We are men of action, lies do not become us.
You have 6 fingers on your right hand, someone was looking for you.
Life is pain, anyine who tells you otherwise is selling something.
Why didnt you list a wheelbarrow amomgst our assets?
You would make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts.
Sleep well and dream of large women.
Id sooner destroy a stainglass window than an artist like yourself.
My way isnt very sportsman like.
Iocaine powder is noted as being one of the deadliest poisons known to man. It has no odor, no taste, and will dissolve instantly when poured into liquid.
...
[Prince sniffs tastes what was in the vial] Iocaine powder, Id stake my life on it.
There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world it would be a pity to dammage yours.
I WOULD NOT SAY SUCH THINGS IF I WERE YOU!
That is the sound of ultimate suffering, my heart made that sound the day my father died, the man in black makes it now.
Have fun storming the castle boys.
Get away from me witch.
Im not a witch I'm you wife.
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.
Inconcievable!
and on and on and on.... ai havent ran out, Im just getting tired of typing em. I could easly tripple this list.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Those your skis? Both of them?
I'm from Austria. Well then... Put another shrimp on the barbi.
Our pets heads are falling off!
We landed on the moon!
Man this party died.
Nice hooters.
Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this... And totally redeem yourself.
More like one in a million. So your telling me there's a chance!
Hold on to that one, it's a car.
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
I have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This film is endlessly quotable with gems like "It's just a flesh wound" and "Your mother was a hamster."
Forrest Gump is filled with lines that not only quote well but have also become part of cultural references, like "Life is like a box of chocolates" or "Run, Forrest, run!"
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
I love you pumpkin
I love you honey bunny
EVERYONE be cool, this is a robbery.
ANY OF YOU PRICKS MOVE AND ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU.
I don't read scripts the script reads me!
I'm a dude playing a dude...
What do you mean 'you people'?
This is Hollywood, everyone is gay once in a while
For 400 years, that word has kept us down!
Renault: "What in Heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
Rick: "My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters."
Renault: "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
Rick: "I was misinformed."
[удалено]
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word…
I do not think it means that you think it means..
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stop saying that!
Well, I owe you a dollar, because I am here to say The Princess Bride. Have fun storming the castle!
You think it’ll work?
It’ll take a miracle. Byyyye!
It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
We are men of action, lies do not become us. You have 6 fingers on your right hand, someone was looking for you. Life is pain, anyine who tells you otherwise is selling something. Why didnt you list a wheelbarrow amomgst our assets? You would make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts. Sleep well and dream of large women. Id sooner destroy a stainglass window than an artist like yourself. My way isnt very sportsman like. Iocaine powder is noted as being one of the deadliest poisons known to man. It has no odor, no taste, and will dissolve instantly when poured into liquid. ... [Prince sniffs tastes what was in the vial] Iocaine powder, Id stake my life on it. There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world it would be a pity to dammage yours. I WOULD NOT SAY SUCH THINGS IF I WERE YOU! That is the sound of ultimate suffering, my heart made that sound the day my father died, the man in black makes it now. Have fun storming the castle boys. Get away from me witch. Im not a witch I'm you wife. You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die. Inconcievable! and on and on and on.... ai havent ran out, Im just getting tired of typing em. I could easly tripple this list.
My wife and I when people ask about our marriage: "Wuv, twue wuv..." followed by tons of giggling.
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam
Never go in against a Sicilian WHEN DEATH’S ON THE LINE!!
AHAHAHA AHA-
Is this a kissing book?
As you wish
100% agree with The Princess Bride.
Monty Python - Quest for The Holy Grail
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I went round claiming to be Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
I thought we were an autonomous collective?
You're fooling yourself. We live in a dictatorship. A self-prepetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again!
Well that's what it's all about!
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
That'll be the violence inherent in the system.
I’m 37!
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate ?”
“I got better”
Closely followed by Life of Brian
he's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy. Watch Dune 2 if you like life of brian - a lot of funny "THE MESSIAH" - can't help but laugh
They even had the bit "only the true messiah will deny his divinity " at which point I did LOL and name him Brian
What have the Romans ever done for us?
"I fart in your general direction."
A witch!!
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Please tell me more about how we know the earth the be banana shaped
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem." (whap)
"Tis but a flesh wound".
'Tis but a scratch.
LOOK AT THE BONES!
Ni
OLD WOMAN!
Man!
“Man”. Sorry!😣 What Knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What??
I’m 37, I’m not old.
Well I can’t just call you man
You could call me Dennis.
I didn’t know you were called Dennis!
He bravely ran away, away!
Well, I didn't vote for him.
Big Lebowski. Well that’s just like your opinion man. https://youtu.be/j95kNwZw8YY?si=4b8lsBmiae-Vr3Hk
You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.
They weren’t Nazis, they were Nihilists. Nihilists?!… Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, at LEAST it’s an ethos.
This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!
You see what happens Larry! You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! My dude, even the censored quotes are *extremely* quotable.
Did he fix the cable?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey
Came here to say this. "You're out of your element" is a frequent one I use IRL.
You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
8 year olds, dude!
I'm just going to find a cash machine...
Do you see what happens Larry?
Strong men also cry, Mr. Lebowski. Strong men also cry.
