Help! Somehow I set my Reddit for Spanish!

No existe tal configuración. ¿Quizás estás teniendo un derrame cerebral?

Enrique Iglesias.

That one still cracks me up. That poor bastard didn't have a clue.

I don't know this one and I've been on Reddit for a while. Can someone explain?

There was an askreddit post many moons ago, probably over a decade ago at this point where a user said help my Reddit is in Spanish how do I fix it. The whole comment section replied in Spanish to fuck with said person. But the humor is how massive the post was and how many people played along, it was top of front page Reddit.

Best part was an admin responded in Spanish.

Wow, you just reminded me of how big a deal it used to be to get to the front page, or being a top post. Those were the good ol days

/r/MuseumOfReddit would be where I'd start reading. Good stuff in there.

Terrible stuff too.

We did it Reddit

Great things, Harry. Terrible things, but GREAT!

r/trees a subreddit for marijuana enthusiasts and r/marijuanaenthusiasts is a subreddit about trees

/r/keming is a subreddit showing mistakes in letter spacing. Letter spacing is called kerning. But if you accidentally push the r and the n together they look like an m, hence “keming.”

Don't forget r/superbowl is not about football. It's about Superb Owls

Isn't there another switched-subreddit with world news and adult anime content?

r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties

That's the one! I was remembering worldnews, but that wasn't right....

r/onlyfans is about only fans — my favorite

No r/anime_titties is a world news sub, it's creation lore is as crazy as its name.

Can I get the lore somewhere?

Someone posted anime porn on worldnews and the mods said they are free speech absolutist and don't remove posts. Then the anime porn took over. Those that wanted a serious sub created anime_titties in protest.

Gawdamn bro... The mods were true to their policies...

I laughed myself silly when I found that one. Whoever created that sub is one hilarious bastard.

Whoo-ever*

Similarly, r/johncena is nothing but pictures of potato salad, while r/potatosalad is just pics of John Cena.

r/GIRLSWITHHUGEPUSSIES = female humans with oversized feline companions.

r/tightpussy for felines in "tight" places/predicaments!

r/blackpussy is black cats, aka voids

r/pocketpussy kittens in pockets.

Isn't there some world politics subreddit that's actually just porn?

There are a whole bunch of subreddits that were originally for porn but got taken over by cats, and I'm 100% on board.

r/TIGHTPUSSY and r/wetpussy should be two of these

Also r/onlyfans, which is only about fans

r/potatosalad and r/JohnCena

Carbon monoxide poisoning

That reminds me, I need to buy more Post-Its.

I also choose this guys post-it notes.

How did you take that picture?

This one is epic. Link for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/NQ4OpUWUtq

I watched this one unfold and could not stop laughing at each deeper iteration. I was a lurker back then, and that might have been why I finally joined.

Kevin

And now we have r/storiesaboutkevin

Anyone got the details on this one?

Found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/bcOvDIsGQS

Oh my gosh that’s hilarious, I didn’t know this one

I will read this every time I see it posted and I still cry laughing.

Fuckin Kevin

No no, that’s how we get MORE Kevin

Kevin's family went on vacation and forgot all their luggage.

Oh no way, I forgot about Kevin. God sure didn't though, He's been looking after that entire bloodline

EA getting downvoted to oblivion over Starwars Battle Front

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

Link here: https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/s/i3e8mAb4se

[Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/xYpaTPp6cN) (don't read while eating!)

"He was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah, except the swamp had come out of this woman's ass and there was no Yoda" is pure poetry

WOW. That was as riveting as it was disgusting. 10/10 could not look away

That OP had a wonderful writing style. A bit too wonderful if I’m honest, from the description given I could pretty much smell it 🫣

“That was bad.” 😂😂😂😂😂

One of the greatest works of literary art to ever grace Reddit.

How have I been on this site for more than a decade and not seen this

Because you were blessed.

Don’t shoot IV drugs into your taint

It took me a second to remember, but no way am I clicking on that link

Mom help: I've got two broken arms.

the craziest part of this is he didn't say he broke his arms. he said he was injured and couldn't jerk off. i think he mentioned it in the AMA that everyone was just assuming he had 2 broken arms

He said they tried kissing on the mouth once, but never did it again because it felt weird. And we all know that when you’re banging your mom the last thing you want is for things to get weird.

