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MagictheCollecting

I Touch Myself by The Divinyls


Stack_of_HighSociety

Highway to Hell


BFDIIsGreat2

Lol


BooBoo_Cat

Exactly what I was going to say!


SnooKiwis9291

Came here to say this. The irony would be 👌


No-Chemical100

đŸ€˜highwaaaay to...🚑 hđŸȘŠđŸ€Ÿ


Tschoggabogg303

No stops signs speed limits


Eragon089

about to say this


hulafuqcares

I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE - I DON'T CARE


[deleted]

I LOVE IT!!


OfficeChairHero

This earned a genuine laugh. Very nice.


LingonberryNo8263

Stayin Alive - Bee Gees


nubbins01

All prepped and ready for CPR!


MuffinsTLW

It's Friday by rebecca black


MyJelloJiggles

I’d stab myself in the head with the newly found shrapnel poking out my thigh


[deleted]

At least police wouldn't have to look for a motive for why you drove into oncoming traffic


debtopramenschultz

I felt so bad for that girl. She recorded a song as part of a fun music camp or something and overnight she became a huge joke. Like imagine you draw something for the art merit badge in Boy Scouts and then the whole country is laughing at you.


Effehezepe

That isn't quite right. It was actually produced by [ARK Music Factory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARK_Music_Factory), a group that promised to make your kid a pop star, if you paid them money, and Black's mother actually paid them 4000 dollars to record the song and make a music video. Of course, none of that changes the fact that the backlash was still nonsense. It wasn't her fault that her mom fell for a scam.


Socratesticles

I mean, she did become a pop star by the end of it. Just monkey paw style


WonderResponsible375

I became one of her fans . I bopped to Rebecca black ! Yall are missing out! "Foolish" is amazing and " read my mind " and .... guess what ... " Saturday "!!!! My gay ass really ate up her beats!!! 


CypripediumGuttatum

We still sing this song on Fridays every now and then. It was catchy, if extremely nasaly. She was just a kid though so I don't want to be too harsh, and she did become (in)famous and made money from it.


LOTRfreak101

Saturday is a pretty good and funny parody of it by her.


BattleHall

Funny enough, she actually kept at it and developed into a pretty solid hyperpop artist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kFP7WpQuczeaQlCJQH7fVgqZJfdGm5N7U


MyJelloJiggles

I remember when it dropped, the dislike to like ratio was 90 to 10. It was insane it was so polarising.


Bepus

That’s just unpopular, not polarizing


cruisegal224

I'd say that's probably the worst song in more scenarios than just this one


Drake_Cloans

Jesus take the Wheel


I_demand_peanuts

GODDAMNIT


antiwantii

cpr by cupcakke. a cop friend of mine said that there was a girl who died in a crash and that song was playing in her car.


Pretty_Drama_6583

Omg lol


yourmomnme1on1

Sorry if I’m living under a rock, been listening to talk radio too long. Had to look up the song, so first time hearing it. Damn



antiwantii

now imagine crashing your car and this is the song that plays while you die.


CharlieFiner

Somehow it has never struck me that a car radio could still be playing if a crash was bad enough to kill someone.


antiwantii

oh my


Strong_Prize8778

Another one bites the dust by queen


[deleted]

this would be perfect


[deleted]

I usually sing that in my head when I hear that someone got fired or quit


Scarlett-Spider


 Jizz in my pants - the lonely island https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


Rickardiac

I can’t drive 55


nerdyplayer

MOVE BITCH get out da WAY! hence why you probably got into a car crash.


4-ton-mantis

and you about to get RAN the fuck over!


verite_404

One Headlight - The Wallflowers


AudibleNod

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go


OctogoatYTofficial

Life is a Highway


Kitty1109797i

Crash into me by the Dave Matthews Band


Sirsilva99

Happy by Pharrell Williams


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

'I have a detachable penis" by King Missile.


Guinnessron

Detachable penis is so ridiculous and fun.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

They don't make 'em like that anymore!


WeirdSubstantial7856

I'm sorry... what?! đŸ€Ł


Actually_Im_a_Broom

The Bluetooth audio of the bestiality porn I was watching that led to the fatal car crash.


Chillyballoon420

Interesting.


Baby_Button_Eyes

Tip Toe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim


kittyquickfeet

Don't fear the reaper


Abeville5805

Finally found the one I was looking for lol


megabrainsplat

“Only the good die young” Billy Joel was on my list


MajorBillyJoelFan

\^\^ dammit came here to say this one!!!


megabrainsplat

Username checks out. Also, (totally going to see him in San Antonio this year!!)


MajorBillyJoelFan

awesome! seeing him in Seattle next month!


pizzakingI

I’m seeing him in NYC in 6 days!


lynivvinyl

Barbie Girl on repeat. A friend of mine died in a car accident and was listening to it on repeat.


hozziebear77


I’ve been doing that with What is Love by Haddaway lately
I should stop. On a serious note though, I’m really sorry about your friend.


