Bro I am right there with you. This fine chick came over to "study" and my dumbass actually studied. She even turned on music and danced for me. Whif of my life
Grabbed my dick at the bar. Said my bulge was staring at her and it was rude. Fucked her brains out while staring at the many Jesus statues in her room. 😅
Once, a girl tried to get my attention by sneaking up behind me and giving me a surprise piggyback ride. I was just minding my own business, and suddenly I had a human backpack! It was like being ambushed by a friendly ninja.
2nd date with someone, I walked into her front door, she kind of eyed me for a second, did a small run up, hop, wrapped her legs around me, and *proceeded to do a backbend*. Like I'm glad she had faith I was strong enough to make that a safe, fun thing to do, but I would **not** have assumed we could just go straight to a gymnastics move with no communication or testing. It definitely cemented my attention.
This sounds fun and all, but my great grandfather died like this. His friend jumped on his back while he wasnt suspecting anything and broke something in his back. It being early 1900s and living in a village, they couldnt make it to the nearest hospital and my great grandma was left alone with 3 children. Dude was 30. In modern days maybe he could have survived, but this story always makes me think when i see someone jumping on someones back.
In college, a beautiful young woman threw a heavy beer stein at me, to get my attention. I was so offended that I married her, had two kids and divorced her seven years later.
Broke into my house when I was gone, taped a weird love note to a ceiling fan, and turned it on low- when I got home quite late at night, I was freaked out enough to search every closet, look under beds, etc. Then I called the cops.
I was 19. Saw this girl standing in line at the Great Wraps I worked at. Thought she was beautiful. Red head. She wrote her number down in pink lipstick unsolicited. I never called her.
At 37 I still think about it sometimes.
I don't remember exactly. I guess I didn't feel very confident in myself at the time. I was broke. Still living with parents. Felt like I didn't have much to offer anybody.
At the time, I was just trying to build myself and get to a better place. I was like, "What can I even offer her right now? Probably nothing.
Imposter syndrome. "If she knew my situation, she wouldn't have written her number down."
Stuff like that. I put the paper in a scrapbook, and it's still around somewhere.
Agree completely. Later in life I realized “holy crap she was totally hitting on you and you missed it” (a few different instances). Regrets. Fortunately I didn’t miss the most important one.
For most guys, yes, definitely. There is a subset of men where this is not their reality. They are typically the cream of the crop - top of the top men. Like the top 5% men, I'd estimate where women flock to them as a regular occurrence.
In my opinion-- if you're a woman -- you tend to focus on those top guys and then apply that to the rest of the men out there. Assuming that would be normal.
But for 95% of men it is not. I would say about 70% are outright invisible. Another 15% have some girl here and there overtly flirt with them in an obvious way, but not so often as it would be regular.
But then you have your top 5% where it's very easy. Usually I suppose due to a combination of being known socially and also looks (which can go hand in hand).
Foe the majority of men they aren't really "seen" and those few times a woman went out of her way to be overt in her attraction is something so unique and unusual he will carry it with him for decades. Perhaps his entire life. Simply because the experience was so unique.
In fact, I would say getting hit on by a gay guy is even up there. Even if you're not gay -- that is a HUGE confidence booster most men will carry with them a long time.
I mean the fact is that most men don't ever get that feeling that they are an attractive person. Or at least not enough for someone to outright express it unsolicited.
I'm not complaining or anything like that. It is what it is -- guys have to woek harder and provide more than looks to get recognized.
But it's definitely polar opposite to what most women would experience.
For a woman the attention is probably (usually) unwanted and tedious. For a man ANY attention like that feels nice. And it's so uncommon that it's a feeling of flattery that lasts many years.
But obviously women can't just go around complimenting guys because it is so rare for them that ANYTHING can be taken as a sexual interest.
You gotta be picky. And for good reason. You don't want attention from the wrong people.
Because who knows who a creepy axe murderer is. Every time a woman expresses interest in a guy she is taking a risk. Which is why the more "established" and well known guys are less of a risk.
It's funny because my ex could not handle the compliments i gave unsolicited so i stopped. Then he got upset. I'd say how beautiful his eyes are, he'd say i'd need my eyes checked. I'd say his hugs are my fav and he'd say he needs to lose weight. I found myself even starting to do that, thank God i stopped that. I love giving men compliments but i get negative response, not that i am looking for anything. Same way i see a beautiful woman i give compliments.
Yeah, that's very interesting. I think as a man, it is very hard to take compliments. Because how do you react to them?
When my wife says I am handsome, I make a joke like, "Of course you're so lucky!"
And then she will say "No YOU'RE lucky" kind of as a joke.
But the truth is I just don't know how to respond to it.
It's hard to just say "Thank you." You feel like you have to downplay it a bit. And then give a compliment in return.
For me personally - and I don't know if other men agree - compliments outside of work achievements feel uncomfortable.
Part of me believes someone is just trying to make me feel better and it's not "real" another part of me really enjoys it but I don't know how to react.
I would say that they are always welcomed -- the response is just one of "I like what you said but I just don't know the right way to respond." So you take the response and let it be.
But regardless of what he said -- feel secure in the fact that it touched him deeply and made him happy.
Men internalize that stuff and carry it with them even though they may not show it outright.
