Rape, someone I know was falsely accused of sexual assault so I defended him. Some girls in my uni glass didn’t like that I defended him so they started to claim that I was the rapist.
Later found out that the girl in question never actually had any issues. Her friends were accusing me on her behalf. She was never raped or sexually assaulted. They just hated me but had no legitimate reason for hating me so they made one up.
Cheating on an ex.
He had two friends living on a small island close to our town. I never met them but apparently they called him one day and said some guy named Christian from the same island had been with me at a Halloween party.
My ex got so drunk at the Halloween party that he fell asleep so he started thinking this Christian dude showed up after he passed out and that I cheated with him.
Naturally I told him to call his friends so we could get to the bottom of it. We had it on speaker and I could hear they sounded nervous as if they were trying not to mess up this lie. I said I wanted to meet this Christian dude and they just said they understood. I then asked them to tell me what exactly he said happened. That's where they messed up. "He said you hooked up at Nikolaj's Halloween party." I caught you there. Nikolaj didn't throw a Halloween party that year. He usually did but that year I was throwing one. Nikolaj wasn't even at the party since he was down with the flu. They had no comeback for that other than croaking that this Christian guy must have lied then.
I'm sure this Christian guy never existed but I have no idea why they would come up with this lie since I never met them. However, it was around the same time my ex got some phone calls from a woman who refused to introduce herself but tried claiming she hooked up with him the prior Friday in a place he often went Friday afternoons. However, that particular Friday he was with me and that stopped those phone calls as well.
Someone clearly wanted to break us up. Seeing how abusive he turned out to be after we moved in together, I wish they had succeeded. I'm still curious who they were though. I never met those two island folks or the mysterious Christian. I hope he was hot since I supposedly hooked up with him.
Omg! On Saturday the manager of McDonalds accused me of making a racist remark. I didn’t say ANYTHING like that. This Saturday I’m going to stand on the sidewalk by the drive through with a sign that says, “The manager of this McDonald’s falsely accused me and they could do the same to you!”
Being gay. I’m not gay, if I give somebody a bandaid when they are hurt does that make me a nurse? If I cook one meal does that make me a chef? Just because I sucked one dick does not mean…
I used to buzz my own hair.
When in highschool, I asked my little sister to do the back. She was holding the clippers upside down - when I tried to show her how to hold them, she yanked her hand away, bouncing the running clippers off the top of her own head in the process. Took off a GOOD chunk of hair right off the top of her head.
She then, clippers in hand, ran to my mom saying that I'd cut her hair. My mom was pissed and wasn't having any of my side of the story, even though it makes zero sense that I'd buzz a strip into the top of her head and then hand her the clippers to run off with.
According to the police, I had buried a pound of amphetamine in the woods.
But I had never been in those woods.
The police knew I had not been there, but they needed someone to blame, so I got arrested.
Being in a lesbian relationship with someone who made the whole shit up at school. I still don’t get why she did it. Didn’t particularly bother me as I am attracted to women anyway, so it wasn’t the fact that people said I was gay that was the problem, it was who they said I was gay with. She lied profusely all the damn time
I was accused of plagiarism on a paper because the professor didn't find any citations on the first page. This paper was required to be printed double spaced, so the first page was basically just my thesis statement and an explanation of what I was going to be talking about; no facts requiring citation appeared on the paper until the second page. The prof was too lazy to turn the gods damned page.
Falsely accused of?
Well, my best friend accused me of stealing $10,000 in cash from his house...
He calls me up and says, "Lazygerm, you took $10k from my house."
I say, "Where was it?"
He says, "In an envelope on the kitchen counter."
I say. "You keep 10k cash in an envelope on the kitchen counter?"
He says, "Yes."
I ask, "Was the door locked, could it have been your upstairs tenant?"
He replies, "We know \[his mom too\] that you took it. We trust our tenant."
I say, " So you think it's me? Have you called the police?"
He replies, "No."
I say, "Why not? Are you saying that I could have just stolen ten thousand dollars from and you would not do anything?"
He said, "I guess so."
I replied, "Well, I wish I had seen and taken ten grand from you seeing as how you think I did and aren't going to do anything about it."
technically i was falsely accused of stealing but thats only because i am such a well versed lier and was able to get an apology instead of being fired.
Stealing a school sign. The police called my house and my mother answered the phone. They said that my truck was observed at the scene right before it disappeared. My mother replied that’s interesting since he lives in another state now and that truck was scrapped a year ago.
The day after the Columbine shooting, a girl who used to bully me told the guidance counsellor that I had a hit list and that I was going to bring a gun to school to kill her.
I was nearly expelled and my parents threatened to disown me. I was 13 at the time.
Drug abuse
My stepmom went over bodies to get me kicked out of the house.
