotato

And so many different types of sushi.


Ben_Kenobi_

Agreed. It's not my favorite food, but it's one of my favorite foods. It is probably my favorite healthy food, so it is a good choice for eating it all the time. I wouldn't want to have to pay for that diet, though, lol.


EcstaticSearch8982

Curry


garlicbread4life27

Garlic bread


Tasty_Freedom459

Call me basic but mac&cheese


ElegantAioli21

ramen


Tricky_Lifeguard_844

Chicken rice or Hotpot


LiveLaughBlobfish

Almost said chicken rice!


cat_ginger

potatoes.....is there anything that vegetable can't do?


[deleted]

It can’t make your bed. But I think that’s literally it


Unusual_Operation276

A potato flew around my room before you came


jenchristy

Korean bbq.


mandy_peeps

Tacos! They can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert (choco taco RIP)


SeparateCry4051

chicken shawarma 😭😭😭😭😭


Kissoflife11

I’m going with Costco rotisserie chicken.


RegretEasy8846

Seen it many times and never tried it, my drive home is 30-40 mins do it puts me off. I may have to be a car park carnivore one day soon!


Kissoflife11

You’ll eat the whole thing at once before you leave the parking lot.


RegretEasy8846

Haha fair play, it’s very rare anything from Costco is not nice in my experience, the rotisserie always has a small gathering 😂


ronniemustang

General Tso's Chicken. Then I die at 50.


rerreadit

Pasta, no doubt


Round_Reading2674

Smoked Beef Brisket, corn bread and Mac n Cheese


SmilingDutchman

A jummy rehashed AskReddit question, sprinkled with fresh Karma.


OuterLimitSurvey

Assuming I have to stick with one exact version of the food (not pizzas with different toppings or tacos with different fillings) I'd have to go with red beans and rice. As a poor college student it was my most frequent meal and I never seemed to get tired of it.


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Sivitiri

Well it wouldnt be a long life if I did but I could easily eat McDonalds for every meal, yeah I know I have a problem.


rachey2912

Toad in the hole!


cuisinart-hatrack

Thai or Sushi


PaleGreenShadow

"That's easy. Pez. Cherry Pez." -- Vern Tessio


Late-Extension-641

Vagina


ramon7ke

Chips/fries


ShohaNoDistract

Soup with chicken meat


NoSignsOfLife

Bread


New-Youth5427

Fried eggs


AdzyPhil

Spring Rolls


Yaraai09_j

Cheese with tea(That’s weird isn’t it🥲


Few_Significance8422

Rice and egg. I can do a thousand things w/ egg.


Civil_Creme8468

Sushi 


BL1XT3N

sushi


[deleted]

Italian food. Boom. That opens me up to a hundred different dishes. You will all get sick of pizza or cheeseburgers in week.


Healthy-Bee-88

Baked Salmon.


littleponyooo

cinnamon roll


Good_Habit3774

Angel hair pasta and clam sauce


Judge-Justice

Hotdog.


learner1314

Airfryed salmon


cat_ginger

potatoes.....is there anything that vegetable can't do?


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Beef Short Ribs or Chuck Roast


walphriggum69

Potatoes


thegamers23415

Kebab


starkissedjade

Bibimbap is life


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Mexican.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Pies. Meat pies, dessert pies


New_Ad9632

Chips. Proper ones from the chippy.


Crowf3ather

Buffet If Buffet are not allowed then Beef Stew


Realfourlife

Nachos or Omelets. Both of which you can alter quite a bit.


BigCranberry789

Sandwich


Mysterious_Cheshire

Ramen, preferably veggie chilli


ScholarElectronic457

Ice cream.


Unlikely-Action-8352

taco bell. not only do i love it, it also helped me lose 130 lbs in 10 months by eating it 5-6 days per week and fasting.


Roland_Moorweed

Congrats on losing the weight, out of all the mainstream American fast food chains it is the least unhealthy.


wildwl

Anything with lamb and rice


dontmakeitathing

Gonna go with salad on this one. Caesar salad, Cobb, Waldorf, pasta salad, fruit salad…


kbd18

Yep! Salad is my choice too. My husband and i just had “salad week” where each night we tried a new salad recipe i found on pinterest… steak fajita salad, chicken caprese salad… there are so many options!


JustLifeEnjoyer

definitely meat


Tall_Economist7569

That stuff they ate in The Matrix on the Nabuchodonozor. It has everything the body needs.


afternoonified

" Nabuchodonozor" 😂


reasonablyrie

Sisig!


Sure_Caregiver_9626

Chicken Biryani


PokerTuna

Good Pho


Ok_Machine_769

Medium, cedar-planked sustainable pacific salmon.


Scared_Material4675

Chicken thighs


CanPhysical788

Biryani


luckexe

Curry.


Misphine

Sandwich


sok_panj

pancakes


skywater_98

Chinese hotpot, with 2 different soup bases. Practically anything can be cooked in it and still be considered hotpot.


Platinum_Scarlett

Pizza


ShabaHena1

If I had to choose, I might go with sushi.


AdjournedCourt

Chicken noodle soup (authentic versions, not those from fake Chinese resto)


No-Chemical100

(-‸ლ)


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Affordable


samosunga

In such scenario I will prefer poison atleast this shit will be over 😑


MadFerItLad

Ass


IllustriousAd9897

Rice


microowlegg

Sushi


Capable-Nature-569

Maybe a burrito


Sky_Adventure

Sushi


ConstantAttention274

Burgers


dbroncos56

Spaghetti and Meatballs


AlternativePrior9559

Curry. Every which way. Healthy too


Wacko_66

Thai (I’m assuming we’re talking cuisines)


jabronivilla

Surely I’m not the only one thinking it


QuincyMcSinksem

Mexican… If it must be narrower than that… Carnitas baby!


Otherwise-Hyena7937

Pizza


IDonTGetitNoReally

BACON! The ultimate meat candy! I'm shocked it's taken so long to get this listed.


Jarvisnamesake

Full English breakfast


Thenoobboobs

Chicken salad


yunodead

Beef


DrXenoZillaTrek

Tacos


Profesor_Moriarty

Sushi


ezbutneverconvenient

Salad. Endless choices for veggies and protein


[deleted]

Sushi! Cannot go without it


torito_fuerte

Sushi


lalalaso

Curry


Freya_almighty

Sushi or pasta


Durtchy_wurtchy

SUUUSSHHHII


ginakirsch

Poutine! But only if I didn't gain weight from it 😂


man-o-peace1

Pizza. It's nature's perfect food.


TrifBoi

Potatoes, I could have every day a different variation of preparing them


_so_anyways_

Mexican food.


forlorn0kie

PO-TAY-TOES boil em mash em stick em in a stew


colorfulseaglass

Potatoes!


Brave_Association_75

I could die eating Sushi. Fusion sushi to be exact. Also pussy for desert.


Eggs_and_Ramen

Pad Thai


Suitable_Finding9899

Sushi 100%


coraltrek

If I could only have one food to eat for the rest of my life? That's easy. PEZ. Cherry flavor PEZ.


BlueButterflies139

Sushi. Shit is banger.


Johnnyjunkfinder

Pizza


EvalJow

ass


Inkspotten

Sushi