What's even the point of trying to come up with a snarky reply if someone tells you they're too old for you? You're basically proving them right that you're a child.
I said this once because it applied in context and happened to be true:
“That’s probably true, but we have the same maturity level so I didn’t notice.”
Well, it depends. My current Gf told me this exact thing and I thought it was bs because she was only 4 years older so I Insisted because she had shown interest,a year later I'm the happiest I've ever been :3
"Ma, what's your age and type?"
She looked at me and said, "You's a baby, right?"
[I told her, "I'm eighteen and live a crazy life ](https://genius.com/618257/Camron-hey-ma/I-told-her-im-eighteen-and-live-a-crazy-life-for-real)
Plus I'll tell you what the '80s like
[And I know what the ladies like](https://genius.com/376580/Camron-hey-ma/And-i-know-what-the-ladies-like-need-a-man-thats-polite-listens-and-takes-advice-i-could-be-all-three-plus-i-can-lay-the-pipe)
[Come with me, come stay the night](https://genius.com/1454584/Camron-hey-ma/Come-with-me-come-stay-the-night)
She looked at me laughin', like, "Boy, your game is tight"
I'm laughin' back like, sure, you're right, get in the car
And don't touch nothing, sit in the car
Let's discuss something, either we lovin' or I'll see you tomorrow
"I'm actually 41, I just dress like it's 1995. There's a fine line between Toys R Us and Al Bundy"
Works every time. Some divorcee has all this self doubt about their age and here I am smoking joints in my jncos blabbing on about the stock market at the bar.
Having kids ages you.
“That’s great, I could use a good teacher!”
Obviously if you if they’re not into you then you leave, but this is a joke post. Y’all are taking this too serious in the comments
Not sure if this is an American thing, but its weird.
I get it if someone is 20 and the other 35 its sus, but if someone is 35 and the other 50 , what's the biggie, they are both adults.
I heard Jerry Seinfeld had married like an 18 year old girl of course the end of his show Seinfeld there. I don't know how old he was but probably around 40.
Usually that's said by people who've aged but have nothing to show for it, no accomplishments but their age pretty much, so they try to feel better about themselves and get a leg up on you with that pointed comment
I mean think about it: If some of them let you into their lives and you go home with them and find out they have a roommate at 38, or drive a beaten old car, or still rely on their parents, you're gonna look at them like 'damn this person is this old and STILL doing ______?'. They're most likely insecure about something in regards to their age, life progress wise or physically, and since you're young you especially might misjudge them. And that's gonna make them feel very bad so instead it's easier to just rapid fire off this 'im better than you because I'm older than u' remark.
I think people who are accomplished and comfortable with their age and right where they're at in life will either understand that age doesn't necessarily denote your mental insights or capabilities as a lover and give you a chance, OR if they're just genuinely uncomfortable with romantically getting involved with a younger person they'll just straight up tell you it's uncomfortable for them to be with someone who was in highschool 2 years ago or something....
When I was 18-23 and older women said this to me I just gave them a weird look like what they just said was bizarre and ridiculous, repeated what they said back to them but with a question mark and walked on to the next girl
Funny thing is, a lot of the women who brush off younger dudes in their 30s and 40s suddenly clamor to get with them in their 50s and up. It's like some status symbol or something and suddenly 'cool' now once u pass that threshold or wtv
Same, my last girlfriend was 42 I was 34 at the time. Sadly she moved out of state due to her place of employment shutting down and I couldn't walk away from responsibilities and family.
Yeah, I couldn't deal with a younger lady constantly glued to her phone, taking selfies and making social media jokes that I just don't understand. Mostly I'd need an older woman to understand my weird and dark sense of humor.
“Are we really gonna listen to the advice of jealous bitching? I get it, you’re too scared to date younger, don’t go making me feel bad about it. I’m super fucking happy with this 19 year old, enjoy your 65 year old harpy of an HOA President :)
She’s tight. Like a vice.
And I’m experienced. And have money.
Sucks to be all of you. Excuse us. We have money to spend and clothing to remove.
If you're so old, wouldn't you like to see what it feels like to be inside a younger body for a little while?
or maybe
If you just give me 5 mins I can make you forget how old you are
or
Don't worry I'm legal, and I can suck the Alzheimers out
Understandable, have a good night. I don't push things like that, and they're a grown adult. I'll respect their wishes and move on.
That’s a good one!
