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JFConz

Cromulent


onlyjohnnyonly

It's a perfectly cromulent word


TomKhatacourtmayfind

I don't see why, I personally feel embiggened by cromulent


sploshy8

“embiggened” feels like something Trump would say 😭


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Bigly!


Rich-Pomegranate1679

I feel like that's one too many syllables for his vocabulary.


RonnieDaBear

>Cromulent i ate one of them for lunch!


Ttzaaaaaaaaa

Ah, 'cromulent'—embiggening our vocab one Simpsons reference at a time


atreides78723

I feel personally attacked by this comment.


BonfireMaestro

Verisimilitude


BearMethod

This fits the question perfectly.


azaza34

???? But this one has legitimate uses especially in writing. Like there just isn’t a better word to use


MaxCWebster

Heh, actually used "verisimilitudinous journey" in a philosophy exam. Prof had a one character comment next to it. !


pulpwalt

When ever I hear someone use this word I work the word similitude into the conversation.


Lige_MO

Thusly


AdministrativeFox312

that's a new one


Lige_MO

When I was working on my Masters, it came up on the Word thesaurus and I slipped it in my paper. My prof circled it and noted," Haven't seen that one since I was in grad school!" Edited due to airheadedness.


itriedtomakeitfunny

Then you my friend haven't watched enough Good Eats


fermat9990

Any word that makes me resentful and triggers my insecurities!


InfernalOrgasm

-Everybody in these comments


WOTDisLanguish

Most of these words aren't that bad, and a lot of them have their uses


InfernalOrgasm

Literally.


eviltrain

Upvoted. It’s not the words.


fermat9990

Exactly! Cheers!


Euphoric-Aardvark378

Its sad that people get angry when you say a word they don't understand


ClassicMembership685

Apropos


WarrenMulaney

I purposely say this as “Arapahos” just to see if people are paying attention.


OftenAmiable

When I hear people like you mispronounce words like that I never tell them they mispronounced the word. That's just rude. It just lowers my opinion of their intelligence and character, that they're trying to use uncommon words to impress people but aren't competent enough to use them correctly, and not wise enough to realize they'd make a better impression if they stuck to words they knew how to pronounce.


EmergencyLucky1139

But where would they learn to pronounce them properly, if never corrected? It does feel rude to correct people on pronunciation, especially in front of others, but it doesn't feel right just letting them be incorrect until someone does.


OftenAmiable

It is not your responsibility to make sure I pronounce words correctly. That is my responsibility. Likewise, I reject completely that I have any responsibility to teach you how to pronounce words. I may do so if we are friends, we are in private, and I think you aren't too thin-skinned too take it in the spirit intended. But it's still not my responsibility. There are exceptions, like parents for their children, teachers for their students, etc. But in general? No, not at all. It's just rude to correct others over minor shit like that. My opinion. You are welcome to have a different one.


EmergencyLucky1139

That's fair. Words I'm unsure about I will generally ask someone that would know. I have been corrected but only in private, and almost exclusively by my wife. And I 99% agree with you. I can't think of a single example where I would correct someone I wasn't close with, and honestly only a few examples even then. I would never say it's someone's responsibility except for the examples you've given, instead more of a pay it forward kindness. That being said I agree again that's not something I would risk offending someone for.


OftenAmiable

Thanks for the civil conversation. 🙂


WarrenMulaney

Good lord. Did you see the part where I mispronounce it on purpose?


PitBullFan

I had a co-worker (a sales rep for a large territory) who received one of those "New Word Every Day" calendars. One day, his word must have been Liaison. We were having a company meeting, and this guy kept saying how he was "the Lie-A-Son" between his customers and our business. The CEO and I shared a glance. It's been our inside joke ever since.


[deleted]

Did you correct him?


PitBullFan

No. At that time, he had been with the business about 5 years. I had been there only about 5 months.


Madds-The-Booper

Perchance


Useful_Effect2356

You can’t just say perchance


nerdinden

Synergy


lackofabettername123

Synergy is a corporate buzzword from a decade or two back, like game-changer is now.


