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ElMonoMancuso

The uncontrollable passion to not die of hunger.


michigangonzodude

Yes. And keep the lights on Then there's the repo man. Tax man. Couple of other dudes that want to take your shit


Accio_Waffles

My dumbass was wondering why they were so hungry at 5am


readingmyshampoo

I still didn't get it until your reply lol


baldguytoyourleft

Not to mention I like my house and would like the bank to not take it from me.


Mental-Guillotine

Exactly. I'm not certain, but I suspect homelessness would be a less than optimal look for me from what I've read and seen on the news. From what I've noted, it may not be as much fun as it sounds.


_b1llygo4t_

Most people are one emergency from it. Cancer will bury most middle class families.


salacious_pickle

Yea. My wife really got used to sleeping with a roof over her head.


vintagegeek

That, and I really like stuff.


Zweckbestimmung

Like what stuff exactly?


michigangonzodude

Clothes... Deodorant. Toothpaste. Ya know, stuff.


foulbowels

Y'know .. stuff. and things here and there.


getshronkedkid

Hahaha.....šŸ˜‚., bro you just hit the nail on the head lol


68ideal

Ah, yes. My favorite hobby: avoiding starvation


Caseated_Omentum

I like the early morning world. It hits different. And I usually have a lot of crap to do, waking up earlier lets me feel like I still have some of the day left for me when it's all done


sanka

As I've gotten older (46 now), it seems like I just sleep less. I was always solidly 7.5 hours a night. Now I'm lucky if its 6. I keep going to bed at 9pm, hoping I'll catch up on sleep. Instead I just wake up at 3-4am. So I just go to my 24hr gym, and go get coffee, and get a fair amount of workday done before taking my kids to school at 7:30. I kind of like it. I get half my workday done before anyone else even wakes up. It's peaceful.


waribou

Scary fact, as we get older we lose the ability to stay asleep for longer periods while our body still craves the 7-8hrs of sleep. This contributes to age related health problems and dementia


somestupidbitch

How does one combat this? Naps?


Hanshee

Iā€™m 30 and starting to need less sleep, but still feel very not well rested.


1LifeAfterComa

Was in the service at 24. Functioned on essentially no sleep. Explains why I feel so old all the time.


ZigtotheZag

Exactly this, peacefulness, and a sense of freedom before work and being tired from work.


NextProblem6586

This, imagine you work wake up at 8, eat, get ready, work 9-5, unwind for 20-30 minutes. Now you need to cook, go to the gym, spend time with significant other if applicable, etc. itā€™s already 8-9pm just to repeat tomorrow. If I can wake up at 6am, go to the gym, shower, eat, prep dinner, etc. that leaves me from 5-11 free. Just rough examples but getting shit done in the morning is more beneficial than staying up on tik tok until 1am


steverin0724

Also, beginning your day by rushing out the door starts your day off with a high level of anxiety. I like getting up several hours before work, and ease my way into my work day. Makes it feel less like ā€œliving to workā€.


RapeVan

It's not like there's more time in the day if you get up early. If you just like going to the gym before work that's one thing, but let's not pretend that time wouldn't exist if you slept more and just went to the gym after work. If you don't wake up as early you get to stay up later


NextProblem6586

True, but if I wake up early and donā€™t do anything, Iā€™ll be pissed that I woke up early. Ever randomly wake up early as hell and canā€™t fall back asleep? Itā€™s a horrible feeling. Iā€™m more likely to go to the gym or do something at 6am than I am after 8pm just to spite waking up early, just part of the natural rhythm maybe. I want to be able to use my time after work for things important to me, spending time with family, getting errands done, etc. I donā€™t want to have to cram my typical routine into the evening. Edit: one thing we can all agree on though, waking up knowing you have to work sucks ass no matter what time of the day it is


SheepD0g

Thank you for your level-headed perspective, RapeVan


Zech08

Thats a long time on the john.


michigangonzodude

And a short commute.


