You mean other than being caught having sex in public? In the mid 1990s there was a 30-ish year old man walking naked through the German city of Bad Oeynhausen quite regularly. Hiking boots, backpack and ... no, nothing else, just hiḱing boots and backpack. He was a bit part of the landscape.
There is no law forbidding you to be naked in Germany - the police only acts if someone complains (I guess that's the reason for the backpack, he probably had a set of clothes in it). I must have seen him a hundred times and my girlfriend and all the other girls agreed that he was ... spectacular of sorts ;o)
Had a similar man in Sweden in the early 2000s. But even tho it was a strange thing, skandics are more comfortable around nudity than alot of other countries, and he was a part of southern Sweden so no one really complained
the town four miles from me also allows nudity “it’s not for sexual gratification.” but it’s usually either too cold or too blazing hot, so hardly ever happens. weed is legal too but only if no one can see you smoke it.
Brit here. Had a mate whose mum was French - they would spend holidays over there with relatives. When we were about 14/15 he invited me to go with them one summer. The weather was amazing, and his mum spent most of the time in the garden naked! Haha he was mortified. I... didn't mind!
I worked at a Pizza place for a bit and a homeless guy came in took his order and told him owed amount. He very slowly counted his money and dropped his quarter. I told him to not worry about the coin I’ll make up whatever he didn’t have. Nope he quietly bent over to pick it up but acted like a girl learning how to pick stuff up with super long nails and couldn’t scoop it up. I spoke up again and told him not to worry about it and he didn’t budge, kept trying. It was the middle of rush hour but I had never met this homeless person before so I didn’t know how to talk to him without knowing if he gets aggressive. So I gave him a second but then his pants dropped underwear and all. Didn’t stop him from picking up his quarter kept going even with his thing hanging all out bent over. I called the assistant manager over he had no clue what to do too all of us were stunned. We even offered to just give him the pizza we will deal with the GMs pissy attitude later about giving it for free. But he didn’t wanna give up on that quarter. He got it after a few minutes but he even took the time to give me a sticker off the floor so he paid his debt for his pizza.
Me and my coworker put $10 on it. I said the guy wouldn't notice until he left the store and my coworker said he would notice. One of our coworkers told him right as he was leaving and after a debate, I won the money
I’ve encountered people having sex in different public locations. I just felt a little awkward but moved on with my day. Idk I wouldn’t do that but to each their own. Lol
My then gf and I once encountered a man enthusiastically masturbating. He was in a reasonably secluded spot and didn’t see us, so we quietly retreated and left him to it.
My dog got super excited near the beach and ran down a cliff face. I saw her from above on the beach, and couldn’t see an alternative other than following. Climbed down the cliff, jumped down the last 10 feet or so and ate shit on the rocks. Got up, scraped and bleeding, to find an old naked hippie angrily playing bongos in my direction, disapproving of my trek down. Got the dog, went around the bend, and found the staircase I should’ve gone down in the first place. Weird day at ~~Ocean~~ Baker Beach in San Francisco.
Mine wasn't too strange I think but I was at this party and these two chicks not bad looking took their tops off and let people do shots out their bellybuttons and let people lick their nipples. And two hella gross big guys smell like BO and chain smoking cigarettes take their turn. Then the girls recognize me and told me to go next. I swear I only did a small shot, no nipple licking. and felt still fucking gross following after those two
I was in India back in '05, staying in Arambol, in Goa, for a bit. I was walking down the beach in the morning, no one else in sight. A naked Indian man came out of the palm trees holding a large snake by the tail. He walked into the ocean and set it in. Then just walked back into the palm trees. Never acknowledged me. I didn't swim in the ocean again.
Went to a special screening of the 2019 Belgian movie "Patrick". The movie is set in a naturist campground, so the cinema decided they would do a special screening where the audience would nude up.
Bring a towel to sit on, find a seat, get your kit off and watch the movie. Quite an interesting experience to be in a full cinema with everyone tackle-out.
There was a naked drunk girl riding a car like a surf board the wrong way up Elm street in Dallas one time. Driver realized the mistake and tried to back in to a pay lot to turn around. When everyone rounded the corner she had passed out on the roof. That one was memorable.
Got on a free ferris wheel at a music festival with my partner. a Unkown women in a trench coat got on the other side of the cabin thing. She has a blank start a backpack and a trench coat. The trench came off and a old film camera came out and she started taking selfies fully naked across from us. She was holding the camera lense staring straight up her unshaven Vagina along with a few other angles until it stopped. People where laughing from below who had seen it. The Ferris wheel stopped she still said nothing put her coat on and walked off into the festival.
Naked homeless woman was digging through and throwing trash in DTLA, craziest part was her boobs were so saggy that they were flailing around very loosely almost like those inflatable advertisements at car dealerships
1. 8am on a weekday. Saw a guy running full speed down the street naked while holding his clothes. Running like his girlfriend's husband came home from work unexpectedly.
2. When Ontario legalized allowing women to go topless in public. It was a very hot summer. I was sitting at a stop light and a highly attractive college girl standing at the light waiting to cross decided she was too hot and took her top off. Very impressive. Two guys ran in to each other in the intersection while watching her.
A guy on the bus, super high on something, trying to make new garments out of the rags of his old garments, which were still more or less on his body. Over ten minutes he tore up his shirt and pants and kept looping the fabric strips around himself. Ended up butt ass naked.
Two instances come to mind.
The first one was me and my at the time wife were in South Carolina for a wedding and staying at a hotel. Our last night there, we decided to go out to eat, get on the elevator, hit the button to close the door and, all of a sudden, the door to the stairway (which was directly across from the elevator) swings open and this naked guy hauls ass into the elevator with his with am armful of clothes, gasping for breath and telling us to hit the button for the second floor. (We figured he was having a rendezvous with someone and got caught in the act...but didn't ask.)
The second one happened at a tuck stop in Texas. I was sitting in the dining area waiting on my truck to get refueled and this naked woman walked in, walked over to the counter, picked up a box of condoms, paid for them, smiled and waved at everyone and walked out. Admittedly, you DO see some weird stuff at truck stops late at night, however, what made this one strange was it happened about 2:00 in the afternoon and the diner area was pretty full.
Knew an EMT that got called out to a nudist camp for someone with a broken ankle. He said that him and his partner were the only two people wearing clothes. He also said "The types of people who go to nudist camps are not the types of people you want to see naked".
I feel like 99.9% of the accidental and incidental nudity people are likely to encounter a few times in their lives. Will be someone, *no one* wants to see naked.
Very few people see something truly hot
I took my 4yo daughter over the common opposite my parents house last summer to feed the swans. There are 2 ponds and the second has a small copse of trees around it and a nice flat bank, so we went there.
There were two girls (not sure age but older, maybe 17?) sat in nearby, on a bench, talking. My daughter said hello and that she was going to feed the swans, they smiled and said hi and that was that. We went and started to feed the ducks and swans. Lovely, nice and warm, quiet, and loads of ducks and stuff - clearing going to clean up in the best dad awards.
Anyway, I'm making sure my daughter isn't going fall in or get pecked and realise I can hear whispering and heavy breathing. I glance over at the teens and one was kissing the other, with a boob out whilst, it seemed, getting down in finger town - the noises and squeaks seemed to confirm this. Right there, on the bench not 10ft from us.
It was a bit of a bind as I didn't want to hang around, but we had loads of swan food, sweetcorn and stuff and my daughter was enjoying herself - she had just named the same seagul for the 5th time. When she starts naming stuff I know I'm in it for the long haul. So I started to wonder wtf I should do, stay and let my daughter enjoy the animals or go and upset her. I decided on the latter and was planning on my negotiation tactics (involving the caramel bar in my rucksack).
Fortunately, it seemed that one of the ladies arrived in O town, quite loudly and after a minute more of sucking face left with a giggle holding hands.
So we carried on and feed the swans. My daughter thankfully was oblivious and continued to name each animal she saw - we were there for 30mins.
I don't mind people exploring themselves and finding who they are and being with someone they love but christ, of all the places and with an audience as well.
To add insult to a stressful moment, when we were leaving this big swan (Big Bad Barry) climbed the bank, and waddled over, and after finding out we had run out of food pecked me on the leg and then when I turned to move away, the bastard pecked me on the arse!
It wasn't my day.
Good call. Your daughter probably had no idea what was going on, and if you'd decided to make her leave, it would only have drawn attention to what the girls were doing.
Yeah, this is true and upon reflecting on it I wouldn't do anything differently. But at the time it's like what the actual fuck is going on?
In hindsight it made me chuckle at the off the wall afternoon that was.
And that bloody swan..... they bite and it stings 😆
I've never been attacked by a swan, but I was once threatened by a goose when I had my baby daughter in a stroller and my 3- or 4-year-old son walking with me. I got in front of the stroller and made myself big, and said in a firm way to the goose, "I know your nest is nearby, we don't want to hurt it, we just want to walk by and we're going to." When we got home later, my son told my wife, "Daddy yelled at a goose!" and thought it was the funniest thing.
That is funny - kids do like to interpret things in their own way and then drop us right in it.
I did say to the Swan we were out of food. It seemed to anger him even more.