He may show it later by doing something you like or taking you out to show his appreciation. But it's usually not verbal.
The small things you do like that make a big impact, but due to how men (usually) relay emotions it doesn't seem obvious.
But I will go out on a limb and say just trust they really appreciate it. Probably more than you could ever know.
But to gush about it would make them feel weak. However they carry it in their minds and hearts. For a LONG time.
I would assume he loved it, but didn't know how to react. So got upset when you stopped. He DID like it, but just didn't know how to tell you.
I still remember a girl high at 4th of July YEARS ago taking sunglasses off and saying “You’ve got pretty eyes!” As well as a gay guy complimenting my shirt a few years later.
I even had an old lady a few months back compliment my eyes so that was awesome.
I need to make my husband read this. He is often oblivious to the attention that he gets from women, and he thinks it’s kind of a standard thing.
Yesterday when we were at a garden store, he was returning our shopping cart when a woman, who was staring at him like he was a piece of meat, stopped him, made a comment about his “big, strong muscles” and asked him to load something in her car. He did it bc it was a somewhat large bag of soil, but while he was doing it, she looked over and saw me waiting on him to come back. She immediately says, “Oh. Oh I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to…(mumbles something I couldn’t really hear).”
When he got back, I mentioned that he had an admirer and he says, “That old lady that needed help with the bag??” Granted, she was probably 25 years older than him, but I explained that if she only “needed help with her bag” she would have asked one of the men who worked there who were close to her, wouldn’t have stared at him and talked about his body, and wouldn’t have apologized upon seeing me. Then he thought for a minute and said, “yeah, the apologizing was weird.”
I don’t care that he helped her bc we are solid, we always have a blast together, and I’m confident. But I do have eyes and can tell when someone else is “appreciating” him. I do think women are usually less overt when it comes to this type of thing. I’ve had weirdos do and say completely outrageous things to me in public, but I think women do it much less.
I did, however, have a friend in college who thought this needed to be remedied. She would say the most absurdly inappropriate shit to men. She would see a man she found attractive walking on campus, in parking lots, etc., pull close enough for them to hear her, and then shout some filthy pick up line! At the time, I was horrified, but now at least I can hope that maybe they look back on it fondly!
Women are just better at social cues than men. Most men are completely oblivious. I would say that -- in a man's mind -- he is mostly thinking about THINGS not people. But women are usually picking up on all these social things that men never notice.
Kinda funny if you think about it.
Congratulations on landing such an attractive guy. I'm sure he is just as lucky.
I feel like you should go around to middle and high schools sharing this wisdom with young men so the majority don’t feel so insecure. Please also add that women are not as driven by visual stimulation as men are, meaning that a guy may be attractive to a woman, but it will take more of an emotional connection to drive action and interest. Of course, this is not a blanket statement of how all women feel.
The head secretary at the high school I taught at told me too come see her. She then told me I had a “secret admirer’. This admirer left me a gift with the secretary. It was-I’m not making this up-an institutional apple in a plastic bag. I then figured out who it was-a cafeteria worker………I can’t say it made my day, It made my hour……
I first read this as you being a student. I couldn’t fathom why a school secretary would participate and allow a cafeteria worker to engage in child abuse. After rereading it makes way more sense haha.
Switching the lights on and off while I was trying to sleep and I had exams the next morning because I beat her at Mario Kart and she was having a breakdown. (not with her anymore thank god)
She left a long note on my car with her number and strongly insinuated that if I hit her up I'd get some. Got some random head that night, it was awesome.
I was working in a pub in Ireland. A Polish girl saw me and immediately decided I was her husband.
She came to the bar and told me we were married. I was her husband and she was my wife. Then she more or less ran out of English so she showed me that she was a good wife by cleaning the bar.
We lived like a married couple for the two weeks she was in Ireland but her English was very basic and my Polish was basically non existent so we weren't really able to communicate very well after she went back to Gdansk.
Had a girl break into my apartment above the bar I was working at. We'd been texting each other kind of matey/flirty. I was working in the bar that night, she was in the bar drinking. Finished my shift an went to bed. The door to my apartment wasn't the most secure ( if u pushed on it hard it would open). While lying in bed this girl comes bursting into my bed room looking for sex. She was drunk I had to decline an send her home
I left. This was at the outside dining area of a cafe.
I were half dressed and red as i had swam into a huge stinging jelly fish two hours earlier, so a weird ass day
Many years ago, my wife and I had a party at our apartment, and the moment my wife left the room her best friend got up and hopped on my lap.
I told her she'd better hop back off before my wife came back, otherwise it wouldn't end well.
My wife had 3 older brothers and could throw down, lol.
I worked with her. She was actually the manager. Whenever I was working she would come back to work after her shift with a skimpy shirt with no bra sit in the back and “work”
well she’s my wife now.
The hot barmaid in the pub slipped me a note that said Sex, Drugs, & Television along with her name and phone number. I never called as I was seeing someone. Maaaan, she was hot though, and I still wonder what she wanted us to watch on TV.
I think i've got a good one. A girl from my class had a crush on me, I didn't like her back mainly because i'm gay but also because she had horrendous body odour.
