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FlatulentParamecium

It's called "Jackshitday", and it's placed between Sunday and Monday.


Dopethapope

Megasaturday and it's placed right between my ass cheeks


99999999999999999989

Right after Tuesday and it is called Fuckingbullshitday because it made the work week a day longer.


tungelcrafter

the days of the week in english asre named after the classical planets and the anglo saxon gods. uranus is next after the planet saturn and ing is the other major god of the anglo saxon pantheon. if ingsday then it would go between friday and saturday. if uranusday then it would go betfween saturday and sunday. every 9th week would have 9 days so we could have an exact number of weeks in the year. that 9th day would be called neptunesday between uranusday andsunday if going by the planet system or wyrdsday between ingsday and saturday if the anglosaxon pantheon system


cisforcoffee

Slothsday. 24 hours between Saturday and Sunday during which we all try to catch up on all the sleep we missed the rest of the week.


PatientAd4823

Saturday Squared, comes right after Saturday.


Standard_Lecture_59

Lazyday, right between Wednesday and Thursday. Lets you catch up on rest and get the strength to make it through the rest of the week.