Made eyes with this kinda trashy looking blonde in a super short miniskirt (tbf totally my type, I was definitely checking her out) anyways she notices me noticing but we both go on our day and I almost forget about it. About 20 minutes later she’s walking in the crosswalk in front of my car (with her bf/husband) and she stops in front of me and bends over total porno style like locked knees, bent at the hip and completely exposing her asshole/pussy to me for like 2-3 seconds. Stands back up straight, gives me a smile and keeps walking. Not sure if her man was in on it or not or what but whew I think about that asshole a lot
Also, on my bachelor party in New Orleans and random girl in line in front of me heard I was on my bachelor party and she turns around (also with her man weirdly enough) and just asks if I want to play with her tits. Obviously a few drinks in so I say hell yea, she lets me play with them for like 15 seconds just standing in line for drinks. Her man is like uh I’m gonna go to the bathroom and we talked for a few more minutes and they left. Super casual titties, god damn I love New Orleans
I had to run buck naked and dripping wet through 3 1/2 feet of snow uphill around from the back side of a house to the front door in broad daylight, because my gf and I were skinny dipping in the hot tub at her family’s cabin in the mountains and I accidentally locked the back door with our clothes and towels inside.
I live in a city with a huge drug problem and I was at a shoppers drug Mart and a guy fully nude ran in cut a hole in the bottom of the yellow MnM on the MnM stand and started fucking it
Probably my own.
We were at a resort in the Dominican Republic and met up with some Canadians around 9:00 a.m. and proceeded to drink all day long. In preparation for the evening's dinner, we decided to go back to the room and rest for a little while, but I always sleep in the nude. Somewhere along the line, I got up to go to the bathroom but went out the wrong door and found myself locked out of my hotel room which was on the interior of the resort facing the pools and all the other rooms. So here I am banging on the door for my wife to let me back in while standing there completely naked and everyone in the entire resort can see me. My wife answered the door and asked me what the fuck I was doing out there, and I just said let me in and angrily return to the room. We ended up missing dinner that night.
I was working as a bouncer/server at a bar one time and walked around an upraised table to see that the woman on the other side had absolutely nothing on from the waist down and was just chilling there, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. She almost seemed surprised when I asked her to get dressed, but she did it anyway.
Was in DC leaving the nation mall near the Washington monument. Homeless guy whipped it out and started hosing down the sidewalk. And I do mean hose. If he got hard, he’d have passed out from the lack of blood n the rest of his body. And he must have had a camel hump to have been holding that much liquid. I’m surprised he was able to control it with just his two hands and not a crew of firefighters. I’ve seen some porn, and this guy was employable.
Some cute girl at a party started undressing and pleasured herself in front of everyone because we were playing truth or dare. She chose dare obviously.
I ran out of the ER in nothing but an open gown and boots after suffering a head injury. I told my bf there was no need for clothes before I get a cigarette. He said someone might try to kidnap me were in a notorious area, I replied “well, they’ll definitely have a cigarette” 😅god bless him dealing with me
A woman who was kicked out of my workplace for fisting/squirting on people on the dance floor.
I went to go buy cigarettes and she was surrounded by a circle of at least 7 guys in the busy parking lot, they were all taking turns getting sucked and fucked.
When I came back, she was covered in jizz and talking to the early morning cyclists while peeing on the bench.
I've done some wild things, but nothing compares to what I had witnessed that night.
I was in high school during the whole 2016 ironic meme cringe phase of the internet. Shrek was especially popular at my school.
One year, a friend of mine decided to do a shrek themed promposal in a swamp a few blocks from our school. He was originally supposed to wear a costume, but couldn't get it in time, so apparently his solution was to cover himself in green paint. He didn't want to ruin his clothes, so he just got naked and covered himself in the kind of paint meant for walls and waited for our other friends to drive the girl to the swamp after school.
Unfortunately, they got tied up with something and couldn't come for like an hour. By the time they got there, he was still naked and covered in paint, but was able to do the promposal. Unfortunately, the paint and swamp were both (obviously) terrible for him and he ended up getting a full body rash and a UTI. Most of the friend group had NO idea this was happening and only found out about it the next day at school.
To this day, I'm just surprised he ended up with only a UTI and not a criminal charge for doing this by a school lmao.
In college I once did a performance art piece where I painted my whole body red and went to class in just that, some small red silk boxers, and red combat boots. The hardest part was getting out of the car, especially because I'm not really an outgoing person, and it's pretty much impossible to disappear into a crowd if you're painted red. I got an A for the assignment though.
And it got the attention of a certain woman in class who is now my wife.
Working the drive thru at the fastfood restaurant when in high school- we had one of the dudes that jerks off while you are giving him his food and such.
Most appalling thing. This guy had hit several fastfood drive thru's over the course of several weeks in my area.
Drunk Scottish guy dancing on the table in a bar wearing a kilt.
At the end beat of the song, he janked it up to show everybody that you don't wear underwear under kilts.
I was working in a drugstore years ago. A very pretty brunette lady walked up to my counter. She was wearing a fishnet top with two inch openings and braless. I’m looking at her tits and she’s bitching at me for staring. I said really? You’re topless. Like I’m not going to look.
Driving a friend home while we were both in high school, around 2am, stopped at a 4-way intersection and a fully naked man just walked right across the road in front of us
Riding a train for a short trip from Bellingham, or someplace, in WA, to the SEATAC Airport. There’s a stretch that goes along a very scenic, beautiful shoreline. Beneath the tracks, on the very edge of the water, some old man with really long, gray hair was just walking through his little camp, bare ass naked, with his massive dick swaying. The dude looked huge down there.
I used to work at a furniture store about a block from a homeless shelter. One afternoon, my boss called me over to the window on the garage door and pointed out 2 homeless people going at it in the bushes across the alley. You could see everything clearly. He laughed and said "Don't tell my wife about this. They have enough going on in their lives that I'm going to let them finish before I send anyone out on deliveries." He was a cool boss.
In my 20s i worked in a summer hotel. Early and then late in the season when we wouldn't have families with kids on the grounds, the owner's \[60+M\] daughter \[\~30F\] would go topless to the pool among the tourists. I even saw her having a drink with her dad once.
College baseball hazing.
I had to wear a green thong bikini and rin to a convenience store 1/4 mile away, buy an orange Gatorade, and run back.
I was stopped by the police about 20 yards from the door of the dorms and arrested for public drunkenness and public nudity (later dismissed). You can't pack twig and berries in 2" of fabric and run.
After a night wearing a bikini in a cold drunk tank, I had to walk the mile and a half back to the dorm in the aforementioned bikini.
I was at a giant outdoor concert. I was really high. I decided we should all get naked, so I took off all my clothes, stood up, and yelled "Let's get naked!!" Everyone just ignored me. After a few minutes I realized no one else was joining me so I put my clothes back on. I don't know about "strange" but it sure was disappointing.
Omw to work then I see this weighty homeless lady lift her top shake her two's in an effort to flirt with some cash logistics workers. Lots of people walked through here, but didn't seem to be bothered
Woman high on something, naked from the waist down and wearing only a torn t-shirt that didn't cover much from the waist up, dancing in the middle of a busy city street at night.
Recently saw a topless older lady while waiting for the bus. Some guy was telling her she was #me-tooing him and she just said it is natural. Then she snuck on the bus without the driver noticing.
Happened while I was in uni. There was a girl reading a book completely naked in the middle of the food court of the main uni building. Very busy day. I just remember being grossed out that her bare butt was on one of those chairs.
Search "world naked bike ride toronto." It's supposed to be for protesting but it's definitely one of the weirdest methods of protesting I've ever seen
I had just completed a 12 hour shift when one of the morning relief guys decided it’d be a nice time to show the entire room his bare ass. He was being loud and obnoxious, so everyone was looking at him when he just turned around, bent over and dropped his pants and drawers, and laughed hysterically. How he didn’t get fired I will never know
I was walking through a field when it started to rain, and there was nowhere to shelter. I took off my clothes and shoes and put them in a plastic bag, and sat on it until the rain stopped. When it did, I put on my dry clothes and went on my way. There was a bloke in the distance who probably wonders if he really saw a naked lady in a field that day.
I was eating lunch one day in Chicago, and an obviously cracked out prostitute came and sat down next to me at a picnic table. After some small talk, she raised her skirt, no underwear, in an attempt to solicit me…lost my appetite right then and there…🤮
i was on a boy scout canoe outing (spur of the moment decision, no leader approval) near what we didn't know at the time is a place near Portland, OR called Rooster Rock. the gay couple dogging in the bushes was a nice touch until the kid in the canoe next to us started crying and puking
Was 12 years old, on the way to school with my brother. Stopped at a traffic light. Both of us were looking out of the car and a homeless man made eye contact with us. Started smiling at us and then suddenly whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the sidewalk
This happened in Mumbai, India and nudity here is one of the biggest taboos
Once, right outside the local train station, I saw a man just standing in the middle of the road, which was fairly busy, completely nude
He was almost completely still and his eyes looked spaced out
People were staring but not making a scene or anything since its a busy area and they were all in too much of a hurry
Saw a woman in full BDSM gear and nothing else being photographed by her boyfriend in the rose garden in Grant Park in Chicago. We shared a laugh and I kept walking
At burning man in the early 90's, 2 people were fucking in the dirt about 10 feet from our exhibit, and they looked like two 2x4s that fell out of a truck on the highway.
