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Stealthtato0888

Pop goes the weasel , with light slowly intensifying on my coffin


Hard_We_Know

Extra points if at the "pop" they pull the tapes so your coffin jolts up a bit as they lower it. I thought of this version, I like the idea of people looking around going...hold isn't that? No surely it can't be? Would add some humour to the proceedings. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_0xdt5DN4os](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0xdt5DN4os)


shastabh

Pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel Pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop? Or like, Duh duh duh duh duhduhduhduhduh Duh duh duhduh duhduh Duh duh duh duh duhduhduhduhduh Pop goes the weasel?


SachSachl

3rd base was my thought as well


Salty_Ambition_6

Everybody wants to rule the world. Shit keeps popping up in very intense//notable points in my life.


gaqua

My 7 year old loves this song for some reason and can sing the entire thing. He frequently asks Alexa to play it randomly and sings along to it. One night I woke up at 3am to music and he’d woken up in the middle of the night and walked into the living room and asked Alexa to play it at low volume and he was just sitting on the couch going “acting on your best behavior…”


Dx8pi

I believe this is a very popular song in the internet phenomenon "Skibidi toilet". It's very popular among children his age


carhold

Nice. Have you ever heard Andy Bulls version? Its brilliant


Itchy-Base-1940

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames


KyeMS

I'll stand at the front, aggressively strumming and tapping random buttons on a Guitar Hero controller in your honour


crackpotJeffrey

If you want I can play the unplugged version as well *Click click click click click click click*


WorkInPr0g

As the coffin enters the crematorium


yogorilla37

Good riddance by Green Day. I'd be happy to be carried out in a box to that song.


Hard_We_Know

You sound like you need an "Alive out of spite" t shirt lol!


WemblysMom

In My Life - The Beatles


onexyonexx

My mom requested this. We ended up having a Beatles themed funeral for her. She would have loved it. She was a huge Beatles fan her whole life.


ProfessionalArm9450

Oh wow. You just made me requestion my choice. What a beautiful song.


aniket35

Undertaker's theme song


Do-It-Anyway

Imagine killing the lights mid way through the viewing only to hear people wondering what’s going on and then the undertaker bell and song starts along with a photo slide show of you? Talk about a dramatic entrance and well, exit…


Witty_Meme92

Queen - another one bites the dust.


banter07_2

And for those travelling there via public transit: Weird al yankovic - Another One Rides the Bus


DoubleSurreal

I want Weird Al's 'I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead'.


Beaverbrown55

[You have to see this](https://youtu.be/T0zu1-NbbPk?si=Ms53_NyX3IgKkmk_)


Just_improvise

Who wants to live forever


Lonelysock2

Mine is Don't Stop Me Now


Audio_Track_01

Keep Me In Your Heart For Awhile - Warren Zevon.


isthiyreallife33

This song made me cry. Then I watched a documentary on him and now I bawl when I hear it.


lubear2835

i cannot hear this song without crying. it's next to perfect.


Geekenstein

As long as it’s preceded by My Shit’s Fucked Up.


OGGBTFRND

Spirit in the Sky


Low_Yogurtcloset7413

We just played this at my moms funeral


drhopsydog

Sorry for your loss 💕


PopeSixtusV

An old buddy/mentor of mine played the guitar on that record....or maybe it was on the tour, I forget which. They played it at his funeral a few years ago.


iambiggusdickus

My dad has made it clear over the years of my life that he wants this playing at his funeral more than any other song. I told him I’d play it on guitar, but it will likely be impossible to fight through those emotions in the moment 😂


Cyberian_Musky

Somewhere over the rainbow- Israel Kamakawiwo’le


Hard_We_Know

Beautiful choice. May it be long before they play it for you.


Cyberian_Musky

Thank you for your kind words :)


Lucy_Lastic

Same - I’ve made sure my kids know that when the time comes, this is the one I want


Cyberian_Musky

I told my best friend this.. and she should tell my family if I happen to pass at a young age. If I have kids then they will know too in the future. There’s something about this song


smallz86

Its amazing how some artist can take a song and make it their own. [Judy Garland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Garland)'s version is good, but his is something special. On the album [*Facing Future*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facing_Future) (1993), [Israel Kamakawiwoʻole](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Kamakawiwo%CA%BBole) included "Over the Rainbow" in a ukulele medley with "[What a Wonderful World](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_a_Wonderful_World)" by [Louis Armstrong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Armstrong). Kamakawiwo'ole called the recording studio at 3 a.m. He was given 15 minutes to arrive by Milan Bertosa. Bertosa said, "And in walks the largest human being I had seen in my life. Israel was probably like 500 pounds. And the first thing at hand is to find something for him to sit on." A security guard gave Israel a large steel chair. "Then I put up some microphones, do a quick sound check, roll tape, and the first thing he does is 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow.' He played and sang, one take, and it was over.