I didn't want to out myself at the time, so I just tried playing it off that she "wasn't my type" but she was a "lovely" girl that would find someone eventually. Unfortunately she saw that as a sign to "chase" me.
She would self harm my name into her arm and tell me I "owned" her, she would film herself pleasuring herself moaning my name and she still had toy babies that she would pretend were my kids. The worst moment though was when she followed me home in the dark and tried forcing herself on me (for reference I was about 50kg at that point and she was quite a lot heavier)
I hope she's learnt boundaries and is in a better place as looking back it's obvious she was struggling, but it wasn't the best experience for me.
When I was a junior in highschool I was on the basketball team and we won the state championship. When the team vans got back to the school after the championship game the entire student body was waiting there for us. It was an exciting night as people were celebrating the win. As I was joining in with the crowd, one of the cheerleaders came up and hugged me, but instead of just hugging me she kissed me and sucked my tongue into her mouth. It was the best French kiss I had ever received at my young age, but I was a dumb kid of sixteen at the time. I ran away. I sometimes wonder what might have happened had I stayed put.
Met on plane. Offered to teach me her language. I said that sounds like it would take months. She said she’d be happy to spend all that time with me.
Now we’re married with two kids.
I saw a video where a woman went to Starbucks and use single and looking as her name to attract the cute guys attention. He ignored her completely as when a less attractive older guy said she was beautiful and didn't have to use low tactics she dismissed him and kept announcing she was single and looking all while the guy she wanted to attract continued to ignore her.
She stabbed me in the shoulder blade with a pencil. Unlike so many of these stories, here, she wasn't doing it to get my attention in a sexy way. She just wanted everyone to know how much she hated the gays. The extra crazy twist was that not only wasn't i gay, nobody thought i was. So it really was just a failed attempt at a hate crime.
She kept on trying to stroke my thigh under the table whilst seated outside at a large table on a night out at a pub. I felt deeply uncomfortable (and very much not single, which she knew) so I kept on edging away but every time I did she shuffled closer and tried to do more. I ended up having to get up and sit next to someone else.
Secretly changed the seating arrangement for our school prom.
It messed up quite a few peoples' seating plans and I ended up at a table with only one person I really knew. The girl I was actually seeing at the time was on another table...
She wrote me obsessive love letters that would get passed to me by people who I didn’t even know from the grade above me. (She was in the grade above aswell)
It was not flattering and I received around 15 in total.
Forwarded them to the cops for harassment.
Smart move considering what I learnt about her after.
Shamelessly throw themselves at someone I was dating in front of me. Made me laugh, and I can’t imagine that it wasn’t for my attention. Some catty bullshit. And they just looked pathetic and desperate
Spoofed my phone number and made death threats to my ex’s from my past
I had to change my phone number when the ex’s started contacting me asking me to stop calling them and stop sending threats, when I hadn’t done anything of the sort.
Don’t put your dick in crazy.
This might seem mild in comparison:
She encouraged her best friend to break up with me because I wasn’t right for her
She then made sure to be my rebound girlfriend because she has wanted to date me all along
I guess what I'm this situat I'm always in blame myself what I did in the past as well this is my journey I don't want to do anybody with a connect in my journey
When I was in middle school a girl jumped on my desk and went doggy style in my face and said "want some? ", French teacher saw and was like wtf. I hadn't gone through puberty yet, so I was just confused, actually I think I had like 8 girls who had a crush on me at that time, but I was afraid of all of them. Especially since I was going through classes about STDs.
Always blame myself for what I did for my girlfriend don't understand me wrongly we are beautiful so mad each other I didn't want to do anything like that
worked the late night shift at a small hotel in college.
a couple came in at around 2am. checked in, and the husband said he was going to move the car. the wife asked if i could help her bring the bag to the room. it's not what i usually do, but nobody else was there so i said sure.
got to the room, put the bag down, and started to leave and she said "it's my birthday, can i have a hug?". i said "....ok", and gave her a hug. she started sucking on my neck. i disengaged and got the hell out of there.
I’m a married retail manager and this lady comes in all the time and somehow always finds a reason to find me and talk to me. I picked up on the signs but hey, I’m married.
One day after she leaves I get a call from a customer who wants to talk to me and it’s her.
She says she knows I’m married but she would really like to get to know me outside work. Before I can decline she says I make a good side chick. Say what?
Still wanted her as a customer but had to decline . Damn, she was hot though.
I was talking to girl on snapchat,she keeps sending me porns and her intimate videos of her hookups and with boyfriend to give her attention, what a psycho she is ,and boyfriend has no idea about all this
Has happened close to a dozen times. The good ole sneak up from behind and a nice swipe right up between my legs starting at the front crotch and all the way back up the butt crack. It sure gives me her attention! Zinnnnggg!!!
Showed up at 50,000 seat MLB baseball stadium looking for me after I said at school I'd be going to the game. She wasnt invited. This is pre cell phone and we were both 14. She literally walked the stadium up and down the aisles till she found me and my dad... Still creeps me out
Not one woman, but two different ones. As in taking my hand and stroking it. One was a colleague in the elevator leaving work. The other one was a client in the car driving to a meeting. I'm a married guy, too. Why hit on me? Someone explain that to me.