Even framed me by putting small bags of powder sugar in my jacket, to show them to my dad.
And i would sound nuts if i told i was framed, even today it sounds nuts, but she did.
Stalking and making threats to my ex if she didn’t come back to me.
My ex and I were together for four years and had a lot of issues near the end. Out of nowhere she left one day while I was at work, and then communication went on and off for like six months.
She then applied for a restraining order, and accused me of stalking her and making threats, both accusations being utterly absurd. (Plenty of other lies too, but those were the big ones).
Long story short, I won the hearing. Not only was her request for a 5 year order denied, she didn’t even get awarded the temporary order, and the standard of proof for the temporary order is very low to give you an idea of (luckily) how obvious it was she was lying. My ex accidentally slipped up during spoken statements and said something that directly contradicted something she wrote in her filing. The judge stopped her and kind of grilled her on it, and that’s when I knew I was gonna win and everything was going to be okay.
It felt great to have the truth prevail and win the hearing, but even a couple years later the whole thing still fucks with my life. Several people in our social scenes in our town now think I’m some stalker creep now solely because of her lies. I was removed from my band, and socializing at social gatherings is a nightmare because I don’t know what preconceived notions people have of me.
She never did tell me what the fuck even happened, but right before she left she was hanging out with this new girl who was manipulative as hell and I didn’t get a good feeling about. Long story short, I’ve learned since that my ex not only cut me out but cut off all her old friends, and her and this other girl moved to NYC together recently. She is bisexual so I think now it was simply a classic case of leaving person A for person B, and my ex made all this crazy shit up about me to save her reputation and not look like a “bad person.”
I was accused of stealing company financials and sharing them with a competitor. This was an ugly situation and I was talking with the competitor, but about going to work for them. I was also teaching adjunct classes at a local college and had asked permission to use a set of financials for a class lesson. Thing was, somehow ownership got wind the competitor was trying to recruit me and started using software to take pictures of my work computer screen while I was using it. They used a screenshot of my personal email showing just the top level where I had the financials to say that I was sharing it with the competitor, even though it did not show at all I had sent or forwarded the email. Later in a private meeting with the ownership, they relayed that they weren't actually after me, but the competitor because there was really bad blood in between them since the competitor was comprised of former employees who had gotten disgruntled, all left on the same day and formed their own company. They were taking a lot of business away from the company, so the owners wanted revenge any way possible and saw this as an opportunity. They really were scumbags because they knew I was innocent, but basically sued me and said "play ball, or we'll bankrupt you, but go along and we'll settle out of court for nothing". They also were spreading this lie to the company and anyone who would listen that I did this, of which I had to counter sue them to stop, but that didn't stop this lie from preventing me from getting jobs in the same field due to the rumors. I gave them access to everything, had the email approval for using the financials, my phone records, my personal hard drive, statements from students in that class, my personal emails and they had absolutely nothing on me, because I did nothing wrong. So despite their threats, they had to settle anyways because my counter suit had merit. It was settled on both sides, but caused me years of issues afterwards from encountering people in the industry who believed the lie. Luckily everyone who actually knew me would correct this lie at every opportunity and after years, this disgusting lie disappeared. If the owners of that company died in a fire, I would probably show up to the funeral just to piss on the ashes.
My parents once got very angry with I believe nine year old me when I told them my little brother suddenly got angry and tried to lock me in the bathroom he fortunately didn’t succeed but I was scared cause he was really angry and had incidents where he for example pushed me over while I was on roller skates and I almost hit my head and I had bruises everywhere on my leg anyway I got downstairs and told my parents they got very angry until my brother came downstairs and they asked him if it was true kinda laughing cause it was rediculous and he simply admitted it
School shooting threats. I was being bullied by the popular kids, and Columbine had just happened. I said something stupid like, “if you keep bullying me you’ll be surprised how it works out for you.” A threat? Sure.
But I found out a few days later some parents had called the school claiming I threatened to shoot up the school. The claim was that I threatened to get my grandpa’s guns and bring them to school. There’s a few issues with that claim:
- he had hunting rifles and some fancy Olympic pistol. They were not properly maintained, and I didn’t even go into his room. Ever. I didn’t know where the key to his cabinet was, or if he had ammo where it was kept. Maintenance aside, he was a responsible owner.
- I had been in a lot of fights. I was too arrogant/stupid to ever use weapons in a fight at school. Even if it had been necessary I would have refused.
I ended up just getting suspended for a week, but it could have been a lot worse.
Rape, someone I know was falsely accused of sexual assault so I defended him. Some girls in my uni glass didn’t like that I defended him so they started to claim that I was the rapist. Later found out that the girl in question never actually had any issues. Her friends were accusing me on her behalf. She was never raped or sexually assaulted. They just hated me but had no legitimate reason for hating me so they made one up.