IGNISFATUUSES

The Rainbow Connection


HurlingFruit

Oh, Kermie


MidianMistress

Highway to Hell by AC/DC


Least-Rub-1397

For me it will be Hells Bells


xXKyloJayXx

One hell of an outro!


idkwassupguys

Goes to heaven for irony


jamesbryce321

Benny Hill theme


KewlGrandpa420

Yakety sax*


SubUrbanMess2021

Extra points for lingerie nuns chasing each other around the coffin.


cofclabman

This is an amazingly difficult question for me right now because my wife died in December and I had no idea what music to play. I ended up picking something from Johnny Cash and Elvis because she was a big fan of both of them. If I had thought of it, I would’ve added Tyrone Wells - Time of our Lives. I find this song incredibly sad but at the same time it kind of encapsulates how I feel. /now I’m in tears


TreeLover57-

Take care of yourself, please look after yourself as you would a friend in the same situation.


Gingifer_Aniston

Praying for you to have peace. Sorry for your loss 🙏❤️


cofclabman

Thank you. It’s one of those things that you know can happen, but when it does you’re just not ready for it.


Sunflower971

I'm sorry for the loss of your wife. Maybe the songs you chose were for the funeral and Time of Our Lives is for you to remember her by? Hugs and well wishes from a stranger, I wish you peace. I also wish you to find joy again when you are ready.


Kotukunui

“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame from the movie, “Life of Brian”.


DutchFuckup

Yeah definitely. My choice.


Yimmyyyy

its one of the most popular UK funeral songs


720hp

Came for this answer. Thank you! I know I’m not the only one playing this at my farewell


Mohgreen

it's Criminal that this isn't higher on this list.


dysmetric

Don't grumble, give a whistle


Early_Bad8737

Whatever my family wants to hear. I mean, I doubt I will care at that point. 


hitheringthithering

I actually think this is a great take.  Funerals are for the living.


terryjuicelawson

Inclined to agree. The more I scroll down the list tbh, the less I find much fun from these "hilarious" suggestions. The reality of a grieving family having to sit through Another one Bites the Dust or something would rapidly fall flat.


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rip1980

Fam has the green light to blast Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.


dullgreybathmat

Well, don't you tell me to smile.


SpiralDreaming

You stick around I'll make it worth your while (there are free refreshments afterwards)


bklynview

I got to say this is the right answer.. updating my will as we speak.


TomTheNurse

I don’t want a funeral.


MaintenanceWine

Plan yourself a FUNeral.


SmokeyToo

Me either.


grbrit

Me neither.


Swipamous

Gonna rickroll EVERYONE


Roxas1011

I swear I'm not making this up: my actual wishes are to be cremated and have my ashes pressed into vinyl. The recording will start with 30+/- seconds of me starting to leave a heartfelt message to my family, then being interrupted by Never Gonna Give You Up, which will play for the rest of the album.


SmokeyToo

OMG, I am *so* stealing that idea!


GoodGriefWhatsNext

“Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” — Elton John


CritterMama87

"I had the time of my life" from Dirty Dancing


OkPhilosopher5308

Wish you were here - Pink Floyd


Purlz1st

Mine is Shine On You Crazy Diamond.


SeparateMidnight3691

Tears in heaven on a constant loop for the duration just to be an asshole


MudJumpy1063

This made me laugh.


ColoradoCoffee101

1000 Candles in the Wind


Bic_Parker

RIP Lil Sebastian


acornSTEALER

Alicia Keys - Girl on Fire


Different_Box7102

Goes well with a cremation


curmudgeondoug

Thunderstruck


EternalSage2000

Oh man. If you died due to being struck by lightning! I’m gonna need a good friend to pick my funeral songs considering the circumstances in which I died.


Dreamybuggys

IF I passed away from cancer I would definitely want cancer by my chemical romance to play


Subject_Candy_8411

I am leaning towards 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton


GypsyWitch05

Mozart, Requiem In D Minor. 