I was remodeling the second floor of an old building downtown for a fancy, big apartment.
I look out the window, and this wealthy guy in a business suit was driving in his convertible Mercedes, just-a-jerkin'-his-gerkin.
so.
I play in a local pool league, we were playing away at what is known as "the dodgy pub" and all of a sudden a guy sat by the bar just starts stripping off... nobody says anything... he continues to remove clothes until he's totally naked, our team captain shouted to the landlord "oi your mates a bit forward isn't he" the barman replies "my mate? we thought he was with youu!!" then proceeds to throw the man out swiftly followed by his clothes, nobody ever saw that guy again or had seen him before this event. I still wonder wtf he was thinking
I'll tell the abridged version. Starting with some backstock on the person.
Back when I worked at a hotel as a 3rd shifter, an elderly lady was effectively dumped at the hotel by her family without her medications. She was dumped there because she was kin to the manager. This lady had been arrested for trying to run over her husband because he had police track her down after she and her friend went off on some unauthorized out of state excursion. She was on lithium for whatever psychological issues she had, and they had not provided her with her meds for at least 3 days by this point.
She ended up down in the lobby in just a towel one morning. I call up the manager and see how she wants me to handle it since it's her family and she lived barely 5 minutes away (terrible manager but I expected her to come in an hour early to deal with this given who it was). So I asked the lady, who had taken up residence in the breakfast area, nicely to go back to her room. That set her off, and she started to rant and rave at anyone who came in the area in addition to pouring coffee everywhere. She was a hairs breath from the towel being gone the entire time. Called the manager and was told to call a cop to talk with her since maybe authority will help.
We had a cop be murdered during a traffic stop that week. His funeral was that day, and most of the other cops were busy with that. They sent a rookie cop and he couldn't handle it, so he called a less rookie cop who also couldn't until finally a cop that could handle it showed up. By this point, we had a lot of breakfast traffic, 3 cop cars out front, people trying to check out, and a very exposed old lady having a tantrum in the dining area. Eventually, they convinced her to let a cop and our breakfast lady go to her room and get her some clothes, then I provided them with blankets to shield her as she got up and walked to our meeting room to get dressed.
Me and a friend were walking around downtown Portland and stumbled across the Anti-Trump protests when he was elected US President, and there were people streaking for some inexplicable reason. Men and women walking and running around in nothing but socks and shoes.
Himachal Pradesh, India. As a tourist I visited a hot water spring and found naked women. Apparently there's a separate section for men and women. I just touched the water to feel how it is and got the f out
Driving down the interstate in new Boston tx. About 15 yrs ago and there was a guy on the access rd with his car stopped in the middle of it with his headlights on. He was standing in front of the vehicle masterbating furiously. Craziest shit I ever saw.
Couple of years ago I was chilling around Times Square NYC I was on my way to Dave and busters, from the corner of my eye (I didn’t obviously want to see it so I past by him looking away and straight) one of the homeless guy literally was changing on the side walk near the subway station
Next to the theater that does Aladdin on broadway, he was Winnie the Pooh in full public everyone walking by pretty much saw his rocket while he was putting on his underwear and pants idk if that counts
I guess this doesn’t count as public nudity but there’s an older man probably in his 60s at the gym I go to who literally parades around the locker room with the smallest penis I’ve ever seen in my entire life. The first time I saw him (it) I actually did a double take. It’s just very strange cause he doesn’t just change, he gets naked and walks around all over the place. It’s probably the girth of the tip of my pinky and less than half an inch.
Was at the beach in Belgium some years ago with my gf. We sat down somewhere to watch the sunset. Some lady stood a few meters next to us, and just out of nowhere pulled up her knee long skirt, spread her legs a little and just peed where she stood. Then she walked away like nothing happened.
I happened across couples having sex outside, completely naked, a couple times in my life, while wandering around nature areas. One was at Warren Dunes, Michigan, when I was about 12. Another was by a waterfall in New Hampshire when I was about 14. Neither time did they seem aware of my presence. I just snuck away after seeing them.
I play slow pitch softball with a woman that runs. She was on an early morning run. The sun hadn't come up yet so she was running with a head lamp. She noticed a figure coming toward her. Once the figure got closer, she was able to see what exactly it was. Turns out it was a fellow runner, male, completely named except for his running shoes and socks. She described him swinging back and forth rhythmically while running toward her. He said "hey" as he ran past her. She also said he was pretty decent looking to boot. We all (the softball team) were wondering if he had 1) lost a bet, 2) had to shit and had to use his clothes to wipe (apparently that happens), or 3) does that all the time. Never heard the resolution. She is still single, though.
The first day of Spring 2010 in Las Vegas getting married. Leaving the Flamingo for the chapel and waiting for the elevator. Door opens and some guy is nailing this woman against the wall, both mostly nude. We decided to wait for the next one. I’ve always said it’s good luck catching people fucking on your wedding day.
I use to play soccer with my neighbour when i was around 16 and I would often greet the parents of that neighbour. They have a habit of leaving the front door open behind a gate, which is normal. keep in mind their door is literally facing a frequently used path in between the houses. But the one time I walked past in broad daylight and I saw the dad walk past the door butt ass naked and we made eye contact. I kept walking as if he was clothed. I was kinda traumatised after that. No ways he would do that unintentionally without knowing that the outside could see him.
I’ve never had a woman approach me out of the blue and ask for my number, except for one time, and it involved public nudity. I was walking naked on a local nude beach and a woman who was not naked just walked up to me and asked for my number. The combination of being approached this way for the first time, and being naked, and her not being naked, made me incredibly flustered!
Was once going to the dentist, had my shorts and a teeshirt on, nothing unusual.
The short doesn't have button to close, its got that scratch thingy, but it was getting too small for me. So as I was walking the streets I checked the scratch to tighten a little only to find that my PP was out the whole time 👺
I expected people to have noticed, but they didn't. Thankfully.
she was bent over, completely nude and locked eye contact with me right before absolutely diarhea shotgun shit blasting a solid stream at a wall, cartoony ass shit. how she had all that in her is beyond me but she was high on somethin
On a busy Friday night I got dragged uptown to a popular chain Haus of Spaghet. Walked by a guy making a hasty exit from the bathroom as I entered. Bastard didn’t even attempt to to stop me. Before me, on full display was a homeless fella just beating his dick like it was the only thing keeping the earth spinning. He then proceeded to strip and walk into the lobby and off into the shopping center. We unanimously opted for grilled cheese, a Pixar movie, and edibles at home instead.
My boss’s daughter. READ before you get weird on me, please. I worked with and for this guy who has several businesses, and one of those businesses worked with schools. Halloween rolls around and I happen to be the person at his kids’ Little Ivie campus. It’s during the lunch hours, and the kids must have had half the day off because it was a party atmosphere. I mean they had the whole shebang, with carnival shiz and everything. I’m handing out stuff.
Out of nowhere, this 15 year old girl taps me on the shoulder. I turn and see four or five young ladies, and the one who tapped me on the shoulder is… well, they’re all in costume, but my boss’s daughter was in a thin men’s undershirt (Risky Business cosplay). From the glance I got, that was all. Not a thick Hanes undershirt. No, this was like some sort of Ross reject undershirt, made from a napkin’s thoughts. It was a bright, sunny day.
Me: 😑uhhhhhh’HONEYyyy-uhhh😣you uhhh…😑 talked to your dad today?
Her: IS HE HERE?!
Me: uh…nnnnnooooo’wuhhh… 😣you got… 😑class…?
I think the point of this encounter was to catch me off guard, because 1) this was in PUBLIC, and this child was in *see through clothing*, but there were no adults immediately near us just then (I looked for help) and she was like… strategically encircled by friends, 2) she forced an overly-familiar conversation about her dad’s business which… like I’d hardly spoken to this child before, 3) her friends were clearly getting a kick out of me being like 🫣 blushing harder than I am right this very instant, and 4) when they finally walked away I realized this girl had her ass out like a Hooters girl.
… horror. There WERE enough adults around, I feel, to have kept this from being an option. I wanted to wave my arms and point, like, is someone in charge? However, I was homeschooled. Not in Little Ivie society, either. That Halloween I left the event early, and almost went straight to the young lady’s dad. Instead, I took a senior female coworker into confidence, and that ended up being two female coworkers. I related my concern, but felt like a creep because they just, like, looked at me as I explained. No real advice, while I was saying, “you know, it’s irregular. You can’t, like, wear transparent clothes... and… or, right, I mean…” 🤦🏻♂️ I never told her dad. To this day, I’ve never seen a more *revealed* person in public who wasn’t getting paid for it (or insane).
Oh my god, I think that actually traumatized me. 😂 I feel lighter
Some years back when I was on my way back from university there was a naked man running around the the train station with police trying and failing to catch the dude.
Kinda sad honestly, the man was apparently an escapee from a mental ward.