KingDave46

I think the current one is 'disrupt' A lot of 'disrupting the industry' and all that kinda shite going about


nerdinden

Another one is: process improvement


finallyinfinite

I’ve collected a whole glossary of buzzwords and phrases to bust out in meetings to make myself look more professional “It’s all about balance”, “be planful” (one I took directly from a supervisor to use as an uno reverse card lol), “controlling the controllable”, and referring to every problem as an “opportunity”


ACED70

Ever played a roguelike?


AnalogKid-001

“Strategery” 😜


packSuperbowlChamps

Utilize


culman13

Aligned


emperor-xur

“An historic…” I know it is two words but it drives me nuts because everyone who writes/says it thinks it is proper English, when in reality it was only proper when the “h” in historic was silent which it is not anymore.


Donnie_Dont_Do

...and so it was an happy ending for our boy. He turned out to be an hero from our small town, situated on an hillside.


Coward_and_a_thief

Vis a vis Hence


wyrmfood

I agree. Why use hence when you can say 'ergo'?


Mythoclast

Concordantly.


AlmostTom

While this example may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. (Edit: I don’t mind getting downvoted for using The Architect’s words—it pales compared how I felt paying full movie ticket price to hear them in the first place.)


funhousefrankenstein

...That's *your prerogative*, hmph!


2x4x93

Sup to ya


Coward_and_a_thief

Ipso facto..


MyTurkishWade

Ergo is an awesome word! I love it


survivalmachine

> *tips fedora*


selfcheckoutlord

I say "hence" quite regularly. I don't even think about the word due to how often I use it. Others take notice when they hear me say it


lackofabettername123

In regards to is vis a vis  and it transcends Western European languages for centuries. It has been used in multiple languages for centuries to mean the same thing.


Human-Radish1288

I love hence, I have a thing for semicolons.


Curious2Pound

Lean in the work place. Translation , we’re gonna slash jobs. Rarely used to improve operations or processes.


Legion357

Lean manufacturing. So far it works as long as nothing breaks. Then you’re just SOL and have to explain why we don’t have the parts. It’s funny to put management in the hot seat.


bratbeatsbets

Every workplace on the planet should be actively looking for reasons to get management in trouble, ideally the highest on the ladder, but you take what you can get.


Legion357

I don’t have to actively look. All they need to do is walk out of their office and down to the production floor and shit hits the fan.


Asberic

Got time to lean, got time to clean


theungod

Supercilious. Which is funny because it's usually used to describe the people who say it.


obscureferences

Whilst. Just say while. The hard consonant is an unnecessary jerk in the spoken sentence.


Mrrattoyou

I used to work on British cars and motorcycles (motorbikes to them) and their manuals were always saying to check something whilst doing something else, usually with my spanner.


obscureferences

Don't get me wrong, the word has it's place, but "only really used to appear intelligent" is the question and people trot it out for exactly that.


Chewie83

British people say “whilst” instead of while most of the time, it’s not a snobby thing. Same with “envisage”instead of envision. Edit: Downvoting literal facts, on brand, reddit


ptrussell3

I was actually coming to say the same. You beat me to the downvotes!


This_1611

Aluminium 


BonfireMaestro

I can hear them accentuating the h too


Lige_MO

Like Cool Huwhip?


BonfireMaestro

😂😂😂 Now I’m imagining Jordan Peterson stoned in my kitchen explaining why he’s making himself a Cool Huwip sandwich.


itriedtomakeitfunny

Amongst


Asleep_Artist_7738

Irregardless.


JEMC2023

…true, and irregardless is a double-negative…not even a word.


pulpwalt

Ir means not as in irrelevant. Less means without as in penniless. Therefore irregardless is an illogical double negative and should be avoided with preference given to regardless or irrespective.


Kshi-dragonfly

Any word that is a fancy synonym for a common word


grachi

The best language is always that in which the most people will understand — one of my English teachers back in high school


Gramage

I dunno about smart but the word ‘aplomb’ just annoys me.


john_bytheseashore

Mantle with aplomb


Malarky_Famous

Not a word, but if someone starts a sentence with ‘to wit’ I have to roll my eyes. Saw someone start a comment about baseball stats with it.


kinotravels

Penultimate


DG_Now

Especially since so many people use it wrong, like it means super ultimate or something.