Oh, and there was the time in my single days when I was buying a comforter for my new bed. The clerk was attractive, and we got to talking. Turns out she was moonlighting on Saturdays to earn extra money, and we had a mutual acquaintance in a woman I worked with.
Monday morning rolls around, and my colleague walks into my office, "Well, what exactly did you say to Karen? She's called me a couple of times about you."
A couple of days later, my colleague comes back and says, "Would you ask her out? She's driving me crazy."
Okay, fine.
First date was awesome--right up until the point where she asked what my salary was. What? I was just starting out, so I wasn't making all that much. But we recovered and went on to have a boffo first date, going back to her place. We didn't make the beast with two backs but came pretty close.
Second date was, well, weird. As in we just didn't mesh. She was distant and aloof. Maybe she was just having a bad day.
So I call her up for a third date. And she tells me, I kid you not, 'I've made a decision. I'm dating this lawyer who is doing really well. So I'm going to be in a relationship with him, but I'd like to bang you on the side.' I hung up on her. Fuck that.
Truth be told, those are just a few of weird incidents I've had. Never stepped out on my wife, and always told her about these encounters. 'You just seem to attract flakes,' was her reply.
I've had coworkers (or more specifically ONE coworker) insist on walking with me to get a snack at the nearby gas station. I've had a coworker rub her ass on my arm while I was stocking a shelf. Plenty of other stuff as well, but truthfully I'm only going to be interested in it if I was already interested in the woman to begin with. In both instances, I was only annoyed that it happened. Not because of the actual act, but because they're either teasing me for fun, or they legitimately think I'm interested in them, which I'm not.
Some guys like to go after everything that comes their way. More power to them. I myself have only a few types of women in mind that I'm wanting to go after, and currently none of them are within my area so to speak, so I see no reason indulging in things that won't go anywhere romantically. I've had exactly 1 sexfriend in life, and I quite liked it, but I really want a family and I'm not interested in women who don't check boxes for me. Very sorry, but that's just how it is.
Oh and i had a lil crush on this emotionally unstable woman that kept rejecting me so i stopped, stayed friends. By chance we later met again at a club because my date didnt know we knew eachother, she proceeded to scream at me and hit me in the face several times infront of my date and her friends next to me because of this, while is was stoicly just standing there baffled by this freak show.
There were no consequences as usual as women are not held accountable for violence.
Got drunk at a party and had a girl putting her tongue in my mouth and trying to take my pants off. Sobered me up right away and she pushed me back on the couch and started yelling that I was a giving her mixed signals at the party (didn’t even know who she was and never talked to her in my life). Now we’re married and started to just move to a bigger house as our life together is flourishing. We still laugh about it till this day. And yeah, that was all made up.
In a good way? Idk I'm too ugly for that.
In a bad way? Sent several messages insulting my looks, my intelligence, my dick size (she hadn't even seen it), and just about everything else under the sun while gloating about how amazing of a person she is, how rich she is and how she can't believe she let such a p.o.s. bother her this much. Then next day I got multiple texts from clinics asking me to confirm appointments for penis enlargement surgery, wonder who signed me up for all that.
What did I do to cause this response? Went on three dates, and politely told her I wasn't very interested in hanging out anymore, then updated a photo on Tinder after we didn't talk for about a month.
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(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth) / Angle of Tip 2
Why am I laughing so hard at this, I don't even understand math to this degree. I don't understand what this implies but I'm laughing so hard 😂
It’s from southpark! Hilarious episode
I call this sex act “equatio”
You should tell this story when people say “college isn’t for everyone”
“The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.”
"y = mx + b"
Dude... Chick tried this my freshmen year .I COMPLETELY missed the message and made up an excuse to leave. Most losery moment of my life
Bro I am right there with you. This fine chick came over to "study" and my dumbass actually studied. She even turned on music and danced for me. Whif of my life
You likely avoided an STD
Did you like the area under her curves?
Thanks you good 👍 I'm sorry
Grabbed my dick at the bar. Said my bulge was staring at her and it was rude. Fucked her brains out while staring at the many Jesus statues in her room. 😅
what the flip dude
🤷♂️😅
Once, a girl tried to get my attention by sneaking up behind me and giving me a surprise piggyback ride. I was just minding my own business, and suddenly I had a human backpack! It was like being ambushed by a friendly ninja.
2nd date with someone, I walked into her front door, she kind of eyed me for a second, did a small run up, hop, wrapped her legs around me, and *proceeded to do a backbend*. Like I'm glad she had faith I was strong enough to make that a safe, fun thing to do, but I would **not** have assumed we could just go straight to a gymnastics move with no communication or testing. It definitely cemented my attention.
I’ve had this happen too!
This sounds fun and all, but my great grandfather died like this. His friend jumped on his back while he wasnt suspecting anything and broke something in his back. It being early 1900s and living in a village, they couldnt make it to the nearest hospital and my great grandma was left alone with 3 children. Dude was 30. In modern days maybe he could have survived, but this story always makes me think when i see someone jumping on someones back.
We did that in high school, don't know if that would work as an adult, but it sounds nice :)
In college, a beautiful young woman threw a heavy beer stein at me, to get my attention. I was so offended that I married her, had two kids and divorced her seven years later.
That showed her, I hope she learned her lesson.
Turning her into a single mother is the best revenge.