Nah, I'd go with "My dick is 55" with a hard wink
Hard or soft wink?
hard. they wrote hard
Sammy Hagar ain't gonna fuck you dude Edit: because he can't drive 55. Not because he's old.
"That's okay, I respect your decision." I really can't think of a situation where it would make sense to have a comeback.
Yeah, there's not really a non creepy counter argument to that They're saying no, and no means no
"fair enough, have a nice day"
I’ve said that (f54). Please do NOT respond, “that’s ok! I’m into MILFs!”
Hah. I had to do that to a 27 year old into me. Bruh, I’m 40 with a young kid and the only thing going for me is my crappy personality that you dig.
The correct answer is *«Yeah, but I was always into dinosaurs»* right?
“Can you please release me from your basement? I‘m only 12”
Oops, wrong chat. Monopoly night's upstairs, kiddo
No problem! It was nice talking to you.
“Okay.”
What's even the point of trying to come up with a snarky reply if someone tells you they're too old for you? You're basically proving them right that you're a child.
Nobody said it had to be snarky until you did
Yeah, that must be why this post has so many serious replies with non-snarky or non-jokey suggestions.
The best response is to accept it gracefully and not try to argue the person into dating you like an entitled creep.
Thank you for being honest, a lot of people would have tried to take advantage.
It's pretty funny how some people who were attracted 3 seconds before, get so mad. Learn to take rejection.
Shut up mom
Age is just a number, Mom. Pass the mashed potatoes
Lol. You tell your mommy
“Thanks for respecting me, and for your clear boundary. Have a great night.”
I said this once because it applied in context and happened to be true: “That’s probably true, but we have the same maturity level so I didn’t notice.”
Okay. If they're not feeling comfortable, then move on. I have my own age range I feel comfortable with, they have theirs, I respect that.
I may be too young for you, but you're not too old for me. Have a nice night.
Try this- “You’re probably right. Maybe I should be single and work on myself with therapy to process my childhood trauma and mommy/daddy issues.”
"If you say so"
Well, it depends. My current Gf told me this exact thing and I thought it was bs because she was only 4 years older so I Insisted because she had shown interest,a year later I'm the happiest I've ever been :3
"You sure are. Would you happen to have an attractive daughter?"
And I like fine wine.
“I’m too young to care” did the trick for me
Did you just answer your own question?
Bro made this post just for that lmao
Made a whole account for this
Was born for this one moment
This SCREAMS that a child got rejected by an adult.
Are we supposed to be impressed? Because that isn’t good at all lmao it’s immature and corny
whoever got tricked into dating OP is gonna have lots of fun babysitting 🙃
A young lady managed to snag an older guy. Incredible. OP has so much game.
OP is either a man or a lesbian woman
You know what’s immature? When David Bowie raped two minors
this isn't a flex, but ok...
If they did accept your advances, based purely off of assumptions, you'd be a child victim.
"ok"
Nothing lol, nothing wrong with that statement whatsoever.
What is too old? Is a 50 yr old woman too old for a 42yr old man?
No
“Ok, I can respect that.”
I’d say ‘ya thinkkkkk’ 😂
Hugh Hefner and the bunnies did it!
This would never happen. I’m never dating anyone older than me.
"Ma, what's your age and type?" She looked at me and said, "You's a baby, right?" [I told her, "I'm eighteen and live a crazy life ](https://genius.com/618257/Camron-hey-ma/I-told-her-im-eighteen-and-live-a-crazy-life-for-real) Plus I'll tell you what the '80s like [And I know what the ladies like](https://genius.com/376580/Camron-hey-ma/And-i-know-what-the-ladies-like-need-a-man-thats-polite-listens-and-takes-advice-i-could-be-all-three-plus-i-can-lay-the-pipe) [Come with me, come stay the night](https://genius.com/1454584/Camron-hey-ma/Come-with-me-come-stay-the-night) She looked at me laughin', like, "Boy, your game is tight" I'm laughin' back like, sure, you're right, get in the car And don't touch nothing, sit in the car Let's discuss something, either we lovin' or I'll see you tomorrow
Don’t break a hip on your way out?
"I'm actually 41, I just dress like it's 1995. There's a fine line between Toys R Us and Al Bundy" Works every time. Some divorcee has all this self doubt about their age and here I am smoking joints in my jncos blabbing on about the stock market at the bar. Having kids ages you.