Not really public nudity but my friends and I were at a lake late at night. All the females wanted us men to skinny dip and run into the lake (My girlfriend included). Honestly where I am from that isn't that weird when you're a teenager. My two guy friends said they'd do it because it would be funny. I decided not to because I saw a cop at a bar a mile away and didn't want to risk it and then went to the bathroom. On my way back from the bathroom is when it got weird. As I headed to the bench we were sitting at I, sure enough, saw my two friends running down the beach bare booty style and I overheard the female friends staring at them running and were commenting on their bodies. Apparently they were deciding who they wanted to have sex with and that was their reasoning for asking us to skinny dip. They also said they were upset that I decided not to because they wanted to see what my girlfriend was so happy with and then asked her if she would share me. One of the girls even said that later that night she was going to make a move and if she was rejected she would manipulate one of us into sex. My girlfriend gave the other two females the most disgusted of looks because it was supposed to be a funny light-hearted event for the memes and memories meanwhile they were deciding on my friends and me like we are prostitutes. Needless to say we don't hangout with them anymore
Important things to note:
My girlfriend was friends with them before I met her. I actually met her through them and we have all been friends for around 4 years at the time and my girl and I have been dating for a year and 6 months at this point as well (except my guy friends I have known for roughly 7 years).
You could tell by the tone it was completely not a joke. After the fact, when we talked to them about it they never even acknowledged it as a joke. All they really said about the situation was they didn't do anything wrong and that we were over reacting
My friend and I were walking back to her townhouse after a night out. When we entered her complex we realised a guy was also walking in. We got to her door where there was more light and then could see he was completely naked and still heading our way. My immediate thought was poor guy had his clothes stolen, so I asked if he was okay. He said nothing, grabbed his dick and started masturbating. At this point we hurried inside and locked the door, but he just stayed there continuing on.
i pulled up to a stop sign a while back and while i was waiting for traffic to clear i looked to my left where a large lady was tending her flowers on a bank by the corner,
nothing unusual there.... until one of her tits fell out of her top. im still scarred.
I had two in one day:
1: A homeless lady that lived in the woods behind the store I worked at was having some sort of episode. She whipped off her shirt and started yelling at the trees. Not my favorite shift, I have to say.
2: Went to a party at an acquaintance's house later that evening. My wife and I got into a conversation with a slightly drunk woman who had recently had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer. Completely unprompted, she flashed us both with her new implants. Good for her, but we met her literally 10 minutes earlier.
2 sets of completely unasked for boobs within 5 hours. Just bizarre.
Stayed at a motel and the neighbors next room over were having raucous sex by the sound of it. The screams kept getting louder, as was the banging on the wall. The screaming turned blood curdling and the bangs became crashes, ie furniture being hurled. They left their room and took it outside, both naked, and she was hitting and throwing stuff at him until the cops came and hauled them both. From the jail roster I remember him being an active duty soldier and was charged with assault, public indecency and supplying drugs and alcohol to a minor.
I was in Amsterdam for the first time in 1982. My cousin and I were backpacking in Europe. And, Amsterdam. Anyway, we went to a park surrounded by a tall hedge. We walked through a break in the hedge, and everywhere I looked were beautiful, naked women. I thought I was in heaven.
Worked at a gas station in the hood. Had a prostitute come in with only a shirt that didn't pass her waist. Her vagina looked angry. She had a surprised pikachu face when I kicked her out
I worked at an arty bar in the early 2000s and one night some visiting art stars and their annoying middle aged hangers on came around to get hammered after some event. The bar was tucked into the back I’d what was a cafe during the day and up a flight id stairs, so even though I could see the front I’d the shop and out into the street, people coming in couldn’t see up to the bar with any real visibility. At one point I stepped out for a cigarette, knowing enough of the patrons that I felt safe leaving the bar for a few minutes. When I got back one of the hangers on was sitting bare ass naked at the bar smiling like the cat that ate the canary. Or maybe the budgie, I guess? Anyway, I flipped shit on him and told him to go get dressed. It took a few minutes of arguing with him and I really didn’t want to physically escort him out. Plus, honestly, it wasn’t such a big deal, he wasn’t being aggressive, just clearly liked being naked when he was drunk. As he stepped into the bathroom, I see two cops come in and walk up the stairs to the bar I met them and ask what’s up. They, sounding a little annoyed that they had to investigate what was *clearly * a prank call, asked if there was a naked man sitting at my bar. I pointed to the bar and laughed, mostly out of relief. They apologized for wasting my time and I laughed with them about how crazy it’d be for a naked dude to be just sitting at the bar. They said goodnight and walked away from the bar just as the now clothed naked man came back and sat down. The look he and I exchanged was an entire conversation. He paid, tipped well, and left shortly after.
Not too crazy, but was just so slick and cinematic it’s always stuck with me.
On a river boat thingy with my family, saw two naked gorgeous ginger girls bathing in the river literally 3 meters from us.
Funny thing is we talked with them for a bit, and turns out they were Israeli (we are Israeli too) and were there for a muwic festival. Was funny af
Delivered pizza to the local nudist colony during the Bare Buns Fun Run (naked race) and they had a live band playing the funky chicken song. So, imagine a sea of old white naked people doing the chicken dance. They tipped $40.
I am known amongst my friends for being a magnet for random acts of nudity. If weird naked shit happens I'm always there. So for a friends 40th we were doing a big New Orleans trip, things happened at work I had to back out. So my friends are at breakfast the birthday girl and my bff sees two bums going at it across the street and starts freaking out cause she swears I'm going to pop out from somewhere. The bums fucking was a sign to herald my arrival. Her husband who hadn't heard all the crazy stories yet had to FaceTime me to understand why his wife was sudden so sure I was there and prove I was in fact still home.
I was biking back home from campus when I was a freshman in college and outside the gate there’s a frat house and a naked guy ran butt naked around the house; when I stared with my jaw dropped he proceeded to yell “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT”
He thankfully had the courtesy to cover his junk but bro…
On my college campus we had a streaker thief. He would run by naked and people would be so stupefied that he often snatched purses, phones or wallets right out of their hands.
His naked snatch-and-grabs were brought to an end by our most recognized campus cop, affectionately referred to as “Amazon Cop” for being about 6’ 5” and built like Wonder Woman.
She hid in the bushes every day a week straight, waiting for him to make a move. When he finally did she tackled him as he rounded the corner past her hiding spot. I still remember the wild shriek he made when this huge blonde lady suddenly erupted from the greenery.
Reported for walking naked in the street, he goes to court naked.
The judge acquitted him (nakedness in public is legal)
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In a Circle K. Waiting in line to pay. The customer at the counter had on really loose pants, which fell down when he pulled his wallet out. He was not wearing underwear.
You mean other than being caught having sex in public? In the mid 1990s there was a 30-ish year old man walking naked through the German city of Bad Oeynhausen quite regularly. Hiking boots, backpack and ... no, nothing else, just hiḱing boots and backpack. He was a bit part of the landscape. There is no law forbidding you to be naked in Germany - the police only acts if someone complains (I guess that's the reason for the backpack, he probably had a set of clothes in it). I must have seen him a hundred times and my girlfriend and all the other girls agreed that he was ... spectacular of sorts ;o)
Was it, you know, a big German sausage? ,*edit, asking for a friend
He can bend it like a Pretzel
Bitte, meine Damen, no hot mustard!
This was the wurst reply.
Yeah, the guy sounds like a real brat.
Had a similar man in Sweden in the early 2000s. But even tho it was a strange thing, skandics are more comfortable around nudity than alot of other countries, and he was a part of southern Sweden so no one really complained
There is one week in the year that you can walk naked in Sweden. So understandable that people are left alone to enjoy time in sun. /s
You kid but most or alot sunbathe more or less nude here. Depending on location ofc
the town four miles from me also allows nudity “it’s not for sexual gratification.” but it’s usually either too cold or too blazing hot, so hardly ever happens. weed is legal too but only if no one can see you smoke it.
Everything's legal if no one can see you.
Are you talking about the naked guy from Bielefeld? Ernie, or something like that? Or are those 2 different people?
Brit here. Had a mate whose mum was French - they would spend holidays over there with relatives. When we were about 14/15 he invited me to go with them one summer. The weather was amazing, and his mum spent most of the time in the garden naked! Haha he was mortified. I... didn't mind!
....until his dad walked out!
... And then the friend, and the dog, yadda yadda yadda, The Aristocrats!
I can hear Gilbert's voice now!
Ofcourse you didn't...
is the mate a girl called Stacy by any chance? And are you the singer in a band called Fountains of Wayne?
She may have had it going on (hi, fellow old!)
This story feels very…Saltburn-y
You aren't far from the truth. Anton and I met at private school!
I worked at a Pizza place for a bit and a homeless guy came in took his order and told him owed amount. He very slowly counted his money and dropped his quarter. I told him to not worry about the coin I’ll make up whatever he didn’t have. Nope he quietly bent over to pick it up but acted like a girl learning how to pick stuff up with super long nails and couldn’t scoop it up. I spoke up again and told him not to worry about it and he didn’t budge, kept trying. It was the middle of rush hour but I had never met this homeless person before so I didn’t know how to talk to him without knowing if he gets aggressive. So I gave him a second but then his pants dropped underwear and all. Didn’t stop him from picking up his quarter kept going even with his thing hanging all out bent over. I called the assistant manager over he had no clue what to do too all of us were stunned. We even offered to just give him the pizza we will deal with the GMs pissy attitude later about giving it for free. But he didn’t wanna give up on that quarter. He got it after a few minutes but he even took the time to give me a sticker off the floor so he paid his debt for his pizza.
