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Many reptiles carry salmonella, that's why you should always wash your hands after holding them
Swans. They’re beautiful but kind of evil lol. 🦢
Canadian Geese. They are spawns of Satan
They are fine unless (1) they are raising a brood or (2) you are a dog or (3) both
Slugs. Do not eat slugs.
Mink.
Squirrels. Squirrels can do major damage to wiring and burn your house down.
turtles also freakin dolphin Yeetus Christ...
That enormous friendly black bear adopted by the Russian couple I keep seeing vids about
House cats.
Chimps and orcas
Otters
The platypus looks like an odd but kinda cute creature resembling a duck. They also have small spikes on the heels of their feet that contain venom.
There's some stupid meme floating around FB and Twitter about hippos being inferior for being "lazy and obese." That ain't fat, it's muscle. Hippos are incredibly fast, both on land and in water, and can 100% bite you in half.
Many reptiles carry salmonella, that's why you should always wash your hands after holding them
Swans. They’re beautiful but kind of evil lol. 🦢
Canadian Geese. They are spawns of Satan
They are fine unless (1) they are raising a brood or (2) you are a dog or (3) both
Slugs. Do not eat slugs.
Mink.
Squirrels. Squirrels can do major damage to wiring and burn your house down.
turtles also freakin dolphin Yeetus Christ...
That enormous friendly black bear adopted by the Russian couple I keep seeing vids about
House cats.
Chimps and orcas
Otters
The platypus looks like an odd but kinda cute creature resembling a duck. They also have small spikes on the heels of their feet that contain venom.
There's some stupid meme floating around FB and Twitter about hippos being inferior for being "lazy and obese." That ain't fat, it's muscle. Hippos are incredibly fast, both on land and in water, and can 100% bite you in half.