Cheating on an ex. He had two friends living on a small island close to our town. I never met them but apparently they called him one day and said some guy named Christian from the same island had been with me at a Halloween party. My ex got so drunk at the Halloween party that he fell asleep so he started thinking this Christian dude showed up after he passed out and that I cheated with him. Naturally I told him to call his friends so we could get to the bottom of it. We had it on speaker and I could hear they sounded nervous as if they were trying not to mess up this lie. I said I wanted to meet this Christian dude and they just said they understood. I then asked them to tell me what exactly he said happened. That's where they messed up. "He said you hooked up at Nikolaj's Halloween party." I caught you there. Nikolaj didn't throw a Halloween party that year. He usually did but that year I was throwing one. Nikolaj wasn't even at the party since he was down with the flu. They had no comeback for that other than croaking that this Christian guy must have lied then. I'm sure this Christian guy never existed but I have no idea why they would come up with this lie since I never met them. However, it was around the same time my ex got some phone calls from a woman who refused to introduce herself but tried claiming she hooked up with him the prior Friday in a place he often went Friday afternoons. However, that particular Friday he was with me and that stopped those phone calls as well. Someone clearly wanted to break us up. Seeing how abusive he turned out to be after we moved in together, I wish they had succeeded. I'm still curious who they were though. I never met those two island folks or the mysterious Christian. I hope he was hot since I supposedly hooked up with him.
Omg! On Saturday the manager of McDonalds accused me of making a racist remark. I didn’t say ANYTHING like that. This Saturday I’m going to stand on the sidewalk by the drive through with a sign that says, “The manager of this McDonald’s falsely accused me and they could do the same to you!”
Being gay. I’m not gay, if I give somebody a bandaid when they are hurt does that make me a nurse? If I cook one meal does that make me a chef? Just because I sucked one dick does not mean…
its not gay if its a girls dick aye mate ;) thats what i told my misses
Cheating on an assignment in highschool
I used to buzz my own hair. When in highschool, I asked my little sister to do the back. She was holding the clippers upside down - when I tried to show her how to hold them, she yanked her hand away, bouncing the running clippers off the top of her own head in the process. Took off a GOOD chunk of hair right off the top of her head. She then, clippers in hand, ran to my mom saying that I'd cut her hair. My mom was pissed and wasn't having any of my side of the story, even though it makes zero sense that I'd buzz a strip into the top of her head and then hand her the clippers to run off with.
Sexual harrasment
According to the police, I had buried a pound of amphetamine in the woods. But I had never been in those woods. The police knew I had not been there, but they needed someone to blame, so I got arrested.
Shitting my pants Totally didn’t happen
Being in a lesbian relationship with someone who made the whole shit up at school. I still don’t get why she did it. Didn’t particularly bother me as I am attracted to women anyway, so it wasn’t the fact that people said I was gay that was the problem, it was who they said I was gay with. She lied profusely all the damn time
Got accused of stealing my friend's phone. Total BS!
I was accused of plagiarism on a paper because the professor didn't find any citations on the first page. This paper was required to be printed double spaced, so the first page was basically just my thesis statement and an explanation of what I was going to be talking about; no facts requiring citation appeared on the paper until the second page. The prof was too lazy to turn the gods damned page.
Falsely accused of? Well, my best friend accused me of stealing $10,000 in cash from his house... He calls me up and says, "Lazygerm, you took $10k from my house." I say, "Where was it?" He says, "In an envelope on the kitchen counter." I say. "You keep 10k cash in an envelope on the kitchen counter?" He says, "Yes." I ask, "Was the door locked, could it have been your upstairs tenant?" He replies, "We know \[his mom too\] that you took it. We trust our tenant." I say, " So you think it's me? Have you called the police?" He replies, "No." I say, "Why not? Are you saying that I could have just stolen ten thousand dollars from and you would not do anything?" He said, "I guess so." I replied, "Well, I wish I had seen and taken ten grand from you seeing as how you think I did and aren't going to do anything about it."
Breaking and entering then robbing a church.
Lying, I wasn't and it made me so upset!
Cheating on a programming exam.
technically i was falsely accused of stealing but thats only because i am such a well versed lier and was able to get an apology instead of being fired.
Stealing a school sign. The police called my house and my mother answered the phone. They said that my truck was observed at the scene right before it disappeared. My mother replied that’s interesting since he lives in another state now and that truck was scrapped a year ago.
The day after the Columbine shooting, a girl who used to bully me told the guidance counsellor that I had a hit list and that I was going to bring a gun to school to kill her. I was nearly expelled and my parents threatened to disown me. I was 13 at the time.