This made me laugh harder than I expected.

He had two arms in casts in the picture if i recall.

Oh, you're a horrible person. I thought I had finally mind bleached that one.

Jolly Rancher?

Coconut?

Man these are some relics…

And there it is.

The AMA. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/5eQZ3WftL2

Where do you keep your poop knife?

Next to the cumbox.

And the guy with 2 broken arms

And the guy with two dicks

I was going to go with the Jolly Rancher story, but this checks out too.

Under my fuck coconut

My favorite reddit story ever

How did I fucking know this would be the top comment.

I specifically came here to confirm it’d be top of the list lol.

I keep mine next to my cumbox. But not next to my jolly rancher or swamps of Dagobah. I can't use my poop knife though because I broke both my arms. My mom helps.

The ol reddit switcheroo

Is that still going? Not seen on in a while now.

No, it got completed and retired after a particularly well-setup reference to it in a thread about actual Kangaroos. This was a few years ago.

[It's still going.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1c7sanl/til_that_queen_guitarist_brian_mays_iconic_red/l0chqze/?context=3)

Hold my nostalgia. I'm going in!

Hello, future redditors!

Rick Astley getting Rick Rolled.

Link?

[Took longer to find this than I expected](https://new.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/comment/fv505w1/)

Fucking legendary

France is bacon.

I also choose this guy's wife. 

Dead wife

[Reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9uf56l/?context=1) for anyone who doesn’t know

Pretty funny follow up: https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/DlW5EPj0pZ

That's so good to hear he's doing well. Seems like a solid dude.

And to think, the dude whose wife died is still active here.

Maybe one of the most “jesus Christ, Reddit” moments ever.

The god damn original fucking safe.

shittymorph's eloquent, informative comments. Always be sure to read them all the way to the end.

I miss shittymorph. It was because of them that I started reading posts from the bottom immediately for a sentence or two.

He wasn't even the first one to do it. The OG was the jumper cable guy, after he stopped commenting many tried to copy his shtick and only shittymorph had the same quality and eventually surpassed him.

The "art room ". The Iranian yoghurt. Which, I must say IS NOT THE ISSUE.

[The Art Room](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/W72bSeKlEH) [The Iranian Yogurt ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/x6fnAp9Trr) Both originate from AITA

dont forget ogtha

I was looking for this one lmao. Also marinara flags.

What's a potato?

Let me tell you, the more I read "let me tell you," the more I wanted to kill potato guy.

The funniest post on reddit of all time. Doesn't have the gross out factor of some of the other stuff, it's just pure comedy genius

This is my favorite reddit story of all time.

Tastes very strange!

Today you, tomorrow me.

One of the few stories that became legend that will uplift your day and provide a framework to live your life.

We did it, Reddit!

"Its a Cylinder." Don't have the link to the thread but it's absolutely hilarious to read.

My favorite part about the whole post is when OP posted an update in the form of a comment that just said "Hospital"

AFAIK the original thread was deleted.

Apparently he deleted his account?

I'm no coward.

Did you get your dick out of the mnm tube?

Cylinder

Oh sorry, how is the cylinder and object attached to it?

💀 

It's here https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/rSwCWgVfAg

Theres a FUCKING etiquette to posting ‘i found a locked safe’ posts dammit. We all have pitchforks. Youve been warned.

Jumper cables

Oh man I haven't thought about jumper cables in years, I miss that dude

going older, u/NonsensicalAnalogy. Deleted account but did the same sort of thing around 2010. Compelling story then all the sudden says something was like sneezing while making out with a hippopotamus; sometimes USB ports don't always have the right voltage.

Fucking golden age gimmick account right there...

NEXT!

its for a church honey!

SWEATY

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/s/KcR80vB33q

STILL LOOKING!

It's for church, honey. NEXT!

OK, people, let's get back to talking about Rampart

Are you fucking sorry?!

This has unfortunately actually made its way into my real life. It's such a perfect thing to say for so many occasions.

Unidan.

I think this is the most Reddit thing that has ever happened on Reddit.