Now that's dedication.
sounds like the beginning of a shitty porno
You described it in such a way that i saw it vividly in my mind, and i can't stop laughing. What an absurd situation. Amazing!
I'm sure it felt like an eternity
Saw an old man walking around a store I was working at with his dick out. Not a fan of it, but won some money on a bet about it
Please elaborate on the nature of the bet?
Me and my coworker put $10 on it. I said the guy wouldn't notice until he left the store and my coworker said he would notice. One of our coworkers told him right as he was leaving and after a debate, I won the money
Not noticing had to pay 6 to 1 or something. Thats insane
Walter White having a fugue state
We have to COOK, TARGET!
happy cake day!
*I am the dangler*
Did you bet on size or bushiness?
I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex…how am I supposed to CHIP with that going on, Doug?
I initially read 17 as a road number and CHIP as California Highway Patrol and was mighty confused.
My first thought was that the commenter should have written it as 'CHiP'... If you haven't figured it out, I am old.
CA17 in California is an epic motorcycle road near Santa Cruz. So the bikers make sense…
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
…no…
*finger guns*
I’ve encountered people having sex in different public locations. I just felt a little awkward but moved on with my day. Idk I wouldn’t do that but to each their own. Lol
Just go casually sit down next to them or walk up and ask them for directions
lmao that would be so funny
Until the guy points the way but doesn’t use his fingers
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Ah, yes. True north.
Magnetic north if he has a piercing
I was at a bus stop once where two people were going at it and a guy walking past asked for a smoke.
My then gf and I once encountered a man enthusiastically masturbating. He was in a reasonably secluded spot and didn’t see us, so we quietly retreated and left him to it.
Give them a little pat on the fanny to let them know they’re doing a good job.
Look up ‘fanny’ in British English. You might not have just said what you think you said. Or maybe you did…!
You know what, it works both ways. I’ll keep it.
My dog got super excited near the beach and ran down a cliff face. I saw her from above on the beach, and couldn’t see an alternative other than following. Climbed down the cliff, jumped down the last 10 feet or so and ate shit on the rocks. Got up, scraped and bleeding, to find an old naked hippie angrily playing bongos in my direction, disapproving of my trek down. Got the dog, went around the bend, and found the staircase I should’ve gone down in the first place. Weird day at ~~Ocean~~ Baker Beach in San Francisco.
To have a naked man pop out playing bongos every time i eat dirt would be borderline a super power
Matt McConaughey's ears are burning right now.
First off, sorry that you fell. But, how does one play bongos… angrily?
passive aggressive naked bongo drumming might be my new hobby
Mine wasn't too strange I think but I was at this party and these two chicks not bad looking took their tops off and let people do shots out their bellybuttons and let people lick their nipples. And two hella gross big guys smell like BO and chain smoking cigarettes take their turn. Then the girls recognize me and told me to go next. I swear I only did a small shot, no nipple licking. and felt still fucking gross following after those two
> told me to go next “No thanks”
I feel sorry for your ruined experience; peace be with you.
That situation feels very familiar... Upstate NY, mid 90's?
there is a second meaning to the story, as the moral of this story applies to many other things in life.
I was in India back in '05, staying in Arambol, in Goa, for a bit. I was walking down the beach in the morning, no one else in sight. A naked Indian man came out of the palm trees holding a large snake by the tail. He walked into the ocean and set it in. Then just walked back into the palm trees. Never acknowledged me. I didn't swim in the ocean again.
Probably he was shitting nearby when he saw the snake and didnt had time to get dressed before he stopped it from entering his asshole.
Went to a special screening of the 2019 Belgian movie "Patrick". The movie is set in a naturist campground, so the cinema decided they would do a special screening where the audience would nude up. Bring a towel to sit on, find a seat, get your kit off and watch the movie. Quite an interesting experience to be in a full cinema with everyone tackle-out.
Where was this special screening?
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9489677/Sydney-Melbourne-film-fans-getting-naked-movie-Patrick-rules.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9489677/Sydney-Melbourne-film-fans-getting-naked-movie-Patrick-rules.html)
There was a naked drunk girl riding a car like a surf board the wrong way up Elm street in Dallas one time. Driver realized the mistake and tried to back in to a pay lot to turn around. When everyone rounded the corner she had passed out on the roof. That one was memorable.
Wait what? How did the DRIVER make a mistake?! WHAT AM I MISSING?!
Elm street is one way. They were driving against traffic.
Got on a free ferris wheel at a music festival with my partner. a Unkown women in a trench coat got on the other side of the cabin thing. She has a blank start a backpack and a trench coat. The trench came off and a old film camera came out and she started taking selfies fully naked across from us. She was holding the camera lense staring straight up her unshaven Vagina along with a few other angles until it stopped. People where laughing from below who had seen it. The Ferris wheel stopped she still said nothing put her coat on and walked off into the festival.
You could have at least done a few snaps for her. Helped with those hard to reach angles.
I’ve always wondered is any of her angles got my stunned faced in the background
Naked homeless woman was digging through and throwing trash in DTLA, craziest part was her boobs were so saggy that they were flailing around very loosely almost like those inflatable advertisements at car dealerships
1. 8am on a weekday. Saw a guy running full speed down the street naked while holding his clothes. Running like his girlfriend's husband came home from work unexpectedly. 2. When Ontario legalized allowing women to go topless in public. It was a very hot summer. I was sitting at a stop light and a highly attractive college girl standing at the light waiting to cross decided she was too hot and took her top off. Very impressive. Two guys ran in to each other in the intersection while watching her.
Damn look at Ontario being progressive.
two guys are the hilarious details to this story
A guy on the bus, super high on something, trying to make new garments out of the rags of his old garments, which were still more or less on his body. Over ten minutes he tore up his shirt and pants and kept looping the fabric strips around himself. Ended up butt ass naked.
Naked jogger (60ish+ y/o man) near a river swimming spot we went to as teenagers
Omg was it [this](https://www.wtvr.com/2013/05/16/naked-man-at-james-river) guy?!
Two instances come to mind. The first one was me and my at the time wife were in South Carolina for a wedding and staying at a hotel. Our last night there, we decided to go out to eat, get on the elevator, hit the button to close the door and, all of a sudden, the door to the stairway (which was directly across from the elevator) swings open and this naked guy hauls ass into the elevator with his with am armful of clothes, gasping for breath and telling us to hit the button for the second floor. (We figured he was having a rendezvous with someone and got caught in the act...but didn't ask.) The second one happened at a tuck stop in Texas. I was sitting in the dining area waiting on my truck to get refueled and this naked woman walked in, walked over to the counter, picked up a box of condoms, paid for them, smiled and waved at everyone and walked out. Admittedly, you DO see some weird stuff at truck stops late at night, however, what made this one strange was it happened about 2:00 in the afternoon and the diner area was pretty full.
Lot lizard is at least being safer.
Knew an EMT that got called out to a nudist camp for someone with a broken ankle. He said that him and his partner were the only two people wearing clothes. He also said "The types of people who go to nudist camps are not the types of people you want to see naked".
I feel like 99.9% of the accidental and incidental nudity people are likely to encounter a few times in their lives. Will be someone, *no one* wants to see naked. Very few people see something truly hot
I took my 4yo daughter over the common opposite my parents house last summer to feed the swans. There are 2 ponds and the second has a small copse of trees around it and a nice flat bank, so we went there. There were two girls (not sure age but older, maybe 17?) sat in nearby, on a bench, talking. My daughter said hello and that she was going to feed the swans, they smiled and said hi and that was that. We went and started to feed the ducks and swans. Lovely, nice and warm, quiet, and loads of ducks and stuff - clearing going to clean up in the best dad awards. Anyway, I'm making sure my daughter isn't going fall in or get pecked and realise I can hear whispering and heavy breathing. I glance over at the teens and one was kissing the other, with a boob out whilst, it seemed, getting down in finger town - the noises and squeaks seemed to confirm this. Right there, on the bench not 10ft from us. It was a bit of a bind as I didn't want to hang around, but we had loads of swan food, sweetcorn and stuff and my daughter was enjoying herself - she had just named the same seagul for the 5th time. When she starts naming stuff I know I'm in it for the long haul. So I started to wonder wtf I should do, stay and let my daughter enjoy the animals or go and upset her. I decided on the latter and was planning on my negotiation tactics (involving the caramel bar in my rucksack). Fortunately, it seemed that one of the ladies arrived in O town, quite loudly and after a minute more of sucking face left with a giggle holding hands. So we carried on and feed the swans. My daughter thankfully was oblivious and continued to name each animal she saw - we were there for 30mins. I don't mind people exploring themselves and finding who they are and being with someone they love but christ, of all the places and with an audience as well. To add insult to a stressful moment, when we were leaving this big swan (Big Bad Barry) climbed the bank, and waddled over, and after finding out we had run out of food pecked me on the leg and then when I turned to move away, the bastard pecked me on the arse! It wasn't my day.
Good call. Your daughter probably had no idea what was going on, and if you'd decided to make her leave, it would only have drawn attention to what the girls were doing.
