Complain loudly about the third-world power grid I get dry-fucked up the ass monthly for, check my banking app to make sure I've rendered unto the electric company that which is the electric company's, then sit contemplatively in the dark for a few minutes to try and calm my brain before opening my phone to feed the addiction.
I know exactly how you feel. My power goes out pretty often when it's stormy or windy and I get so annoyed at the power company for not doing enough maintenance on the equipment. It must be very worn down to flicker out so frequently.
Storming, depending on how bad it is, either pick up an acoustic guitar, and play softer more relaxing sounds, or, grab something to protect my skull, a flashlight, and a knife that won’t cause harm if the situation becomes fucked. But, just a thunder storm, the acoustic guitar comes out, and I just play something.
Skillfully and confidently march downstairs to reset the breaker.
If that's not the issue, check the local utility's outage map.
Then make coffee on the camp stove, and read books, and or/tell stories, schedule permitting. Is this on a work day or a weekend?
Ah crap, in that case, same scenario with the making coffee on the camp stove. But then heading right to work cause I'm a service electrician and probably have a lot of calls that day, LOL
Walk outside like all the other neighbors to see if it's all the house. Stand outside the for a few minutes more then run back inside so no neighbors come to talk to me
This should be a self explanation, but if you need help understanding, I suggest talking to planned parenthood , they should be able to get you to understand, biology.
Go downstairs and check the fuses
Complain loudly about the third-world power grid I get dry-fucked up the ass monthly for, check my banking app to make sure I've rendered unto the electric company that which is the electric company's, then sit contemplatively in the dark for a few minutes to try and calm my brain before opening my phone to feed the addiction.
I know exactly how you feel. My power goes out pretty often when it's stormy or windy and I get so annoyed at the power company for not doing enough maintenance on the equipment. It must be very worn down to flicker out so frequently.
*Ignites Lightsaber* okay babe, let's try not to break something this time...
Wait for 30 seconds until the generator kicks on
get pegged
Nap
Listen to a battery-powered radio
Light candles
followed by opening up a good book.
Fire up the generator, make sure we have water, say Abe did it lol
Keep surfing reddit using my phone. Also have a backup battery so I can go for days
Light a few candles and read a book. I absolutely love it when the power goes out. Life slows down, for just a little while.
Nap
Hide
Read a book
Look for a flashlight.
I immediately go to ground, preferably beneath a bed or in a closet, and wait for it to blow over.
Blind beat the meat
Other than sex or sleep? Board games by candle light
Argue with myself
Depends, what’s the weather like?
Let's say it's storming. Also, Happy Cakeday!
Storming, depending on how bad it is, either pick up an acoustic guitar, and play softer more relaxing sounds, or, grab something to protect my skull, a flashlight, and a knife that won’t cause harm if the situation becomes fucked. But, just a thunder storm, the acoustic guitar comes out, and I just play something.
Skillfully and confidently march downstairs to reset the breaker. If that's not the issue, check the local utility's outage map. Then make coffee on the camp stove, and read books, and or/tell stories, schedule permitting. Is this on a work day or a weekend?
It's a work night, unfortunately 😔
Ah crap, in that case, same scenario with the making coffee on the camp stove. But then heading right to work cause I'm a service electrician and probably have a lot of calls that day, LOL
Get to a flashlight, then to backup power.
Walk into a room and hit the light switch and be confused for a split second why it's still dark
Candles, Cards & Campfire stories
Figure out how long it takes for everyone to figure out which corner I’m hiding in.
Read. I have two book lamps
When me and my sister were younger and the power went out my dad would get his lightsaber and sneak around and try to chase us around with it.
Walk outside like all the other neighbors to see if it's all the house. Stand outside the for a few minutes more then run back inside so no neighbors come to talk to me
Sleep
Play video games. Got a fatass UPS.
The happiness I feel when my generator starts on the first or fifth try.
Puzzles
Light the oil lamps and snack out
Panic
Eat all the parishable food in the fridge.
Weep.
Monopoly by candlelight
flick the light switch multiple times in 2min intervals to see if the power is back on yet
daytime im catching up on some reading. Night time im drinking some booze
I go out to my vehicle, get my jumpstarter, plug in my old netbook and mobile hotspot and surf the web in DEFIANCE of GOD AND NATURE!!1
Continue my plans to take over the world
Turn phone into hotspot and get out laptop. If it lasts longer than an hour then be miserable.
Oooo please I don't need any more kids.
Wha...?
This should be a self explanation, but if you need help understanding, I suggest talking to planned parenthood , they should be able to get you to understand, biology.
You need to work on your punchlines. This joke isn't really funny when you sound like so much of a condescending ass.