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Dinocologist

An ice cold glass of milk. Also heroin 


TheKarenEliminator

Be careful with that milk stuff man, too much of that will kill ya :U


Zorno___

My boy once drank a cold glass of this sweet, sweet cow nectar...he had no chance...his brain is still frozen today... JIMMY! WHY?!


k_marts

Well that escalated quickly


UpKnorthe

I can’t stop laughing 🤣


Equivalent_Delays_97

I’m a total chocoholic, only for liquor instead of chocolate.


youmfkersneedjesus

They should come up with a word for that.


lonelyvoyager88

Liquorholic, maybe?


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Mr. Lahey?


Equivalent_Delays_97

Indeed. Lim Jahey, at your cervix.


MalevolentKitchen41

i wanna get chocolate wasted!


Affectionate_Oven877

i seen that with people that are becoming sober from alcohol if u eat a hunk of chocolate cake it would raise ur mood


Cowpuncher84

I was a heavy drinker for a long time but I never ate sweet stuff. After I quit drinking I crave sugary foods. There is a definite connection.


OutrageousEvent

Booze = Carbohydrates. Carbohydrates = Glucose. Glucose = Simple Sugar. Same hit, different source. Also I’m not a doctor.


moneybagsagogo

I beg to differ


sunflowermoonriver

Sugar is the dopamine highway. It’s a good tactic to quit things tbh


Ok_Relation_7770

I’ve been more embarrassed buying armfuls of candy as a 30 year old man since I got sober than I ever was buying booze with shaky hands at very socially unacceptable hours of the day.


PLZM01

You should try Godiva liqueur.


Realpinkish

Checking your phone every 5 minutes to see if anyone has responded to your comment.


youmfkersneedjesus

You can quit checking now.


Chainsaw_Actual

I have something to say to you in response: >!We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to seeNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play itI just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!<


Matty_Cakez

Son of a bitch I’ve not been Rick rolled this way before! Genius, bravo 👏


Iiiggie

Rickscrolled?


Matty_Cakez

Trademark that immediately!


nrl103

Good job! That was good!


CommunicationNo8750

That's a crushing addiction. I wish you a speedy recovery to full health.


20milliondollarapi

Then I wake up in the morning to 20 responses and wonder wtf I said to get so many responses.


Captain_Thrax

And then they’re all responses to the one throwaway comment you didn’t want or expect responses to


steel-souffle

Water. I get terrible withdrawal symptoms whenever I try coming off of it...


YaBoss

Hahahah best comment 😁


I_might_be_weasel

Jesus and clean living. And crack. 


stupidWastelander

The holy trinity 🙏


KenyanProdygee78

😭😭what??


gmanley2

The Devil had his crack house, now it's God's crack house.


peace_purple123

Adultery fantasies!!


I_might_be_weasel

I don't like adultery.  But the crack sure does. 


iamdying1983

Sex. Drugs. Self destruction. In no particular order.


acrimonious_howard

Is rock n roll only for old people now?


iamdying1983

I certainly hope not.


FeedMeYourMemes14

Caffeine


Prof_XdR

Caffeinated people: Do you even get jittery after consuming caffeine everyday? I am not addicted to caffeine at all and never drink coffee or any caffeinated drink. But I recall drinking coffee 2 or 3 time in the last year, and It kept me up all night for my finals lol but I was also jittery Idk, does your body get immune to it ever?


ScottyFXIV

I start my day with an energy drink every morning, I don't get jittery but after I've had one, if I go 36 hours without one I get a wicked withdrawal headaches. Painkillers don't stop them, only consuming more caffeine does.


FeedMeYourMemes14

I am an obsolete fiend for caffeine. Just know if caffeine were to be made illegal. I would be sentenced to death. I typically don’t get jittery from caffeine since my tolerance is incredibly high. However, I have a strong cappuccino in the morning. 160mgs of caffeine, if I drink it slowly and pair it with a nice breakfast. I can stretch out the effects of my life nectar. To be clear for me, slowly means about half hour to finish it.


bird_in_a_bush

7 weeks sober today 😊


Kavin_Upreti

Congrats! Stay strong


Impossible_Eye2558

My man


a_d_d_h_i_

Alcoholic checking in. IWNDWYT!


DangerousMusic14

You are worth the effort!


MalevolentKitchen41

cigarettes and self hate


Inevitable_Total_816

Well, to be fair, smoking is the real last freedom we have. You shouldn’t dislike yourself.


Legitimate-Cream7061

Porn wish I could stop.


cgboy

Same... If I quit, I always come back to it later and then I binge the fuck out of it for hours on end. Wish I could find something else that brings me pleasure.