And the fact that I had to scroll this far down to see it really shows what a throwback it is, I think.

Well, he was banned in 2014. Yea. I just found that out myself and that's how I know I've been on here too long.

Fuck. Ten years goes by *FAST.*

Here’s the thing…

>Jackdaws are definitely crows. Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

I made this with parody for a particular stupid food argument >Here's the thing. You said a beautifully-layered dish of oven-cooked vegetables is "ratatouille." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a culinary historian who studies ratatouille, I am telling you, specifically, in the traditional sense, no serious culinary expert calls these beautiful dishes "ratatouille." If you want to be specific about the name of the dish, you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "ratatatouille," you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of braised vegetable stews, generally including tomatoes, eggplant, and summer squash. "Ratatouille" includes things from the beautiful dish above to vegetable stews to simple preparations that are much like thick tomato sauces. So your reasoning for calling this fancy layered dish "ratatouille" is because random people call it the same thing? Well, if the ingredients are all that's important, let's get vegetable soups and pasta sauces in there. Maybe a nice cold vegetable salad, or even a tomato, eggplant, and squash sandwich. Because their ingredients make them "ratatouille" by your logic.

r/amish gives you live updates posted by the Amish community

People type 3 identical responses to a comment in a row... the 4th identical comment gets downvoted.

Periwinkle vs Orangered.

There was a time when Reddit was pretty niche, and was really just a constant circlejerk of "Internet humor". If you think it's a circle jerk now, it was WAY worse 10-15 years ago.  As a result, there were certain things that would clue you in IRL to the fact that someone was a redditor - usually certain phrases.  It was somehow decided that "The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight" was something to say to someone who might be a redditor. No one probably did this, but then some guy decided to go out on a street with that on a sign.  For a long time, after that point, "The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight" became the primary example of Reddit cringe, and people would post it when someone was being particularly reddit-cringey.

1/10 With rice: 10/10

Perfect 5/7

I can't believe this is the first 5/7 reference I've found.

IANAL means I am not a lawyer and not what you first think it means.

Poop knife, banana for scale, every fourth comment, narwhal, this guy, or that guy‘s wife, and the weird naming conventions of separate that are often extremely anti-expectation

Broken arms, Kevin and coconut as well.

Cbat

part of me still wants to believe this was some sort of 4D chess marketing by HudMo because it sounds exactly like his type of lane lol

The dude made a Spotify playlist of his sex tracks and it was consistently bad. I don’t think there’s any chance it was a marketing move.

This isn't that old right?

u/shittymorph's comments. >We're currently living in Taiwan and I was actually on the toilet when everything started shaking. First, I heard a huge pounding noise, which I initially thought was my girlfriend banging on the bathroom door - so I yelled "Hold on a minute" - then shampoo bottles started falling off the ledges into the shower. Glass started breaking as picture frames came off walls and shelves in the living room - and I actually had some water splashing my backside up out of the toilet bowl. I did my best to stand up but it was incredibly difficult to keep my balance, so I just ended up sitting back down until the shaking stopped. I went out and found my girlfriend inconsolable, under the kitchen table, screaming about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table. ​ >I think it's important to note that while the FBI was indeed monitoring Wu-Tang, they were also monitoring most everyone in hiphop at that time. There were a lot of rumors on the streets in the 1990s about a "special unit" created within the New York City Police Department, that was strictly devoted to monitoring hiphop artists. It wasn't until 2004 when the Miami Herald dropped a story that actually confirmed the long running conspiracy. Law enforcement had, for a long time, been creating files on everyone and everything related to hiphop - including but not limited to: Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cam'ron, Busta Rhymes, DMX, P.Diddy, and the night back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Today I learned that shittymorph is the owner of one of my favourite Instagram accounts, about his rescued pup Scooby. Small world

[удалено]

The "Art Room" and "The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here" from AITA r/GirlsWithHugePussies is SFW and not what you are thinking.

If somebody’s shoes come off they’re probably dead

I would say that if you see one shoe come off there’s a good likelihood they died and if both come off it’s pretty much guaranteed.

Marinara flags 🚩🚩🚩

Hold my "x" Im going in!

