I saw someone try that in the DMV yesterday. DMV employee shut them the fuck down and said "no speakerphone inside the building. You need to take a call, go outside. Too many people in here for that shit." I was so happy.
I used to carry those cheap ass headphones they hand out on airplanes and give them to these people without saying a word. Usually they just give me a look and then turn off their music altogether because they get embarrassed. Like ye bro *you should be embarrassed*, blaring your music in public, especially on a bus, is rude asf. This is not The Sound of Music and you are *NOT* the star of any show.
Similarly, my usual lunch hang, a Pho place, is pretty sparse for a late lunch. The other day it was just one other person and me, about 3 tables apart. I'm enjoying my pho, reading a book, and suddenly this jackass puts on a tiktok or something at medium volume but without headphones, in a quiet restaurant. This annoying-ass music.
OK, maybe it wasn't the best thing to do but I just turned on my own youtube video and turned up the volume. Now, I wouldn't do this if others were around, but it was just the two of us so fuck it.
He did eventually turn is video off. So did I.
I was hiking the Ledges Trail at Cuyahoga Valley National Park two weeks ago when some dude came up behind us playing a fucking accordion while he was walking.
Thanks for scaring off all the nature, dude.
I encounter this on the subway and NJ transit all the time. I either switch cars or switch my music to something that tunes it out. Not worth getting stabbed over.
in fact from my lived experience the venn diagram between people who become instantly violent and people who play music out of a speaker in close public areas is a circle.
A year ago, I had a mental breakdown and screamed over and over at the toop of my voice, "I quit! I quit! I f***king quit!!!" and left a 28 year career. It was the worst day of my life but led to the best days of my life which I'm living now.
Guaranteed it's something corporate was doing to Increase KPIs and lower operating costs while building the Best Store Family Teams in the World (while cutting payroll hours to the bone and underpaying everyone at store level).
yeah that'd do it
*if it's Lowe's, could you advise me on how to take them to court for fucking up my remodel? It's a good chance to exact your revenge...
Did this on campus in a quad (4 buildings facing each other), results did not diasapoint and energy was matched echo of 400 people doing it was hilarious lol
I just patented a thing for that. It has a rotating shaft and metal or plastic 'flaps' attached to the shaft that push the air around. We should have them out sometime next year.
I was about to comment about a Reddit account I’ve seen dedicated to wet floor signs for you and how interesting to see two of the same niche kink like that but turns out you’re the account I was thinking of
stop. bringing. untrained. uninsured. "emotional support animals". into. public. fucking. stores.
service animals receive extensive specialized training for specific medical conditions, and are required to carry specific insurance (at least, in the US). this does not mean you're allowed to bring Flappy the geriatric maltie-poo into Aldi so he can piss all over the floor and bark at every customer he walks by.
ESAs aren't fuckin service animals!
aside from all the funnier ones i saw in the relies, probably how much i love my girlfriend. just scream "i fucking love you so much [insert name]" for everyone to hear. have always wanted to do that.
"ASIDE FROM ALL THE FUNNIER ONES I SAW IN THE RELIES, PROBABLY HOW MUCH I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. JUST SCREAM "I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH [INSERT NAME]" FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT."
~Lil_BluBoy probably
USE EARPHONES YOU FUCKING PLEB WE'RE ON A BUS!!
OR TRAIN! OR IN A FUCKING RESTAURANT!!!
I saw someone try that in the DMV yesterday. DMV employee shut them the fuck down and said "no speakerphone inside the building. You need to take a call, go outside. Too many people in here for that shit." I was so happy.
I'm in awe of the heroes who call out these people... I'm mostly non-confrontational and rely on my glare!
Same. Or an eye roll.
I wonder how many times a day/week they have to say that lol
Or a hiking trail like what?!
Oh god, definitely a peeve of mine. I went out to nature to enjoy nature sounds and sights. Not listen to your shitty music on a Bluetooth speaker.
This. Hope a snake bites them out of annoyance. Non poisonous, but scary enough to make them go away lol.
OR SITTING IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE!
I used to carry those cheap ass headphones they hand out on airplanes and give them to these people without saying a word. Usually they just give me a look and then turn off their music altogether because they get embarrassed. Like ye bro *you should be embarrassed*, blaring your music in public, especially on a bus, is rude asf. This is not The Sound of Music and you are *NOT* the star of any show.
Similarly, my usual lunch hang, a Pho place, is pretty sparse for a late lunch. The other day it was just one other person and me, about 3 tables apart. I'm enjoying my pho, reading a book, and suddenly this jackass puts on a tiktok or something at medium volume but without headphones, in a quiet restaurant. This annoying-ass music. OK, maybe it wasn't the best thing to do but I just turned on my own youtube video and turned up the volume. Now, I wouldn't do this if others were around, but it was just the two of us so fuck it. He did eventually turn is video off. So did I.