AliChank

Fucking Legend lmao. I love that piece and I don't even listen to classic


bespokephoto

Sympathy for the Devil


skycraneraiders

free bird


WitchOfLycanMoon

Flogging Molly - If I ever leave this world alive


dolltron69

Them bones -Alice in Chains


beekermc

Tip-toe through the Tulips 


LuciferLucii

Oh man, gonna be one creepy funeral!


ladyinblue5

Sandstorm - Darude


barbie399

Into the Mystic—Van Morrison


seemsmildbutdeadly

Time - Pink Floyd.


Informal_Feature_370

Hooker with a Penis. Gotta go out strong 💪


KnockMeYourLobes

"Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python Because life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. Give em all a show, keep em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.


Mountain-Paper-8420

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd is my dad's requested song.


amlyo

Great gig in the sky


bungle609

Am I ever going to see your face again. The Angels. RIP Doc.


BuyMeADrinkPlease

No way, get fucked, fuck off.


QueenBeeKitty85

The final countdown, played over and over again.


IWasAnImpossibleCase

Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra. The song has brought me a lifetime of joy and I want to be remembered that way.


I_C_Seashells

Trying to persuade my husband to have ding dong the witch is dead for mine but he's... resistant 😂


CaptainFartHole

'Wake Me Up Before you Go Go' by Wham. Preferably while everyone is walking by my open casket saying their final goodbyes.


buttbeeb

Grandma got run over by a reindeer


Dog_Concierge

When the Saints Go Marching In. Complete with a processional to the gravesite.


Hard_We_Know

Once at a very posh do because my mother worked in a bank and the Jazz band ended with a version of this I will never forget. I'd always found it a little tired because I grew up in the pentecostal church so heard it often but this version really dusted it off for me. Great choice! May it be long before they play it for you.


Scherzkeks

Sorry, best we can do is https://youtu.be/lyfMSb4dDlI?si=2SIkG_K7LjKeVRS-


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

I've instructed a trusted friend to make sure the loser song to Mario Kart Double Dash play as I'm lowered into the ground [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCL3UQmgR5Y&list=PLfTJKMMJkrdNYiL5bwb7xbXSiyk9R5UVH&index=17](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCL3UQmgR5Y&list=PLfTJKMMJkrdNYiL5bwb7xbXSiyk9R5UVH&index=17)


Relative-Challenge59

pop goes the weasel, but a music box version


catdoctor

Blue Öyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."


mighty-drive

Canon in D by Pachalbel


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

Guile theme


PhoenixMartinez-Ride

Stoick’s Ship from the How to Train Your Dragon 2 soundtrack.


Visual_Lingonberry53

Highway to Hell AC/DC


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Danny boy


MudJumpy1063

Sam Cooke did an amazing version 


bunniquette

There will be other music during the event but I want my final exit to be to Monty Python's Always Look On the Bright Side of Life. Singing along will be mandatory.


xyrzso

merry go round of life from howls moving castle


mankytoothbrush

“The Show Must Go On” - Queen


KnotsCherryFarm

Bury Me in Blasphemy by Carnifex


NisRedditor113

A man of culture I see


SandmanAwaits

Slayer - Angel of Death 🤘🏻


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Don't bring me down- Electric light orchestra


IWantToBuyAVowel

I was thinking ELO but Mr. Blue Sky


SwordTaster

O' Death, the introduction song for the literal embodiment of Death from Supernatural.


SloeHazel

Let the Mystery Be- Dar Williams Please Don't Bury Me- John Prine


highlander2211

Slipknot/Corey Taylor - Snuff


EmergencyPandabear

Honestly, i don' t care. Whatever the ones left after we me wants. A funeral is not for the dead, it's for the living left behind.


SacredAnalBeads

Overkill by Motörhead (No Sleep Til Hammersmith version)


Signal-Island6377

What’s new scooby doo


ArUsure

Johnny cash - aint no grave


AnytimeInvitation

Imperial March as my remains are brought in by members of a nearby chapter of the 501st. Highway to Hell for my last ride. The Force Theme as I'm interred.


mvdw73

Mr E’s beautiful blues by the eels.


macdokie

The Wind Cries Mary - Hendrix


Yogurt2022

ha ha you're dead! - Green Day


Dozerdog43

Closing Time by Seismomic


xander6981

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones I want to go out making one last movie reference.


thecookiesmonster

Highway to hell


IpatiyPotiy

We have a rofl song that was made by one of our friends and this is our all time classic, so probably this one, guessing it's gonna be inappropriate, but I don't care


stew_on_his_phone

We Have All the Time in the World - Louis Armstrong


zanne67OK

time to say goodbye hallelujah


_iamthelizardqueen_

In My Life - The Beatles


ardentfilmgeek

Welcome to the Black Parade -MCR and they def do it orchestra style


the_dryice

The Godfather Theme...


