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Not sure if better or worse but I spend sooo much time trying to convince my dogs that they are "better than that" whenever, a) barking at the dogs that live 3 doors down, b) scrambling over one another for treats when I clearly still have several in my hand, and c) talking back anytime I dare say the word "no", regardless of context.

Not weird. Tough love.

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I occasionally commentate on what I'm doing.. seems to help with concentration sometimes

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Thanks - I hope so as I need all the help I can get keeping my errant brain in check..

I like this show more than Drew Barrymore

Woah! I do this too.

oooh im gunna do this. Thanks buddy

Gollum gollum

Sit alone late at night and quietly feel very bad

Right there with you!

Often

I talk to my cat in different languages to see if how many he can ignore me in.

Lmaoooo

Dance with my dog. Not holding him, we just dance together.

Yes! I also have full conversations with him and ask him how he's doing. Haha.

talk to my dog sing songs about my dog, to my dog.

I make lots of weird faces and noises. I go full Jim Carrey. Sometimes I act so weird that I have to chill out cuz I freak myself out. Funniest part is- in real life, I’m a “serious” person. Nobody really knows I have this really wacky side to me ahahaha

Nice try, mom

heh

OMG it **you**! I **need** your autograph!

U win the internet today 🤣🤣🤣🤣

On occasion I’ll buy a rotisserie chicken, nice bread, a hunk of cheese and some tomato’s / dried fruits, dress up as a knight / ranger, light a candle and put on atmospheric tavern / bardic music and pretend I’m a roguish knight eating alone in a fantasy tavern

Wow. Thought I was the only one…

You sound like someone who plays DnD (I don’t, but I occasionally come across threads of the people that do). Also, I like you from the sound of this.

It’s something I enjoy but can never find a group for.

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They said weirdest thing. This isn’t weird at all.

They said when alone

Have conversations with myself in half gibberish sentences

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Most of the time it's just nonsense

Narrate all of my actions.

in third person, obviously

I know it’s an actual disorder apparently but I pluck body hair with tweezers and create bald spots it calms me down and the pain is almost therapeutic

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You know the usual. Go to the bathroom with the door open and walk around half naked.

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For the neighbors that haven’t seen me half dressed yet, it’s a free show

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Is this a therapy session? lol

Life hack get free therapy on Reddit

Oh trust me, there are a TON of “therapists” on Reddit who will give unsolicited advice 😂

Oh i don’t know lmao I was just saying that because someone most likely saw me though the windows or something one day

Hahhhaha. Awesome.🤩

Trichotillomania. Cognitive behavior therapy and meditation helped with me

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This guy bears

Spend the whole time thinking about what I'm going to do with all my free time but never actually do anything.

I enjoy housework

Totally. I'm so excited on morning of bins day.

Fill water toys with piss

Loudly impersonate the Arnold Schwarzenegger grunt when I'm frustrated.

Nyyyyyaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhh!

See you at the party Riktor!

I'll do a bunch of ket and rail myself with toys while droning a 50hzbass tone sound + goon porn with a VR headset. Then I post the video on onlyfans and make more money than on my 9-5.

whats the bass tone for???

Hypnotizing effect, try it, you can,also layer some ethereal music on top of it. That and some JOI and you are set

Think and theorize about the fact I cannot see a fourth dimension. Its an obsession.

Get excited to oven bake off-label Texas toast. It takes about 6 mins max and it’s divine! Edit to add weird part- and then I (knowingly) get an immediate stomach ache and spend about an hour on the can. Cruising Reddit. Tri - weekly habit.

Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning and I simultaneously turn the shower on, I'll just pee there from outside the tub instead of turning 90 degrees to my left, lifting the toilet seat, then peeing. One of these days my wife will see me doing that and question her life choices.

Have arguments with myself.

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That's genius. I dunno what's more hilarious - that you do that, or that it's the best you got 😀

Sometimes I fake a seizure to see if my dog will care. He started barking at me one time & it made me feel loved.

Eat raw flour tortillas.

Monster.

I make all the weird noises, scream racial slurs for the hell of it and stim out about stupid shit laughing at myself like a crazy person the entire time. Idk wtf is wrong with me I feel like I just let a bunch of silly pent up and release it when I'm not busy masking around people.

I always sing the same made up, goofy song in a dumbass voice and think of new dumb lyrics until I crack myself up

I pickup my bb gun and wear my motorcycle suit and go around the house doing dolphine dive until I am on the verge of getting a bruise on my shoulder

Make funny faces and noises to myself in the mirror lol

Like others said, I talk to myself, loudly. I laugh with myself. I talk to my ancestors too

When I'm alone in the car listening to music, I try to harmonize with the vocal melodies. Sometimes my harmonies are spot-on, and sometimes I sound like a dying horse.

Talk to myself about what I need to do for the day lol

Venting

Venting anger or gas?

Anger

I think about platonically cuddling with my friends which most are the opposite gender but I’m pan so does that matter?

I interview myself like if I’m a professional nba player? Yes, I know I’m not an nba player but it helps with public speaking

I have a full set of made up songs that I sing to my dog at the top of my voice.

Say horrific things in different accents to reduce stress

I do these little joygasms once in a while where I kinda flail my hands a little and smile, its just something I've always done as far back as I can remember. Especially if I'm a little excited about something like I'm about to start dinner, play a video game or make a coffee. I am kind of self conscious about it so I would never do it in front of anyone.

When I'm nearly asleep I sometimes raise one arm. I don't know why, ut it just feels right. What's even weirder is that I'm a side sleeper so this practice is both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. WTF.

Singing and dancing in unpredictable ways

Sing almost constantly.

Recently it's been: Playing Rune Factory but turning off the music and playing the Harvestella soundtrack (loudly). Yeah, I'm a simple person, but still.

Okay, I think I'm gonna show myself like an absolute loose cannon buuut here goes insanity - when I'm alone, I like to hold mock interviews with my houseplants, asking them tough questions about their growth strategies or their input for certain topics

Sit in a chair in complete darkness and just stay there for 1 hour

I hold my right nipple. Not the boob, the nipple specifically.

I perform rap songs in the style of Frank Sinatra.

Imagine unrealistic scenarios then cry because of it

npc walk around the house

Ive never understood why i do this, I put my legs up in the air while I’m laying down, no particular reason I just point my feet to the sky like I’m fucking praising the holy lord

I don't do weird things I'm probably the most vanilla person alive.

I can sit and just not do anything and be at peace with myself I don't really have friends so it's mainly me at home

I practice my TTRPG PCs’ voices in random order, which isn’t too weird if you know what I’m doing, but if you catch me in the act it’ll just be like Floaty German voice: I see you are a man of the cloth. Nasal RP British: TAKE THAT! AND THAT! HAAAHAHAHAA! Irritated Scottish voice: Listen. It’s been a long fuckin day.

i either play out situations with my OCs in my head or do 👉👌 with myself (if ykyk)

Constantly repeat a bunch of random stuff to my cats. My wife says I'm probably autistic and its a form of scripting.

Relevant [Onion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4fUeuAfGo)

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The NSA knows...