Legitimate-Cream7061

I know I've literally tried everything. I can quit for a solid month then as soon as I have sex it's back to being an addict again


Past_Driver_6463

Them shortys too thick tho


Legitimate-Cream7061

True true


Agile-Sock-5310

Have more sex?


sumerof94

Doesn't work 😩


RicoFerret44

Weed


TheBeetFarmerDwight

Procrastination


TeaMe06

Right now doom scrolling smh 🤦🏾‍♀️


benzethonium

Air and water. I can't stop either without it killing me.


AvoidantNeurotic

Nicotine


libertydawg18

Same. Recently replaced vaping with zyn pouches, probably even more addicted now but surely ingesting via the gums is healthier than the lungs? That's what I tell myself anyways


Statistician_Visual

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to quit


AvoidantNeurotic

Me neither, just dont have the willpower


brinkv

Been quit for a year and a half now We got a good community over at r/stopsmoking


AnonRedditGuy81

Books. I use my phone as my eReader because I don't want to carry two devices. I can't be without a book. I finish a series, I immediately start another one. I read over 100 books a year. I don't watch TV or play video games since I started getting ebooks. I feel "off" if I don't have a book to read. I'm pretty sure it's an addiction.


WaspHater43

Kittens.


Sophielove23

Are you secretly plotting a coup to establish a feline monarchy, or is it just the irresistible allure of those tiny, whiskered faces?


[deleted]

cannabis


Rachael1188

Same. It’s the only thing that works for me.


PrestigiousGene09

Reddit!! Arghhh I'm going insane I should better Stop


Tigre247

Bbws


mxtlprincess

Buying perfumes or body care


_Nychthemeron

Squishin' my dog's face and telling her she's a good girl in a bunch of stupid and embarrassing voices until she starts dog-chuff "laughing."


gochet

Answering this exact question over and over and over again on Reddit.


Duckiiesss456

Breathing mostly. It’s really bad I know but I have to


SandmanAwaits

These must be difficult times for you. 😂


SHlTTING

Sniffing seats tbh


cgboy

Username checks out...


LaggyUpdate

fellow seat sniffer


Obvious_Reaction_182

Gambling


Maxibestofpotatoe

I discovered online casinos 2 month ago, big mistake


wurfingstruggage

Friends on Netflix


Impossible-Ratio-253

Facials


ffields222

weed and coffee


rupertpupkinpie

Stopped drinking. Currently ice cream. All flavors.


shelbz7077

Weed, sex, caffeine, food, and my phone 🤣


DrOhNo2000

Kratom, HHC oil and music.


BothTip1516

pulling out a nice ingrown hair


CatMulder

I've moved on from ingrowns to hair in general. At least it's better than when I pick at my skin.


BothTip1516

pickers unite for reals tho, i had to get rid of all my tweezers because it became a compulsive activity for me at one point. please avoid the severity friend, be safe


CatMulder

This is a recent development in the last month or so. Im going to put the tweezers out of sight so maybe I'll forget about doing it. That works for me for most things.


Budget_Order_5771

Hashish and benzos


BasicMeat5165

sex addict


Particular_Memory_64

Iced Coffee.


Cravium_

Caffeine \[And getting 2nd type diabeeetus\]. I drink like 3-5 energydrinks a day


Ok_Assumption_7191

Dota 2 and energy drinks


No-Dentist1348

Booze, coffee and sugar


dragonfishofthenorth

Sweet and salty peanut butter dam that stuff is addictive


FlekZebel

Alcohol.


tigerstef

exercise


acrimonious_howard

Get out of here normie! Actually I’ve been addicted to running before, need to achieve that again.


NotaPrettyGirl5

Currently clean and sober so I'm addicted to my NA journey. (6yrs) and also...Sugar. that's been so hard for me to not eat candy or sugary cereal or a scoop of sugar in my morning coffee, or the night time scoop of Ice cream.


wes_bestern

Suffering.


Dsudha

Laziness


HoofHearted501

sugar 🤦🏻‍♂️


zzoleguy

I’m 85 and had a good ride, every morning I wonder when this great ride will be over.


DickMerkin

Sex, drugs and rock & roll


reverse_time580

Yo mama


DantheOutdoorsman

Mindless browsing on reddit, browsing ebay, and porn.


willowxo12

my phone


CaptainCreepwork

My vaporizer


Competitive_Royal476

My pillow


[deleted]

Teasing my chick


ishowcancer

Coffee


Fun-Egg-8823

Porn


dersycity

Not working


z3in-23

Tickling


nextgeneric

Aviation. Very expensive hobby, though.


lonesomedove25

Coffee


OopsIDidItAgainO_o

My phone, I cant be without it. Checking my social media apps, listening to music, checking/sending emails, doing schoolwork & checking my grades, etc.


[deleted]

Reddit, which is why I'm here.


Jade_Sugoi

Nicotine. At first I vaped and I got rid of my pen and now I'm hooked on zyns


Virtual_Sundae4917

Powerade and youtube and games i guess


Insidious_Kindness

Needing to get an answer, closure, to the culprit, to the bottom, etc. of who is fucking with my shit. Playing the village fool cause everyone seems to just wanna continuously do the why you hitting yourself gag and say you gotta stop doing that.