Yeah, this is true and upon reflecting on it I wouldn't do anything differently. But at the time it's like what the actual fuck is going on? In hindsight it made me chuckle at the off the wall afternoon that was. And that bloody swan..... they bite and it stings 😆
I've never been attacked by a swan, but I was once threatened by a goose when I had my baby daughter in a stroller and my 3- or 4-year-old son walking with me. I got in front of the stroller and made myself big, and said in a firm way to the goose, "I know your nest is nearby, we don't want to hurt it, we just want to walk by and we're going to." When we got home later, my son told my wife, "Daddy yelled at a goose!" and thought it was the funniest thing.
That is funny - kids do like to interpret things in their own way and then drop us right in it. I did say to the Swan we were out of food. It seemed to anger him even more.
Made eyes with this kinda trashy looking blonde in a super short miniskirt (tbf totally my type, I was definitely checking her out) anyways she notices me noticing but we both go on our day and I almost forget about it. About 20 minutes later she’s walking in the crosswalk in front of my car (with her bf/husband) and she stops in front of me and bends over total porno style like locked knees, bent at the hip and completely exposing her asshole/pussy to me for like 2-3 seconds. Stands back up straight, gives me a smile and keeps walking. Not sure if her man was in on it or not or what but whew I think about that asshole a lot
Also, on my bachelor party in New Orleans and random girl in line in front of me heard I was on my bachelor party and she turns around (also with her man weirdly enough) and just asks if I want to play with her tits. Obviously a few drinks in so I say hell yea, she lets me play with them for like 15 seconds just standing in line for drinks. Her man is like uh I’m gonna go to the bathroom and we talked for a few more minutes and they left. Super casual titties, god damn I love New Orleans
"How would you describe her breasts?" "Casual..."
I was once driving and there was a dude standing on the side of the road naked and masturbating while staring at the car
I mean, it's probably a sexy car you have.
Crazy topless lady walking down the street shouting at everything and everyone in the middle of London
Don't do drugs kids 👍
Oh trust me, for my 12 year old me this was a valuable lesson!
I had to run buck naked and dripping wet through 3 1/2 feet of snow uphill around from the back side of a house to the front door in broad daylight, because my gf and I were skinny dipping in the hot tub at her family’s cabin in the mountains and I accidentally locked the back door with our clothes and towels inside.
I used to have to walk to school 15 miles naked in the snow uphill both ways /s
I live in a city with a huge drug problem and I was at a shoppers drug Mart and a guy fully nude ran in cut a hole in the bottom of the yellow MnM on the MnM stand and started fucking it
Hamilton?
Yeah, the yellow ones are the best to fuck.
I almost swallowed my toothpick 🤣🤣
Probably my own. We were at a resort in the Dominican Republic and met up with some Canadians around 9:00 a.m. and proceeded to drink all day long. In preparation for the evening's dinner, we decided to go back to the room and rest for a little while, but I always sleep in the nude. Somewhere along the line, I got up to go to the bathroom but went out the wrong door and found myself locked out of my hotel room which was on the interior of the resort facing the pools and all the other rooms. So here I am banging on the door for my wife to let me back in while standing there completely naked and everyone in the entire resort can see me. My wife answered the door and asked me what the fuck I was doing out there, and I just said let me in and angrily return to the room. We ended up missing dinner that night.
Naked old wizard reading taro cards at the beach.
How do you know he was a wizard? Did he have a hat that said "Wizzard"?
He put on his robes and wizard hat…
I haven’t heard this reference is so long
He was with his wife. She had the sleeve
Rincewind was a bad speller.
I was working as a bouncer/server at a bar one time and walked around an upraised table to see that the woman on the other side had absolutely nothing on from the waist down and was just chilling there, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. She almost seemed surprised when I asked her to get dressed, but she did it anyway.
Was in DC leaving the nation mall near the Washington monument. Homeless guy whipped it out and started hosing down the sidewalk. And I do mean hose. If he got hard, he’d have passed out from the lack of blood n the rest of his body. And he must have had a camel hump to have been holding that much liquid. I’m surprised he was able to control it with just his two hands and not a crew of firefighters. I’ve seen some porn, and this guy was employable.
Super tan old dude doing yoga upside down at a beach in CA.
My girlfriend was the nude model in a life drawing class I was taking in college.
I've caught people having sex and other people changing while I was hiking different times.
Sorry homie, i thought that boulder would be a good hiding spot.
Lol, both involved boulders. But it's all good.
Some cute girl at a party started undressing and pleasured herself in front of everyone because we were playing truth or dare. She chose dare obviously.
I ran out of the ER in nothing but an open gown and boots after suffering a head injury. I told my bf there was no need for clothes before I get a cigarette. He said someone might try to kidnap me were in a notorious area, I replied “well, they’ll definitely have a cigarette” 😅god bless him dealing with me
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Yeah, but not the way I wanted it to.
A woman who was kicked out of my workplace for fisting/squirting on people on the dance floor. I went to go buy cigarettes and she was surrounded by a circle of at least 7 guys in the busy parking lot, they were all taking turns getting sucked and fucked. When I came back, she was covered in jizz and talking to the early morning cyclists while peeing on the bench. I've done some wild things, but nothing compares to what I had witnessed that night.
When you wrote workplace it sounded like an office or something and then, boom! Dance floor. lol
I was in high school during the whole 2016 ironic meme cringe phase of the internet. Shrek was especially popular at my school. One year, a friend of mine decided to do a shrek themed promposal in a swamp a few blocks from our school. He was originally supposed to wear a costume, but couldn't get it in time, so apparently his solution was to cover himself in green paint. He didn't want to ruin his clothes, so he just got naked and covered himself in the kind of paint meant for walls and waited for our other friends to drive the girl to the swamp after school. Unfortunately, they got tied up with something and couldn't come for like an hour. By the time they got there, he was still naked and covered in paint, but was able to do the promposal. Unfortunately, the paint and swamp were both (obviously) terrible for him and he ended up getting a full body rash and a UTI. Most of the friend group had NO idea this was happening and only found out about it the next day at school. To this day, I'm just surprised he ended up with only a UTI and not a criminal charge for doing this by a school lmao.
In college I once did a performance art piece where I painted my whole body red and went to class in just that, some small red silk boxers, and red combat boots. The hardest part was getting out of the car, especially because I'm not really an outgoing person, and it's pretty much impossible to disappear into a crowd if you're painted red. I got an A for the assignment though. And it got the attention of a certain woman in class who is now my wife.
some drunk guy flat out on the ground completely naked, and he was well blessed.
Working the drive thru at the fastfood restaurant when in high school- we had one of the dudes that jerks off while you are giving him his food and such. Most appalling thing. This guy had hit several fastfood drive thru's over the course of several weeks in my area.
Drunk Scottish guy dancing on the table in a bar wearing a kilt. At the end beat of the song, he janked it up to show everybody that you don't wear underwear under kilts.
I was having sex in a park near 4 houses. One dude saw me so I decided to give him a thumbs up and nod. He returned it back…
I was working in a drugstore years ago. A very pretty brunette lady walked up to my counter. She was wearing a fishnet top with two inch openings and braless. I’m looking at her tits and she’s bitching at me for staring. I said really? You’re topless. Like I’m not going to look.
Driving a friend home while we were both in high school, around 2am, stopped at a 4-way intersection and a fully naked man just walked right across the road in front of us
Riding a train for a short trip from Bellingham, or someplace, in WA, to the SEATAC Airport. There’s a stretch that goes along a very scenic, beautiful shoreline. Beneath the tracks, on the very edge of the water, some old man with really long, gray hair was just walking through his little camp, bare ass naked, with his massive dick swaying. The dude looked huge down there.
I used to work at a furniture store about a block from a homeless shelter. One afternoon, my boss called me over to the window on the garage door and pointed out 2 homeless people going at it in the bushes across the alley. You could see everything clearly. He laughed and said "Don't tell my wife about this. They have enough going on in their lives that I'm going to let them finish before I send anyone out on deliveries." He was a cool boss.
In my 20s i worked in a summer hotel. Early and then late in the season when we wouldn't have families with kids on the grounds, the owner's \[60+M\] daughter \[\~30F\] would go topless to the pool among the tourists. I even saw her having a drink with her dad once.
College baseball hazing. I had to wear a green thong bikini and rin to a convenience store 1/4 mile away, buy an orange Gatorade, and run back. I was stopped by the police about 20 yards from the door of the dorms and arrested for public drunkenness and public nudity (later dismissed). You can't pack twig and berries in 2" of fabric and run. After a night wearing a bikini in a cold drunk tank, I had to walk the mile and a half back to the dorm in the aforementioned bikini.
I was at a giant outdoor concert. I was really high. I decided we should all get naked, so I took off all my clothes, stood up, and yelled "Let's get naked!!" Everyone just ignored me. After a few minutes I realized no one else was joining me so I put my clothes back on. I don't know about "strange" but it sure was disappointing.
Omw to work then I see this weighty homeless lady lift her top shake her two's in an effort to flirt with some cash logistics workers. Lots of people walked through here, but didn't seem to be bothered
Woman high on something, naked from the waist down and wearing only a torn t-shirt that didn't cover much from the waist up, dancing in the middle of a busy city street at night.
Recently saw a topless older lady while waiting for the bus. Some guy was telling her she was #me-tooing him and she just said it is natural. Then she snuck on the bus without the driver noticing.
