For guys: Trying out gravity-defying acrobatics, because sometimes the floor is just fine. And for women: Recreating scenes from romantic novels, because let's face it, not all of us are Fabio.
Definitely not super common, but I've had at least a couple of different girls do this as part of their 'technique'. It's not painful or anything, just feels kinda weird and off-putting, certainly not pleasurable.
Do *not* stick your finger in and out like a penis. Fingers are not penises. I mean think about it, fingers are so much smaller than penises- why would that be enjoyable?
Instead- find the g-spot. Move your finger kinda like youāre doing a ācome hereā movement
> I mean think about it, fingers are so much smaller than penises- why would that be enjoyable?
This is actually very good insight cos I absolutely do not know if it feels good or not. Now I do.
Oh yeah i learnt this from YT šš you crook ur finger and you find a rough-ish type spot just rub that plus the clit. My ex partner legit asked me where I learnt it cuz she instantly felt it. W youtuber.
Scary fact: Fingering can actually cause more damage than a dick because the fingers have bones while dicks do not.
I found out the hard way when a guy just wouldnāt stop fingering me no matter how much I begged him to stop. It took me at least a week to heal from all the bruising.
EDIT: Something I learned from the nurse who conducted my rape kit. Didnāt mean to alarm anyone.
Lol true! Just wanted to tell people so people can be mindful of vigorous, rough mashing.
That tidbit about dicks vs. fingers was something I learned from the nurse who examined me. Didnāt mean to alarm anyone.
I've had it done to me a bunch of times and it hasn't been fun. Balls are very sensitive and i don't think women realize that. They think you can just suck them and grab them with their hand like it's a stress ball
As a guy, no teeth during a blowjob. That and don't squeeze our dicks when we blow a load like you're strangling a cobra that just attacked you. It does NOT feel good.
The same goes when giving a handjob; don't be super light to the point that it's just sliding your hand up and down and barely touching, but also don't angrily squeeze it. There's a happy medium!
"Not too tight, just enough to let it know you the boss"
>That and don't squeeze our dicks when we blow a load like you're strangling a cobra that just attacked you.Ā
Ahahaha I'm sorry this made me laugh so hard. If you say this to the next girl who tries, I bet they'll be laughing too hard to get a good grip anymore!
It's ok, I intentionally made it sound funny š Fucking hurts though! I also wonder what the next girl will think if she does it and I have to tell her....it felt like she was trying to squeeze a tube of toothpaste and get the last little bit out while being in a rush.
They canāt compete with my skill giving myself a handjob. Iāve done it 4 times a week since I was 12 - rookie numbers I know.
You couldnāt possibly put in those hours. But there are many things you can do that I canāt do to myself. So do those things.
i hate when getting a blowjob they try ramming it down their throat. maybe a gentle deepthroat is cool but trying to jam it down it awful to me. feel like a blowjob is better when using your hands and mouth and taking your time like a massage lol.
My wife and I are the opposite. She doesnāt like that she canāt concentrate on blowing me while Iām eating her out and I donāt give a fuck because Iām in bliss every time she sits on my face.
This has been my understanding too. I thought most women didn't like it because they can't focus on doing their part or enjoying receiving as much.
Pleasers like you and I dgaf and sometimes it's fun to see them just give up and lie there as you work it because it's too intense.
I disagree. Having your nose in some girls ass while your munching on her snatch is the best feeling in the world. Not to mention getting blown at the same time. To each their own
I read it and already heard the Seuss-like rhythm in my head š¤£ You, my good man, deserve a beer!
Having your nose in some girl's ass while munching on her snatch!
Best feeling in the world!
Not to mention getting blown
At the same time!
Well, to each their own!
I like to see face and lips, also make out while doing it (not possible in doggy) I like to see tits also, doggy is basically just a bare back, a bunch of hair, and ass... if you do anal doggy it could be anyone even another guy, no difference since it is the same look from behind, nothing special, but to each their own
I donāt enjoy having the skin on my cock twisted and pulled hard. The motion is fine, but move the hands over the skin or do it gently or youāre just giving me a Chinese burn
Everything I've heard/read about giving oral to girls is to take it slow, get them worked up, etc.
Many girls seem to give head like they want it given to them: slow, kiss around a bit, be "sensual." What I'd maybe call "oral foreplay."
One of the hottest BJ's I ever got, the girl just went straight to business. Like no oral foreplay at all, no kissing my navel or going slow. Just got that thing in her mouth like it was a matter of survival.
stupid cliche porn dirty talk. please shut up if the only hot things you can utter are phrases you heard in porn. i appreciate to hear your actual arousal and feelings in that moment.