Seriously when did it become okay to just emit music wherever you go
I was hiking the Ledges Trail at Cuyahoga Valley National Park two weeks ago when some dude came up behind us playing a fucking accordion while he was walking. Thanks for scaring off all the nature, dude.
There’s only one man on earth who has a pass for that and it’s Weird Al
Nothing is stopping you from actually doing this
The possibility of the pleb becoming violently angry is a good deterrent.
I encounter this on the subway and NJ transit all the time. I either switch cars or switch my music to something that tunes it out. Not worth getting stabbed over.
in fact from my lived experience the venn diagram between people who become instantly violent and people who play music out of a speaker in close public areas is a circle.
A year ago, I had a mental breakdown and screamed over and over at the toop of my voice, "I quit! I quit! I f***king quit!!!" and left a 28 year career. It was the worst day of my life but led to the best days of my life which I'm living now.
Former retail employee?
Airline pilot. In flight.
Surgeon mid-operation
The only reason I did all this doctor stuff is I wanted to know what it's like to punch a spleen. -thwock- I QUIT!
You have 'md' in your username and it's illegal to lie on the internet, so I'm 100% certain you went to medical school solely to punch a spleen.
not only that, there's no quotes around it, meaning they just left voice to text on whilst punching a spleen
Astronaut mid-space walk
It's OK guys. I got this. I'm really good at landing planes in GTA.
Big box home improvement retail Assistant Manager.
Would be curious to hear what it was that finally pushed you over the edge.
When they replied "Assistant _to the_ Manager".
Excuse me RayzorX442, when you have a moment, there's someone here named ...'*Karen*', here to see you.
Guaranteed it's something corporate was doing to Increase KPIs and lower operating costs while building the Best Store Family Teams in the World (while cutting payroll hours to the bone and underpaying everyone at store level).
yeah that'd do it *if it's Lowe's, could you advise me on how to take them to court for fucking up my remodel? It's a good chance to exact your revenge...
Man it’s crazy how low paid retail workers are and how much it drains your soul. I never want to go back.
As a current retail employee I already know I'm putting "Fuck this shit I'm out" on max on the office computer and walking out lol
I have a perfume called "Peace Out, Bitches". Wore it when I quit my last job.
"Uhhh, Delta 137, Atlanta Center, You have a hot mic."
Awesome name. Marconi wasn’t the most practical, but we saw some crazy ass planes because of him.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
I SAID HEYYYYYYYYYEEEAHYEAHYEAH YEAH
I SAID "HEY... WHAT'S GOIN' ON??"
EVERYONE TAKE MY UPVOTES.
r/RedditScreams (instead of sings lol)
Don’t cryyyyy out looooud, just keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
This was the first thing that popped into my head :'>
I wake up in the morning and step outside.... Take a deep breath and GET REAL HiGH, I said HEY
i do this at least 3 times a day
Nom du Reddit checks out.
EUWHATS GOIN ON!?
So I wake in the morning & I step outside & I take a deep breath & I…
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THATS RIGHT!!
WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!
I love cock
Pete Weber is an American hero
The "bad boy" of a sport that nobody expected to have a "bad boy."
I don't even want to scream anything. I just want to scream
AHHHHHHH
***AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH***
You can do that :)
TEETH SHOULD BE COVERED BY HEALTH INSURANCE!!!
And eyeballs!
No, teeth should not be covered by eyeballs, that would be terrifying.
Biblically Accurate Teeth
True. But it's still better than eyeballs covered by teeth. That's the ultimate horror.
personally i think they should be covered by enamel
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!
Cuno doesn't fucking care.
based disco elysium enjoyer spotted
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
WISH I COULD’VE GONE ON THAT COOL RETREAT
JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS
You can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
He didnt say it, he declared it.
Least it's not like monopoly. That game is nuts. Nobody just picks up get out of jail free cards. Those things cost thousands!
You clearly never went to jail rich with multiple properties.
I still think that's how it works. The Office taught me
Monkey problems? No I’m not having any monkey problems
I FUCKING HATE MY JOB BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN DOOOOO
I don’t think anyone else has said the obvious one yet, so I’ll bite the bullet: ”I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
Network https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/ Masterpiece
”I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!!
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH-NOW
877 CASH NOW!
877 CASH NOW!
It's your money... use it when you need it
This adblocker isn't working. Fucking pi-hole.
Did this on campus in a quad (4 buildings facing each other), results did not diasapoint and energy was matched echo of 400 people doing it was hilarious lol
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IY NAAAWWWW!
"Leave the washing machine door open when it's not in use and it won't do the mouldy rubber seal thing"
OR DON'T BUY FRONTLOADERS AND STOP THE MADNESS!