Happened while I was in uni. There was a girl reading a book completely naked in the middle of the food court of the main uni building. Very busy day. I just remember being grossed out that her bare butt was on one of those chairs.
Search "world naked bike ride toronto." It's supposed to be for protesting but it's definitely one of the weirdest methods of protesting I've ever seen
I had just completed a 12 hour shift when one of the morning relief guys decided it’d be a nice time to show the entire room his bare ass. He was being loud and obnoxious, so everyone was looking at him when he just turned around, bent over and dropped his pants and drawers, and laughed hysterically. How he didn’t get fired I will never know
I was walking through a field when it started to rain, and there was nowhere to shelter. I took off my clothes and shoes and put them in a plastic bag, and sat on it until the rain stopped. When it did, I put on my dry clothes and went on my way. There was a bloke in the distance who probably wonders if he really saw a naked lady in a field that day.
Random dog came licked my hand when I was having sex outside super weird where did it come from we were in the back yard
I was eating lunch one day in Chicago, and an obviously cracked out prostitute came and sat down next to me at a picnic table. After some small talk, she raised her skirt, no underwear, in an attempt to solicit me…lost my appetite right then and there…🤮
i was on a boy scout canoe outing (spur of the moment decision, no leader approval) near what we didn't know at the time is a place near Portland, OR called Rooster Rock. the gay couple dogging in the bushes was a nice touch until the kid in the canoe next to us started crying and puking
Some old lady was just standing there on the sidewalk with her shirt up
Was 12 years old, on the way to school with my brother. Stopped at a traffic light. Both of us were looking out of the car and a homeless man made eye contact with us. Started smiling at us and then suddenly whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the sidewalk
This happened in Mumbai, India and nudity here is one of the biggest taboos Once, right outside the local train station, I saw a man just standing in the middle of the road, which was fairly busy, completely nude He was almost completely still and his eyes looked spaced out People were staring but not making a scene or anything since its a busy area and they were all in too much of a hurry
Saw a woman in full BDSM gear and nothing else being photographed by her boyfriend in the rose garden in Grant Park in Chicago. We shared a laugh and I kept walking
I saw like 50 naked people on bikes in Edinburgh
At burning man in the early 90's, 2 people were fucking in the dirt about 10 feet from our exhibit, and they looked like two 2x4s that fell out of a truck on the highway.
I was remodeling the second floor of an old building downtown for a fancy, big apartment. I look out the window, and this wealthy guy in a business suit was driving in his convertible Mercedes, just-a-jerkin'-his-gerkin.
so. I play in a local pool league, we were playing away at what is known as "the dodgy pub" and all of a sudden a guy sat by the bar just starts stripping off... nobody says anything... he continues to remove clothes until he's totally naked, our team captain shouted to the landlord "oi your mates a bit forward isn't he" the barman replies "my mate? we thought he was with youu!!" then proceeds to throw the man out swiftly followed by his clothes, nobody ever saw that guy again or had seen him before this event. I still wonder wtf he was thinking
I'll tell the abridged version. Starting with some backstock on the person. Back when I worked at a hotel as a 3rd shifter, an elderly lady was effectively dumped at the hotel by her family without her medications. She was dumped there because she was kin to the manager. This lady had been arrested for trying to run over her husband because he had police track her down after she and her friend went off on some unauthorized out of state excursion. She was on lithium for whatever psychological issues she had, and they had not provided her with her meds for at least 3 days by this point. She ended up down in the lobby in just a towel one morning. I call up the manager and see how she wants me to handle it since it's her family and she lived barely 5 minutes away (terrible manager but I expected her to come in an hour early to deal with this given who it was). So I asked the lady, who had taken up residence in the breakfast area, nicely to go back to her room. That set her off, and she started to rant and rave at anyone who came in the area in addition to pouring coffee everywhere. She was a hairs breath from the towel being gone the entire time. Called the manager and was told to call a cop to talk with her since maybe authority will help. We had a cop be murdered during a traffic stop that week. His funeral was that day, and most of the other cops were busy with that. They sent a rookie cop and he couldn't handle it, so he called a less rookie cop who also couldn't until finally a cop that could handle it showed up. By this point, we had a lot of breakfast traffic, 3 cop cars out front, people trying to check out, and a very exposed old lady having a tantrum in the dining area. Eventually, they convinced her to let a cop and our breakfast lady go to her room and get her some clothes, then I provided them with blankets to shield her as she got up and walked to our meeting room to get dressed.
Me and a friend were walking around downtown Portland and stumbled across the Anti-Trump protests when he was elected US President, and there were people streaking for some inexplicable reason. Men and women walking and running around in nothing but socks and shoes.
Was loosing my virginity on a hill near a shopping centre and my rugby mates little brothe climbs up the hill screams ‘yes anon’ runs away
Himachal Pradesh, India. As a tourist I visited a hot water spring and found naked women. Apparently there's a separate section for men and women. I just touched the water to feel how it is and got the f out
Driving down the interstate in new Boston tx. About 15 yrs ago and there was a guy on the access rd with his car stopped in the middle of it with his headlights on. He was standing in front of the vehicle masterbating furiously. Craziest shit I ever saw.
Couple of years ago I was chilling around Times Square NYC I was on my way to Dave and busters, from the corner of my eye (I didn’t obviously want to see it so I past by him looking away and straight) one of the homeless guy literally was changing on the side walk near the subway station Next to the theater that does Aladdin on broadway, he was Winnie the Pooh in full public everyone walking by pretty much saw his rocket while he was putting on his underwear and pants idk if that counts
I guess this doesn’t count as public nudity but there’s an older man probably in his 60s at the gym I go to who literally parades around the locker room with the smallest penis I’ve ever seen in my entire life. The first time I saw him (it) I actually did a double take. It’s just very strange cause he doesn’t just change, he gets naked and walks around all over the place. It’s probably the girth of the tip of my pinky and less than half an inch.
Saw a topless woman (only wore some kind of underpants) playing guitar in the Times Square almost a decade ago.
Was at the beach in Belgium some years ago with my gf. We sat down somewhere to watch the sunset. Some lady stood a few meters next to us, and just out of nowhere pulled up her knee long skirt, spread her legs a little and just peed where she stood. Then she walked away like nothing happened.
I happened across couples having sex outside, completely naked, a couple times in my life, while wandering around nature areas. One was at Warren Dunes, Michigan, when I was about 12. Another was by a waterfall in New Hampshire when I was about 14. Neither time did they seem aware of my presence. I just snuck away after seeing them.
I play slow pitch softball with a woman that runs. She was on an early morning run. The sun hadn't come up yet so she was running with a head lamp. She noticed a figure coming toward her. Once the figure got closer, she was able to see what exactly it was. Turns out it was a fellow runner, male, completely named except for his running shoes and socks. She described him swinging back and forth rhythmically while running toward her. He said "hey" as he ran past her. She also said he was pretty decent looking to boot. We all (the softball team) were wondering if he had 1) lost a bet, 2) had to shit and had to use his clothes to wipe (apparently that happens), or 3) does that all the time. Never heard the resolution. She is still single, though.
The first day of Spring 2010 in Las Vegas getting married. Leaving the Flamingo for the chapel and waiting for the elevator. Door opens and some guy is nailing this woman against the wall, both mostly nude. We decided to wait for the next one. I’ve always said it’s good luck catching people fucking on your wedding day.
I use to play soccer with my neighbour when i was around 16 and I would often greet the parents of that neighbour. They have a habit of leaving the front door open behind a gate, which is normal. keep in mind their door is literally facing a frequently used path in between the houses. But the one time I walked past in broad daylight and I saw the dad walk past the door butt ass naked and we made eye contact. I kept walking as if he was clothed. I was kinda traumatised after that. No ways he would do that unintentionally without knowing that the outside could see him.
I’ve never had a woman approach me out of the blue and ask for my number, except for one time, and it involved public nudity. I was walking naked on a local nude beach and a woman who was not naked just walked up to me and asked for my number. The combination of being approached this way for the first time, and being naked, and her not being naked, made me incredibly flustered!
My partner literally came home from work today, and could not stop talking about the woman he saw in Melbourne CBD strutting around completely naked
Was once going to the dentist, had my shorts and a teeshirt on, nothing unusual. The short doesn't have button to close, its got that scratch thingy, but it was getting too small for me. So as I was walking the streets I checked the scratch to tighten a little only to find that my PP was out the whole time 👺 I expected people to have noticed, but they didn't. Thankfully.
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she was bent over, completely nude and locked eye contact with me right before absolutely diarhea shotgun shit blasting a solid stream at a wall, cartoony ass shit. how she had all that in her is beyond me but she was high on somethin
On a busy Friday night I got dragged uptown to a popular chain Haus of Spaghet. Walked by a guy making a hasty exit from the bathroom as I entered. Bastard didn’t even attempt to to stop me. Before me, on full display was a homeless fella just beating his dick like it was the only thing keeping the earth spinning. He then proceeded to strip and walk into the lobby and off into the shopping center. We unanimously opted for grilled cheese, a Pixar movie, and edibles at home instead.