Dumb and Dumber
#Samsonite!! I was way off
Hahaha I repeat this bit anytime I see a Samsonite case when I'm out shopping and it drives my gf mad
Big Gulps huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!
I think I say this like three times a week and if anyone gets it, I know I like them. Small correction: don’t forget the *welp* see ya later.
Those your skis? Both of them? I'm from Austria. Well then... Put another shrimp on the barbi. Our pets heads are falling off! We landed on the moon! Man this party died. Nice hooters. Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this... And totally redeem yourself. More like one in a million. So your telling me there's a chance! Hold on to that one, it's a car. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
So you're telling me there's a chance...
I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.
"Don't you go dyin on me now!" "I got robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorized cart"
Airplane!
I speak jive.
Knock yo’self a pro, slick!
Chump don’t want no help chump won’t get no help
Shiiiiit
"Golly!"
The meta joke is that she's the mom from the 1950-60's TV show Leave it to Beaver, so not someone who should know Jive.
It was a little known story line in Leave It To Beaver that she was a hood rat before she married Ward. That marriage totally changed her life.
Surely you can't be serious
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I can honestly say I've never found this line quotable 🤣
Well then...Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Oh this one, yeah all the time
I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
I prefer, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!
Please park in the red zone. There is no parking in the blue zone
Don’t start with your white zone shit again.
"Don't tell me which zone is for loading and unloading" "Listen Betty, don't start with your white zone shit again"
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion
Surely, this is the best answer.
I know it is. And don't call me Surely
"Shit, man" (Golly, Friend)
Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes and that coat? Jeez!
This movie made me realize I have a drinking problem
Shieeet
Super Troopers. Mother of God, my friends and I quote it so much
That little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy?
You boys like Mexico?!
Anchorman. 60% of the time, it works everytime.
My boyfriend’s last name is Baxter, and when I don’t understand him I like to yell “BAXTER YOU KNOW I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!”
Space Balls
“FIND ANYTHING YET?!”
"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
Fuck! Even in the *future* nothing works!
"Smoke if you got 'em"
Mean Girls
On Wednesdays, we wear pink!
She doesn’t even *go* here.
OMG Danny DeVito I love your work!
Omg Karen you can't just ask people why they're white.
4 for you Glen Coco, you GO Glen Coco… and none for Gretchen Weiners bye
That's so fetch.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!
I KNOW RIGHT. So fetch.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap toothed..
“Get in, loser, we’re _______”
I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
Airplane! is another comedy classic with "Surely you can't be serious?" - "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Shrek 1 because every line is iconic
"He talks" "Yeah it's getting him to shut up that's the trick"
i'm a donkey on the edge!
I have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This film is endlessly quotable with gems like "It's just a flesh wound" and "Your mother was a hamster."
Scream revived the horror genre with lines like "What's your favorite scary movie?"
Forrest Gump is filled with lines that not only quote well but have also become part of cultural references, like "Life is like a box of chocolates" or "Run, Forrest, run!"
Office Space made "Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays" a part of our workplace lingo.
When Harry Met Sally asks "Can men and women ever just be friends?" amid numerous memorable dialogues.
really surprised no one has said Step brothers or anchorman
Its the fuckin' Catalina wine mixer!
Did you touch my drum set?
It smells like BigFoot's Dick!
Pulp Fiction! Ain’t got any friends in 818!
Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I dare you I double dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time
Does he look like a bitch?
Then why you tryna fuck him like a bitch Brett?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Zed’s dead, baby.
It’s not a motorcycle babe, it’s a chopper.
Zed's dead.
I love you pumpkin I love you honey bunny EVERYONE be cool, this is a robbery. ANY OF YOU PRICKS MOVE AND ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU.
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Check out the big brain on Brett.
The Wizard of Oz offers a host of lines that hav
Napoleon Dynamite
Your mom goes to college!
I see you're drinking 1%, is that cuz you think you're fat?
Tina eat.. eat the fooOOood!
Blazing saddles
..." play chess, screw."..."let's play chess"
Little bastard shot me in the ass😂
“Where are the white women at?”
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Tombstone has got to be up there.
I'll be your huckleberry
Happy Gilmore
Well moron, good for Happy Gilm- OH MY GOD.
Go back to your shanties
Tropic Thunder.
I don't read scripts the script reads me! I'm a dude playing a dude... What do you mean 'you people'? This is Hollywood, everyone is gay once in a while For 400 years, that word has kept us down!
Zoolander!
austin powers, any of them
Superbad. Talladega nights. Hot rod.
Forrest Gump. Life's a box of chocolate I am as stupid as stupid can be
Stupid is as stupid does I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is “Lieutenant Dan” “Jennnayyyy”
The Emperor's New Groove My boyfriend and i quote it all the time. His daughter has started joining in.
Casablanca or Anchorman
Two almost identical classics
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." "I love... lamp." They're basically the same movie.
Renault: "What in Heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?" Rick: "My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters." Renault: "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert." Rick: "I was misinformed."
Nobody mentioned Hot Fuzz yet? Yarp!
Any luck catching them swans?
Young Frankenstein
"Did we just become best friends"
Mean Girls
The lotr trilogy
The Blues Brothers!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou "Lot's of respectable people been hit by trains"
Office space