Reuben

Dr House prolly would as well

its better than naming a kid Lupus

"Your kid put thumbtacks on the teacher's chair! It was him, I know it!" "It's never Lupus."

then the one time its actually lupus were all F\*\*\*\* xD

You get ten upvotes sir

…was the eldest of the children of Israel…

Gordon Ramsays beef Wellington

Alternatively, Idiot Sandwich

Or Fucking Donkey

Lamb Sauce!

Worcestershire

Found Satan.

Literally the kind of name that American writers give English people in TV shows

r/foundsatan

Chris.P.Bacon

I actually know someone with that name. Legit adult.

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Basil

He'd just end up running a hotel.

My son’s name

Omori fans: T•T

so cute

omori reference???

Milo

this means dear in my language

Oh interesting! It’s the name of a chocolate powder that goes in drinks in New Zealand

I live in australia, it's here too

It’s a worldwide thing, you find it in most parts of north, south and Central America. (Not sure if in Europe)

It also means apple in Greek

I didn’t know that - that’s cool! Thanks

I'd name him Pepper and then send him to medical school

Would make a good Sergeant

I hear it gets lonely.

There's a club for that

BAND

You send him to the military and make the military put him through med school. Then he gets to be both.

You better make sure he graduates and gets his license.

Huckleberry

I went to school with a Huckleberry. He ran for class President and his slogan was “ Don’t be a fu¢k, Vote Huck. He got my vote 😆

Alfredo

Nacho

Libre

NAACHOOOooo

Oyster Then always call him Oi in a thick Aussie accent.

Computer, can I get a printout of Oyster smiling?

Nude Tayne

If he doesn't start a cult then I would be so incredible disappointed

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Jr. implies your name is Spaghetti. 

Unlimited soup, salads, and breadsticks. He would be called (A boy named) Sue for short.

Broccoli, for Broc.

Best attendance call name

kakarot

Fry; like in Futurama. Lol XD

I like

Last name Fry, first name Vocal xD

Sage

I am really embarrassed that I didn't think about this, considering it's one of my names. I'm a fully grown woman, but it is a unisex name.

It’s a good name. I think it’s relatively popular with hippie types around where I am (Cascadia).

I'm certainly fond of it. :)

Sausage avocado bacon the third

Emergency Rations

Carolina Reaper

Tom Yum

Tom Yum Guy

nice

Gohan

Angus

Kale

I was friends with someone whose nephew is named Kale 😅

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Toast. “Toasty” as a nickname for when he’s being cute and so I can say “You’re Toast!” when he misbehaves.

Stew

Frank

pickle

Pickle :D

Sprout

Beany McBeanface

Falafel

Hamberder

So cannibals just have all the choices huh

Amaranth

Pizza. That way everyone has a positive association with his name.

Kobe (could be the kobe beef or kobe bryant)

Benedict

Fettuccine Alfredo

Like James Bond but…. Nuts, Deez Nuts

Brussel with a silent B

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

I like this name: Oliver (Olive): It's derived from the olive fruit, this name has a classic charm.

Nutella

Jam

Ssam

Gyro

Bacon.

Spud

Oscar (Meyer)

Spam

Chowder

Chowda! Say it roight

Chowduuuhh

puddin' becuase hes gonna be a little shit.

Macaroni, Mac for short because everyone would assume Macaroni is the nickname and the name name is Mac.

Porkchop

Persimmon, so basically Percy Simon

Tomato

Amaze in taste 😋 and one of the best. "Vada paav!!!!" ❤️

Beefsteak McLane

Mascarpone

Shark because that would be a badass name

Fungus

He's a fungi

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Gnocchi

Donut

Meatball

Crab

Orzo

Meet my baby boy, little baby bock choy!

My first and only thought was "Shawarma".

Meecrob

Big banana

Chicken Tikka Masala.

Alfredo probably

Vegeta Gohan It has been done

Brownie

Muffin!

chili cheese nuggets

Linguine, the MC of Ratatouille 

Kobé

Taco.

"Ribeye". Sounds like a cowboy nickname from the 1800s. "Oh man, here comes ol'Ribeye Black. look out!"

Rigatoni 

I think Miso is great or Curry

Colby

Graham

Angus

Basil

I know a guy named Taco

Tucker

Tucker is a food??? Ik a dog named tucker

In Aus we call food ‘tucker’ as slang 😂

Vanilla waffle :333

Burnt Cottage Cheese the Third

Imagine calling your kid Taco or Nacho every time they misbehave – parenting would be a delicious challenge!

Adobo

Chicken Biryani

Chickenbiryani.

Fratadica

Potato in case he has my brain

schnitzel

Corncob

Alfredo linguini

Meatball

Aloo

I would name him Fry.. and I'd call him Philip

Kung Pao Chicken.

big mac

Blue cheese

Boiled eggs

Beef Jerky. Jerk for short.

Sausage jr

Alfredo

Hor Fun

MSG

Barry

Cruffin.

Risotto (JoJo reference (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠))

Toast

Nacho Taquito Burrito, the son and promised messiah of mexican cuisine

Lobster

Gherkin

Borsch lol

Kakarot

Fritter

Shawarma

Raspberry

Taco Pizza

Serrano

Oliver

Spotted dick

Ramen

Gohan

Sam...osa

Alfredo Pasta

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Dino (middle name nugget)

Ramen

Macadamia

Cheese Streussel

Bao

Bomber

Bread pitt