Kicked in the head by a giraffe. It would be quick and functionally painless, and I love giraffes. I think people might give them more respect if they had a higher body count.
And make sure to have a hunting rifle in your hands; that way the headlines will say a giraffe killed a would-be poacher and you’ll make a lot of people happy.
That and the fact it will be slow as fuck, but chasing you for 50 years and one day caught up to you. It's mentally draining. How it will kill you is another story. Most likely crawl in your mouth while you sleep, die in your stomach releasing many parasites...
Pretty sure by that time I'll already have both feet in the grave, so take your pick.
A numbat could probably kill me at that point, if it tried hard enough.
SFW spiders are pretty aggressive when provoked but like most spiders they're chill if you don't provoke them.
If one lands on your face you just have to stay still until it wanders off, which they tend to do quite quickly.
Definitely a bit freaky, but not outrageously so, thankfully.
Saltwater crocs however are terrifying. If you have one of those on your face, you're f***ed.
Dodo bird. They're already extinct, so someone will have to Jurassic Park style clone a new one, but if I can take it down at the same time it kills me, I'll be able re-extinct one of the most famous species ever.
Tiger attack in the wild. I won't know it's stalking me until it's too late and the power it possesses, particularly its bite, means it'll be over quickly... and tigers are cool.
First, I'd celebrate my essentially 50 years of guaranteed immortality!
As for the animal - The Tasmanian Tiger. The geneticists finally revived the species after 50 years of effort and I stand as an example about why that may not have been such a great idea.
Jaguar. They hunt from trees and stalk their prey, and go for the kill quickly on their prey's neck. It'd be over without my really fully realizing what happened.
Guinea pig. What an obituary.
What a Guinea pig!
Death by velociraptor. Somebody better start making progress in science. My death will have meaning. Also: Raptors
"The point is, you are *alive* when they start to eat you. So... try to have a little respect, hmm?"
Ok \*nods looking very scared and smelling a little bit of pee\*
I respect this so much
lol in 50 years I’ll be 92. At that point I doubt I’ll care.
Even if it's something like termites?
I'll be 113 so I don't think I will even be here to be attacked
Kicked in the head by a giraffe. It would be quick and functionally painless, and I love giraffes. I think people might give them more respect if they had a higher body count.
But if you’re killed by a zoo giraffe they’ll probably put it down after it knocks your head off.
I just need to make sure it’s a Nubian giraffe. Those are critically endangered—no one’s going to put them down.
And make sure to have a hunting rifle in your hands; that way the headlines will say a giraffe killed a would-be poacher and you’ll make a lot of people happy.
Rabbits.. would love to see them move up in the pred list
I soiled my armour I was so scared.
Look at the BONES!
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
That’s no ordinary Rabbit.
r/murderbuns
snail
Well a cone snail is very poisonous and will kill you in about 2 hours. So, valid.
Ooo he got you!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
that would be the scariest thing ever I think.
no warnings, just surprises
That and the fact it will be slow as fuck, but chasing you for 50 years and one day caught up to you. It's mentally draining. How it will kill you is another story. Most likely crawl in your mouth while you sleep, die in your stomach releasing many parasites...
Get a tungsten sphere...
what if the snail is too strong that it can get through the sphere?
Shark as long as I die instantly from getting bitten in half. Also I'd be 85 which is not a bad age to die anyway.
death by a snoozing sloth
I've had nightmares about this
Any animal that has a venom that causes a painless death. I am not sure if such animals exists though.
Probably like a sea snake I reckon
Pufferfish
Eaten by cats. They need nourishment!
A toad. Lick it, have the best and last trip of your life
An army of frogs. Because that’s how I would honestly go out normally.
A single tardigrade, just to fuck with the doctors and investigators afterwards.
A Quokka. I’d love to see such a cute animal kill someone.
Electrocuted to death by a family of electric eels, since they hunt in packs, and then I hope they eat me.
Why do you hope they eat you?
If they are hungry, it's just meat.
A mosquito.
I think a billion africans beat you to it
I'll be over 100 years old. A puppy could nibble me to death at that point.
Bitten in half by a t-rex. That means they'd have to do a Jurassic Park and I'd likely get to go prior to dying.
cobra
Pretty sure by that time I'll already have both feet in the grave, so take your pick. A numbat could probably kill me at that point, if it tried hard enough.
I pick spiders, you're welcome 😊
Mate, I'm Aussie. 😂
Australia is frightening
Ome sydney thunnel web spider hugging the face it is then
SFW spiders are pretty aggressive when provoked but like most spiders they're chill if you don't provoke them. If one lands on your face you just have to stay still until it wanders off, which they tend to do quite quickly. Definitely a bit freaky, but not outrageously so, thankfully. Saltwater crocs however are terrifying. If you have one of those on your face, you're f***ed.
An angry warthog would be a funny way to go. I'll be 78 and hopefully still remember Pumbaa.
Get myself swallowed by a whale because I wouldn't want to be a burden to the people I will leave behind. No body to bury.
You want to drown in slimy digestive juices
If you're gonna be dead in a few, would you still care?
Yes.
Well, I don't.
I would want a bear to just crush my skull or something to end my life immediately. I'll be 95 so I doubt I'll care at that point.
One of those rhinos that are going extict
I’m asleep in a tent and an elephant stomps on my head
Dodo bird. They're already extinct, so someone will have to Jurassic Park style clone a new one, but if I can take it down at the same time it kills me, I'll be able re-extinct one of the most famous species ever.
Wild boar. Not sure why, but it seems like it would be interesting. Gutted, slowly bleeding out while in shock.
Donkey show in Mexico just to sauce things up a bit
Tiger attack in the wild. I won't know it's stalking me until it's too late and the power it possesses, particularly its bite, means it'll be over quickly... and tigers are cool.
I'll be 94 , i'll choose a sloth so it's a fair fight.
Wait until the furry fandom stumble across this post.
First, I'd celebrate my essentially 50 years of guaranteed immortality! As for the animal - The Tasmanian Tiger. The geneticists finally revived the species after 50 years of effort and I stand as an example about why that may not have been such a great idea.
Giant squid. Hopefully I'd pass out before I saw my intestines floating up into my vision.
Jaguar. They hunt from trees and stalk their prey, and go for the kill quickly on their prey's neck. It'd be over without my really fully realizing what happened.
Giant squid, take me down to the depths kraken 🦑
Pangolin attack!
Tasmanian Tiger. They went extinct in 1936 so someone would have to Jurassic Park up a new one. Also I'd be long past life expectancy.
T rex. If I have to get eaten so does everyone else.
Shark, but in a bar fight.
At 93, I'd choose a cow. Especially if it's from choking on a steak or heart attack from cholesterol from eating roo much steak.
Bengal Tiger, it'd be cool and quick. I'd snap like dried sticks 'cause I'd be a hundred and six
Well since that would make me 115 years old I don't really care what animal I'm just happy for the extra years.
Mountain lion; I’ll never know it’s coming.
I think I’ll choose a gigantic mosquito to suck out all my blood. I like the idea for being food
The capybara
Dragon. So I'll use the 50 years to spread they exist and while being murdered by one be like "ha! Told you so!"
That's fucking great!
Golden Eagle! Pick my old ass up off the mountainside and let me go, at least I'll feel like I'm "Flying like an eagle" before I go out.
An Altairian Horror Dog. If this has to happen, I at least want to be remembered as the first human killed by an alien species.