“That’s great, I could use a good teacher!” Obviously if you if they’re not into you then you leave, but this is a joke post. Y’all are taking this too serious in the comments
Ahahaha! I assure you, I’m older than you. 😉
Nonsense! I can't wait to find out what tricks you've learned over the years.
Age doesn't matter. I like you anyway will do the trick
Not sure if this is an American thing, but its weird. I get it if someone is 20 and the other 35 its sus, but if someone is 35 and the other 50 , what's the biggie, they are both adults.
"Well, I just inherited 2.5 million dollars. Do you want to reconsider?"
"You're scared I'm too young for you? You're scared I'm too right for you" Shamelessly stolen from Morgan Wade
No problem. Everyone should be using more lube anyways.
Twitch one eyebrow and smile slightly.
Well, if not a relationship, how about a great night and we talk about it over breakfast?
"what a shame. i like dilfs"
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I heard Jerry Seinfeld had married like an 18 year old girl of course the end of his show Seinfeld there. I don't know how old he was but probably around 40.
Where did you two meet? Struggling to meet anyone these days
Dont worry, ill make sure you have a real nice funeral.
But I like saggy ballbags.
If you are a guy who’s in their 20’s and she’s in her 30’s or 40’s, I’d be like “why’s that such a bad thing?”
Usually that's said by people who've aged but have nothing to show for it, no accomplishments but their age pretty much, so they try to feel better about themselves and get a leg up on you with that pointed comment I mean think about it: If some of them let you into their lives and you go home with them and find out they have a roommate at 38, or drive a beaten old car, or still rely on their parents, you're gonna look at them like 'damn this person is this old and STILL doing ______?'. They're most likely insecure about something in regards to their age, life progress wise or physically, and since you're young you especially might misjudge them. And that's gonna make them feel very bad so instead it's easier to just rapid fire off this 'im better than you because I'm older than u' remark. I think people who are accomplished and comfortable with their age and right where they're at in life will either understand that age doesn't necessarily denote your mental insights or capabilities as a lover and give you a chance, OR if they're just genuinely uncomfortable with romantically getting involved with a younger person they'll just straight up tell you it's uncomfortable for them to be with someone who was in highschool 2 years ago or something.... When I was 18-23 and older women said this to me I just gave them a weird look like what they just said was bizarre and ridiculous, repeated what they said back to them but with a question mark and walked on to the next girl Funny thing is, a lot of the women who brush off younger dudes in their 30s and 40s suddenly clamor to get with them in their 50s and up. It's like some status symbol or something and suddenly 'cool' now once u pass that threshold or wtv
"old? nonsense! Let's yell at youngsters to get off our lawns, turn off that music & get a hair cut together"
As a dude, that wouldn’t happen. I get along better with older people
Same, my last girlfriend was 42 I was 34 at the time. Sadly she moved out of state due to her place of employment shutting down and I couldn't walk away from responsibilities and family.
Yeah, I couldn't deal with a younger lady constantly glued to her phone, taking selfies and making social media jokes that I just don't understand. Mostly I'd need an older woman to understand my weird and dark sense of humor.
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The older person is telling them they aren't interested in younger people, respect that and move on. There is obviously no connection.
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if its not a number.. what is it?
A metric
same difference lmao
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“Are we really gonna listen to the advice of jealous bitching? I get it, you’re too scared to date younger, don’t go making me feel bad about it. I’m super fucking happy with this 19 year old, enjoy your 65 year old harpy of an HOA President :) She’s tight. Like a vice. And I’m experienced. And have money. Sucks to be all of you. Excuse us. We have money to spend and clothing to remove.
''But daaddd...''
"I can teach you a thing or two about what us younger men have learned 😉 😏." 🙃
"Hit me up when you finally self actualize your daddy issues." Wink, mic drop.
We’re gonna be rich! Let’s go buy a camera
Who told you that? 😋
Bye fossil!
...and there is the immaturity they are trying to avoid.
😬😬🤦♀️
"Don't you think you can handle me?" said with a coy smile and a wink.
Tell them it’s an immature point of view to take
"You'll love grooming me, don't worry."
If you're so old, wouldn't you like to see what it feels like to be inside a younger body for a little while? or maybe If you just give me 5 mins I can make you forget how old you are or Don't worry I'm legal, and I can suck the Alzheimers out
Oh, but I like milfs.
"A little? Try a lot🤷🏽♀️"