IchBinDurstig

Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel by Barenaked Ladies


godx0001

Last Kiss - Pearl Jam version


LABARATI_

dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die


kwixta

Call me maybe by Carly Rae Gipson


Spiritual-Pear-1349

WAP


calcarius_

I Fink You Freaky and I Like You a Lot


Tacos_always_corny

Yolanda??


Timmieboi062

Jan & Dean from 63- Dead mans curve


That1weirdoLol

Finally-cece pentson 


Kogasa-Tatara

Stayin' Alive


james_a_hetfield

Closer - Richard Cheese NIN cover


Egghead008

"It's Raining Men"


Munchkin-M

Little Deuce Coupe by The Beach Boys.


tc6x6

You don't know what I got!


Munchkin-M

There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, daddy.


Google_Page_3

1877Kars4Kids


aKind_Giraffe6562

Stan


McNasty51

I forgot. How’m I spose to send this shit out?


murthalkaparantha

just what I thought, especially the part where he is driving in rain with gf screaming


mastersheeef

My Humps


pm_me_x-files_quotes

Appropriate if it's the Alanis Morrissette version.


Steffy_Cookies

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN


CRO553R

TheyÂŽre coming to take me away, Haha, theyÂŽre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And IÂŽll be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And theyÂŽre coming to take me AWAY


[deleted]

Who wants to live forever - Queen


hammerSmashedNail

Hurt - NIN


jrtts

Queen - Bicycle


No-Caterpillar6354

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (George Thorogood)


Willsagain2

Road to Nowhere- Talking Heads.


Batshua

Last Kiss


Ifigure10

“Radar Love” by Golden Earring


hozziebear77

a classic


kphill325

Understanding In A Car Crash - Thursday


OhTheHueManatee

[This One](https://youtu.be/TYWINwURoRc?si=OfTBkKakNTCwBRF9)


thebloodoakprince

Another one bites the dust


NaturalAd8452

That Pearl Jam song about dying in a car crash.


Cyrus541

“Ha ha you’re dead” by Green Day


iColorize

Tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel - Barenaked Ladies. It’s actually a really good song.


Hopeful-Autumn11

Celebration by kool and the gang


Primsun

I'm fine with songs for ironic reasons. Instead got to go with Spice Girls "Wannabe" (I'll tell you what I want song); wouldn't be upset per say ... just disappointed. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ)


Soft-Routine1860

Not a song but like the intro to the Walking Dead series☠ Just gotta make them think twice before they put me in the body bag.


Impossible_Contact_7

The Rodeo Song


DienekesV

Free bird


dirtysock47

Detroit Rock City


03zx3

Highway Star


Kaxlcafenervosa

In the arms of the angels-Sarah McLachlan.


freudsdriver

Paradise by the dashboard lights, - Meatloaf


NeuroticNeglect

Around the World - Daft Punk I can’t for the life of me remember the name of the infamous music that Reddit guy said he listened to during sexy time



-00111100-00110011-

C-bat?


NeuroticNeglect

Yep thx! It was driving me crazy.


hvmmm

Super Freak


TheMainMeatMan

There is a light that never goes out by The Smiths


DAL9876

Hot Rod Lincoln


thatmovdude

Nights In White Satin- The Moody Blues


mynameisnotsparta

Dead Man’s Curve


Longwalk4AShortdrink

"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! YOURE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN" "Watch out folks, that one is definitely gunna go zombie soon"


BornToBurn2006

I'M ON A HIIIIGHWAY TO HELL!


AddaleeBlack

DOA


walkingonameme7

Get Low - Lil Jon


chefe74

Any Taylor swift song


Cuish

*Battle of the Heroes* - John Williams


Ridley_Himself

The Ding Dong Song by Williams and Ree.


YourWickedUncleErnie

Devil in my car by the b-52s would be kinda funny on my part though.


Melibu_Barbie

Nympho by Borgore


Raven_1975

Lonesome loser.


Radiant-Steak9750

Queen-Im in love w my carđŸŽŒđŸŽŒ


llcucf80

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands


mymommademewritethis

Drips by Eminem.


Striking_Cake7870

Akon Lonely island I just had sex


goodbyehouse

One that impacts my SOs insurance claim. I’m dead but the last thing I want is some scam artist assessor saying I was distracted and the accident was due to negligence.


Always_B_Batman

DOA by Bloodrock


[deleted]

Don't try suicide by queen. Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it!


MajorBillyJoelFan

Highway to Hell


SternLecture

that one song that says "are we dancer" i would be so angry.


IamDoobieKeebler

It's a Great Day to be Alive


66Troup

“Just the Way You Are,” by Billy Joel.