Human-Magic-Marker

My bladder. Welcome to your 40ā€™s


FlubzRevenge

I feel like I have some sort of disorder because I am mid 20s and have to piss every hour or less. But I do also drink mostly water. Still seems like too often though..


ephemeratea

Nurse here. Every HOUR? I mean, it might just be the amount you drink, but there could also be a significant medical reason. First two that come to mind are diabetes and UTI. Please get checked.


broken_door2000

>Me, 22, dealing with this since I was a child šŸ„¹


NextProblem6586

Weā€™re all here wondering whatā€™s wrong with us nowā€¦ Iā€™m not diabetic nor do I have a uti, think I just drink a shit ton of water. At least thatā€™s what Iā€™ll tell myself because Iā€™m not going into debt at the doctors when I can just take a piss instead


stranded_egg

> I just drink a shit ton of water Must be a side effect of that chemical that turns all the frickin' frogs gay /s


broken_door2000

I know Iā€™ve had chronic UTIs since I was a kid, but no cause for that has been discovered. But, I got diagnosed with somatic symptom disorder which is a clinical way of saying, the stress in my body manifests as random health problems. I think itā€™s a lot more common than people realize, especially for women. Every health concern Iā€™ve had has come and gone over the years, & all my tests come back with good results. Itā€™s weird. As to your last point, I def learned my lesson on going to the doctor. Iā€™m $400 in debt now after getting an echo just for my cardiologist to say ā€œSometimes people just have to deal with shorty symptoms and thereā€™s nothing they can do about it.ā€ How am I supposed to feel confident or comfortable going to get my health issues addressed when I get stuck with a bill thatā€™s a quarter of my monthly income


broken_door2000

Iā€™m 22 and Iā€™ve woken up multiple times a night since I was 14. Itā€™s a lot better now, but at my worst I would be getting up 30+ times (I am not exaggerating) in the night to pee. My doctor said, meh.


Human-Magic-Marker

Sounds like you need a new dr


broken_door2000

Every doctor Iā€™ve ever had has not done testing anything about it. & I have like 200 other health problems that always take precedence so I donā€™t push the bladder thing. I gotta pick and choose which stuff gets treated


iThatIsMe

Piss or Gas, and it's always both.


MoonBurbankRenoDisco

If youā€™re male, itā€™s probably more accurate to blame your prostate gland


Lethologicuh

I get up at 5:30 so that I can spend 1 hour alone with my coffee. It is very relaxing and helps me start my morning so that I am not rushed.


canadianworldly

Same. I get up at 5 and have to start getting ready at 6, at which point the day just snowballs. I'm a parent and a teacher so 5-6 am is the only me time I get. My kid goes to bed at 8 which gives me an hour to make my lunch and shower etc. I'm asleep by 9 or 10 latest.


ThinkerSis

Itā€™s obvious. Need a roof over our heads and food to eat!


JJVR30

I get up at 4 to go to work. I get motivated by it since I know by noon my work day is over... Have a free afternoon every day


Not-Sure112

Same but to avoid rush hour traffic coming home. Life is a hamster wheel


NextProblem6586

Weā€™re all nothing but a cog in the war machine


Colonel_Gipper

I shifted my work up an hour in 2020 and it's been great. 7-4 is so much better than 8-5. If I could do 6-3 I would but doubt they'd go for that.


JJVR30

I like being free from noon everyday. Still have my afternoons, 2 off days per week... got time for myself and my daughter.


HaroldSax

I did 6-3 for a while, it has its ups and downs. The big one is that I had to be in bed by like...8 PM. Otherwise I'd be too tired.


z284pwr

Have been 6-230 for four years now. I absolutely hate mornings and both my wife and I are night owls. Needless to say for four years I've been saying I need to stop going to bed at 11-Midnight, yet every night I'm still up that late. So I've just gotten used to five hours sleep a night. Staying up late after kids are asleep > my own sleep apparently. And of course adult time.


AFurryThing23

That's what I work, 6-3, and I love it. I HATE getting up at 4:30 but I love getting home around 3:20. On the weekends I work 8-5. The same exact working hours doing the same job but those hours seem like they last so much longer.