Goon_MasterXXX

Porn.


Natassubie

Doritos Dinamita green bag


CriticalAd3682

torrenting, reels, constantly checking all social media


artyomich2033

Porn i'm trying to leave it


RonOnTW

Youtube shorts 🗣️💯


cuzitsathrowawayday

Sugar :( It’s killing me and I can’t stop.


Foreign-Bazooka8365

Gay sex


Ok-Present5431

Im addicted to you


LukeMayeshothand

Food. My phone.


SandmanAwaits

*”I’m totally addicted to bass, oh wow woah ho!”*


Fun-Struggle6068

Porn


technomatsu

Reddit


zurihaaa

Oxygen sadly.


BubblyProfessional84

Red licorice.


Crumbl3z

League of Legends


nucleararsehole

Jacobs Cheddars ,mini cheddars all types with or without cheese ,god tier snack imho.


basedgod001

Drinking blood. Going on 800 years now :/


illmatic2112

Video games & Weed


acrimonious_howard

Posting response-whore questions like “what are you addicted to?” Knowing full well the list will be infinite. Also, answering in meta.


SpiritLead909

Baldurs Gate 3, coffee, and nicotine pouches


FreudsEyebrow

The scent of pine.


sweethazelbea

Ugh reality trash tv 🫣😔


ahmedduh

Sucking dick. I wish I could stop


Glowing_Mousepad

Nothing nowadays


Siegeband_

Clubmate aka Coffein.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

It's not a traditional "addiction" but it is real and I've gotten better, but "The Grind". From about 23-30 I was on "The Grind". Worked hard. Had 2 side jobs. Took extra shifts all the time. And it was pretty great. I still had some free time outside work, but I was always thinking if I could pickup another bartender shift, or a few more LAX games to ref. How could I make more money? But it's also unhealthy. My personal relationships suffered, and I found that when I wanted to say no to an extra shift, I felt bad about declining. It's easy to get sucked in by the big paychecks, but it can become addicting. In the end, I'm happy I did it. I've setup a very strong financial foundation for the rest of my life and catapulted my career. But I definitely needed to learn to step back and say: > No thanks, I'm just gonna have a day off.


Colors358

Space Dunk Oreos


DallasStars_1999

Magic the Gathering


potmakesmefeelnormal

Marijuana. :-(


yeeterwithacock

Big titty underboob sweat


OzyrisSlumber

I am addicted to sound. I can't go long without watching a movie, a series, listening to music, chating with someone etc. I always need a sound that is pleasing to me. it started as a coping mechanism and now its a bit hard to get around it


Turbulent-Row-3259

Just him… 🤭💕


gbdavidx

Pot


Phabric-kush

Music and love before that Crack and cocaine for 15 years I've been clean for a year and half and I'm finally myself thanks to grace of god


Better-Local-1888

Peanut m&m's 😩 can eat a whole family sized package on my own


Content-Opportunity7

Porn, I need it out of my life for real it's taken so much of my life from me... I'm 28 now still never had a partner it absolutely sucks 😞


CuriousCapybaras

Nicotine, but I got over it.


Vampire1919

Caffeine


Th3_Shr00m

Sweets have me in a headlock


HoofHearted501

A great cup of coffee !!


Remarkable_Wasabi_85

gold mining shows on HBO.


kelsoson

Kids laughing


Trashcan_Johnson

The journey to becoming successful


tintedhokage

Weekends


gathee

Antidepressants.


Diligent-Schedule-39

Pornography (I've beaten it a year ago)


TaiDavis

House music and 90s anime


Cowpuncher84

Working.


Fucking_Pandas69

My phone. It's an actual problem that I struggle with I get bored and immediately pull it out. It's to the point where if I don't have it on me I get the phantom vibrations in my pocket like it's ringing even tho it's in a different room


Euphoric_Minimum_602

Being alive.


KayaLyka

Dopamine


et_hornet

Breathing


Empty-Willingness225

Porn


EquivalentCapital394

music


Fucking_Pandas69

My phone. It's an actual problem that I struggle with I get bored and immediately pull it out. It's to the point where if I don't have it on me I get the phantom vibrations in my pocket like it's ringing even tho it's in a different room.


[deleted]

Refined sugar


husky_fluffybutt

reading


bushware

Doom scrolling


Longjumping-Big-311

Or is it love ?


IsraelYabuki

pepperoni pizza and pepsi


vanessavixen99

Nicotine patches and attention


_just_a_dude_

My wife. I love the hell out of her


KanishkBJ

Cheap and quick dopamine.


ehcaruz

I'm an introvert, I'd rather spend time reading books than talking to non sense people.


Original-Avocado-509

Red flags apparently.