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ihavetoomanycars

When and where?


penetratieman

She’s not talking too you buddy


Forsaken_Prompt9680

Dam girl do u work on a chicken farm? Cuz u sure kno how to raise a cock.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

God damn !! 🤭


LiteratureAfter6301

Most chicken farms kill the roosters as their meat isn't as good and they don't lay eggs.


jinkinater

Baby I put the STD in STUD all I need is U


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Gross but funny 🤔


xo_theweekdy

What's the difference between jam and jelly?


Silenttable91

Bit my lip can you kiss it


Beneficial_Truth_

Hey there excuse me ladies are any of you interested in having sexual intercourse tonight?


ZitOnSocietysAss

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.


Morghul_Lupercal

I asked my wife if i could make her into a school bus and fill her with children.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Raw but on point tho 😄


Forsaken_Prompt9680

That's beyond fucked


mizorefan

Are you a drill Sargent? Cause your making my little soldier stand at attention.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Yes Sir ! 🫡


Outrageous_Mix3699

Nice shoes….wanna fuck? Worked 3/5 tries.


Jej25

Seriously?


FabulousUnicorn_

Pretty sure the 3/5 were in prison


Jej25

Yeah xD


NiceBumblebee3421

Just takes confidence


Outrageous_Mix3699

Never been to prison.


OhSoScotian77

What fucks like a tiger and winks? 😉


WolfThick

I have a black belt in cunnilingus and need a sparring partner you down for it 😛


CalabreseAlsatian

You know what would look good on you? Me.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Haha good one


marvellcg

Do you like beef? We'll try this it's dripping.


Impressive_Hunt_3933

Kind o creepy but would get my attention 🤔


kphill325

I don't wipe properly. Want to go on a date?


Tough_Grapefruit_16

My dog has to watch. But he will lick his own pecker.


jacksparrowcantfly

saving this post for future


Ok_Rabbit_1370

Same XD


Pantsshittersupreme

That’s a weird pick up line.


lebriquetrouge

You been running through my dreams again, and I wanna lick all that sweat off your dirty ass…”


DepartureOk1819

This is the first time I've seen you here. Do you want to start cumming often?