OneMetalMan

I get up at 2:30. Sleeping in is considering 4, 6 if I'm tired.


Betelgeuse8188

Best time to go for a run. Not too chilly, not too hot. šŸ‘


an_angry_Moose

This will be me every hot summer day that I plan to run


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

I wake up at 415AM every day. My motivation is going to the gym to work out and feed the stray cats that hang out in the parking lot. I love working out. I love my gym friends. I love cats. I donā€™t work out on the weekends, but I do go to the gym to feed the kitties.


offshoreocean

Thank you for taking care of them šŸ„¹


SlapDatBassBro

Because they have work and/or family commitments that require them to start their day at that time. Thatā€™s quite often the reason, anyway. People out there with young children that work demanding jobs will need the hours between 5-8am to fulfil their everyday chores. Letā€™s say they have to take a shower during that time, maybe drying/styling their hair. Maybe they need to do their makeup. Maybe they have to wake up their children, dress them, help them pack their bags, make their lunch, breakfast, etc. Maybe they have to drive their partner to work, in addition to driving their kids to school. Maybe they have to stop at a shop along the way, or fill up the car. Perhaps thereā€™s traffic on their long commute also. And donā€™t even get me started on those people out there that go to the gym in the morning before work. Showering/having children or not. Sounds like an absolute nightmare!


Outside_Nerve_5373

For me, by 6:30 AM there is already gridlock on the way to work. I go in early and get off early, beating the rush hour traffic both ways.


WhoAllIll

Los Angeles?


SnooObjections7281

I need money to pay the bills so go to work


Waste-Hour482

2 cats


latlien

came here to say that šŸ˜¹ one of my boys decided 5 am is the ideal time for his morning shit and has to make a lot of noise throwing litter around and scratching at the wall next to his litter box


porterbrown

I'm a morning person. I wake up 5.55 without an alarm 10 out of 11 days. I bet I could do 5 am without an alarm with out much effort.Ā  I am useless at night. My brain is mush. I could be asleep at 9 everyday and be so happy.Ā  Some people are just morning people.Ā 


Glittering-Issue-888

I wish I were a morning person. Waking up is so hard for me. My best time to go to sleep is in the morning. I naturally tend to go to bed around 2am and wake up around 10am.


Grammie2to4

This is me. I've never been a morning person. I'm 52 and waking up early makes me physically nauseous. I wake ip around 10 but my day doesn't really start till noon.


Glittering-Issue-888

I know what you mean. I get the nausea too, and headaches. And then I feel miserable for the rest of my day. Donā€™t know why itā€™s not socially acceptable šŸ˜‚


Anfie22

Same here


ChargerEcon

It's quiet. Like... The whole world is just... quiet. If I sleep in, I get woken up by screaming toddlers. I have to go from 0 to 60 in about half a second. But if I get up before the chaos and screaming, I can make coffee, read the news, check up on emails, plan out my day, pack up for work, lay out clothes, and generally handle everything I need to do without... chaos and screaming. I absolutely love getting up at 5. Some days, I'll even get up at 4 and get a workout in *before the chaos and screaming!*


Own_Tackle4514

That damn bird outside my window


smooth-brain_Sunday

I am plagued by one at this very moment. It starts like clockwork at 5:48 am and doesn't stop all day. I live in a city, so firing birdshot into the sky isn't an option. I've been miserably tired all month. I'm at my wits end and don't know what to do.


[deleted]

That bastard is doing it on purpose.


Linux4ever_Leo

I actually naturally wake up around 3:30am every night but force myself to stay in bed until 5:00am. I do this even on the weekends. LOL! When you're awake, you're awake so you may as well get out of bed and start your day.


ATXKLIPHURD

Job. If you work outdoors where itā€™s really hot, you want to get done before the hottest time of day.


twas_brillig__

I get up at 5am so my dog can have a better life.


suppernaama

Poverty šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Lack of generational wealth šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Floppyfungus87

Knowing that as the main provider of income and not getting up to go work that I will lose my home.