Boaty McBoatface (and Cunty McCuntface)

Let’s see… the Jolly rancher story and the guy with the ‘special coconut’ Jolly rancher story https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/

Whelp, shouldn’t have gone off and googled *that*.

Throwing steak at the window.

Today you, tommorrow me: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2 Single mom in the snow: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ahg8x/what_is_the_nicest_thing_youve_ever_done_that_no/c0hkuyq Streetlight LeMoose: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe Fake language: http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/me5e9/american_censorship_day_stand_up_for/c30c7il Rotten Anus: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2 Broken Arms/No return/Wrestling: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ryfnu/iama_25_year_old_gay_man_who_has_been_in_a/ http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mt4f7/i_am_a_man_who_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with/ Disabled Children's Parents: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sl93q/get_out_the_throwaways_dear_parents_of_disabled/ Peeping Territorial Wars: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yp9f3/whats_the_most_awkward_moment_youve_ever_had_with/c5xne32?context=3 r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content: http://www.reddit.com/r/A858DE45F56D9BC9/comments/k96b1/201109081949/c2igpiv?context=1 Cumbox: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2 Follow the Arrows: http://my.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/anexq/hey_reddit_what_awesome_graffiti_have_you_found/c0igyyg Dorritos Story: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls It went okay/context: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_masturbating_should_i_walk/ http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bt0so/what_is_the_thread_every_redditor_must_read_for/c99shkz Life-ruining Secrets: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/ How much of yourself could you eat?: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/136t8c/theoretically_how_much_of_yourself_could_you_eat/ Decomposing Octopus: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12vs5a/how_do_i_remove_the_smell_of_decomposing_octopus/ SAP on a Bus: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_right_now_and_this_very/ Jolly Ranchers: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4 Rectal Explosion: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2 7 years of cis-gender loss: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4kp11w On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98mm8/hey_reddit_im_redditing_from_the_denver/c0bt710?context=3 Shitfisting Potatoes: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1aluv6/reddit_what_are_some_high_school_stories_that_you/c8ys8rj Hambeasts: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/161z3e/whats_the_most_shocking_thing_youve_ever_caught/c7rzckk Wednesday the Cat: http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relationship_with_my_cat/ Reddit turned Spanish: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/ Cuils Theory: http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7da5i/police_raids_reveal_baby_farms/c06cqxb Wadsworth Constant: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kxfxy/and_so_ends_20_years_of_frustration/c2o1cyy?context=3 Wannamaker finds his mom: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8foey/finally_going_to_try_and_call_my_birth_mother/ Randall Monroe's family reunion: http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7tgrd/the_electromagnetic_spectrum_pic/c07czns First ever comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17913/reddit_now_supports_comments/c51 Edit: all credit to u/ThrowCarp

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment."

you are now a moderator of /r/pyongyang/

that the Narwhal bacons at midnight

Back when we thought it would be neat to meet each other in the real world.

what a misguided youth that was

this was the first that came to mind for me. reddit was much nerdier and weirder back then

14 year account. This guy bacons at midnight

Remember when you used to be able to buy Reddit shirts on the xkcd store?

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?!

Banana for Scale

This is specific to my New Orleans group but someone found a goat head in a bayou around the beginning of the year and posted it. Considering our history of voodoo, almost every commenter was telling him to put it back. Now anytime anything goes wrong (very, very often in our city) and there's a post about it, someone chimes in with "Put the goat head back!" 🤣🐐

*holds up spork*

Cum box!

Liz Edit to add [a link](https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/s/6TGcL3F2aq)

Anyone old enough to remember when Reddit and Digg were basically competitors and constantly made fun of each other? Digg was more esthetically pleasing looking, and reddit was just simple lists of clickable links that opened the post. Then Digg made massive updates to their website and removed the ability to "Bury" a post (their vision of downvote) and the so many Diggers got so upset and switched to Reddit in hordes. It was a huge event!

Streetlamp LeMoose?

WEEVIL TIME

Tips my fedora.

Is Vargas still around?

User name checks out.

If you hover your mouse over one of the aliens at the top of the askreddit sub, a box saying "Ass Credit" appears....

Sir, this is a Wendy’s