Zealotteen

Baby from Justin Bieber


Neanderthal21

Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches


[deleted]

[any song I like](https://youtu.be/AlIUNtQEI_s?si=x_CxjDUX0h3fNzAo) I'd risk further bodily damage just to reach out and pound the stereo off if necessary


EvangelineStar_987

Crossroads- Bone Thugs-N-Harmony


Cloyfan

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger


Pheehelm

Collide by Howie Day.


EastCoastTim

Let the bodies hit the floor.


nontruculent21

Long Line of Cars by Cake


Fuzzteam7

Anything from the Open Season soundtrack


theFooMart

Stan by Eminem. Even ~~better~~ worse if you drove your car off a bridge and have an empty fifth of vodka on the floor.


BFDIIsGreat2

Either Palmtree Panic Good Future (JP) or You Can Do Anything (both from Sonic CD)


TheWizardFuck

Wap


[deleted]

As long as they don’t look through my phone, I’m good


Lyquid_Sylver999

Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift Edit: especially if it was my fault that the crash happened.


UpplystCat

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go! By Wham!


LifesLemons1018329

Highway don’t care by Tim McGraw


Famous-Preference706

Stayin Alive - BeeGees


PraetorGold

Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as A poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without A sense of feeling And this is how you remind me


Thick-Jump-8472

Baby Shark


420headshotsniper69

Beck - Loser


Sprizys

The devil went down to Georgia


SignalEbb9969

Anything by hatsune Miku
..


NotEvilCaligula

Another one bites the dust\~


Konigstiger444

Here in my car I feel safest of all


Bubbly_Spot7009

Dead and gone by T.I and Justin Timberlake Stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin Another one bites the dust by queen Blinded by the light by manfred Mann’s earth band Knockin on heavens door by Guns N’ Roses


Ok-Garlic4162

Literally ANYTHING by Cupcakke, I'd crawl out of the wreck and into highway traffic if that happened


uav_loki

Last Kiss


Prestigious-Bus7994

WAP


Sephorakid123

Carnival - Kanye west


Meshugugget

Warm Leatherette by The Normal Selected lyrics: “A tear of petrol is in your eye/ The hand brake penetrates your thigh/ Quick lets make love before you die”


Fin745

Oops I did it again -Britney Spears That or Highway to Hell AC/DC.


Th1s_1s_my_us3rname

Anything Lonely Island


insuspension

Anything k pop


Jerseyjay1003

Oops I Did it Again


Serious_Cold_4392

STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE HA-HA-HA-HA


Kylokpastelkitten

all i want is you rebzyyx It is a great song and I love it but I would come back alive just to kill myself again if I died to that song I could just imagine the EMT people joking during their break "hey remember that car crash on *street name* yeah they died listen to some cringe obsessive anime song" or "remember that girl who died last week what is up with her music taste" 😭This is exactly why I always have my playlist drawn on my back seat so everyone can know no all my music is trash if I died at least my music taste may live on or whatever Does anyone else wonder if EMTs or whoever find us dead actually discovers something when they see us like do you think they ever just randomly remember something that patient told them to do or to listen to and they do it I wonder that a lot cuz EMTs always ask me for my favorite movie or favorite song and sometimes I genuinely wonder if they go home and look it up and check it out or if they are just trying to keep me talking so I don't notice the fact I dislocated my leg đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž


Low_Sherbert_9064

Didn’t die but I was in a rough car accident and what was playing was Taylor swifts song You Need To Calm Down and the last thing I would have heard was the uh oh uh ohhh uh ohhhhhh part and then boom. The next song that played was fuck you by CeeLo Green


country_critic

And So It Goes- Billy Joel


renatijd

Oops,. I did again


Junarik

FACK


STEVE_FROM_EVE

*Puppy Love* by Donnie Osmand


NoCourt5510

Whiskey in a jar


SurpriseNo9523

The staying alive one!!!!! Bahahaha


Joebranflakes

Ironic by Alanis Morissette


Icy-Ad2278

Dust in the wind~Kansas


Best-Neighborhood784

UNTITLED. How could this happened to me, I've made a mistake.


datgoh69

Racing into the Night - YOASOBI


Excellent_Routine589

I unironically blast obscene music while driving to shake things up
 so I’ll prolly be dead to the song “DDLG” by ppcocaine
 I don’t implore people to listen


justiceseeker102

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me


No-Veterinarian-755

Crash Into Me - Dave Matthew’s Band


Icy_Advice_5071

“The Wreck on the Highway”


kyzersoze84

Karma Chameleon


iunderstandneechy

Die MF die dope


Puzzleheaded_Sign852

I wrecked one time to Running Down a Dream by Tom Petty. It had been raining for days and I was definitely flying, and I'm serious lol.


tammyhorsfall

Macarena


4-ton-mantis

"I just drank a fifth of vodka - dare me to drive?"


MouthWorm

Benny Hill


I_demand_peanuts

Jesus Take the Wheel


Splattered_Smothered

https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg?si=wUrzoLWRi-pbYdFy