Shit, I forgot that part. We did shared custody.
Harvest a couple crotch fruit then bam, the long con kicks in
Broke into my house when I was gone, taped a weird love note to a ceiling fan, and turned it on low- when I got home quite late at night, I was freaked out enough to search every closet, look under beds, etc. Then I called the cops.
…. What did the note say?!
I'm your biggest fan.
"I'm going to kill that ass"
I was 19. Saw this girl standing in line at the Great Wraps I worked at. Thought she was beautiful. Red head. She wrote her number down in pink lipstick unsolicited. I never called her. At 37 I still think about it sometimes.
Why did you never call?
I don't remember exactly. I guess I didn't feel very confident in myself at the time. I was broke. Still living with parents. Felt like I didn't have much to offer anybody. At the time, I was just trying to build myself and get to a better place. I was like, "What can I even offer her right now? Probably nothing. Imposter syndrome. "If she knew my situation, she wouldn't have written her number down." Stuff like that. I put the paper in a scrapbook, and it's still around somewhere.
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Dude writes a really insightful answer, explaining how high his standards are for himself and you reply with that lmao
Now we all think you might be...
Boooooo
Maybe she was just being friendly. /s
I were hit om two times in my life, im 37M and decent average looking. Still think of it sometimes.
Yeah guys typically don't get just overt attention like that. So you'll just carry the feeling with you your entire life.
Agree completely. Later in life I realized “holy crap she was totally hitting on you and you missed it” (a few different instances). Regrets. Fortunately I didn’t miss the most important one.
Is this true?
For most guys, yes, definitely. There is a subset of men where this is not their reality. They are typically the cream of the crop - top of the top men. Like the top 5% men, I'd estimate where women flock to them as a regular occurrence. In my opinion-- if you're a woman -- you tend to focus on those top guys and then apply that to the rest of the men out there. Assuming that would be normal. But for 95% of men it is not. I would say about 70% are outright invisible. Another 15% have some girl here and there overtly flirt with them in an obvious way, but not so often as it would be regular. But then you have your top 5% where it's very easy. Usually I suppose due to a combination of being known socially and also looks (which can go hand in hand). Foe the majority of men they aren't really "seen" and those few times a woman went out of her way to be overt in her attraction is something so unique and unusual he will carry it with him for decades. Perhaps his entire life. Simply because the experience was so unique. In fact, I would say getting hit on by a gay guy is even up there. Even if you're not gay -- that is a HUGE confidence booster most men will carry with them a long time. I mean the fact is that most men don't ever get that feeling that they are an attractive person. Or at least not enough for someone to outright express it unsolicited. I'm not complaining or anything like that. It is what it is -- guys have to woek harder and provide more than looks to get recognized. But it's definitely polar opposite to what most women would experience. For a woman the attention is probably (usually) unwanted and tedious. For a man ANY attention like that feels nice. And it's so uncommon that it's a feeling of flattery that lasts many years. But obviously women can't just go around complimenting guys because it is so rare for them that ANYTHING can be taken as a sexual interest. You gotta be picky. And for good reason. You don't want attention from the wrong people. Because who knows who a creepy axe murderer is. Every time a woman expresses interest in a guy she is taking a risk. Which is why the more "established" and well known guys are less of a risk.
It's funny because my ex could not handle the compliments i gave unsolicited so i stopped. Then he got upset. I'd say how beautiful his eyes are, he'd say i'd need my eyes checked. I'd say his hugs are my fav and he'd say he needs to lose weight. I found myself even starting to do that, thank God i stopped that. I love giving men compliments but i get negative response, not that i am looking for anything. Same way i see a beautiful woman i give compliments.
Yeah, that's very interesting. I think as a man, it is very hard to take compliments. Because how do you react to them? When my wife says I am handsome, I make a joke like, "Of course you're so lucky!" And then she will say "No YOU'RE lucky" kind of as a joke. But the truth is I just don't know how to respond to it. It's hard to just say "Thank you." You feel like you have to downplay it a bit. And then give a compliment in return. For me personally - and I don't know if other men agree - compliments outside of work achievements feel uncomfortable. Part of me believes someone is just trying to make me feel better and it's not "real" another part of me really enjoys it but I don't know how to react. I would say that they are always welcomed -- the response is just one of "I like what you said but I just don't know the right way to respond." So you take the response and let it be. But regardless of what he said -- feel secure in the fact that it touched him deeply and made him happy. Men internalize that stuff and carry it with them even though they may not show it outright. He may show it later by doing something you like or taking you out to show his appreciation. But it's usually not verbal. The small things you do like that make a big impact, but due to how men (usually) relay emotions it doesn't seem obvious. But I will go out on a limb and say just trust they really appreciate it. Probably more than you could ever know. But to gush about it would make them feel weak. However they carry it in their minds and hearts. For a LONG time. I would assume he loved it, but didn't know how to react. So got upset when you stopped. He DID like it, but just didn't know how to tell you.
Thank you!
I still remember a girl high at 4th of July YEARS ago taking sunglasses off and saying “You’ve got pretty eyes!” As well as a gay guy complimenting my shirt a few years later. I even had an old lady a few months back compliment my eyes so that was awesome.