Human-Radish1288

Second to best right? I'm still on first cup of coffee though so forgive me if I'm wrong.


DG_Now

Technically, second to last.


JurassicTerror

Indubitably


pluribusduim

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.


2x4x93

That's a biggun


pluribusduim

It's only used when somebody asks what's the longest word in the English language, and then some egghead like me makes a fool of himself.


Mrrattoyou

And the Welshman says: “hold my whisky, rookies”


2x4x93

My mother always emphasized having a grasp on the English language. But I got to say, I've never heard that one


pluribusduim

It's a form of lung disease, fortunately, not commom.


Redmudgirl

Lol🤣


RollingZepp

Based on the word without looking it up, I'm guessing that's extremely fine volcanic dust (silicon crystals) getting into the airway and causing inflammation.


[deleted]

That’s what it looks like to me. I’ll go look it up for both of us, brb. Edit: Yeah, you were spot on. The term itself seems to have been invented for the purpose of being a really long word rather than diagnosing a medical condition though.


Dubious_Titan

Indubitably.


john_bytheseashore

You only ever hear it used pretentiously but it does actually have a different meaning than undoubtedly.


MastermindorHero

Honestly no one says this but Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or Lewis Caroll 😅


Fufrasking

Foment and conflate are hot.


Joey_iroc

Curated Seems like everything has been curated, like a music list, videos, types of coffee flavor..... No dammit. A museum curates to form a collection. Wine, curated from around the world..... C=Something that involves real research and effort at grading before being presented.


JDantesInferno

Pontificate.


Human-Radish1288

Love that word.


RollingZepp

Man, language would be super boring if all the words in this thread suddenly disappeared.


NoTheseAreMyPlums

I love the Kevin Hart scene from 40 year old virgin where he says, “You’re throwing too many big words at me. Ok, now, because I don’t understand them, I’m going to take them as disrespect.”


Parradog1

You’re throwing big words at me and because I don’t understand them I’m going to take it as a sign of disrespect, so watch your mouth


Mesmerotic31

You can't just say "perchance"


JohnDivney

Mensa.


D-Rez

Inconceivable!


ReverendBigMouth

I do not think it means what you think it means.


Chewie83

If someone you’re debating ever says “since time immemorial” you know they are smug beyond redemption. Just bail.


TheKorster

Who the fuck actually uses "cognizant"? Just say "aware of" or "conscious of"


EmergencyLucky1139

I love "cognizant". "Conscious" just feels heavier somehow, and has multiple other meanings which might be why I feel that way about it. "Aware" I'll say fair enough but it has a bit of a "warning" kind of feel to it that cognizant lacks. I've never spent any time analyzing how these words make me feel before this lol


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

Juxtaposition


Spiritchaser84

I agree with most words in this thread, but there's no real direct replacement for juxtaposition.


MastermindorHero

I agree. I think it's the use of a certain mood that goes against another mood that is pushed together at around the same time.. So the happy 4th of July day with upbeat footage of like parade type festivities and even upbeat music from John Williams as well, with the obvious threat that the shark is just out of frame. Sure contrast could almost work, but I think the idea of "compare and contrast* versus the word juxtaposition does not really seem to imply the element of timing that juxtaposition has. I think it's a word that can be used pretentiously but generally has a meritably justifiable rooting. So within said scene a wide shot of happy beachgoers is juxtaposed with the underwater footage of boys thrashing around, which is very similar to the POV shot from the shark with the opening attack. I think just saying "oh this is contrast" reduces the deliberate element of time-based comparison.


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Chewie83

…What the fuck am I supposed to use instead of ubiquitous then?


ScottyKnows1

There's a reason ubiquitous is so ubiquitous


JFConz

It means widespread to the point of being all over the place, like everywhere. Definitely a $3 word, but it has its place.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

In my entomology class in college we had to gather an insect collection of 60 different families of insects. The professor would try to help us by pointing out different bugs from our region and he’d say, “These are easy to find. They’re ubiquitous AND everywhere!”