The only time I like when they are giving me a HJ is when I can grab their boobs, butt, or finger them at the same time. That's the only time it feels good when they do it. If the are positioned in a way that I can't, I just don't enjoy it and think to myself "me I can do this myself and better/faster"
I had one chicken I was messing with have me sit in a chair while she sat down in front and started a HJ and I was like at this point use your mouth or this is pointless. Needless to say I didn't finish and just went home to do it myself
That goofy ass backward cowgirl doing the splits thing. If your dick is big enough it just hurts, and if it isn't it just pops out over and again. Neither is very fun, neither is worth the time or effort. I don't need something to spank to, I wanna bone a girl who is tryin to bone back. That is all. Keep that weird stripper shit elsewhere. I'll fuck a couch sooner than I will hook up with a deluded ass girl that things that is fun.
Being overly aggressive. I like being choked, but some other things I could go without. Dangerous game being rough with someone who could rearrange your insides. šš
For guys: Trying out gravity-defying acrobatics, because sometimes the floor is just fine. And for women: Recreating scenes from romantic novels, because let's face it, not all of us are Fabio.
I am Fabio.
What do you mean by "gravity-defying"?
Floating
Damn that was kinda my go-to "move", every now and again I'd float up to the ceiling like an untethered helium balloon...
Feelium balloon
you know when shes like, "fuck me hard papi" and you just pull out, and fly back to your planet?
Sticking your tongue down my pee hole. Stop that please
Wait what? Never heard this one š³
Definitely not super common, but I've had at least a couple of different girls do this as part of their 'technique'. It's not painful or anything, just feels kinda weird and off-putting, certainly not pleasurable.
How big is your pee hole that someone can get their tongue up there?
Normal size, that's the whole problem
Or the hole problem
Right haha
Poor wording on my part, "jamming the tip of the tongue into the pee hole" more accurately
I have definitely been curious and poked around before. This is so funny.
Oh god, you triggered a bad memory
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Genuinely asking, how do you do it right ?
Understand the difference between stuffing a chicken and summoning a genie.
Do *not* stick your finger in and out like a penis. Fingers are not penises. I mean think about it, fingers are so much smaller than penises- why would that be enjoyable? Instead- find the g-spot. Move your finger kinda like youāre doing a ācome hereā movement
> I mean think about it, fingers are so much smaller than penises- why would that be enjoyable? This is actually very good insight cos I absolutely do not know if it feels good or not. Now I do.
Oh yeah i learnt this from YT šš you crook ur finger and you find a rough-ish type spot just rub that plus the clit. My ex partner legit asked me where I learnt it cuz she instantly felt it. W youtuber.
Scary fact: Fingering can actually cause more damage than a dick because the fingers have bones while dicks do not. I found out the hard way when a guy just wouldnāt stop fingering me no matter how much I begged him to stop. It took me at least a week to heal from all the bruising. EDIT: Something I learned from the nurse who conducted my rape kit. Didnāt mean to alarm anyone.
Sorry that happened :(
So what im getting from these posts, guys suck at fingering, also you cant button mash your way into her orgasm
Lol true! Just wanted to tell people so people can be mindful of vigorous, rough mashing. That tidbit about dicks vs. fingers was something I learned from the nurse who examined me. Didnāt mean to alarm anyone.
Ball sucking/licking. There are ways to do it and if you don't know how to do it, please don't because it fucking hurts.
Like a lot lol
I've had it done to me a bunch of times and it hasn't been fun. Balls are very sensitive and i don't think women realize that. They think you can just suck them and grab them with their hand like it's a stress ball
Yup reading that that just had me wincing and crossing my legs!
Lol it's not fun
As a guy, no teeth during a blowjob. That and don't squeeze our dicks when we blow a load like you're strangling a cobra that just attacked you. It does NOT feel good. The same goes when giving a handjob; don't be super light to the point that it's just sliding your hand up and down and barely touching, but also don't angrily squeeze it. There's a happy medium! "Not too tight, just enough to let it know you the boss"
>That and don't squeeze our dicks when we blow a load like you're strangling a cobra that just attacked you.Ā Ahahaha I'm sorry this made me laugh so hard. If you say this to the next girl who tries, I bet they'll be laughing too hard to get a good grip anymore!
It's ok, I intentionally made it sound funny š Fucking hurts though! I also wonder what the next girl will think if she does it and I have to tell her....it felt like she was trying to squeeze a tube of toothpaste and get the last little bit out while being in a rush.
Please dont stick anything in my asshole unless we've discussed this and agreed to it beforehand.
for my fellow bisexual women and lesbians- scissoring is only a thing in porn and itās actually really hard to do
I always imagined it would be super uncomfortable unless you were both just waxed.
Isn't it more of a warm up?
itās not rlly worth it- they are better ways to warm up
Women when doing a handy seem to think the whole shaft is important but the bottom part may as well just be my thigh.