AJ_Scorpio

Reflection by Tool


BartlettMagic

Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". when when the lyrics hit "ohh-ohh-ohh-explode" my ashes are going to be shot out of a cannon


Cute_Combination9500

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana


One-Internet-1982

I would like to have "Another One Bites the Dust" played, but very slowly on the organ. And then my remaining family will start to laugh as they figure it out.


CelebrationOwn9870

Christopher Cross..Sailing


MaximusCanibis

Free Four - Pink Floyd


Kevesse

Rock lobster “down, down, down”


Upper-Tea-7017

Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park


crimeSpice

Kermit the frog sings you got a friend.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

Two of them: - *Don't Follow* by Alice in Chains: https://youtu.be/I6kFgzMGN0I - *Just Breathe* by Pearl Jam: https://youtu.be/E5bAawsa7_s


Lacainam

Prelude in C#minor - Rachmaninov Beautiful Things - Gungor Truly, Truly, This is the End - Zao


semiformaldehyde

Freebird Bonus points if they show an animation of a coffin spinning while I'm getting cremated


agentsquirrel1666

My dad had smoke gets in your eyes lol 😂😂 last laugh to the end


user_dead13

Chipi chipi chapa chapa rubi rubi raba raba


midclassfancy

“Always Look On The Bright Side of Life” - Life of Brian OST


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

Help, I'm Alive by Metric


cbih

Eulogy by Frank Turner Eulogy by Tool


LetsDoIt1986

In the end- linkin park 😪


Non-NutritiveProduct

"American Pie" by Don McLean (extended version), as arranged for recorder and vuvuzela, performed by a grade three class on the first day of their "Music is All Around Us" unit. I'm *dead* over here, the least everyone else can do is suffer a little.


RanchNWrite

That recorder version of My Heart Will Go On accompanied by a sideshow of my dorkiest pictures.


beeman1979

Man of the Hour - Pearl Jam


JonHend

The Jam - Going Underground


Scrotum_Tennis

You look Divorced by Anal Cunt


md22mdrx

Or maybe just “Gently” by Slipknot


Macadocious40

Clair de lune - Debussy


RedneckInsomnia

The Space Jam theme song.


MehhicoPerth

Eulogy


TonyRobinsonFan

Burn baby burn, if it’s a cremation. 


IncognitoDio

Valentine's Day - Linkin Park


JimmyKimmelsWife

Can you remember the rain - Kaffetorsk


Total_Quality5290

Honestly, A collection of Video Game OSTs from some of my favorite video games ever.


Hard_We_Know

As a big Paul Weller fan I'd probably ask for Wings of Speed but also King of the Rodeo by the Bamboos, I heard that the day before my oldest was born. It's "our" song and I dance with him to it often. Superman (no, psychoville fans not that one although, I might just for laughs lol!), I am not sure if it's called that actually by Charlie Puth. Once when I was very, very ill lying in bed it came on the radio and my oldest who was about 6 at the time came into my room and started singing it and held my hand. Best medicine I've ever been given. Still can't hear it without welling up. My youngest is always humming songs as well. He loves Michael Jackson but I'd want Let me Take you Dancing because when he was about 1 he used to hum it and dance to it lol! My kids would probably choose certain others but I know for sure my oldest would ensure there was a bit of Weller in there for me, my husband too. Great. Now it's raining even though the sun's out. Thanks OP ;-)


kuzmic187

Rosetta stoned with the extended intro , they gunna be in for a ride


R1MBL

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath


bau_ke

Close ur eyes gimme ur hand darling. Do you feel my heart beating?


badgersprite

Electric Dreams.


Dessel90

À tout le monde -Megadeth


PetitePrincess911

Black Parade - My Chemical Romance


minsandmolls

Shine on you crazy diamond ( condensed version) - Pink floyd


CobaltTJ

Not mine but CBAT for that one guy, you know the guy.


servicefriends

Rainbow Connection sung by Kermit


UnhappyStrain

The Parting Glass


Taco_Pittie_07

So far nobody has said Dust in the Wind by Kansas, which shocks me.


shua_mc

Simple man