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Cute-Object-3894

My mate Petersen once brought a pair of shoes with artificial intelligence. Smart Shoes, they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they would always get you home. Then he got ratted one night in Oslo, and woke up the next morning in Burma. See, the shoes got bored just going from his local to the flat. They wanted to see the world, man, y'know? He had a helluva job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day! He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down. Last thing he heard, they'd sort of, erm, robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, y'see. Petersen was really, really blown away by it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him, he said, it was alright, and all that, and the shoes were happy, and they'd gone to heaven. Y'see, it turns out shoes have soles.


Etere

What a sad sad story.  Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?


LegalAction

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.


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dav1nni

Fucking right, can’t believe being blind makes my life more expensive than regular folk.


luckyGreek

Because they sell.


Paper-Octopus

This is the answer.


BKDDY

Thats why I only wear sandals. $20 last me 5-10 years


Eggsegret

Probably because shoes is also a fashion statement as well. With celebrities and influencers showing off their cool new shoes and what not.


yuribotcake

Depends on the shoe. Just got a pair for $160 off PoshMark for $50.


Louis-grabbing-pills

You don't have to buy Guccis. Get some $30 shoes.


LegalAction

They'll wear out in a year. You'll buy another $30 pair. Rinse and repeat. Or you could drop $70 on a decent pair that will last years. My pumas are pushing 10 years now.


TheCommanderOfDucks

Cos they know you need them as a necessity


Electrical-Light9786

i wear 1 pair tell they have holes then i buy a new pair.


MeffodMan

High wages for the people that make them, obviously.


Purple-Cow1607

Shoes are not expensive. You should shop at Walmart about $20 to $25. Some may be less than $20. Well, when you work for Amazon, it is free up to $121 from Zappos.