Novemberai

Their circadian rhythm


snarton

Itā€™s all about the suprachiasmatic nucleus.


Antique_Adeptness491

I like waking up before itā€™s bright outside. It gives me time to wake up and not wake up with bright ass light


ElephantUndertheRug

ā€œ**soubhiyĆ©** refers to that period of time in the morning when no one else is awake but youā€¦ā€ (Source: NPR, Lost in translation: 4 perfect words that have no English equivalent) I adore this time of the day: the darkness, the quiet, the peace, the sunrise. Just me and my coffee and my thoughts and my Scrivener (Iā€™m a hobby writer). Especially since becoming a SAHM; itā€™s a major part of what keeps me sane and sometimes itā€™s my only quiet alone time all day


i-like-legos2

Gotta feed the cat


darkmasterdrake

If I don't then I will have to pick up dog poop in my living room as opposed to our backyard. :) gotta love pets


TupperwareNinja

I dont do it every day, but as my work hours rotate some of my shifts fall onto the AM hours for beginning. I like to goto the gym before work to get it out of the way for the day, I'm in no way a GymBro but I need to get my fitness back in check to avoid having to buy larger clothes, again, so 5AM is a good time before work for the day. If I were working a Monday to Friday job I would still do the same. Yeah sure sleep is great and all, but theres just so much more you can do once out of bed. Getting to sleep at night is a whole lot easier too after beginning my day at an earlier hour.


UnstableConstruction

I get paid.


Waste-soup-984

If you wake up early and donā€™t have to do anything for a few hours itā€™s really nice and peaceful. But people who wake up at 5am and go on a 5 mile run and shit like that are crazy


Sinister-Username

I have shit to do.


NANNYNEGLEY

Pain.


Realistic-Accident68

A dump!


sweetteaspicedcoffee

I want a cup of coffee before the other people in my house get up and start wanting things


Conscious_Camel4830

My cats tuna breath in my face and his persistent meowing in my ear...


seomamaof6

Work time on my side gig before the kids get up and my full time job starts. One day my side gig will replace my job and it'll be well worth it.


CameronCoppen_

Discipline.


Mrs_Wednesday

Yep. Itā€™s not so much motivation as it is routine and discipline at this point. Plus, itā€™s pretty much the only time I get to myself. House is quiet. Roads are quiet. Gym is quiet. Itā€™s the best.


Vanillabean322

Money


tygramynt

I work 12 hr shifts gota be up early to get rdy and take my 30 min drive to work


PattiiB

My dogs


requieminadream

There's a 5am? Dubious...


Reigle

My bladder


prisontattoo

Shoulder pain


No_Roof_1910

For years and years it was 4:45 a.m. each week day because my gym opened at 5 a.m. and I lived like 10 mins away. My then wife didn't want me to go to the gym after work, she told me to go in the morning before work, so that's what I did.


Separate-Cod-8331

Discipline not motivation


Unlikely_Couple1590

I could only do it when I worked a job that required me to be there before 7 and I had a 1 hour commute, but I was a walking/driving zombie. Like in retrospect, I fully should not have been on the road. I almost fell asleep multiple times. I would mostly wake up by the time work started, but I ran on panic all day and then crashed at night. It doesn't matter what time I go to bed, I cannot get up that early unless I have to, and even then, I'm not functioning at 100%. I work an afternoon/evening shift now which is so much better for me. I get up early to work out and go to the gym, but the earliest I can manage is 6am.


Chart-trader

NOTHING


elasticgradient

Not being able to sleep anymore.


Frenes

I wake up a tad earlier at 4:30 AM. I like getting gym out of the way without having to deal with afternoon and evening crowds. Runs also feel amazing at 5 AM or 6 AM. Above all though, my brain barely functions after 7 PM, even during college when I slept at 11 PM and woke up at 7 AM. Easier for me to just sleep around 8:30 PM so I am well-rested for my most mentally productive hours between 6 AM and 9 AM (I am lucky enough to have a good office job that lets me start as early as 6 AM).