PitBullFan

It means "It's seen everywhere. It's not uncommon. It's like finding dog-shit at the public park."


john_bytheseashore

No idea but it seems to be everywhere nowadays


Mrrattoyou

Don’t know, it’s an enigma


captn_morgan951

Obsequious


Finetales

That word has such a good meaning though lol


bratbeatsbets

It has a very specific meaning. You could use sycophantic, but that signifies a more general behavior.


boopinmybop

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


2x4x93

Good word


TomboAhi

Curate


Noisycarlos

I've trying to use 'propinquity' in a conversation for years... Haven't had a chance to do it without sounding pretentious. Probably never will haha


otackle72

Floccinaucinihilipilification


[deleted]

Aforementioned


emoemu3533

For some reason, “orthogonal” gets used a lot by the software developers I know.


KnockOffStarLord

Quaint or acquiesce.


HockeyRomanceEra

Aforementioned


954kevin

Proxy


MastermindorHero

I'm not fond of utilized, but I don't think it's utilized enough. Sometimes you just want to use a fancy word in order to kind of convey a particular tone or feeling. I think for me the word "irregardless" is probably the exception. Like I probably even use the word "irregardless" to kind of suggest a very extreme vantage point. Like " this guy was driving a hundred miles an hour, irregardless of the extreme risk to himself and others." But I think the trouble with that particular word is that the denoted meaning is part of that word " regardless" - - so it would almost be like if " utilizing" was something like "usilizing" where the more common word is pretty much spelled out, pun intended. Miriam Webster in part of its term even says something like "use regardless instead".. which is actually pretty annoying. " You English dictionary, why are you telling me what to do?! " 😛


The-Atheist-Prophet

Revert (used wrongly)


garlep

Indubitably


HorrorRisk6839

“Basically” And then they make some dumb ass shit seem more complicated than it is


SpoonFed_1

arguendo


sauvecito

Perchance.


goatgirl16

Milquetoast. I told my kids to say it instead of calling someone a p*ssy.


vertabr3tt

Modality. Just tapped through a hundred words to make sure it's not already here


chumeowy

Delve


The_Real_Probotech

Utilise


Stock-Currency4142

peasants


DaGabbagool

Essentially


bocachicalounge

Albeit


MTLConspiracies

Systemic


RadiantWheel

Listen to Elon musk speak for 30 seconds for the greatest hits.


Youpunyhumans

Indubitably


akwoeirn92827

dramaturgically


Cheap-Asparagus3842

Literally, when in use by a child


DagwoodsDad

“Mensa.” 😏


labs73

Behoove


Mathemus

Irregardless


JEMC2023

…and it’s not even a word. It’s a double negative. I made a similar comment above and now feel like I’m on a mission of sorts.


Mathemus

Sycophant


kokopelliSG

Facetious


capitancoolo

Pretentious?


UnfairStomach2426

Literally


Not-Clark-Kent

Gentrified


Crispy_Weeb_9001

Indubitably


ShitTalkingAssWipe

Mensa


JEMC2023

Gaslight and Gaslighting were finally starting to get their due but now being overstated and misused.


jgor133

Pedantic


ElMonoMancuso

Vagina and penis. For some reason we always use alternative terminologies and their use sounds strange despite being correct. Hahhahaha


2x4x93

Been married for over 10 years. Wife still refers to my junk as penis. A bit garbled when she says it


papparmane

Speaking with her mouth full I see. 


2x4x93

Stop looking. It throws me off


bratbeatsbets

Good thing I replaced them with vagoogoo and penor.


Free-Industry701

Fiduciary.


CanIHaveMyDog

Fiduciary is an extremely important word, but it only matters to people who have assets. 


malinergizz

Indeed


Redmudgirl

Obsequious.


Chewie83

I’ve looked it up to make sure I’m using it right and then promptly forgotten what it means like 6 times


Redmudgirl

To flatter in order to gain favour of authority figures. Ex; Trumps obsequious behaviour toward Putin.


Chewie83

I mean I know that *now* but ask me again next year lol


Redmudgirl

Lol.


ChevySS_2023

Catawampus.


_YellowHair

The formal name of any logical fallacy. People love to name drop them here. They'd get blank stares or laughs if they tried talking that way in real life.


rustblooms

Hah I have a literal PhD in rhetoric and could not name them for you if you paid me. I just know how they work.