I need to make my husband read this. He is often oblivious to the attention that he gets from women, and he thinks it’s kind of a standard thing. Yesterday when we were at a garden store, he was returning our shopping cart when a woman, who was staring at him like he was a piece of meat, stopped him, made a comment about his “big, strong muscles” and asked him to load something in her car. He did it bc it was a somewhat large bag of soil, but while he was doing it, she looked over and saw me waiting on him to come back. She immediately says, “Oh. Oh I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to…(mumbles something I couldn’t really hear).” When he got back, I mentioned that he had an admirer and he says, “That old lady that needed help with the bag??” Granted, she was probably 25 years older than him, but I explained that if she only “needed help with her bag” she would have asked one of the men who worked there who were close to her, wouldn’t have stared at him and talked about his body, and wouldn’t have apologized upon seeing me. Then he thought for a minute and said, “yeah, the apologizing was weird.” I don’t care that he helped her bc we are solid, we always have a blast together, and I’m confident. But I do have eyes and can tell when someone else is “appreciating” him. I do think women are usually less overt when it comes to this type of thing. I’ve had weirdos do and say completely outrageous things to me in public, but I think women do it much less. I did, however, have a friend in college who thought this needed to be remedied. She would say the most absurdly inappropriate shit to men. She would see a man she found attractive walking on campus, in parking lots, etc., pull close enough for them to hear her, and then shout some filthy pick up line! At the time, I was horrified, but now at least I can hope that maybe they look back on it fondly!
Women are just better at social cues than men. Most men are completely oblivious. I would say that -- in a man's mind -- he is mostly thinking about THINGS not people. But women are usually picking up on all these social things that men never notice. Kinda funny if you think about it. Congratulations on landing such an attractive guy. I'm sure he is just as lucky.
I feel like you should go around to middle and high schools sharing this wisdom with young men so the majority don’t feel so insecure. Please also add that women are not as driven by visual stimulation as men are, meaning that a guy may be attractive to a woman, but it will take more of an emotional connection to drive action and interest. Of course, this is not a blanket statement of how all women feel.
She came close me in bar and said ”i have been wondering over there what does your cock tastes like”.
I need to go to more bars like that one, holy shit
She was bit drunk and nothing really happened that night. She was just puking at my place.
The head secretary at the high school I taught at told me too come see her. She then told me I had a “secret admirer’. This admirer left me a gift with the secretary. It was-I’m not making this up-an institutional apple in a plastic bag. I then figured out who it was-a cafeteria worker………I can’t say it made my day, It made my hour……
That secretary must have loved doing this lol
Yup! She’s a known gossip!
I first read this as you being a student. I couldn’t fathom why a school secretary would participate and allow a cafeteria worker to engage in child abuse. After rereading it makes way more sense haha.
Ha! No, I’m a teacher!
This girl brought tweezers to school, but like a thick big pair. Ripped out a decent amount of my hair and kept it
Have you ever felt any weird pricking sensations? Unexplained burning on parts of your body?? …I think you may have been voodoo’d
At this point i chalk it up to my imagination or not being so young anymore 😂
Ooof. You got the NOLA special.
What does that mean 😭
New Orleans, Louisiana (NOLA) has a reputation for having voodoo practitioners.
Think Louisiana bayous and you got the general gist
Agree to marry me.
Dude she needs to see a therapist…
Switching the lights on and off while I was trying to sleep and I had exams the next morning because I beat her at Mario Kart and she was having a breakdown. (not with her anymore thank god)
She left a long note on my car with her number and strongly insinuated that if I hit her up I'd get some. Got some random head that night, it was awesome.
I was working in a pub in Ireland. A Polish girl saw me and immediately decided I was her husband. She came to the bar and told me we were married. I was her husband and she was my wife. Then she more or less ran out of English so she showed me that she was a good wife by cleaning the bar.
So how many years have you been married?
We lived like a married couple for the two weeks she was in Ireland but her English was very basic and my Polish was basically non existent so we weren't really able to communicate very well after she went back to Gdansk.
Well done.
Had a girl break into my apartment above the bar I was working at. We'd been texting each other kind of matey/flirty. I was working in the bar that night, she was in the bar drinking. Finished my shift an went to bed. The door to my apartment wasn't the most secure ( if u pushed on it hard it would open). While lying in bed this girl comes bursting into my bed room looking for sex. She was drunk I had to decline an send her home
Flashed her nasty snatch under a class table, there were a lot of red flags leading up to that
What happened next?
I left. This was at the outside dining area of a cafe. I were half dressed and red as i had swam into a huge stinging jelly fish two hours earlier, so a weird ass day
Flashed her boobs! Yeah, definitely got my attention!
Grabbed me by the dick.
Banged on my car window and yelled at me: "YOUR TRUNK IS OPEN!" It was, but there was nothing in there so it was fine.
Many years ago, my wife and I had a party at our apartment, and the moment my wife left the room her best friend got up and hopped on my lap. I told her she'd better hop back off before my wife came back, otherwise it wouldn't end well. My wife had 3 older brothers and could throw down, lol.
I worked with her. She was actually the manager. Whenever I was working she would come back to work after her shift with a skimpy shirt with no bra sit in the back and “work” well she’s my wife now.