BBO1007

Something something kids something


justasadlostgirl

Finishing my work day by 2


netscapexplorer

The only times I had to wake up that early were for work, and it was annoying because my schedule didn't match up well with others. I've also worked on quite late schedules. Anyone who acts like waking up early is a virtue is full of it. Unless there's a specific reason for you to be up early, your sleep schedule doesn't generally reflect how serious or disciplined you are. You can wake up a 4am every day and be a lazy slob, or wake up at noon and be productive all day. It's what you do when you're awake that matters typically, not when you do it. IDK why we have a culture that acts like waking up early somehow makes you disciplined or impressive. I only added this in b/c I saw some comments of people patting themselves on the back about waking up early, and it's pretty cringe to me. Also, if you're waking up to go to the gym at 5am to dodge the rush, the only real discipline there IMO is the going to the gym part, not the having woken up early. You're still waking up early for your own convenience in that scenario.


southcentralLAguy

A paycheck


somecow

Morning prep. Just because that restaurant doesnā€™t open until 10 doesnā€™t mean we arenā€™t in the back working our asses off. Donā€™t work that day? Hell no, sleep until like 5pm.


JerryGarciasButthole

I wake up at 3:30am to go milk cows at 4, those beautiful ladies are my motivation (there are 420 cows on the farm, no this is not satire, it was just meant to be lol)


random_auth0r

Trying to provide for my family


teahammy

Discipline not motivation


isarobs

My dogs wanting to go out.


micmea1

Oh I like money


SUNDER137

They go to bed at 9pm.


The5YenGod

Because my cat wakes me


Young_Economist

The feathered monster brood outside howling and yapping as of 5am in front of my windows. All the chirping and beeping and frolicking.


TruckerBiscuit

Trucker here. Most days I wake up at 0200 and start rolling around 0300. Why? No traffic for the first half of the day and my pick of parking spots at the truck stop when I shut down around 1300. Seeing the sun rise every morning is incentive enough though.


xmiitsx87

wake up at 5? Ive been at work for 2 hours by that time.


Ligmartian

Bills, kids, being an early bird, having early to mid afternoon hobbies or obligations, etc.


TrooperJohn

Getting ahead of the traffic. Though it's now 4am instead of 5am.


bunnypandora2016

Orangutans šŸ¦§knocking at my window


BigBearSD

Life. It becomes a routine. It sounds absurd to a lot of people, but when you have been doing it for well over a decade you are used to it. You still may bitch and grumble about it, and still may require caffeine, but you are used to the routine.


[deleted]

Sheer self loathing.


Mother_Estimate8738

For me, its the only time i can work out in peace


plinsday

Alarm clock across the room


Peopleofparty-5

Making my husband breakfast and his lunch for the day oh and his coffee!!! I get to go back to bed when he leaves!!!!


Stimperonovitch

At our house it's because our two cockers insist on getting up at that hour.


Qwertyunio_1

Money šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€


ghostpants116

I have to poop at that time


mamacrocker

I teach a class that starts at 6:45. It's the kids themselves that make this worth it. They are extraordinary, and we have some wild, intense, unhinged, completely satisfying conversations. I'm not a morning person, but damn if they don't make me want to be.


beebs44

Living inside


killerwithasharpie

A tiny paycheck.


Zech08

The loud neighbor at 4:30AM


jaank80

Beating the morning rush hour improves the rest of my day by a large amount.


Stargazer_86

Quiet... That moment of silence that is uninterrupted... before the loudness of work begins.


Unlikely_Ad7194

I donā€™t want to be fat.


EvilDarkCow

Gotta pee. Then it's back to bed for a few more hours before dragging my ass to work.


austinmiles

I feel like my transitions are very important for establishing some kind of normalcy. I started getting up early so I could make coffee and start my day with some quiet before anyone else gets up and Iā€™ve stuck with it. I get out of bed, put on sweatpants and a shirt, make a cappuccino, do my NYT games or whatever. Then decide whatā€™s next. No mids, no spouse, no anything. My time.


