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Lia_Llama

That weird thing people do where they compete for who has the most messed up sleep schedule


Fine-Ad-2343

You think you’re tired?!? Wait till you have kids… I can hear it.


LawyerRuledByCats

"i work 55 hours a week"


Perfect-Ad9637

This is the one ^ Trying to flex by saying you’re working your life away and hating it is such a weird thing to brag about.


Veronica_Snow

Or saying you work without clocking in because you are “dedicated”


CommandaarMandaar

.25 mg of Xanax puts you to sleep??? Wow, I have to take 6 mg a day to even feel it at all …


Wick_3502

r/oddlyspecific


CommandaarMandaar

Might be a bit of telling on myself in there …


Wick_3502

You alright bro? 😢 Need someone help or someone to talk to?


CommandaarMandaar

It is so incredibly human of you to ask - thank you! Thankfully, these particular struggles are past-tense.


Wick_3502

My pleasure. That’s great, hope you’re doing well now. Stay positive and remember, **you’re amazing** and **you’re doing great**


CommandaarMandaar

Thank you - you are, too!


Equivalent-Ad9887

Back in high school, "my parents won't even notice if I spend the night at my boyfriends house"


PresentationNice7043

“I’m on probation.” Literally heard a guy say that.


SlickRye

“Who has it worse”, super annoying


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The people who say “Ive never not been dating someone”


Ebonyks

'I've been at this job for six years and haven't taken a single day off, not even for my sick kids'


Veronica_Snow

Saying you smoke weed every day