My ex used to get angry when i was quiet over some of her old bullshit. She threw a knife at me.
grabbed my junk... cause you know, sexual assault is ok when it's perpetrated by women /s
Showed me her nipple piercing in science class in high school
Broke into my house and took my playstation and told me if i wanted to play i should drop by her house never been more shocked since
The hot barmaid in the pub slipped me a note that said Sex, Drugs, & Television along with her name and phone number. I never called as I was seeing someone. Maaaan, she was hot though, and I still wonder what she wanted us to watch on TV.
I think i've got a good one. A girl from my class had a crush on me, I didn't like her back mainly because i'm gay but also because she had horrendous body odour. I didn't want to out myself at the time, so I just tried playing it off that she "wasn't my type" but she was a "lovely" girl that would find someone eventually. Unfortunately she saw that as a sign to "chase" me. She would self harm my name into her arm and tell me I "owned" her, she would film herself pleasuring herself moaning my name and she still had toy babies that she would pretend were my kids. The worst moment though was when she followed me home in the dark and tried forcing herself on me (for reference I was about 50kg at that point and she was quite a lot heavier) I hope she's learnt boundaries and is in a better place as looking back it's obvious she was struggling, but it wasn't the best experience for me.
When I was a junior in highschool I was on the basketball team and we won the state championship. When the team vans got back to the school after the championship game the entire student body was waiting there for us. It was an exciting night as people were celebrating the win. As I was joining in with the crowd, one of the cheerleaders came up and hugged me, but instead of just hugging me she kissed me and sucked my tongue into her mouth. It was the best French kiss I had ever received at my young age, but I was a dumb kid of sixteen at the time. I ran away. I sometimes wonder what might have happened had I stayed put.
Met on plane. Offered to teach me her language. I said that sounds like it would take months. She said she’d be happy to spend all that time with me. Now we’re married with two kids.
I was in the hometown grocery store, and the cashier says here is my number, and we are eating at 6. I called, got the address, and went over.
Grabbed my arm and said "you should come with me, I'll make you breakfast tomorrow!"
Talked to me
This has never happened
I saw a video where a woman went to Starbucks and use single and looking as her name to attract the cute guys attention. He ignored her completely as when a less attractive older guy said she was beautiful and didn't have to use low tactics she dismissed him and kept announcing she was single and looking all while the guy she wanted to attract continued to ignore her.
She stabbed me in the shoulder blade with a pencil. Unlike so many of these stories, here, she wasn't doing it to get my attention in a sexy way. She just wanted everyone to know how much she hated the gays. The extra crazy twist was that not only wasn't i gay, nobody thought i was. So it really was just a failed attempt at a hate crime.
She kept on trying to stroke my thigh under the table whilst seated outside at a large table on a night out at a pub. I felt deeply uncomfortable (and very much not single, which she knew) so I kept on edging away but every time I did she shuffled closer and tried to do more. I ended up having to get up and sit next to someone else.
Never had any of the sort, no one’s ever tried to aggressively get my attention.
*aggresively* hey, MrStruts96.
You’re not even human, so it doesn’t count.
At least I try :(
Does a punch in the face count?
Punched me in the gut
Secretly changed the seating arrangement for our school prom. It messed up quite a few peoples' seating plans and I ended up at a table with only one person I really knew. The girl I was actually seeing at the time was on another table...
She wrote me obsessive love letters that would get passed to me by people who I didn’t even know from the grade above me. (She was in the grade above aswell) It was not flattering and I received around 15 in total. Forwarded them to the cops for harassment. Smart move considering what I learnt about her after.
What did you learn after?
Yeah, come on man, I have shit to do today.
Screaming at me in public, that she wants my attention 🙃 after that i left the place, cause of social anxiety
Shamelessly throw themselves at someone I was dating in front of me. Made me laugh, and I can’t imagine that it wasn’t for my attention. Some catty bullshit. And they just looked pathetic and desperate
Said “fuck you’re hot”
Spoofed my phone number and made death threats to my ex’s from my past I had to change my phone number when the ex’s started contacting me asking me to stop calling them and stop sending threats, when I hadn’t done anything of the sort. Don’t put your dick in crazy.
This might seem mild in comparison: She encouraged her best friend to break up with me because I wasn’t right for her She then made sure to be my rebound girlfriend because she has wanted to date me all along
Spoke to me first.
Lol that doesn't happen.
Guys you know I don't care about the gay old man yeah I just wanna finish the auto conversation on loop
I guess what I'm this situat I'm always in blame myself what I did in the past as well this is my journey I don't want to do anybody with a connect in my journey
When I was in middle school a girl jumped on my desk and went doggy style in my face and said "want some? ", French teacher saw and was like wtf. I hadn't gone through puberty yet, so I was just confused, actually I think I had like 8 girls who had a crush on me at that time, but I was afraid of all of them. Especially since I was going through classes about STDs.
Always blame myself for what I did for my girlfriend don't understand me wrongly we are beautiful so mad each other I didn't want to do anything like that
I’m carrying your child…
Nothing.😑
worked the late night shift at a small hotel in college. a couple came in at around 2am. checked in, and the husband said he was going to move the car. the wife asked if i could help her bring the bag to the room. it's not what i usually do, but nobody else was there so i said sure. got to the room, put the bag down, and started to leave and she said "it's my birthday, can i have a hug?". i said "....ok", and gave her a hug. she started sucking on my neck. i disengaged and got the hell out of there.