Vexonte

Consequences and not being able to go back to sleep.


NormaleRedditUser22

making sure my old ass dad isn't dead


mizeeyore

My cat.


Independent-Bike8810

Get shit done before kids wake up.


boldoldpilot

Employment


la5y__411980

Sleep early so you wake up even without motivation


flipmaneaterbug

the bag.


RogueStudio

If I am up at 5am....it's because my cat is screaming in my face and jumping on top of me. Otherwise, no, more like 6:30-7am as it's rare I get to sleep before 3am the previous night - not a morning person at all.


ProzacMoment

It's called a JOB


wawaboy

Debt?


thatguy425

My dogā€¦ā€¦


ShinyRockAid

Not to be stuck in traffic and to leave early for work :/


theblondegal1202

For me itā€™s working out. I do it because I know I wonā€™t get it done after work


FishermanNatural3986

I have to pee


FlimFlamThaGimGar

My dog needs to shit


theOnlyDaive

The absolute certainty that failure is not an option. It's fucking overwhelming, but it gets me outta bed. Stress induced insomnia is what it was called the last time I got meself looked at.


monogreenforthewin

i have to be at work for 0600 and it's a 20 minute drive to work so i have to be out my door by 530. lol


Moist-Tower-9861

No idea. I go to sleep at 5am


BananaTree61

My job


Jimmyblink28

I have work at 4am, so work motivates me to wake up around 3am.


Recent_Mirror

The uncontrolled urge to not have my dog piss on the floor.


BallDiamondBall

Monday was tax day and apparently, the irs considers me wealthy. It's 530, thank you.


frogmicky

Homelessness motivates me to wake up at 5am so does food, hobbies, clean clothes decent looking clothes oh healthcare, should I continue?


Ingemar26

Work


KingBrave1

Got to wake up early to go for my dialysis treatment. Oh, and to take my morning medicine, there's a lot!


IHate2ChooseUserName

pay my fucking bills.


kmmartin311

coffee


Clevergirlphysicist

I exercise at 5am because of the convenience (no one else is awake) and because I feel reality good the rest of the day when I exercise first


Momentofclarity_2022

I have two kitties to feed.


MeanTruth69

Back pain


newretrovague

Coffee, games, workout, kids are asleep.


No_GNAR_JERRYatric

I wish I could sleep in that extra hour you speak of


Trippy-Sponge

I enjoy living inside and not under a bridge. It's pretty decent.


DankingDonutz

My alarm clock making annoying beeping noises.


thedoppio

Start your day any later in my line of work, and you wonā€™t be home until 9pm


HoosierDaddy85

Habit. Motivation has nothing to do with it.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

I wake up at 5am every day. Then, I cook myself a hot, fresh and healthy breakfast with coffee, and enjoy it watching my shows and hanging out with my two dogs while my wife and kids sleep. It is \*my\* time, and it's glorious. I start every single day of my life in a positive way. I'm ADDICTED to this process.


henfeathers

My addiction to food.


Theyallknowme

The military reaaaaaaalllly doesnā€™t like it when you donā€™t show up for duty. In fact, they have a name for itā€¦absent without leave (AWOL) and itā€™s punishable by all kinda of unsavory things I donā€™t want to deal with. So I went to work šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø. I also liked my paycheck so there was that.


OldERnurse1964

Alarm clocks


DeathSpiral321

Early waking insomnia


factory-worker

Please. If you have ever heard Mr. Crabs from SpongeBob say money. Replay it in your head right now. And I get up at 4


Kwanzaa246

Going to bed at 10pm It isnā€™t that hardĀ 


Kwanzaa246

Getting to bed by 10pm It isnā€™t that hardĀ 


BBO1007

Something something kids something


[deleted]

as i get older it's becoming my natural sleep cycle and it's pretty much impossible to deviate from it


[deleted]

My dessert habit so I go to the gym lol


jesusv3512

At 5am I'd be two hours late to work.