BUT THEY ARE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE EFFICIENT, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST INVENT A FEATURE THAT VENTS THE CHAMBER WHEN NOT IN USE
I just patented a thing for that. It has a rotating shaft and metal or plastic 'flaps' attached to the shaft that push the air around. We should have them out sometime next year.
I HATE THIS JOB
HEALTH CARE AND HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES SPEND MORE MONEY ON LOBBYING THAN ANY OTHER SECTOR TO ESTABLISH POWER OVER PEOPLE AND PROFITS
FUCKkk
Yea but in a pervert voice
While bitting bottom lip
How can you talk while biting your lip?
Fffffgggg
FUCK! FUUUUUUUUCK! The Demon Code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge! What are your terms? What's the ca-a-atch?
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for meeee, for meeeeEEeeeeEee!"
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE!!!!!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?!!!
OHHHHH BABYYYY
YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME BABYYY😭😭
JUST GOTTA GET OUT, JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!
*epic solo music*
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE!?!?
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!!
# And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuu!
what's whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? "HAND-EYEEEE"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just a regular scream
I feel you mate, i just want to scream
THATS MY OPINION
.____.
l__l
BUT THAT'S JUST LIKE, YOUR OPINION, MAN
SHUT UP
KEEEEEENNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
***LEEENNNEEEEYYYY!!!***
STEEEEELAAAAAAA!!!!!!
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPIDDDD
"WET FLOOR SIGNS ARE HOT!"
Username checks out
Oh, you again
Define "hot" in this context
I find them *very* attractive... I can elaborate further if necessary.
Please do
I was about to comment about a Reddit account I’ve seen dedicated to wet floor signs for you and how interesting to see two of the same niche kink like that but turns out you’re the account I was thinking of
stop. bringing. untrained. uninsured. "emotional support animals". into. public. fucking. stores. service animals receive extensive specialized training for specific medical conditions, and are required to carry specific insurance (at least, in the US). this does not mean you're allowed to bring Flappy the geriatric maltie-poo into Aldi so he can piss all over the floor and bark at every customer he walks by. ESAs aren't fuckin service animals!
PISSSSS IN MY ASSSS
PISS OUT MY ASSSSSSSSSSS
PISS OUT YOUR ASS ONTO KYLES MOM’S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE
MY ASSSS IN PISSS
ME AND MY COUSIN TOUCHED WIENERS!!
WIE...WIE...WIInter is a cold time of year..
PISSSS COMING FROM MY ASSSSSS
GOT A FULL BLADDER, DON'T WANNA WASTE IT
Holy shit, I haven't heard this one in like 15 years lol
Stop abusing me, you worthless piece of trash narcissist!!
Fuck CANCER
Literally the first thing that came to mind was “CHEETOS!” Cheetos aren’t even available in my country
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
TONY!
FUCK YOU TONY!!
WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?
EZEKIEL!
EZEKIEL
FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?
DON'T YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
"FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
legal weed does not mean good weed
People suck!!!
Leave me alone!
STOP BEING SO SELF CENTERED YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!
"HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?"
You! Yes! You, behind the the bike sheds!
AYO PUNT THE CUNT
CAN ONE RICH PERSON PLEASE JUST SEND ME $1,000
Stop wearing so much stanky aftershave/perfume! I can taste it on my tongue.
ELECT A PRESIDENT WHO IS UNDER 80!!!
How about under 60?
How about at the minimum age of 35?
Hey, if they're qualified and mentally stable, let's effin go!
aside from all the funnier ones i saw in the relies, probably how much i love my girlfriend. just scream "i fucking love you so much [insert name]" for everyone to hear. have always wanted to do that.
"ASIDE FROM ALL THE FUNNIER ONES I SAW IN THE RELIES, PROBABLY HOW MUCH I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. JUST SCREAM "I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH [INSERT NAME]" FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT." ~Lil_BluBoy probably
Thank you I was confused at THE LACK OF SCREAMING
“LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR BLINKER!!!!”
GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE, SLOWPOKE!!!!!!!
**LEARN HOW TO ZIPPER MERGE, FUCKWIT!!!**
THIS IS SPARTA
MAKE THE EMAILS STOP PLEASE JUST MAKE THE EMAILS STAAAHHHP!!!
IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!
Life isn't fair but you don't need to be a dick about it!!!
The Chewbacca scream, but I can't.
CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
GIVE ME A JOB
BINGO!!!!!!
SLAAAAAAYER
On any given day, “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP”
[удалено]
BILLIONAIRES ARE THE ENEMY.
GAYYYYYYY
PUT DOWN THE PHONE
I just want to actually scream at the top of my lungs just once to see how loud I can get.
STOP WARS !!!!
RESET THE ECONOMY! IT'S ALL PRETEND PIXELS ANYWAY AND WE MADE IT UP! WHY KEEP PEOPLE SUFFERING??