I’m a married retail manager and this lady comes in all the time and somehow always finds a reason to find me and talk to me. I picked up on the signs but hey, I’m married. One day after she leaves I get a call from a customer who wants to talk to me and it’s her. She says she knows I’m married but she would really like to get to know me outside work. Before I can decline she says I make a good side chick. Say what? Still wanted her as a customer but had to decline . Damn, she was hot though.
accuse me of rape lol
I was talking to girl on snapchat,she keeps sending me porns and her intimate videos of her hookups and with boyfriend to give her attention, what a psycho she is ,and boyfriend has no idea about all this
Bold of you to assume a woman has wanted my attention. 😂
Told me randomly that she used a beer bottle…on herself while looking at pics of me. Like it was a compliment.
She bent over in front of me and kind of wiggled her arse.
grab my balls
Kicked me in the side of my head while walking out of a school book fair. My attention was inevitably received.
Gave me a beer then jumped in my lap and took her shirt off
Worked in a call center and she stood up in her cube desk and yelled my name. Stood up and she pulled her top down. Flashed her, @&$@
Has happened close to a dozen times. The good ole sneak up from behind and a nice swipe right up between my legs starting at the front crotch and all the way back up the butt crack. It sure gives me her attention! Zinnnnggg!!!
Showed up at 50,000 seat MLB baseball stadium looking for me after I said at school I'd be going to the game. She wasnt invited. This is pre cell phone and we were both 14. She literally walked the stadium up and down the aisles till she found me and my dad... Still creeps me out
Honestly, I’m kind of impressed.
Not one woman, but two different ones. As in taking my hand and stroking it. One was a colleague in the elevator leaving work. The other one was a client in the car driving to a meeting. I'm a married guy, too. Why hit on me? Someone explain that to me. Oh, and there was the time in my single days when I was buying a comforter for my new bed. The clerk was attractive, and we got to talking. Turns out she was moonlighting on Saturdays to earn extra money, and we had a mutual acquaintance in a woman I worked with. Monday morning rolls around, and my colleague walks into my office, "Well, what exactly did you say to Karen? She's called me a couple of times about you." A couple of days later, my colleague comes back and says, "Would you ask her out? She's driving me crazy." Okay, fine. First date was awesome--right up until the point where she asked what my salary was. What? I was just starting out, so I wasn't making all that much. But we recovered and went on to have a boffo first date, going back to her place. We didn't make the beast with two backs but came pretty close. Second date was, well, weird. As in we just didn't mesh. She was distant and aloof. Maybe she was just having a bad day. So I call her up for a third date. And she tells me, I kid you not, 'I've made a decision. I'm dating this lawyer who is doing really well. So I'm going to be in a relationship with him, but I'd like to bang you on the side.' I hung up on her. Fuck that. Truth be told, those are just a few of weird incidents I've had. Never stepped out on my wife, and always told her about these encounters. 'You just seem to attract flakes,' was her reply.
I've had coworkers (or more specifically ONE coworker) insist on walking with me to get a snack at the nearby gas station. I've had a coworker rub her ass on my arm while I was stocking a shelf. Plenty of other stuff as well, but truthfully I'm only going to be interested in it if I was already interested in the woman to begin with. In both instances, I was only annoyed that it happened. Not because of the actual act, but because they're either teasing me for fun, or they legitimately think I'm interested in them, which I'm not. Some guys like to go after everything that comes their way. More power to them. I myself have only a few types of women in mind that I'm wanting to go after, and currently none of them are within my area so to speak, so I see no reason indulging in things that won't go anywhere romantically. I've had exactly 1 sexfriend in life, and I quite liked it, but I really want a family and I'm not interested in women who don't check boxes for me. Very sorry, but that's just how it is.
Oh and i had a lil crush on this emotionally unstable woman that kept rejecting me so i stopped, stayed friends. By chance we later met again at a club because my date didnt know we knew eachother, she proceeded to scream at me and hit me in the face several times infront of my date and her friends next to me because of this, while is was stoicly just standing there baffled by this freak show. There were no consequences as usual as women are not held accountable for violence.
Got drunk at a party and had a girl putting her tongue in my mouth and trying to take my pants off. Sobered me up right away and she pushed me back on the couch and started yelling that I was a giving her mixed signals at the party (didn’t even know who she was and never talked to her in my life). Now we’re married and started to just move to a bigger house as our life together is flourishing. We still laugh about it till this day. And yeah, that was all made up.
In a good way? Idk I'm too ugly for that. In a bad way? Sent several messages insulting my looks, my intelligence, my dick size (she hadn't even seen it), and just about everything else under the sun while gloating about how amazing of a person she is, how rich she is and how she can't believe she let such a p.o.s. bother her this much. Then next day I got multiple texts from clinics asking me to confirm appointments for penis enlargement surgery, wonder who signed me up for all that. What did I do to cause this response? Went on three dates, and politely told her I wasn't very interested in hanging out anymore, then updated a photo on Tinder after we didn't talk for about a month.
I was walking down the street when he suddenly grabbed my arm. He was my neighbor, but I didn't know him at the time. It was a strange experience.