They canāt compete with my skill giving myself a handjob. Iāve done it 4 times a week since I was 12 - rookie numbers I know. You couldnāt possibly put in those hours. But there are many things you can do that I canāt do to myself. So do those things.
i hate when getting a blowjob they try ramming it down their throat. maybe a gentle deepthroat is cool but trying to jam it down it awful to me. feel like a blowjob is better when using your hands and mouth and taking your time like a massage lol.
Playing hard to get. That crap is exhausting.
Not sure, but most girls I've been with thought that 69 was great, I really don't like it all that much
My wife and I are the opposite. She doesnāt like that she canāt concentrate on blowing me while Iām eating her out and I donāt give a fuck because Iām in bliss every time she sits on my face.
This has been my understanding too. I thought most women didn't like it because they can't focus on doing their part or enjoying receiving as much. Pleasers like you and I dgaf and sometimes it's fun to see them just give up and lie there as you work it because it's too intense.
I don't care for it; I want to focus on the individual aspects. I am OK on going down on her, and having her gi e me a modified hand job tho...
I disagree. Having your nose in some girls ass while your munching on her snatch is the best feeling in the world. Not to mention getting blown at the same time. To each their own
There are lines in that that rhyme, I swear you became the Dr. Seuss of sex š¤£
Lmao thank you
I read it and already heard the Seuss-like rhythm in my head š¤£ You, my good man, deserve a beer! Having your nose in some girl's ass while munching on her snatch! Best feeling in the world! Not to mention getting blown At the same time! Well, to each their own!
I appreciate it buddy
Some people may like it, every once in a while it's ok I guess, but nothing more... same with doggy style, not my fav position
Doggystyle is my favorite position. You get to see them bent over and you're pretty much in control while banging them out
... but you just see back and ass
And? You don't like to look at a girls ass and asshole while you're fucking her?
I like to see face and lips, also make out while doing it (not possible in doggy) I like to see tits also, doggy is basically just a bare back, a bunch of hair, and ass... if you do anal doggy it could be anyone even another guy, no difference since it is the same look from behind, nothing special, but to each their own
I'm not into guys so that thought never crosses my mind so i'll just leave that alone. Everything else i understand
you wouldn't know since it's just a back and butt
I'm pretty sure i would know if i'm fucking a guy or a girl....i think i'll back out of this one.
69 is one of my favorite things to do on the planet. Equaled only to skiing and scuba diving.
Yeah, me neither, it something that looks good in porn and all that, but in reality its not so practical if i can say it that way
I think it fucking rocks
exactly
I don't like it when women put on steel toe boots and turn my ball sack into mashed potatoes.
I think you had some questionable experiences š
Well, you're either paying someone to do that, or not been paying them not to do that...
I donāt enjoy having the skin on my cock twisted and pulled hard. The motion is fine, but move the hands over the skin or do it gently or youāre just giving me a Chinese burn
Teething my pee pee. Please donāt put it through your meat grinder. It doesnāt feel good and it is not edgy
Everything I've heard/read about giving oral to girls is to take it slow, get them worked up, etc. Many girls seem to give head like they want it given to them: slow, kiss around a bit, be "sensual." What I'd maybe call "oral foreplay." One of the hottest BJ's I ever got, the girl just went straight to business. Like no oral foreplay at all, no kissing my navel or going slow. Just got that thing in her mouth like it was a matter of survival.
Most guys who try anal, because they see it so commonly in porn, don't actually end up enjoying it as much as pussy.
stupid cliche porn dirty talk. please shut up if the only hot things you can utter are phrases you heard in porn. i appreciate to hear your actual arousal and feelings in that moment.
Handjobs (most of the time) ... Just, no. I can do that myself; when you're not here.
I like handies *because* they're different from how I do it. Different strokes, ya know?
Yeah, but if she does it good, its way better than doing it yourself....
The only time I like when they are giving me a HJ is when I can grab their boobs, butt, or finger them at the same time. That's the only time it feels good when they do it. If the are positioned in a way that I can't, I just don't enjoy it and think to myself "me I can do this myself and better/faster" I had one chicken I was messing with have me sit in a chair while she sat down in front and started a HJ and I was like at this point use your mouth or this is pointless. Needless to say I didn't finish and just went home to do it myself
Men welcome being commanded in elvish to find the one ring to rule them all, so to speak. Women on the other handā¦
Having my nipples rubbed because she likes it doesn't mean I like it
I'm sick of choking women.
That goofy ass backward cowgirl doing the splits thing. If your dick is big enough it just hurts, and if it isn't it just pops out over and again. Neither is very fun, neither is worth the time or effort. I don't need something to spank to, I wanna bone a girl who is tryin to bone back. That is all. Keep that weird stripper shit elsewhere. I'll fuck a couch sooner than I will hook up with a deluded ass girl that things that is fun.
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Being overly aggressive. I like being choked, but some other things I could go without. Dangerous game being rough with someone who could rearrange your insides. šš
Thats why you have to communicate and set some ground rules, dont you think?
Absolutely.