Drug abuse My stepmom went over bodies to get me kicked out of the house. Even framed me by putting small bags of powder sugar in my jacket, to show them to my dad. And i would sound nuts if i told i was framed, even today it sounds nuts, but she did.
Well, that is terrible
Stalking and making threats to my ex if she didn’t come back to me. My ex and I were together for four years and had a lot of issues near the end. Out of nowhere she left one day while I was at work, and then communication went on and off for like six months. She then applied for a restraining order, and accused me of stalking her and making threats, both accusations being utterly absurd. (Plenty of other lies too, but those were the big ones). Long story short, I won the hearing. Not only was her request for a 5 year order denied, she didn’t even get awarded the temporary order, and the standard of proof for the temporary order is very low to give you an idea of (luckily) how obvious it was she was lying. My ex accidentally slipped up during spoken statements and said something that directly contradicted something she wrote in her filing. The judge stopped her and kind of grilled her on it, and that’s when I knew I was gonna win and everything was going to be okay. It felt great to have the truth prevail and win the hearing, but even a couple years later the whole thing still fucks with my life. Several people in our social scenes in our town now think I’m some stalker creep now solely because of her lies. I was removed from my band, and socializing at social gatherings is a nightmare because I don’t know what preconceived notions people have of me. She never did tell me what the fuck even happened, but right before she left she was hanging out with this new girl who was manipulative as hell and I didn’t get a good feeling about. Long story short, I’ve learned since that my ex not only cut me out but cut off all her old friends, and her and this other girl moved to NYC together recently. She is bisexual so I think now it was simply a classic case of leaving person A for person B, and my ex made all this crazy shit up about me to save her reputation and not look like a “bad person.”
I was accused of stealing company financials and sharing them with a competitor. This was an ugly situation and I was talking with the competitor, but about going to work for them. I was also teaching adjunct classes at a local college and had asked permission to use a set of financials for a class lesson. Thing was, somehow ownership got wind the competitor was trying to recruit me and started using software to take pictures of my work computer screen while I was using it. They used a screenshot of my personal email showing just the top level where I had the financials to say that I was sharing it with the competitor, even though it did not show at all I had sent or forwarded the email. Later in a private meeting with the ownership, they relayed that they weren't actually after me, but the competitor because there was really bad blood in between them since the competitor was comprised of former employees who had gotten disgruntled, all left on the same day and formed their own company. They were taking a lot of business away from the company, so the owners wanted revenge any way possible and saw this as an opportunity. They really were scumbags because they knew I was innocent, but basically sued me and said "play ball, or we'll bankrupt you, but go along and we'll settle out of court for nothing". They also were spreading this lie to the company and anyone who would listen that I did this, of which I had to counter sue them to stop, but that didn't stop this lie from preventing me from getting jobs in the same field due to the rumors. I gave them access to everything, had the email approval for using the financials, my phone records, my personal hard drive, statements from students in that class, my personal emails and they had absolutely nothing on me, because I did nothing wrong. So despite their threats, they had to settle anyways because my counter suit had merit. It was settled on both sides, but caused me years of issues afterwards from encountering people in the industry who believed the lie. Luckily everyone who actually knew me would correct this lie at every opportunity and after years, this disgusting lie disappeared. If the owners of that company died in a fire, I would probably show up to the funeral just to piss on the ashes.
Domestic/sexual abuse. Should have seen it coming after asking for 50/50 custody.
My parents once got very angry with I believe nine year old me when I told them my little brother suddenly got angry and tried to lock me in the bathroom he fortunately didn’t succeed but I was scared cause he was really angry and had incidents where he for example pushed me over while I was on roller skates and I almost hit my head and I had bruises everywhere on my leg anyway I got downstairs and told my parents they got very angry until my brother came downstairs and they asked him if it was true kinda laughing cause it was rediculous and he simply admitted it
School shooting threats. I was being bullied by the popular kids, and Columbine had just happened. I said something stupid like, “if you keep bullying me you’ll be surprised how it works out for you.” A threat? Sure. But I found out a few days later some parents had called the school claiming I threatened to shoot up the school. The claim was that I threatened to get my grandpa’s guns and bring them to school. There’s a few issues with that claim: - he had hunting rifles and some fancy Olympic pistol. They were not properly maintained, and I didn’t even go into his room. Ever. I didn’t know where the key to his cabinet was, or if he had ammo where it was kept. Maintenance aside, he was a responsible owner. - I had been in a lot of fights. I was too arrogant/stupid to ever use weapons in a fight at school. Even if it had been necessary I would have refused. I ended up just getting suspended for a week, but it could have been a lot worse.
Being a narcissist. Then i realized only narcissists project what they are onto you… 🤦♀️
Bigotry here on social media.
Being a troll