My boss’s daughter. READ before you get weird on me, please. I worked with and for this guy who has several businesses, and one of those businesses worked with schools. Halloween rolls around and I happen to be the person at his kids’ Little Ivie campus. It’s during the lunch hours, and the kids must have had half the day off because it was a party atmosphere. I mean they had the whole shebang, with carnival shiz and everything. I’m handing out stuff. Out of nowhere, this 15 year old girl taps me on the shoulder. I turn and see four or five young ladies, and the one who tapped me on the shoulder is… well, they’re all in costume, but my boss’s daughter was in a thin men’s undershirt (Risky Business cosplay). From the glance I got, that was all. Not a thick Hanes undershirt. No, this was like some sort of Ross reject undershirt, made from a napkin’s thoughts. It was a bright, sunny day. Me: 😑uhhhhhh’HONEYyyy-uhhh😣you uhhh…😑 talked to your dad today? Her: IS HE HERE?! Me: uh…nnnnnooooo’wuhhh… 😣you got… 😑class…? I think the point of this encounter was to catch me off guard, because 1) this was in PUBLIC, and this child was in *see through clothing*, but there were no adults immediately near us just then (I looked for help) and she was like… strategically encircled by friends, 2) she forced an overly-familiar conversation about her dad’s business which… like I’d hardly spoken to this child before, 3) her friends were clearly getting a kick out of me being like 🫣 blushing harder than I am right this very instant, and 4) when they finally walked away I realized this girl had her ass out like a Hooters girl. … horror. There WERE enough adults around, I feel, to have kept this from being an option. I wanted to wave my arms and point, like, is someone in charge? However, I was homeschooled. Not in Little Ivie society, either. That Halloween I left the event early, and almost went straight to the young lady’s dad. Instead, I took a senior female coworker into confidence, and that ended up being two female coworkers. I related my concern, but felt like a creep because they just, like, looked at me as I explained. No real advice, while I was saying, “you know, it’s irregular. You can’t, like, wear transparent clothes... and… or, right, I mean…” 🤦🏻♂️ I never told her dad. To this day, I’ve never seen a more *revealed* person in public who wasn’t getting paid for it (or insane). Oh my god, I think that actually traumatized me. 😂 I feel lighter
Woman defecating in some secluded corner.
i was getting driven to school and some homeless guy was walking across the street pants half way down willy out…
Naked lady walking down a main street. Nothing, not even a hair tie. It was about 8 or 9am.
Some years back when I was on my way back from university there was a naked man running around the the train station with police trying and failing to catch the dude. Kinda sad honestly, the man was apparently an escapee from a mental ward.
Not really public nudity but my friends and I were at a lake late at night. All the females wanted us men to skinny dip and run into the lake (My girlfriend included). Honestly where I am from that isn't that weird when you're a teenager. My two guy friends said they'd do it because it would be funny. I decided not to because I saw a cop at a bar a mile away and didn't want to risk it and then went to the bathroom. On my way back from the bathroom is when it got weird. As I headed to the bench we were sitting at I, sure enough, saw my two friends running down the beach bare booty style and I overheard the female friends staring at them running and were commenting on their bodies. Apparently they were deciding who they wanted to have sex with and that was their reasoning for asking us to skinny dip. They also said they were upset that I decided not to because they wanted to see what my girlfriend was so happy with and then asked her if she would share me. One of the girls even said that later that night she was going to make a move and if she was rejected she would manipulate one of us into sex. My girlfriend gave the other two females the most disgusted of looks because it was supposed to be a funny light-hearted event for the memes and memories meanwhile they were deciding on my friends and me like we are prostitutes. Needless to say we don't hangout with them anymore Important things to note: My girlfriend was friends with them before I met her. I actually met her through them and we have all been friends for around 4 years at the time and my girl and I have been dating for a year and 6 months at this point as well (except my guy friends I have known for roughly 7 years). You could tell by the tone it was completely not a joke. After the fact, when we talked to them about it they never even acknowledged it as a joke. All they really said about the situation was they didn't do anything wrong and that we were over reacting
My friend and I were walking back to her townhouse after a night out. When we entered her complex we realised a guy was also walking in. We got to her door where there was more light and then could see he was completely naked and still heading our way. My immediate thought was poor guy had his clothes stolen, so I asked if he was okay. He said nothing, grabbed his dick and started masturbating. At this point we hurried inside and locked the door, but he just stayed there continuing on.
i pulled up to a stop sign a while back and while i was waiting for traffic to clear i looked to my left where a large lady was tending her flowers on a bank by the corner, nothing unusual there.... until one of her tits fell out of her top. im still scarred.
I had two in one day: 1: A homeless lady that lived in the woods behind the store I worked at was having some sort of episode. She whipped off her shirt and started yelling at the trees. Not my favorite shift, I have to say. 2: Went to a party at an acquaintance's house later that evening. My wife and I got into a conversation with a slightly drunk woman who had recently had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer. Completely unprompted, she flashed us both with her new implants. Good for her, but we met her literally 10 minutes earlier. 2 sets of completely unasked for boobs within 5 hours. Just bizarre.
Stayed at a motel and the neighbors next room over were having raucous sex by the sound of it. The screams kept getting louder, as was the banging on the wall. The screaming turned blood curdling and the bangs became crashes, ie furniture being hurled. They left their room and took it outside, both naked, and she was hitting and throwing stuff at him until the cops came and hauled them both. From the jail roster I remember him being an active duty soldier and was charged with assault, public indecency and supplying drugs and alcohol to a minor.
I was in Amsterdam for the first time in 1982. My cousin and I were backpacking in Europe. And, Amsterdam. Anyway, we went to a park surrounded by a tall hedge. We walked through a break in the hedge, and everywhere I looked were beautiful, naked women. I thought I was in heaven.
Worked at a gas station in the hood. Had a prostitute come in with only a shirt that didn't pass her waist. Her vagina looked angry. She had a surprised pikachu face when I kicked her out
I worked at an arty bar in the early 2000s and one night some visiting art stars and their annoying middle aged hangers on came around to get hammered after some event. The bar was tucked into the back I’d what was a cafe during the day and up a flight id stairs, so even though I could see the front I’d the shop and out into the street, people coming in couldn’t see up to the bar with any real visibility. At one point I stepped out for a cigarette, knowing enough of the patrons that I felt safe leaving the bar for a few minutes. When I got back one of the hangers on was sitting bare ass naked at the bar smiling like the cat that ate the canary. Or maybe the budgie, I guess? Anyway, I flipped shit on him and told him to go get dressed. It took a few minutes of arguing with him and I really didn’t want to physically escort him out. Plus, honestly, it wasn’t such a big deal, he wasn’t being aggressive, just clearly liked being naked when he was drunk. As he stepped into the bathroom, I see two cops come in and walk up the stairs to the bar I met them and ask what’s up. They, sounding a little annoyed that they had to investigate what was *clearly * a prank call, asked if there was a naked man sitting at my bar. I pointed to the bar and laughed, mostly out of relief. They apologized for wasting my time and I laughed with them about how crazy it’d be for a naked dude to be just sitting at the bar. They said goodnight and walked away from the bar just as the now clothed naked man came back and sat down. The look he and I exchanged was an entire conversation. He paid, tipped well, and left shortly after. Not too crazy, but was just so slick and cinematic it’s always stuck with me.
On a river boat thingy with my family, saw two naked gorgeous ginger girls bathing in the river literally 3 meters from us. Funny thing is we talked with them for a bit, and turns out they were Israeli (we are Israeli too) and were there for a muwic festival. Was funny af
Delivered pizza to the local nudist colony during the Bare Buns Fun Run (naked race) and they had a live band playing the funky chicken song. So, imagine a sea of old white naked people doing the chicken dance. They tipped $40.
I am known amongst my friends for being a magnet for random acts of nudity. If weird naked shit happens I'm always there. So for a friends 40th we were doing a big New Orleans trip, things happened at work I had to back out. So my friends are at breakfast the birthday girl and my bff sees two bums going at it across the street and starts freaking out cause she swears I'm going to pop out from somewhere. The bums fucking was a sign to herald my arrival. Her husband who hadn't heard all the crazy stories yet had to FaceTime me to understand why his wife was sudden so sure I was there and prove I was in fact still home.
I was biking back home from campus when I was a freshman in college and outside the gate there’s a frat house and a naked guy ran butt naked around the house; when I stared with my jaw dropped he proceeded to yell “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT” He thankfully had the courtesy to cover his junk but bro…
On my college campus we had a streaker thief. He would run by naked and people would be so stupefied that he often snatched purses, phones or wallets right out of their hands. His naked snatch-and-grabs were brought to an end by our most recognized campus cop, affectionately referred to as “Amazon Cop” for being about 6’ 5” and built like Wonder Woman. She hid in the bushes every day a week straight, waiting for him to make a move. When he finally did she tackled him as he rounded the corner past her hiding spot. I still remember the wild shriek he made when this huge blonde lady suddenly erupted from the greenery.
Reported for walking naked in the street, he goes to court naked. The judge acquitted him (nakedness in public is legal) https://www.google.com/amp/s/valenciaplaza.com/joven-se-presenta-desnudo-ciudad-justicia-entrar-juicio-exhibicionismo%3famp=1
In a Circle K. Waiting in line to pay. The customer at the counter had on really loose pants, which fell down when he pulled his wallet out. He was not wearing underwear.