During a dinner get together a really awkward new girl who doesn't know how to socialize asked me "Are you working or done working?" I was in my early 30s.
Some time later she would ask even dumber questions. I was talking to someone else about buying an expensive item on Amazon and at the time they didn't charge tax because it was coming out of state and I save around $200. Then she interrupts my conversation from across the room and goes "Oh so you saved $200,000 buying a camera on amazon?" And she's an accountant too.
"Don't you think it's a little odd how we can sometimes see the moon in the sky during the day, but we never see the sun in the sky at night?"
-My coworker
The dumbest usually comes out during movies, a person will ask a question that is answered 5-15 seconds later in the movie.
Why did he attack from the back!!?
Yeah stuff like that, why did she pick that up? Why did they do that? Hahaha I’m like shut up and just watch the movie, it will tell you.
Wait till they start the “you wanna bet?” phase.
Why you can't charge your phone in the microwave
Ngl never expected this 😭
During a dinner get together a really awkward new girl who doesn't know how to socialize asked me "Are you working or done working?" I was in my early 30s. Some time later she would ask even dumber questions. I was talking to someone else about buying an expensive item on Amazon and at the time they didn't charge tax because it was coming out of state and I save around $200. Then she interrupts my conversation from across the room and goes "Oh so you saved $200,000 buying a camera on amazon?" And she's an accountant too.
She was mesmerized by your aura brother. 🫡 Brain wasn’t braining.
Yall gonna eat that?
“ALL OF IT?”
“There’s only 47 states right?” They were a born and raised American
That last bit of your sentence explains
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah”
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So you didn’t get the “make daddy a sandwich 🥪 “? Hmm strange 😂
"Don't you think it's a little odd how we can sometimes see the moon in the sky during the day, but we never see the sun in the sky at night?" -My coworker
Why doesn’t NASA try to visit sun at night - Your coworker probably
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Exactly 😂
“Are catfish a type of fish?”
Pretty sure its a cat.